ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

So, why do you keep whining about your current rank?

Because we were talking about ranks, So I told what I thought about my rank Simple as that.

Quite being such a malcontent and lying about it.

But lies are the fruit of succession

Tell that to all of the people who have become victims of blatant, malicious lies and see what happens. A good chance exists that you will not earn new friends saying that.

Yes, but everyone lies. It's the cold truth. Also, in a social confrontation, This topic won't really be brought up on a social situation. Ah but truth lies in what you said, and that's the sad part. At least for me.

"Everyone" lies, but that does not make it beneficial or good. "Everyone" lies, but that does not mean this kind of discussion will not occur or be applied in reality.

I know it's possible to occur, however, the chances are really low. I'm unsure about the first part. The benefits of lying is large and the range is huge. Though it might be a small thing like getting someone to believe your name is something else, you benefit by having him to trust you without actually knowing you. Something like that.

Mother of Buddha, what on earth is my rank?

OK,let's make a list of what we already know:

5,500: Contractor
6,000: Taiga's sword
6,500: Aka-chan
7,000: Imagine Breaker
10,000: Noble Phantasm
10,500: LOL-tan SOS
11,000: Magical Programer
11,500: Aria Sharpshooter
12,000: Mahou Tsukai Loaner
12,500: Harem Fighting Machine
13,000: Lantern Finder
13,500: Osaka-ben Gaijin-Sama
14,000: 501st Squadron Commander
14,500: Alpha Stigma Hero

Again, kira, your rank could be worse like Pimp-o-matic.

New rank...?

Congrats.

Don't know what this is, but...

"Osaka-ben Gaijin-Sama"

a (sarcastic) honorific address to a foreigner who speaks Osaka region's take of Kansai-ben?

if you were paired up with someone else here for a long-running Manzai, then it'd make sense.

Btw, is there arank for 10250?