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Quote of the Day!
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:51 am
by onizuka-gto
Best quotes of the day!
Please post here the best quotes you have read today, that made you laugh, think or enlighten you.
Only one per user per day , please.
So to start this off:
Chinese authorities may not have a great sense of humor in many respects, but they absolutely LOVE applying western-inspired regulations exclusively to foreign-invested companies. They think it’s hilarious
...And i think it's hilarious too.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:38 am
by Umiman
Well.. it's what foreign countries have been doing to Asian businesses all this while...
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
Love QDB
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:51 am
by Dan
It's not tommorow yet, n00b. And that quote is probably older than me, I've heard it so many times since ninth grade that I wonder if I ever found it funny.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:58 am
by TheGiftedMonkey
I lawled. Stupid girl.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:08 pm
by Umiman
Only one per user per day , please.
Doesn't this mean each user gets to put one each day?
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:35 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
I'm pretty sure thats what Oni-kun intended. 1 for each user a day.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:54 pm
by onizuka-gto
1 quote for each user, per day. it's not that hard to understand...
its a new day, here so here's another quote:
"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in girls."
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:13 am
by Umiman
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
-Dan Rather (News anchorman)
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:01 am
by onizuka-gto
lol.
nice one.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:11 am
by Guest lol
Where do you find all these quotes?
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:12 am
by Umiman
teh intarweb
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:40 pm
by ben1234
Something I found on google:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:56 pm
by Smidge204
E. B. White wrote:If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world, and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
=Smidge=
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:56 pm
by Dan
lol Death is nothing to a tough guy!
Here's one off a forum for a game I play sometimes, it has to do with choosing a new mod since one of them left:
Moses2k: If you vote for me, I'll suspend each user's account until he or she is able to pass a timed college-level English exam. One chance.
Pestcontrol: You'd end up with a forum full of foreighners.
The best part is that "foreigners" is spelled wrong! ROFL!
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:58 pm
by Guest lol
“"Give me my money or i'll get Bush to invade you"”
~ Overmind on Saddam Hussein