Katanagatari

[Mystes]

Obviously impossible. Anyway here have an account? #stalkerisrighthere

[b0mb3r]

Twitter? Is that like a game of Twisters? That's fun to play especially when we get new freshmen girls in my dorm.

[Mystes]

Try subscribing for more info. #twitter

[ainsoph9]

Twitter, ugh...I never could understand that...

[b0mb3r]

Twitter, ugh...I never could understand that...

Never would Shichika and I

[ainsoph9]

So, you live in the age before the internet with him...interesting...how are you writing to us then?

[ben1234]

One of the swords probably has a secret function of accessing the internet

[b0mb3r]

Well you see my world is different. I live in a world where we don't have any mechanical and industrialized material your world has. Instead we use magic mirror and orbs to convey my message to you. You have to imagine my world like Lord of the Rings but instead of living in Middle Earth, we live in Modern Earth.

[ainsoph9]

Say hi to Harry Pothead for me then.

[b0mb3r]

Thunderbolt? He's a disgrace in my community.

[ainsoph9]

How come?

[b0mb3r]

He uses a stick to fight people. We still use swords and axe that are magically enchanted to fight people close up.

[ainsoph9]

I thought his stick was magically enhanced as well.

[Mystes]

B0mb3r probably simply doesn't like Thunderbolt.

[ainsoph9]

Nor do I, hence the name I called him by.