Man, I'm pumped! Action shooter here I come!
Easy? Normal? FUK-U!!! I'm hardcore baby! Hard to the max! I'm hard on viagra and cialis! I'm pastor-in-an-orphanage hard! Extra lives? Screw it! Let's go go go!!!
Whoa, the graphics are awe-
*boom*
What? Already?
Okay, let's go again! Yeah! Goooo!!!!
Yeah, Imma dodging your lazers! Muhahaha colour switching colou-WTF!!!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU SWITCH THAT MANY COLO-OH GOD...
*boom*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WahahahahhaaaaahhaaHAHAAAAhaaa!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
Yeah, I'm bloody awesome. Whoa, nice cinemati-what the hell? The first stage is only now starting?
*boom*
Oh sh-
*boom*
Argh! Ohfukufukfufkfuk-
*boom*
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!!!
*boom*
What the hell is that!!!!
*boom*
Oh man...
*boom*
I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
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HOW DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!!
*boom*
My thumbs hurt!!!
*boom*
I really like the boss musi- *boom* Aww...
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Why can't I get past the third stage
*boom*
Repeat ad infinium