Please post here the best quotes you have read today, that made you laugh, think or enlighten you.
Only one per user per day , please.
So to start this off:
Chinese authorities may not have a great sense of humor in many respects, but they absolutely LOVE applying western-inspired regulations exclusively to foreign-invested companies. They think it’s hilarious
...And i think it's hilarious too.
"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure.Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official test record, followed by death. Good luck."
Well.. it's what foreign countries have been doing to Asian businesses all this while...
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
It's not tommorow yet, n00b. And that quote is probably older than me, I've heard it so many times since ninth grade that I wonder if I ever found it funny.
1 quote for each user, per day. it's not that hard to understand...
its a new day, here so here's another quote:
"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in girls."
"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure.Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official test record, followed by death. Good luck."
"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure.Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official test record, followed by death. Good luck."
E. B. White wrote:If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world, and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
Here's one off a forum for a game I play sometimes, it has to do with choosing a new mod since one of them left:
Moses2k: If you vote for me, I'll suspend each user's account until he or she is able to pass a timed college-level English exam. One chance.
Pestcontrol: You'd end up with a forum full of foreighners.
The best part is that "foreigners" is spelled wrong! ROFL!