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Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire

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	== Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire ==		== Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire ==
	''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~mdxBqxyvM74~~''		''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouABVkcOGwQ''


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	'''Satoshi:''' Well, we didn't need that particular detail.		'''Satoshi:''' Well, we didn't need that particular detail.

	'''~~Oreki~~:''' That's great! Now we have enough people!		'''Chitanda:''' That's great! Now we have enough people!

	'''Satoshi:''' It may be sudden, but we're counting on you, Houtarou. You're the backbone of the team!		'''Satoshi:''' It may be sudden, but we're counting on you, Houtarou. You're the backbone of the team!
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	'''Satoshi:''' You only cut the tofu and added some garnish!		'''Satoshi:''' You only cut the tofu and added some garnish!

	'''Chitanda:''' Although one tofu was sacrificed, the cold tofu dish was completed without a hitch!		'''Chitanda:''' Although one valuable tofu was sacrificed, the cold tofu dish was completed without a hitch!

	'''Satoshi:''' Hey, can this even be considered cooking?		'''Satoshi:''' Hey, can this even be considered cooking?


	== Translator's Notes and References ==		== Translator's Notes and References ==

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== Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxBqxyvM74''

'''Chitanda Eru:''' Can Mayaka-san make it?

'''Fukube Satoshi:''' She still seems quite busy. It would be great if she could......

(Satoshi's phone rings)

'''Satoshi:''' Ah! A phone call from Mayaka! (Answers phone) Hello.

'''Ibara Mayaka:''' Sorry, Fuku-chan. I'm busy, and I don't think I can leave the Manga Club.

'''Satoshi:''' Eh? Really? That's a pickle.

'''Mayaka:''' Really sorry. I'll get Oreki to go in place of me.

'''Satoshi:''' Eh?! Houtarou?!

'''Mayaka:''' Bye!

(Phone call ends)

'''Chitanda:''' How is it?

'''Satoshi:''' She said she can't leave because she's busy, and apparently, Houtarou's coming to take her place.

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san?

'''Satoshi:''' Anyway, I'll take the starting position.

'''Chitanda:''' Right.

(Crowd applauds and cheers)

'''Satoshi:''' My bad, I could only make one dish!

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' I'm here~~

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou!!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san! You came to assist us!

'''Oreki:''' No, I came because I was threatened by Ibara.

'''Satoshi:''' Well, we didn't need that particular detail.

'''Oreki:''' That's great! Now we have enough people!

'''Satoshi:''' It may be sudden, but we're counting on you, Houtarou. You're the backbone of the team!

'''Oreki:''' What do I have to do?

'''Satoshi:''' Use the ingredients over there and prepare your cooking in any way you like.

'''Chitanda:''' Ah, you don't have to hold back. Just leave some ingredients for me, and as the team captain, I will somehow deal with it.

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou, you don't even have to do anything.

'''Oreki:''' Even I can cook, you know.

'''Satoshi:''' Eh? Really?

'''Oreki:''' Sort of. For example, cu......

'''Chitanda:''' Cup noodles can be prepared by filling the cup with hot water? Surely you won't bore us with a cold joke like that, Oreki-san?

'''Oreki:''' Eeh!

'''Satoshi:''' Ohh, your face is saying that your thoughts were completely read, Houtarou.

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, please do your best.

'''Oreki:''' Yeah. I'll start, then.

(Music plays)

'''Satoshi:''' Eh? Did something just start?

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki Houtarou's Energy-Conserving Cooking. I watch this every week.

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou's in such a program?

'''Chitanda:''' It's an interesting cooking program supported by a core of fans. It may be a cooking program, but no cooking is done at all!

'''Satoshi:''' Then it's not a cooking program at all, is it......

'''Oreki:''' First, prepare some tofu.

'''Satoshi:''' He's looking at the camera, although there isn't one!

'''Oreki:''' Today we'll be using tofu. You can use firm tofu or soft tofu. Anything is fine, as long as it's tofu.

'''Satoshi:''' How imprecise......

'''Oreki:''' Tofu can break easily, so please hold it carefully.

'''Satoshi:''' Ahh! His hands are shaking dangerously!

'''Oreki:''' Oops. (Drops the tofu)

'''Satoshi:''' He dropped it!

'''Oreki:''' Now, we'll prepare a new tofu.

'''Satoshi:''' You're ignoring the one you dropped?!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, if you continue to waste ingredients......

'''Satoshi:''' Houtarou! Something's squirming out of Chitanda-san's back!<ref>Probably a reference to something, but I don't know what it is. Anyone who knows something, please don't hesitate to contact me.</ref> Don't anger her any further!

'''Oreki:''' I know! Ehh, now cut the tofu with the kitchen knife, in any way you like. (Begins cutting the tofu)

'''Satoshi:''' Ahhh! Looks dangerous! And cut the tofu more cleanly!

'''Chitanda:''' Amazing knife control! This is the first time I'm seeing this way of cutting tofu!

'''Satoshi:''' What is this? Why am I the only one seeing the reality as it is?

'''Oreki:''' Done! Now, pour shoyu or ponzu<ref>A dark brown citrus-based sauce.</ref> to taste. If you have it, you can add leeks or ginger to taste, too.

'''Satoshi:''' Everything's "to taste"......

'''Chitanda:''' This imprecision and energy conservation is quite popular these days.

'''Satoshi:''' There is no decency left in this world.

'''Oreki:''' Right, we're done with the cooking.

'''Satoshi:''' You only cut the tofu and added some garnish!

'''Chitanda:''' Although one tofu was sacrificed, the cold tofu dish was completed without a hitch!

'''Satoshi:''' Hey, can this even be considered cooking?

== Translator's Notes and References ==

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Ex.wife: /* Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire */

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Ex.wife: Created page with "== Impossible Intermission #14: Energy-conserving Wildfire == ''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdxBqxyvM74'' '''Chitanda Eru:''' Can Mayaka-san..."