OtonashiDiva: added a ref to explain a pun

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	"Is that hat Germany? Holland!"		"Is that hat Germany? Holland!"
	(Whose hat is this? It's mine!)		(Whose hat is this? It's mine!) <ref>I don't have access to the original Japanese, but the pun here on Germany is that Germany is 'doitsu' in Japanese and 'doitsu' means who (rude though, so you don't hear it often). Holland is 'oranda' which is similar to the shortened form of 'ore no da' (orenda) it's mine! I feel like this is one of his better puns and he doesn't even think it's funny nor does he understand it.</ref>

	Honestly, I didn't understand how it was funny and judging by the geographical names I couldn't see how they were AMERICAN JOKES, shouldn't they be called EUROPEAN JOKES? So I just tilted my head.		Honestly, I didn't understand how it was funny and judging by the geographical names I couldn't see how they were AMERICAN JOKES, shouldn't they be called EUROPEAN JOKES? So I just tilted my head.
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RedGlassesGirl at 23:32, 17 July 2016

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	===The Princess Maidmer and I - part 2===		===The Princess Maidmer and I - part 2===
			By Takabyashi Tomo
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	Lord Weller ~~Conrad~~		Lord Weller Conrart

	Brave war veteran. He saved our country from the danger posed by Shimaron soldiers in the last war. Liked by women, children, and animals; his subordinates also trust him deeply. He has mastered every type of weapon everywhere, but is especially good with swords. When it comes to long-swords, he's the best in Shin Makoku and one of the very best in the entire world.		Brave war veteran. He saved our country from the danger posed by Shimaron soldiers in the last war. Liked by women, children, and animals; his subordinates also trust him deeply. He has mastered every type of weapon everywhere, but is especially good with swords. When it comes to long-swords, he's the best in Shin Makoku and one of the very best in the entire world.
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	"Who's that?"		"Who's that?"

	"It says the name at the beginning. It's you, ~~Conrad~~."		"It says the name at the beginning. It's you, Conrart."

	I didn't have any words to reply. Although impolite, I just stared long and hard at him, and then did the same with the thin paper that I was holding in my hand with my mouth half opened. Who in the world gave him this personal history card describing a hero like the one in a maiden's dream?		I didn't have any words to reply. Although impolite, I just stared long and hard at him, and then did the same with the thin paper that I was holding in my hand with my mouth half opened. Who in the world gave him this personal history card describing a hero like the one in a maiden's dream?
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	Although his expression didn't change, his dominant hand was clutching tightly the fabric of the clothes covering his chest, proving he was upset.		Although his expression didn't change, his dominant hand was clutching tightly the fabric of the clothes covering his chest, proving he was upset.

	"No way... ~~Conrad~~... You and Josak....?"		"No way... Conrart... You and Josak....?"

	Wait a sec! This misunderstanding is outrageous! I had just said goodbye to Josak. However in an instant, Gwendal's imagination had turned destructive and he quickly started to back away one step at the time.		Wait a sec! This misunderstanding is outrageous! I had just said goodbye to Josak. However in an instant, Gwendal's imagination had turned destructive and he quickly started to back away one step at the time.
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	"So you're saying that there are another matters that you aren't innocent of?"		"So you're saying that there are another matters that you aren't innocent of?"

	"No, c'mon! Regarding anything that points in that direction, I'm completely innocent, absolutely innocent!"<ref>Lots of metaphors but ~~Conrad~~'s saying: I'm not fucking Josak! Gwen replies: Aha! But you're fucking other guys? ~~Conrad~~ says: No, I'm not fucking guys at all!</ref>		"No, c'mon! Regarding anything that points in that direction, I'm completely innocent, absolutely innocent!"<ref>Lots of metaphors but Conrart's saying: I'm not fucking Josak! Gwen replies: Aha! But you're fucking other guys? Conrart says: No, I'm not fucking guys at all!</ref>

	"So, you, really, invited, a married woman, into your room..."		"So, you, really, invited, a married woman, into your room..."
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	As the old house sitter noticed he started to relax, he added in a hurry.		As the old house sitter noticed he started to relax, he added in a hurry.

	"Your excellency, ~~Conrad~~-sama didn't bring Josak-san or a married woman here. There isn't supposed to be anyone in his room!"		"Your excellency, Conrart-sama didn't bring Josak-san or a married woman here. There isn't supposed to be anyone in his room!"

	Then who's there? Is it an intruder? Thinking that was the case, Gwendal who had overcome his depression and me who was eager to find out what was there stepped into the room.		Then who's there? Is it an intruder? Thinking that was the case, Gwendal who had overcome his depression and me who was eager to find out what was there stepped into the room.
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	In an instant my older brother raised his startled face, staring long and hard at me with his deep blue eyes. Once again, that expression of having misunderstood something appeared on his face.		In an instant my older brother raised his startled face, staring long and hard at me with his deep blue eyes. Once again, that expression of having misunderstood something appeared on his face.

	"No way, ~~Conrad~~..."		"No way, Conrart..."

	How many times had I heard the words 'no way' from Lord von Voltaire that night? Furthermore, he used it in regards to someone else's affairs. His lips were trembling so it was likely that this misunderstanding would once again start a problem.		How many times had I heard the words 'no way' from Lord von Voltaire that night? Furthermore, he used it in regards to someone else's affairs. His lips were trembling so it was likely that this misunderstanding would once again start a problem.

	"The fact that you brought this fish person to your bedroom.... ~~Conrad~~, are you and this fish.... no I mean, princess dating?"		"The fact that you brought this fish person to your bedroom.... Conrart, are you and this fish.... no I mean, princess dating?"

	"Da-ting, you say?"		"Da-ting, you say?"
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	"Didn't you just call her mysterious and beautiful?"		"Didn't you just call her mysterious and beautiful?"

	"~~Conrad~~."		"Conrart."

	With his arms crossed before his chest, Gwendal said in a low, bitter voice.		With his arms crossed before his chest, Gwendal said in a low, bitter voice.
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	It seems that I need to read that list of animals right away.		It seems that I need to read that list of animals right away.

	"At any rate, I will return princess-chan. If all of this is true, we have to stop playing with her and return her to the ocean. Since I couldn't ask Gurrier-san to help me, I pushed her against Excellency ~~Conrad~~, but it was only meant to be for a moment as I ran away."		"At any rate, I will return princess-chan. If all of this is true, we have to stop playing with her and return her to the ocean. Since I couldn't ask Gurrier-san to help me, I pushed her against Excellency Conrart, but it was only meant to be for a moment as I ran away."

	"You know Gurrier... and ~~Conrad~~..."		"You know Gurrier... and Conrart..."

	The librarian and Gwendal exchanged looks. The following words were easy to predict.		The librarian and Gwendal exchanged looks. The following words were easy to predict.
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	"Have you no pride as a man? I knew it..."		"Have you no pride as a man? I knew it..."

	"I told you I'm innocent!" (~~Conrad~~)		"I told you I'm innocent!" (Conrart)

	"Lies! No matter how amazing a man is, I won't forgive such a lie. An innocent person wouldn't be thinking about marriage with princess-chan right after meeting her!"		"Lies! No matter how amazing a man is, I won't forgive such a lie. An innocent person wouldn't be thinking about marriage with princess-chan right after meeting her!"
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	"I haven't done any scandalous things with Tuna-chan, not a single one..."		"I haven't done any scandalous things with Tuna-chan, not a single one..."

	"While saying such things you keep calling her Tuna-chan! What the heck does that mean ~~Conrad~~, no Lord Weller!?"		"While saying such things you keep calling her Tuna-chan! What the heck does that mean Conrart, no Lord Weller!?"

	"Uhhh...."		"Uhhh...."
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	While I looked up at the ceiling without paying attention, the conversation continued as they forgot about the actual person they were talking about.		While I looked up at the ceiling without paying attention, the conversation continued as they forgot about the actual person they were talking about.

	"But princess-chan came to the surface only last night. Don't you think it's weird that Excellency ~~Conrad~~ has already fallen in love?"		"But princess-chan came to the surface only last night. Don't you think it's weird that Excellency Conrart has already fallen in love?"

	"But if Lord Weller really has feelings for the maidmer princess, it can't be helped, right?"		"But if Lord Weller really has feelings for the maidmer princess, it can't be helped, right?"
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	"But it's strange. I mean if only princess-chan and his excellency would have known each other a bit longer."		"But it's strange. I mean if only princess-chan and his excellency would have known each other a bit longer."

	"It doesn't matter if they've known each other for a little while or ten years, the result would still be the same. If ~~Conrad~~ has fallen in love, I am here to accept the maidmer princess into the family as my sister-in-law."		"It doesn't matter if they've known each other for a little while or ten years, the result would still be the same. If Conrart has fallen in love, I am here to accept the maidmer princess into the family as my sister-in-law."

	"Isn't this oppression of the nobility!?"		"Isn't this oppression of the nobility!?"
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	To calm people down, you should use a JOKE, Conrad.		To calm people down, you should use a JOKE, Conrad.

	That's why I remember a few good AMERICAN JOKES.		That's why I remember a few good AMERICAN JOKES.

	If by any chance during a business meeting I feel some bad vibes, I say this:		If by any chance during a business meeting I feel some bad vibes, I say this:

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OtonashiDiva: added a ref to explain a pun

RedGlassesGirl at 23:32, 17 July 2016

RedGlassesGirl at 23:31, 17 July 2016

RedGlassesGirl at 00:41, 8 April 2016

RedGlassesGirl: Created page with " ===The Princess Maidmer and I - part 2=== Anyway, rumors tend to spread. And when that happens, people who hear the rumor tend to embellish it and ten becomes..."

RedGlassesGirl: Created page with " ===The Princess Maidmer and I - part 2===

Anyway, rumors tend to spread. And when that happens, people who hear the rumor tend to embellish it and ten becomes..."