MaruMA:DramaCD35:Track3
Staying up a little late in Shin Makoku too.[edit]
FX:*spooky atmosphere*
Murata: Then, my uncle saw a maid running away with something in her hands. Ah! By the way, my uncle runs a guesthouse by the ocean called M-Family.
Yuuri: I know! You don't need to explain that, keep going, keep going!... So what did your uncle do after he saw the Noppera-bō (faceless monster) girl running away?
Wolfram: *shivering * ... Her face... Her face....!
Murata: Mhm. He then ran after her all the way to the beach, and right before a sand hill, there was a grilled corn food stand and that's when my uncle, relieved that he could see some light...
Yuuri: Wait, wait... it's strange for a food stand to be opened in the middle of the night...
Murata: Well, that's because... they hadn't finish selling the goods. Mhm... and so... in any case, my uncle approached that stand. The man had his back turned to him, looking at the grilled corn.
Yuuri: Ah, maybe he was looking down...
Wolfram: *shrieks terrified* And then... w..w.w.w.w..what happened?
Murata: "Sir, I just saw a girl running past this place hiding something, you know?"; "Oh my, dear customer, could it be by any chance that this was the face that you saw?" And when the food vendor turned around.... And he didn't have eyes, nose, a mouth or anything!!![1]
Wolfram: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yuuri: Uwah! You scared me.
Wolfram: Uwah! He didn't have a face! He didn't have a face!!!
FX* Wolfram clings on Yuuri*
Yuuri: Ouch! Wolfram! Don't cling on me so tightly! Ouch!
Murata: Mhm... this story made him tremble a lot. It seems he's a little sensitive , huh?
Yuuri: Are you afraid?
Wolfram: No! *lets go* This is... the job of a vassal to... protect the maou!
Yuuri: To jump into my bed to hear ghost stories is not the job of a guard or anything.
Murata: No, Shibuya. It's important for your guards to react quickly to protect you.
Wolfram: And even though it's your birthday, why do you want to do tests of couuurage and hear ghooost stories and all that stuff!?
Yuuri: I told you, it's because it's typical stuff you do during the summer. I like it! Like it!
Murata: Lord von Bielefeld, don't you know any scary stories?
Yuuri: Since you've lived for over 80 years, you must know some, right?
Wolfram: *pout* Well... as for that... I may know one or two scary ones....
Yuuri: *excited*Eh? Which ones...? What kind of stories? Come on tell us, Wolfram...
FX:*knock on the door*
Yuuri: Ah! Conrad...
Conrad: Sorry for intruding... It seems that you are still awake.
Murata: Lord Weller.
Wolfram: What did you come here for?
Conrad: Don't stare at me angrily, Wolfram. It's just that since I heard you telling scary stories I thought I could come in and listen for a while.
Yuuri: Ah! That's right. Conrad, don't you have some scary stories in STOCK? Stuff that give you the chills or leave you trembling.
Conrad: Well, I can't say I don't know any, but is it okay if it's not about spirits?
Yuuri: It's OKAY, it's OKAY! So... uhm... sit here.
Conrad: Then, excuse me... *sits down* This is something that happened back on Earth. I was asked by an acquaintance to meet them somewhere... in a place where a PARADE was taking place...
Yuuri: Mhm, mhm!
Murata: And then?
Conrad: When I saw the appearance of my acquaintance, I was very surprised! They were wearing an outfit, similar to that of a BIKINI with sequins, with flashy long feathers, like the ones you can frequently see people wearing while dancing in the CARNIVAL in RIO.
Yuuri: Oh, I know, I know. The ones that the SEXY girls with the big bouncing breasts wear, right? *pervy* That would really look good on Cherie-sama. But then, that's great! So, what happened next?
Wolfram: *angry* Yuuri... there's drool in the corner of your mouth...
Yuuri: Ah...eh...
Conrad: Unfortunately, this acquaintance of mine is quite old... and also a man.
Yuuri: EH?!
Wolfram: *shivering* So, that means... that the way they looked wasn't very appealing.
Conrad: That's right, but since the person wearing it was having so much fun, I didn't want to be a party pooper. He mentioned that he didn't have a partner with breasts, and also that he brought an outfit of a different color; and it would be an understatement to say I was surprised when he asked me to wear it.
Murata: So, did you end up wearing that terrifying outfit, huh, Lord Weller?
Conrad: Hahahaha... no, of course I .... since it was so sudden, I didn't know how to put a BIKINI on....
Wolfram: If you had known how, you would have put it on?
Yuuri: No, but before that the problem is... uhm... how can I say this...
Conrad: Well, but thanks to that I was able to watch my male friend dancing in some wonderful outfit ... but that's when ... I noticed something bad...
Wolfram: Something bad?
Conrad: That's when... the lower part of his outfit was a g-string, right? And it had tons of sequins.... and so... during his intense dancing routine... little by little *sigh* uhm... the knot by which it was held, on his hip started to untie and...oh crap... it became
Yuuri: Ah!
Conrad: undone.
Everyone: Uwah...
Conrad: With the intense dancing and the sequins, it could make you shed tears, you know? Ahhh... yeah, that made me shiver...
Yuuri: It was an obscene display, huh? Although it was a mishap... it must have been rough for your friend...
Conrad: No, actually he was having quite a lot of fun, you know?
Wolfram: He was having fun?
Murata: Ah, Lord Weller... I've been listening till now without asking, but that male acquaintance of yours could it be that, he's also an acquaintance of mine?
Conrad: Uhm... yeah... maybe...
Murata: Ehe... This person sent me an email, saying he wanted an audience for this summer's Asakusa Samba CARNIVAL for which he'll be wearing a seashell BIKINI...
Conrad: Ah! He's German, right?
Yuuri: Who is that?
Murata: He's the person who rules over the mazoku on Earth, Shibuya. One could say that he's like your dad's boss.
Yuuri: A banker who gives an obscene show letting his underwear fall?
Murata: Well, rather than a banker, I'd call him a businessman.
Wolfram: That man, could it be that he's suffering from the same infection as Günter?
Yuuri: You think so?
Murata: *sighs* It seems that since they're old, a strange SWITCH was turned on in both of them.
Conrad: Yeah, but having said that, as far as Günter goes, he doesn't do the samba. It's just that, when he gets drunk he often starts dancing naked. He puts his underwear on his head ... and it's a real pain to deal with, that's what Gisela told us.
Murata: Oh, that strict lady?
Yuuri: That's right, wait! EH!? Günter is that type of person!?
Wolfram: As for him, they say he has a hidden summer condition.
Yuuri: For real? Ah, so releasing the liquids is also a hidden condition?
Wolfram: That one's not hidden at all , don't you think?
Yuuri: Yeah, I guess so, right?
-- Back to Gwen --
FX:* Günter making weird sounds*
Gwendal: Günter! When you sneeze, please turn your head the other way!
Günter: Please excuse me, Gwendal. It's just that, even though it's not allergy season, why does *blows nose* And there's a rumor going around that ....*about to sneeze, but doesn't* Could it be.... could it be that his Majesty is thinking about me?![2]
Gwendal: You having a runny nose is nothing strange.
Günter: How rude! Lately, I've been taking a medicine once every 24 hours, that helps if you have a mild cold and also to dry up the liquids in your body.
Gwendal: Ah. Moth....no, I mean, the Queen also said something like that. That once someone isn't young anymore, it's important to rid oneself of excessive liquids.
Günter: That's right.
Gwendal: Being old is difficult, isn't it?
Günter: I'll make sure to say those exact same words to Cherie-sama, okay?
Gwendal: ...Gh! .... ngh! I'm sorry! I beg you from the bottom of my heart, please don't do that.
Günter: Good grief! You shouldn't be saying that to someone you've just asked to treat you, Gwendal.
Gwendal: I said I'm sorry.
Günter:*sighs* In any case, how did you injure your hip so badly? Since Gisela has a stronger healing majutsu than mine, even though you could have called her, you just said "I'm in your hands" instead and left it to me .
Gwendal: The reason for that is excellent and it's that I'm not confident enough to ask her to help me with a private matter.
Günter: As for me, don't forget that I have an important job to do for the country.
Gwendal: Since you are the one taking most of his Majesty's time telling him about the olden days, who should be complaining here?
Günter: Fine, I understand. I get it. Then, let's do this...
Gwendal: Mhm...
Günter: Give me your hand.
FX:*sexy healing noises*
Gwendal: Ah....
Günter: *phew* How are you feeling now? With this, I think you won't be needing to ask for anyone else's help, but for now don't lift anything heavy.
Gwendal: Yes, I get it. Thank you for the help, Günter.
Günter: You're welcome.
Gwendal: By the way, Günter, do you know?
Günter: Eh? Know what?
Gwendal: The kotsuhizoku and the kotsuchizoku, what do they do with their salaries?
Günter: The ones employed in the military?
Gwendal: That's right.
Günter: Ah, well, since the members of their tribe are always trying to buy a place where they can get a good night sleep, which must include a land with humid soil, they have to save a lot of money, and that's why they live such frugal lives.
Gwendal: Ah.... why do you know that?
-- Back to Yuuri and the guys --
FX:*Birds chirping*
Murata: Ah... *yawn* Oh? Hey, Shibuya. Look at the window.
Yuuri: Ah? It started to dawn already, huh?
Murata: In the end, he fell asleep while we were talking. He has difficulty staying awake, right?
Wolfram: Gugupi~
Yuuri: Ahaha... Wolfram fell asleep.
Conrad: He's been sleepy for a while now, he kept nodding off .
Murata: Huh... Lord von Bielefeld looks like an angel when he sleeps, right?
Wolfram: Gugupi.... cheater.... gugupi~
Yuuri: Ahaha... well, when he's silent... I'm still not sure whether it's okay to call a mazoku an angel or not.
Conrad: Oh no, I forgot.
Yuuri: Mh? What's wrong? Did you forget something?
Conrad: Yes, I forgot to congratulate you on your birthday.
Murata: That's right. It's your birthday after all, Shibuya.
Conrad: Congratulations on your birthday, your Majesty.
Yuuri: Conrad...
Conrad: Congratulations, Yuuri.
Yuuri: Heh... Thank you.
Murata: Shibuya, congratulations. When we get back home we'll celebrate or perhaps I can help you with your summer homework?
Yuuri: Ah, crap! I had homework I didn't finish.
Wolfram: Gugugupi...... this henachoko (rookie)......
Conrad: Well, just rest here for a little longer. And now.... *covers them with the sheet* All right you two, go to sleep.
Yuuri/Murata: Uwoh~!
Conrad: Time to rest after a long night. Today we won't have any official duties so please sleep in.
Murata: Mhnn... the bed is soft...
Yuuri: I might sleep til the afternoon or the evening...
Murata: I'm suddenly really sleepy....
Conrad: Please sleep as long as you want.
Yuuri: Yeah. Ah! Conrad you can sleep with us, too.
Conrad: Here? It will go OVER the maximum amount of people
Yuuri: It's fine, because my BED is SUPER KING SIZE. C'mon, sleep, sleep!
Conrad: Uops! Hahahaha... Then, I'll accept your offer. Sleep tight, Yuuri.
Yuuri: Yeah, sleep tight.
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