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Radio Digest 24 - The uniforms of a certain company are not ●●●

CD release: March 26, 2008
Drama screenplay: Katou Yuka (加藤有香 ) and Sakamoto Kouichi (坂本耕一)

FX:*mini-drama intro music*

Murata: So now it's finally time, to make the heat go away through fear with the number one activity for the summer, Shin Makoku's ghost-story telling! Don, don, don, don, paho, paho, paho

Yuuri: Uh... Murata? It's not 'paho'. And also, isn't this off-season? It'a almost fall.

Wolfram: Hhn! As usual you're the type of guy who's always talking nonsense.

Murata: Hm? Could it be? Is it perhaps that Lord von Bielefeld is sca~red?

Wolfram: D-Don't say something so foolish! S-stop wasting time... *pouts* Start telling that, that ghost story.

Murata: Now, now, don't rush me. Eh....*clears throat* You two surely know those portraits of his Majesty Shinou and the Daikenja that are here, in the Blood Pledge castle, right?

Yuuri: Why are you bringing that up now? Almost everyone passes by those huge portraits every day.

Murata: That's right, huh? But.... if you're wandering there at a particular time, all by yourself, you can hear a voice coming from somewhere...

Wolfram: *scared* A... a voice?

Murata: And if you pay attention, you can tell that the voice is counting something.

Daikenja: There is one plate, there are two plates, there are three plates...

Yuuri: Uh... I think I've heard about this before...

Murata: And as soon as he's done counting the plates, he'll start counting something else.

Daikenja: There is one Mörgif, there are two Mörgifs, there are three Mörgifs, there are five Mörgifs...

Wolfram: Hey! There's only one Mörgif!

Yuuri: Also, he just skipped four ...

Murata: And after that, he...

Daikenja: There is one Majesty, I touch my pocket and, there are two Majesties, there are three Majesties, Majesty, Majesty, Majesty~

Yuuri: Wait, wait, wait!!!

Murata: And then, he who is the most loyal servant of his Majesty, finally realizes...

Daikenja: Oh, my. There's one Majesty missing here, this would cause the citizens of the country to worry. I have to hurry up, find him and put him back in his place... Ah! That's where you were!

Murata: If you inadvertently look at the Daikenja's portrait , lured by his voice, he, being absolutely worried about this matter, will extend his arm towards you and say...

Daikenja: Your Majesty, I c-a-u-g-h-t you!

Wolf/Yuuri: UWAAAAAAAHHH! *they run away*

Murata: Just kidding! As long as I'm here, the spirit of the Daikenja couldn't possibly... huh? Ah.... you two didn't need to run away... Besides, for the painting to reach out to you... please!

Daikenja: You must be really bored, huh? Just like that person...

Show intro Murata/Wolfram: Kyou Kara Maou - Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation

Radio Show: So today they are announcing today that they'll change the format of the show (it's been about a year since they started). Today's guest is Sasaki Nozoku (Daikenja).

They start playing a game: They get a particular situation and whoever thinks of the best line for their 'situation', will get a 'clear point' from the producer. The other three will get a 'loser point'. They rock, paper, scissor who will go first, Miyata wins and picks going second, Sakurai fourth, Saiga first, Sasaki third.

The situation for Saiga-san: "While being proud of your club just winning (something), you have to 'hit and miss'". Don't worry, the seiyuus don't know exactly what that means either, Saiga-san says: "As expected from Fujimaki-san, whenever you hit, you never miss" *everyone laughs* And they say stuff, like no, you can't just do that!

Miyata: "You think that you're a better producer than Kyade-san (sounds like caddie) ". Miyata doesn't know what to do, and Sakurai-san says just be yourself, and Miyata says: 'This caddie does nothing but picking up! (golf balls)' Everyone laughs and think it was good.

Sasaki: " It's something like telling a cold pun to the producer when hitting a golf ball". He does a good job, but he uses an expression that has to do with the spiritual power resulting from Buddhist discipline to make the pun, so I won't even try translating that.

Sakurai: The god of comedy according to Saiga-san gets:" What would you do if you saw your producer in a bra" , and Sakurai says "Ah, since this is 'Marine Entertainment', you're wearing a bikini." Everyone laughs and Saiga-san says: that could be the uniform of the company (thus the title of this track).

Fujimaki-san, the producer, picks Sasaki-san and Sakurai-san. So Saiga-san and Miyata san get 1 minus point.

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