MaruMA:RadioShow4:Disc2:Track11

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OP Drama Major League story part 4[edit]

FX:*mini-drama intro music*

Yuuri: Ah! What a nice weather! Perfect for a baseball tournament! Right, Murata?

Murata: Yeah, you're right!

Wolfram: Good grief! Since we finally have a day off, why do we have to spend it playing ba-seball? I thought we would spend it doing more important things!

Yuuri: What are you talking about? On earth, you can see grown ups and children alike sweating and playing grass-lot baseball on their day off.

Murata: Well, that's an exaggeration.

Wolfram: Hmph! When you told me that you wanted the citizens to do something for you, the maou; I thought it was a good idea, but you ended up saying ' I want everyone to play baseball'.

Yuuri: Why not? I don't see the problem...

Wolfram: I thought you'd say: 'I want them to build me a statue', or a 'I want them to build me a museum' , haven't you thought about leaving something behind to be remembered as the maou?

Yuuri: I'd rather spread my passion for my beloved baseball.

Murata: Indeed. Shibuya gives off a vibe of being a maou that leaves behind memories, rather than monuments.

Yuuri: Ahh! What a nice thing you said, Murata!

Murata: Well, what I meant is that as a maou, it's impressive how much you're winging it.

Yuuri: Shut up

Murata: I'm just kidding. Even so, you managed to gather a huge amount of people, huh?

Yuuri: Yeah! I'm so happy! I can't believe there are so many people participating, that so many teams would join us! I'm seriously considering... no, I'm confident that baseball will gain national prestige!

Wolfram: But... the people who have come here, can they really play baseball? I don't think that they get like anything other other than swinging that stick.

Yuuri: What are you saying? Baseball is a sport loved by everyone. Huhu. Besides, actually, Josak collected information about today's participants. So by looking at this, I can know anyone's strengths.

Murata: Oh, really...? For example...

Yuuri: *looks at notes* All right, for example... the player standing over there. He is Aika a player of team 'Byrds'. His position is the same as mine, catcher. It seems that he's very talented.

Wolfram: It says here that that person over there is also very fast.

Yuuri: Yeah, but he's only good at running. He's Ban of team 'Kohis'. His position is... haha... a substitute.

Wolfram: Then what about that one over there? He looks pretty agile.

Yuuri: That's Saju of team 'Feeling Good'. His position is 'shortstop'. Oh, he's good at catching long balls[1]? Indeed it seems he can run pretty fast.

Wolfram: Hmm. But isn't that a strong player? Kagamina of team 'Sparkling Mirror'. He seems to be good for every position!

Yuuri: Eh... wait a second... Now that I look at this properly, there are people who have nothing to do with baseball. Anna of team 'Kumahachis'. Her specialty is swimming!? Then go swim!

Wolfram: If you say that, then that person over there looks like an old man. Can he really play baseball?

Yuuri: Ah. That's Matsuzo. He's 350+ α ... hey! His specialty is catching and throwing, that's too dangerous! He's a member of team 'Audience Association'. That's what they're called?

Murata: And actually, that guy over there can fly up to the sky, but isn't that against the rules?

Yuuri: Really? Uh... what is this? Maryoku? An illusion? Her name is Marilyn, and she's a member of team 'Yuu-chan'. Is she a spy for Shouri!?

Wolfram: Ah! That one's also flying up in the sky!

Yuuri: Rather than flying... isn't he catching the ball mid-air? It's 'Kohi two-five' of team 'Kohi Army Corps'. So he's a kohi?

Murata: But if you look at the bench, there are many people who seem to be cheering loudly.

Yuuri: I'm sure they're cheering so that they can play too. Over there you can see Kaori of team 'Yuuri Lovers'. Her skills include: cheering and talking. Don't talk, just cheer!

Wolfram: The skills of Koma-chan of team 'Staying Cool even if We Lose' is also cheering. It seems that if it's going to rain you won't be able to make them play in the match no matter what.

Yuuri: Because they can't catch the ball correctly?

Wolfram: It seems that there are some that sew while cheering.

Murata: The manager of 'Lizels' was Luna, the cheerleader?

Yuuri: If they can't cheer they won't play?

Murata: That girl won't give up, besides she's really short.

Wolfram: And then there's Ritsuko of 'Audience of Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation'. She's the director.

Yuuri: What did you say? Director?

Murata: Ah, look! The third baseman who's sleeping is Maki, the player who can sleep anywhere and at anytime.

Yuuri: I wouldn't call him a player. *cries* Isn't there anyone who actually wants to play baseball!?

Murata: How about that person there? Tomozu, the player of team 'Cookings'? His position is pitcher.

Yuuri: And?

Murata: His specialty is: cooking.

Yuuri: Now you listen you little...

Wolfram: What about Hastia the player of 'Electric Stars'? Her position is catcher.

Yuuri: *sighs in relief*

Wolfram: Her specialty is: cooking.

Yuuri: I've told you already that.... !

Murata: What about Marin, the player of 'Luckys'?

Yuuri: And....?

Murata: Her specialty is: cooking.

Yuuri: All right, enough!

Murata: She also seems to be pro-peace

Yuuri: I didn't ask that!

Wolfram: Saria, a player of team 'Satchan'

Yuuri: Her specialty is cooking?

Wolfram: Making sweets

Yuuri: Is she planning on making some fancy jelly?

Murata: By the way, the player who smells like sweets is Porokab. His specialty is: having a sharp sense of smell

Yuuri:That's easy to imagine

Murata: Ah! I think that you'll be interested in this player. Mohimohi of team 'Ba-Babies Who Can Do it'. His specialty is 'going along with a joke'

Yuuri: A... hahah... which means that there's no one who seriously wants to play baseball.

Wolfram: That's why I told you it would be best if you asked for a museum!

Murata: But isn't it good enough to have people who look like baseball players?

Yuuri: I don't want either of those!





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  1. The kind of player that runs after a ball, catches it and rolls on the floor.