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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:04 am
by Umiman
Ever noticed that the most important years of our life seem to be the 20 or so years of adolesence?
Freaky to think there's about another 60 more years to go don't you think?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:04 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
Umi thats a lie put out by the government. Old people don't really exist, they are just robots! I must go and start writing my will...
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:09 pm
by Guest lol
... Can I have your stuff?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:10 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
Nah, I think I'll liquidate my belongings and buy my coffin robotic legs and arms equipped with lazer beamz. Maybe I can come back as a zombie... or better yet a pirate!
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:14 pm
by Guest lol
Psh, not giving away stuff makes all dead people worthless. I mean, c'mon, you're dead! What else are you gonna do besides giving away stuff. Screw the pirate! Giving satisfies dead people way more trust me.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:24 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
But what if I come back to life, I need to be prepared for anything.
So I'll give away my plushie collection but keep the pr0n. Use it as a backup plan incase I get resurrected.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:29 pm
by Guest lol
Sure you have a resurrection plan but do you have a ZOMBIE PLAN?!
My plan is to cut up ben so the zombies will smell his flesh and eat him first while I start shooting the zombies with a gun or maybe slash em with my trusty blades until Ben dies. Then I use BaKa as the second bait until I run out of people at hand.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:30 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
Obviously you've never heard of zombie bait! (I loved googling random shit to see what images I can find XD)
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:35 pm
by Guest lol
Is that in a museum or something?!?!
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:42 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
I would hope not. The display says "How to lure the American Zombie out of your home." If it was a museum it must be Canadian.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:04 pm
by onizuka-gto
meh.....15 eh? How time flies.....
All i can say is that i'm older then all you scruffy scallies, but lucky enough to not yet reach my 2nd chinese zodiac revolution.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:42 pm
by Guest lol
23 Years Oni?
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:10 pm
by TheGiftedMonkey
Oni reveals some truth about his past...
TGM: Theres a present I want to mail you whats your address?
Oni: I like presents :p
and men...
insert onizuka-gto's email here
TGM: http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/blowupsheepd.html
I want to buy you one! XD
Oni: NooooOoOooooeeEeEeee!
>_<
*used to work as a Bartender and has seen many plastic blownup sheep
and men...*
NO MOOoooORRE!
;_;
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:01 am
by Kinny Riddle
It's always interesting to see young ones lament on how old they're getting.
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:32 am
by onizuka-gto
TheGiftedMonkey wrote:Oni reveals some truth about his past...
TGM: Theres a present I want to mail you whats your address?
Oni: I like presents :p
and men...
Insert Email Address here
TGM: http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/blowupsheepd.html
I want to buy you one! XD
Oni: NooooOoOooooeeEeEeee!
>_<
*used to work as a Bartender and has seen many plastic blownup sheep
and men...*
NO MOOoooORRE!
;_;
Some one that seems relatively harmless ask you for your email, then only to have it thrown back into your face, with added subs, into a forum thread that has absolutely nothing to do with it....
you got too much times on your hands, my friend....
p.s: thank you for giving my email to the spambots.
please refrain from posting emails on the forum directly, thank you.
(too late for me now. dammn you monkey. be glad I don't abuse my forum powers, or revenge would feel ooooh soo osweeeet....)