B-T fanfic(As Requested by b0mb3r)

[pa3ck123]

nahh we are doing the fine tradition of sequels.........that takes place either before, after, during, etc.

no no, i meant that should readers try to read the story, they would end up searching the whole thread for the continuation of the story. ergo, we compile it so they can read it in a single reading.. more or less anyway..

[b0mb3r]

so let them search!

[pa3ck123]

so let them search!

ahahah hurry and write the next chapter. I, for one, wants to know what happens next XD

[b0mb3r]

sorry school been harsh and i going to work on my video homework if the film department lets me. waiting for the decision at the moment. also it doesn't always have to be each person. if you feel like you have a good idea and someone is holding up too long, go for it.

[pa3ck123]

sorry school been harsh and i going to work on my video homework if the film department lets me. waiting for the decision at the moment. also it doesn't always have to be each person. if you feel like you have a good idea and someone is holding up too long, go for it.

I know, but i just thought that it might be more fun if we sort of take turns in contributing to the story. That way, it can be more surprising or some sort as it comes from different ideas.

[b0mb3r]

sorry school been harsh and i going to work on my video homework if the film department lets me. waiting for the decision at the moment. also it doesn't always have to be each person. if you feel like you have a good idea and someone is holding up too long, go for it.

I know, but i just thought that it might be more fun if we sort of take turns in contributing to the story. That way, it can be more surprising or some sort as it comes from different ideas.

i'll see if I can write tonight.

[pa3ck123]

i'll see if I can write tonight.

Awesome! XD

[Poke2201]

Really Its just a beginning of B-T to now. It depends on the writer on how far the plot gets in their chapter.

[pa3ck123]

Really Its just a beginning of B-T to now. It depends on the writer on how far the plot gets in their chapter.

well, regardless of this being the history of the development of BT (or not), it's still awesomely amusing. XD

[b0mb3r]

hold up! no one writes the fic. I'm back and writing it now!

[pa3ck123]

hold up! no one writes the fic. I'm back and writing it now!

Spoiler! :

viewtopic.php?p=80890#p80890

[b0mb3r]

Okay done. Damn I still need to flesh her out more but I'm having fun with the three stooges:

Spoiler! :

Suspiciously looking at the mag on the floor, she picked it up and was shocked by the content. A hidden smile curls up as she flips through the pages.

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TLG: Bakas! I swear if I didn’t know you guys I would have guess you live on a Tsuki or something!

G: Well living on the moon would be awesome, I already bought some properties on it in case we build a base.

Oni: You can buy land on the moon? Either that’s illegal or that’s the biggest scam you got yourself in. Whose the buyer?

G: Who else? The government.

Oni: * Sigh * Official or not, the gov’t always desperate for money. Can I at least say TLG G’s the big baka of the two.

G: HEY! You never know when we’ll need the moon, especially when 2012 hits!

Oni: The Mayan couldn’t predict the Spanish conquistadors and the end of their civilization what makes you think they can predict the end of the world?

G:….

TLG: Back on topic what are we going to do with the mag?

G: Hope for the best she doesn’t see it?

Oni: The possibility of her not seeing that porn mag in that book is approximately 3,720 to 1.

TLG: So what are we just gonna leave it in her hands? She could pull out another rule like she did earlier and sue us, arguing we harass her mind with sexual implications or something! I am not going to Japan to be imprisoned! One of you must ask that book back and apologize!

G: I’ll go! I can pretend to run up to her embarrassed, snatch the book away, and run back!

While I am at it I can even try the “trip and face flat fall into her breasts” tactic and pull the apologetic head scratch. These Japanese are too shy and too ashamed to tell others these types of stories leaving me in the safe!

TLG: Okay forget G, you go Oni since you have 5+ morality points.

G: @_@ Wait, when can we read each other’s thoughts?! That’s an invasion of piracy!

TLG: Only when you get perverted like that I can read it and shame on you too Oni.

sweatdrops…..Oni: um I’ll talk with her.

As Oni leaves G complained and jumps up!

G: Hold up I’m the leader here since I am the man with the Japanese I should go up and talk to her.

TLG: And I can read your perverted thoughts you sis-con. Doesn’t matter if you even think in Japanese as I can hear little girl moans from your head.

G slowly sits down. G: 1 TLG: 1 Tied

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Oni approaches near the same restroom he encountered that flight attendant. Every plane has two exits and two emergency exits. The exit at the end of the plane has a turn-table seat near it where our flight attendant is attending. As Oni converge near her he notice that she in focus reading the book but no sign of the mag.

Was my calculation wrong? I swear that anybody with 20/20 vision can spot that magazine, even at 2475 meters. Maybe TLG was over-reacting. I guess I’ll walk back before she notices me.

SMACK!

Oni steps stops. Usually a book closing that aloud is deliberated. Meaning he is caught within her AT Field.

Flight Attendant = FA

FA: You know what I enjoy about books?

Oni:…..because they’re portable?

FA: No, books are innovative. They are messagers that leave contents for the readers to pick up. The contents, simply letters and words, allows us to fill in the gaps of their world. Books are the blueprint and we are the builders, creating worlds to roam around in.

Oni: That’s pretty romantic coming from a flight atte…

Interrupted, FA: But. Sometimes the sentences of the worlds are too difficult to understand. Either the architect made a poor design or we the builders are inefficient in imagining those worlds. Sometimes we need references.

Suddenly she pulls out porn mag, crystal clear with a nude female whose cups are D and censored by tape. Damn those police tapes…wait why am I imagining this? Back to Oni as he gulps the meaning behind her actions.

Damn I was right but what to do? Follow TLG’s advice and just apologize for being a man, since all men can’t help but be perverted idiots? No I will not belittle myself like that! I represent men and I best represent them best!

Sadly we bark (or think) bigger then we can chew.

Embarrassed Oni: Anno… can I….

Suddenly the FA opens the mag and Oni was petrified. Two muscled, oil men were doing you know what and thrusting into you know whater!

A gay mag within a porn mag within a book?! No wonder that old man got beating of life if the wife thinks young, oil, steamy, hot, muscle men are better than her frail bones! Did I step on the third wire trap?!

A grinned FA: While reality’s can be a Mikuru, references aren’t. So…. are you a bottom or top Oni?

Omake 2:

Spoiler! :

Oni: How the hell you know my name? Is it true what they say about women?! That only woman can read the mind of men? ESP?!

FA: Your name is in the book.

What the hell? Why’s my name in the book, no less japaense? I can’t even read Japanese?!

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TLG: Why did you wrote oni’s name in your book?

G: Just practicing kanji and thought what oni’s name is spelled like.

TLG:…….are you sure you’re not doing that thing where you write the name of the person you like?

G: Haruhi NO! First you made me a sis-con, now gay?

………

TLG: I’m hearing something from your head.

G: no, nO, NO! AHHHH Because of your comment I am getting mental pictures! I can’t stop seeing it now!

[Poke2201]

Oni is our break out character... isnt he.

[Poke2201]

Next chapter!

Spoiler! :

The flight attendant looked back at the book.

She said, "You don't need to answer, I can see that you like Hot dogs."

Oni thought, Wait a moment....

He blurted out, "IM NOT GAY!!!!"

A male flight attendant fell out of the bathroom. He looked at Oni sadly and said, "Damn, and your a hot piece of ass yourself."

Oni looked at him incredulously. "GO AWAY!!!"

"Oh hes a feisty one. Meeeeoooww..." The man walked away.

In the background Oni heard Gs shout, " You go get him tiger!"

"Are tigers even cats?!" Oni said.

The flight attendant looked up from her magazine. "Yeah, they are. They are predators too."

"..." Oni just stared at her. "Can I get the book back?"

"Uhhh.... No." She smiled and placed the magazine in her bag and put it in the locker. "I need to serve food now, please return to your seat."

Oni returned to his seat. "Gs... You idiot...."

"What? I was just-"

Oni smacked him. "Shut it."

TLG called a flight attendant over. "What are you selling?"

The man said, "Well for that guy next to the aisle you can any thing you want baby."

TLG thought about it for a moment. (When I mean for a moment, he starts meditating.) "Ummmmmmmmm...."

"Yes?"

"Ummmmmmm...."

"Sir?"

"Ummmmmmm...."

"Sir?!" The flight attendant got annoyed.

"Wait a moment, IS HE SERIOUS?!" Oni shouted.

"Well, I kinda need him..." TLG said at last...

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Gs laughed out loud.

"Oh so hes taken...." The fight attendant said. He looked sadly at Oni.

"IM NOT TAKEN!" Oni replied.

"I want a sandwich please!" TLG said happily.

"10 dollars please." The flight attendant replied. TLG gave him the money. He got his sandwich.

"Ill make you another sandwich TLG..." Oni said quietly.

"Theres a kitchen in the back and an apron that says 'Housewife' if you want to cook." the attendant replied.

"No, no thanks." Oni said. The flight attendant Walked away. "When will this flight be over?!"

The captain came on the radio again. "We are now 8 hours from our destination."

"You have GOT to be kidding me." Oni said as his head hit the tray in front of him.

Omake Airplane 3

Spoiler! :

Gs shouted, "You go get him tiger!"

TLG looked at Gs and said, "What do you think about this? We have a scary guy paired with a small girl named Taiga? She would have a personality like a tiger, yet be so small she looks like she fit on a palmtop!"

A woman walked by. "Hmm.... Thank you for the Idea!"

Gs looked at the woman go back to her seat. "Who was she?"

TLG replied, "I dunno."

[pa3ck123]

awesome chapter! XD hahaha