B-T fanfic(As Requested by b0mb3r)

[pa3ck123]

I think i turned a wrong wheel here, but it might just be my imagination.. Well, here's the next chapter..

Spoiler! :

After the Godzilla movie ended, the male flight attendant came in front and introduced the next movie going to be screened.

"Ladies and gentlemen of this flight. As it would take us another 8hrs to Japan, we shall be showing another movie to help pass the time by. We normally have a scheduled movie to be showing throughout the flight. However..." he gave a secret wink at Oni "certain.. circumstances caused the change in our movies to show. Therefore, as a token of apology to our dear passenger.. " another subtle wink at Oni "we shall be showing this movie instead.. Ladies and Gentlemen, on behalf of the crew, may I present the next movie.. Brokeback Mountain"

Oni actually groaned in frustration. "Why can't we just teleport to Japan and be done with all the hassle of traveling in a plane?"

"Hm... Good question.. But I really think that it has something to do with a teleporter not yet being developed." replied TLG with an as-a-matter-of-fact tone.

Suddenly a soft hand was resting on his shoulder patting him a bit. It gives a sort of soothing feeling and it helped cool Oni's head.

"Now now.. Should a teleporter actually be invented and the need for plane rides are eliminated, we would lose our job wouldn't we?"

Oh shit.. It's the female flight attendant from before.. Oni realized suddenly tensing up.

The flight attendant sensing Oni stiffening, quickly said..

"Don't worry.. I dont.." then she muttered in a very soft voice.. "... normally ..." and returning to normal speaking volume "...bite people. So loosen up a bit." followed by an innocent smile.

"Normally?" Oni muttered unsure of whether he heard it correctly or not.

"So what made you want to go to Japan?" she asked curiously.

"Oh, my friend's friend in Japan apparently has access to these awesome anime." Oni replied.

"Yeah and we're going to start a translating group so that we can spread the Japanese love to the rest of the world" Gs replied proudly.

"... Yeah... What they said." TLG replied.

All three looked at him anti-climatically.

"What? You guys already said pretty much the good parts, what else am i supposed to say??" TLG replied quickly in his defense from the disappointed eyes staring at him.

"If it helps, I started the idea to get a translation group.." TLG added.

"But you don't even know Japanese.." Gs muttered loudly.

"You idiot!" TLG smacked Gs "You're supposed to say something to liven up my predicament not make it worse.. It's written one of those unspoken, universally accepted rules of the men.."

"As if there's really such a thing.." Gs said massaging the spot where TLG hit him.

"Sorry about them.. they.. errr... uhmm... they are... them i guess." Oni apologized to the flight attendant who merely waved it off.

"It'll probably make this flight more interesting so I don't really mind that much... for now atleast.." replied the FA then with a sly smile, she added.

"I guess I finally understand why you.. "hang out" with them.."

"What?! No-no!! I don't swing that way.. I assure you that I don't!!" Oni blurted out starting to get annoyed.

"If you say so..." said the FA as she shrugged simply it off. Then with a very mysterious smile, she muttered in a voice so sexy that it was enough to give Oni a raging boner..

"Pervert..." and she strode off to the back of the plane.

Oni froze in his seat with his mouth gaping open. Apparently he was still processing what the hell just happened but was interrupted once more by Gs who noticed his state of being.

"What's up with you? And shut your mouth. You're making other passengers think you're some kind of a goldfish or something."

"... ..."

"Oni you still there?"

"Gs! The female FA, she was real right?? I mean, we sort of had a conversation just earlier right?!" Oni asked frantically. TLG could hear other passengers whispering about Oni.

"Quiet! You're making too much of ruckus!"

"Yeah she was.. What about it?"

"Did you hear what she said before she left??" Oni asked frantically.

"Huh? Didn't she just shrug and went off?" replied Gs starting to get curious.

"Nah.. She whispered something perverted to Oni.." TLG said.

Oni suddenly turned to TLG with his face lighting up with hope. "You also heard it??"

"Heard what?? I was joking around. Oni you better get yourself together! You're becoming Gs!"

"What the hell did I do now??" Gs asked defensively

"Well, Oni's starting to develop your habit of imagining perverted stuff.." TLG explained

I was definitely imagining things.. Oni thought. This was more of trying to convince himself though as it doesn't really register as an imagination though.

Soon, Oni was finding it harder and harder to think that it was an imagination.. Well, no other choice.. I guess I'll just have to ask he myself.. If it was an imagination.. I'll just have to live with it.. Oni thought and readied himself for his assault.

Oni went to the back of the plane and saw the female FA in there reading the book.

"Yes?"

"Uhm.. I.. err.. I think I'm imagining things.. So... err.. Uhm.. Nevermind.. I guess I just want to know how is the book fairing.."

"Did you know that the imagination is a fascinating thing."

"Oh?" Oni was confused unable to see where this is going.

"Yes, imaginations are often produced from one's inner most desires.." she paused "And some are from personal experience so shocking that one's mind tends to reject the idea as an imagination. This is quite common to most people. Say for example, I whispered something you just couldn't believe, your mind will think that you were just imagining it." She finished with a devious smile.

"Are you saying that.. that actually happened?" Oni asked almost speechless.

"Maybe.. or maybe it was just your imagination.."

Oni froze utterly speechless.. and she had a mysterious glint in her eyes.

[Poke2201]

Man, I can tell that flight attendant will totally be in the story at other points in time...

[b0mb3r]

so proud of you pack! dang it how do you make her like that? I don't think I can write like that. so anyway I am gonna be gone for a few days. Actually gonna go to the countryside of italy and be taking a tradition Italian bath. Is kind of like how in anime the character goes on a hot spring trip. this is my equivalent. point being I propose pack be my writer while I'm away. ciao ciao.

[pa3ck123]

so proud of you pack! dang it how do you make her like that? I don't think I can write like that. so anyway I am gonna be gone for a few days. Actually gonna go to the countryside of italy and be taking a tradition Italian bath. Is kind of like how in anime the character goes on a hot spring trip. this is my equivalent. point being I propose pack be my writer while I'm away. ciao ciao.

ahaha thanks.. I just tried making her more aggressive without being too slutty.. actually was nervous thought i would've ruined her character in that chapter XD

[Poke2201]

Well I'll continue the story into very creative territory.

Spoiler! :

She walked away from Oni.

"I will not remember this, I will not remember this, I will not remember this ever again." Oni repeated over and over.

TLG looked at Oni, "Hey Shinji, how about you fall asleep and you forget about what just happened. Here have this, its a sedative."

Oni looked at TLG gratefully. *Falls Asleep*

He never actually dreams, but sometimes something can nag him so much that he can actually be stuck in his own dream.

Oni opened his eyes. The room was white and empty.

"Oni, I need to say, you have a really boring mind..." a voice said

He turned to face the voice. "YOU! How did you get in here?!" Oni shouted.

The flight attendant flicked her hair, "Im just your subconscious projection of me. You can't get me out of your mind..."

He sat down on a chair that materialized in an instant. "Well, isn't it your fault, I mean leaving me with an ambiguous ending."

She stood behind him, "Well I like ya. Unlike your stooges over next to you, you can see me as a person, and you know I am hiding something."

Oni responded, "Why are you doing this?"

She leaned on the chair, "Sometimes, the direct route isn't the best way to tell things."

He closed his eyes, "But muttering something like that... Why would my body act like that?"

She pushed the chair back into the white floor and walked a few steps forward. She stared into the blank dream. "You haven't changed... So boring, yet so interesting...."

Oni opened his eyes and leaned back. "What is that supposed to mean?"

She smiled wryly and started to walk. Her footsteps were quiet, and Oni did not notice. She said, "Once you find out what I have been hiding, you will understand." The voice resonated within the dream.

A wind blew on his back. He turned around. She was gone. He turned back in his chair again. She stood in front of him. "But what are you hiding exactly..."

"Well... Isn't that for you to find out?" She walked away and the background began to shimmer.

"Wait a moment, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" Oni shouted, but it echoed back. He fell over in the chair.

The background began to change color, and a brilliant flash of light appeared. Before Oni knew it, the dream world had changed into a medieval scene.

Oni struggled to get up. He noticed the new clothes he was wearing. Then he looked in hands an saw a sword and a shield.

"I'm a knight now?!" Oni exclaimed, surprised at the costume change.

*Oni gained +20 Defense and +10 Attack!*

"What is going on?! Hang on, this isn't a dream now!" Oni said and tried to wake up.

"Its futile. You won't wake. I won't let you sleep until you understand why I am in your mind." a voice echoed through out the dream.

"Hey you get out here and speak to me this instant!" Oni angrily stabbed the sword into the ground.

"If you wish." The dream slowly started to change. The sun started to set, and night quickly came.

"Stop playing games with me!" Oni awaited the woman's reappearance from anywhere. The air became electrified with tension.

She appeared. However, it was something that wasn't he expected.

"Well.. I'm here." She said, seeing a look on Oni's face that made her laugh inside.

Oni stumbled back trying to gain distance.

"Y-Y-YOU'RE A DAMN DRAGON!!!!!" Oni shouted.

"That's right. And if you don't defeat me, you will never understand what I said..." She attacked with her fire breath.

As he scrambled out of the way of the fire, Oni pulled out the sword in the ground. "If this gets me out of this dream faster, I sure as hell will fight you!"

"Good then! If you lose... YOUR SANITY IS MINE!!!!!" the dragon screamed.

"I won't hold back." Oni said. A blue aura started to form around his back.

"Neither will I. I won't let you understand easily, for you know me." The world started to change quickly. The dragon's form also started to change. A red aura surrounded the dragon.

A flash of light blinded Oni for a second.

She appeared in front of Oni. Oni looked deep into her eyes as she said, "I HAVE RETURNED."

His eyes became wide. All he could say was, "Its you..."

Omake:

Spoiler! :

TLG saw Oni fall asleep.

Gs returned from the bathroom. "That flight attendant is asleep."

TLG looked at Gs and said, "Tell me you didn't cop a feel."

Gs smirked. TLG eyes widened.

"YOU KNOW THAT BY ANIME RULES THAT'S ONI'S FIRST GIRL! YOU WILL BE CURSED AS THE GUY THAT HAS NO GIRLFRIEND FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!!"

Gs slid in his seat. "You are scaring the passengers..."

TLG facefaulted into the seat.

"How is that possible?!" Gs said.

[b0mb3r]

^ Well you certainly improved in the writing department but for the WRONG REASONS! lol. anyway few questions

Spoiler! :

the flight attendant is asleep? The bathroom or in the emergency exit seat? Also does that mean oni recongizes who she was? You portray her as some imaginative character all in oni's head

[Poke2201]

Well that chapter was focused on a more plot based thing.

Spoiler! :

Hes in a dream. She's also in the dream. Shes also sleeping. Make a connection.

Also, this whole chapter is basically in his dream.

If you want a hint, she states the she's an unconscious projection of Oni's mind.

[b0mb3r]

Spoiler! :

man you are adding secrets to my character that i don't know of! how can her creator know what to do with her after your little stunt?

[Poke2201]

Spoiler! :

I left it open for a reason. Oni remembers something about her. You choose what.

[b0mb3r]

No one post! Working on it!

[b0mb3r]

Okay wow. I really went into a sci-fi realm here. I had this great idea but my poor writing ability didn't do me justice. I hope I made things clear for you guys:

Spoiler! :

Oni whisper in his sleep “Paper crane”

Gs and TLG look at him eye brows raising.

Gs: Cranes? Is he imaging himself eating cranes! Man he is one step closer to being an asian!

TLG: Baka you don’t become asian by eating cranes. I think he was talking about origami.

Gs: Origami? Well yes the kanjis for “ori” means folding while “kami” is paper but why is he saying that?

TLG: Well I could only read his mind if it was perverted but I am hearing nothing. Maybe Freud would have been the better recipient.

TLG went back seeing Godzilla again while Gs put his face back to his book

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Oni: Paper crane…

Oni recalled a Japanese exchange student that stayed one year in his middle school when he was 7th grade. She had short black hair held up be a red head-band and she wore red-frame glasses. Her fashion style is little odd as she is the only girl in school who wore a long skirt to school. Is an old habit back in her home since they wore uniform. He had an interest in her so he bettered himself by studying the Japanese culture a bit which lead to his obsession of anime. He never really know how to pronounce her name so he nick-named her PC. Blamed for his childish ways for having difficulties in saying her name or her hobbies in folding paper cranes he only known her as PC. His blunt ways attracted PC’s attention and they became friends. She was also reason why he was a bit paranoia of girls reading his mind.

PC and Oni are eating their mother-made lunches in the school’s woods.

Oni: It creeps me out a bit when you read my mind like that.

PC: I can’t read your mind Oni-kun. I can only talk directly in your mind like having a conversation. Is like what we are doing right now except in air we’re in your head instead.

Oni: If all the girls in the world does that boys will literally never hear the end of it. I still don’t understand how you do it.

PC: I have explained it before Oni-kun.

She pulled out a square paper on her lunch box.

PC: In the 2 dimensional world anything that lives in it only view it 2-D, meaning they perceive everything flat. We are 3-D beings who have the power to manipulate the reality of the 2-D world.

She started folding the paper.

PC: 2-D and 3-D are interconnected, the same as we belong to our eco-system as mammals. I transform this plane of reality into our own.

Oni: I still don’t understand how making cranes allows you to talk in my mind PC.

PC: Every 3-D things that exist has molecules. We are all constantly vibrating and interacting with all the molecules in this world. There isn’t a single part of you that isn’t doing that.

Oni makes a confused face

PC: For example our heart still beats without our will, it not only plays the role of allowing us to live but also interacting with all other organs in our body. We are constantly in motion even standing. The point being is that we too also have 2-D attributes in our existence. All I did was found yours.

Oni: 2-D attributes?

PC: Through my paper I tuned in your 2-D molecules and focus it as I fold each 2-D page into a 3-D reciprocator. This paper crane acts as a mediator between us, allowing me to talk to you through 2 dimensionally. In other words whoever hold this crane can talk to your mind Oni-kun. Anyone can do it, even you can.

Oni: But isn’t that too pinpointed and accurate? How can you specifically talk to the mind, especially?

PC: How do you think tree talks to each other then? Is because we can. Then again there is still psychic traits left in this paper back when it was a tree.

Oni makes another confused look as he looked at the finished crane. A little creep out as he heard her voice in his head.

Just do me a favor. If you forget me at least don’t forget the truth I told you of our world okay Oni-kun?

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Oni: PC…

PC: I am a little shock you forgotten a cute little girl. You really miss out my growth development.

PC giggles a bit.

Oni: Well same to you too. You didn’t seem to recognize me either. How did you happen to remember me now?

PC: I still make your paper crane out of habit. I just happen to carry it today and it resonates. A feeling I haven’t felt in a long time, like meeting an old friend again. To confirm it was you I spoken in your mind and saw your reaction.

PC smiles with that in thought.

Oni: No wonder my friends didn’t hear what you say! I wasn’t imagining those things! But I thought we are only limited to speaking each other in my mind when we are awake?

PC: Well I learn how much power we have over the 2-D world. For example I didn’t learn I can interact with other people in dream until I learn even dreams exist 2-Dimensionally. But for it to work I need to sleep to and focus on you as I hold your crane.

Oni: I know you love folding cranes but why am I a crane?

PC: Oni-kun when were kids I saw you in the library studying my culture. I thought to do the same by studying you using my origami ability. I tried many different methods but crane just suits you the best. Again each crane is different as many people in this world are cranes. You just happen to be the strongest in tune of the crane. As I said before anyone can do it if they just listen. Like your friend next you.

Oni: TLG?

PC: Yes he happens to have a paper on him that focus on perverted thoughts. But only males hmmm maybe he’s a top?

PC giggles again as Oni frowns.

PC: My ability and his are different as he can hear male’s perverted thoughts while I need to tune mine through origami. As I told you before you have no idea how powerful and wide the 2-D world is.

Oni: Oh I do know about that.

As Oni thinks about anime and manga.

PC: Well I have to wake up soon. You would want your peanuts and orange soda wouldn’t ya?

Oni: Wait I still can’t pronounce your name. What is it?!

The dream is collapsing minusculing into white. The figure of PC is disappearing but he tried his best to focus his ears on her lips. All he heard was a whisper

ティラ

[Poke2201]

Wow, thats cool. But shall we return to the plane now >.>

[Mystes]

I'm joining in! Though I lack imagination, randomness could save me.

Do I continue from here?

[b0mb3r]

^ sure go ahead I am gonna be busy for the few weeks. build the story up where we left off!

[Mystes]

Before that I edited the two first posts. Here's the edited version, with Poke's and b0mb's versions mixed together. Also, do some people have some concern over this because there are names that LOOK like their usernames?

Spoiler! :

One day in a computer chat….
[Thelastguardian]: Hey, I got this great idea…
[Onizuka-gto]: Oh and what’s that?
[Thelastguardian]: Well… You know about anime and manga right? Well, I was watching Haruhi one day, and tried to find a manga version of it, and I just found out ITS A LIGHT NOVEL!!!!!
[Onizuka-gto]: What’s your point?
[Thelastguardian]: Silly silly man, it's in Japanese, how else am I going to read it?
[Onizuka-gto]: Aren’t there any translation groups for that?
[Thelastguardian]: Nope.
[Onizuka-gto]: Don't tell me…
[Thelastguardian]: Oh yes…
[Onizuka-gto]: You don’t even know Japanese!
[Thelastguardian]: I can find people.
[Onizuka-gto]: Oh boy…

In the year 2004, an innovative idea came about, and what is this idea one would ask? Why, to create a light novel translation group of course! Never mind that they aren’t as easy as manga and anime to translate, it needed to be done! However, Thelastguardian, the creator of this group doesn’t know Japanese… Kind of important right? Well it took him a while to get his first translator.

The translator in mind was GDsMIDDLFNGR. However, he was a Haruhi fanatic.

“You know I’ll only help if we start with the Haruhi series.”, he said.

“That’s what I said I’m going to start with”, said Thelastguardian.

“Oh fine”, he replied.

*GsMIDDLFNGR has joined the party!*

Now that he has gotten his first translator, Thelastguardian set off to find himself a Haruhi novel. However, the path to the novel was a long journey, and Thelastguardian needed a party. So he called Onizuka.

“Hey Oni! Wanna help me find a Haruhi Novel?”

Onizuka started to laugh. “Hahahahahahahaha, we have something called theIinternet!”

“Where the hell do you expect me to look first?!” Thelastguardian shouted through the phone.

“Oh fine, Ill help you.”

*Onizuka-Gto has joined the party!*

“Now what?”, said Onizuka.

“Ummm….” Thelastguardian replied.

“You have no idea what the hell you're doing, don’t you?” , Onizuka said.

Yes, Thelastguardian had no clue what to do next. Onizuka then called Velocity7.

“Hey Velocity, wanna help us get started on this translation group?”

He sighed, “I'm a very busy man you know… I have 3 animes to translate within the week, now why are you calling me?”

“Oh, just to say Hi.” Onizuka snarked.

“Well, hello and goodbye my friend.”

“Wait, Wait! I was joking! How did you get the anime episodes?”

“Oh, I have a friend in Japan who gives this stuff for me.”

“Hmm… Thanks for the info.” Onizuka hung up.

As he walked back into the room, he saw Thelastguardian on the computer.

“Hey guys! We’re going to Japan!” Onizuka shouted.

GsMDDLFNGR shouted from the kitchen, “We have no money, no way to the airport, and no more bread for sandwiches!”

“Guardian are you listen-“ Onizuka turned and looked at the screen. “GET OFF 4CHAN!!!!!”

“Hmmm? Oh here's 3 tickets for JAL Airlines, our flight is at 6:30.” Thelastguardian gave 3 tickets to Onizuka.

Then from the kitchen, GsMIDDLFNGR said, “By the way, its 4:30.”

Onizuka’s face turned white. “Get off the computer and take a shower.”

Thelastguardian sighed and pointed to the suitcases near the door. “You’re the last one…”

“Wait, even Gs did all that?”

From the kitchen Gs replied, “Yep.”

“How did you do all that in a 5 minute phone conversation?”

“Don’t ask.”

Onizuka walked to the bathroom quickly. There was no need to think about that subject any longer.

By the time he was done, it was 5:00 and the airport was an hour away.

At 6:00 they got to the airport.

“We have everything right?” Onizuka asked.

“Sure, sure we do.” Gs replied.

Thelastguardian gave the tickets to the ticket lady.

“Umm sir?”, she said. “This is KLM.”

The limits of failure have been broken.

“HOW DID YOU GET THE LETTERS WRONG?!??!?!” Onizuka shouted.

They ran to the JAL ticket booth and ran inside the airport.

“Well, we have to get past security now… and its 6:20 thanks to you.”

“At least it’s a short line oni!” guardian shouted.

By 6:25 they were on the plane.

“Please tell me this is the right plane and Im not flying to Seoul for some reason…”

The captain spoke on the speaker.

“Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. This flight will be going to Seoul.”

“@#$%&#%!!!!!!!!!!” Onizuka said.

The captain continued on, “This flight will be going to Seoul after a stop in Tokyo. Have a nice flight.”

Gs started to laugh, “You should have seen the look on your face, Oni.”

“Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!”

Thelastguardian looked funny at Onizuka.

“I didn’t know you were a Shana fan also!”

This is going to be a long flight…

Setting:

The airport they have departed from was known as San Diego International Airport. From this location it should take 6 hours to arrive Tokyo. Oni, GMF, and TLG at seated on the left side plane in the emergency row. GMF was reading the Japanese guide book he picked up from a newsstand while Oni and TLG were talking about buying the new Nintendo DS.

"I like the cycle Nintendo follows", declared Oni.

"What do you mean?", asked TLG.

"Think about it all portable systems had been consoles on the go", replied Oni. "Gameboy is like the NES, GBA is like Super Famicon, and now DS is the portable N64. Just imagine when we will have a gamecube quality handheld in the future!"

Little did Oni know that the next handheld 3DS does not only support gamecube quality but also 3D effect and Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater….on the go!

"Hey guys want to hear something interesting?", asked GMF.

"What!?" Both TLG and Oni let out an exclamation.

"Did you guys ever heard of 'soapland'?", asked GMF.

???

"Basically it's a massage salon.", continued GMF. "You know how in anime the protagonist, usually those lucky 2-D bastards that have sister, related or not!, have their back scrub in baths?
Well this is like that. Except that it's 3-D and a paid service. Do you guys want to experience it during the trip?"

"That kinda defeats my fantasy", said TLG. "3-D girls do not have the traits of any 2-D girls does and I prefer a childhood friend, not a sister and no less a stranger, you sis-con."

"Hey I resent that!", screamed GMF. "Anyway I left out an important detail. According to this book, prostitution is illegal in Japan, at least anything the law considered 'penetrative sexual acts'. They have other methods that don’t involve them and under different names."

"Wait, what are you implying?", asked ONI with a serious face.

"I’m saying under “health” or “massage” service is actually oral sex!", said GMF, looking excited.

Oni and TLG banged their heads in front of their tray, waking up an old Japanese man.

"WE ARE NOT GOING TO ANY OF THAT 'ACTIVITIES' YOU MENTION GMF!", screamed angrily TLG.

"Hey as this party’s leader I should lead the team in experiencing the fine side of Japanese culture", said GMF, trying to defend himself. "We will go beyond what the Genshiken guys do!"

"Those Gen guys are fictional and only studied the visual part of culture!", replied quickly TLG. "And who made you leader? Shouldn’t I be the leader since I started this group?!"

"But you don’t know Japanese do you?", said GMF, waving his finger.

Oni pats the depressed TLG back on this comment.

"But I agreed with TLG, I wanna reserve my *censored* for someone I care about, hopefully 2-D", said Oni with a dream-like tone.

"You might as well stick to those gal games then", answered GMF. "I understand the weight when it comes to facing the 3-D world but we live in it. Is foolish not to take what the world offer us: Like 'Health Girls' "^_^

Oni sweat drop….

"You are asking for divine punishment aren’t ya? What you want to do is like driving a dangerous car named 'Herpes'. Well excuse me nature is calling me, even at 1000 feet in the air."

As Oni walked out of seat and went to the back of the plane. Walking down the aisle through the curtains, he saw the space empty. Luckily there didn’t seem to be a line and the bathroom was green. Mindlessly he opened the toilet door to reveal a naked girl in the bathroom. In an one second analysis he observed:

- Blue aquamarine eyes whose depths are unfathomable.
- Fair, long, black hair with blue dye at the tip towards her breast line.
- Breasts small and round, like two meatbuns but less of a foot apart from each other.
- Wonderous abdomen, evidently have been shown care with signs of tone abs.
- Hips that are geometrically impressive in an angle that even Pythagoras will be in envy.
-And she’s shaven too.

Blushed and mind racing he quickly slamed the door. This caused a small ruckus as some flight attendants came with some concern. Oni apologized for his actions and gave a white lie convincing enough for them to go away.

(Wait a moment, wait a moment, wait a moment. This only happens in anime not real life. The law of physics does not just allow me to see a naked girl in a plane noneless. Waahh why is there a naked girl in the bathroom? Is she the type to pee without clothes on? I have seen something similar before.)

Flashback Freshmen year in Highschool.

Oni walks into the boys bathroom only to see a senior with his pants all the down peeing at an urinal stand. Obligated he turn around to leave and forget this little incident.

(In anime, usually today’s industry with tsundere, I would have at least gotten some punch or dere or both in my situation. Why didn’t the girl scream or anything? Is she a “Shy Blue Haired Girl”? Maybe this all came from my imagination.)

Oni opened the door again to see the naked girl and stared a bit longer thinking than intended.

(Heaven or Hell, Heaven or Hell, Heaven or Hell.)

"Is a bit chilly are you going to come in or what?", said the girl while smiling.

Oni thoughts flashbacked to GMF's words: “Isn't it foolish not to take what the world offer us” Wahh which choice?!

A. Walk in and see what happens
B. Just walk away like I did years ago

Author’s Note: Oni's flashback comes from personal experience