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Re: What if?

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I would play russian roulette with them while I think about which one seems the most sane.

What if chrnno stopped talking about past orfuture selves?
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I would have them give me in depth explanations and reports showing the state of the world and my position and have them hand me the book on the winners of every baseball game for the next 50 years.

What if English took over Japanese as the prime language in Japan?
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Well you just answered my question too slow fool!
Then we wouldn't need baka tsuki to read our novels....


What if Japanese replaced English in US?
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We would have a war between otakus and oldtimer to decide which language is superior...

What if you entered in a room which both your future selves and past selves killing each other?
Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'Cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'You're evitable!'
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I would leave. The winner wont matter because I will die some time in the future anyway.

What if the Lions won the Super Bowl?
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Re: What if?

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The Universe would collapse for an impossiblity had happened.

What if you entered a room with your past selves, your future selves and several clones of each(and you) talking, what you would do?
Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'Cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'You're evitable!'
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poke every pretty girls known to existence

what if everytime u go to a public toilet to take a dump and just when u about to go rick roll opens your door and dance?
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Then I would keep going. Its good music.

What if you didn't give a damn about anything in the world.
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then is just be a very nihilistic, pessimistic, self-fulling prophet with a shallow, emptiness void in the heart.

what if everytime you fart you create a black hole?
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"I did not think that it was physically possible, but this both blows and sucks." - Bart Simpson...and we can say goodbye to the world.

What if your favorite band played at your birthday party?
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then i better celebrate my birthday in an orphanage for those who really needs it.

What if you are milhouse and you can't tolerate bart's banters any longer?
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I would probably befriend Martin and stop associating with Bart because I could not go any higher on the coolness scale.

What if fighting dolls like in Angelic Layer or Rozen Maiden were real?
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Then girls would take over the world with an army of barbies trained to fight.

What if we had to re post all our posts because we got off topic 90% of the time in threads lol?
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Is there any real difference between then and now?

What if you could travel to the different worlds of anime?
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Then I would create a giant harem.

What if anime is just a retelling of our past lives?
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