Daily Accomplishment

[Mies]

I welded my work keys together when trying to start our golf cart. God I hate electricity.

[b0mb3r]

i sang on the rooftop of my parent's office in the middle of town, making eye shadows (put both hands on the head with the sun behind) and looking down cleavage of women with um "small clothes" as they pass by.

[b0mb3r]

I bit a girl's ear...twice. haruhi be proud.

[Beware the talking cat]

I went to the one class I have today, despite the strong temptation to skip it.

[b0mb3r]

I almost made six girls vomit their dinner as I pretend to drink dinosaur pee (aka green tea....hey it rhymes)

[Rectifier]

I went to a free concert where an Indie band played and enjoyed it.

[b0mb3r]

I crawl on the floor and look up my friend's skirt. it was black.

[chrnno]

Managed to completely forget about tests yet still go well into all but one... The best part was definetely when I confused ask "Wait... Today is test?". The look on my friends faces were priceless...

[Rectifier]

I got drunk with a friend.

[b0mb3r]

I wore an apron, mittens, sun hat and a scarf to pretend to be on a cook show where I put metal materials in my mouth at a tv station.

[b0mb3r]

i sweat so much today that my sweats no longer taste salty, it tastes like water.

[b0mb3r]

I caught a bee and freed it as it glide
I pick up a cockroach and threw it outside
I washed my dorm chair
splashing water on his hair
I worked on my collage
as I gave girls a massage
I rock climb with a weight
then climb down to eat grape
I played the 2nd Assassin Creed
with intent to finish it in speed.

[Beware the talking cat]

Packing my things up so that they can be put into storage.

Then I'll be unpacking again in two weeks, when my summer research starts.


My school is idiotically bureaucratic.

[b0mb3r]

I finished reading Guardian Dog.....don't bother reading it.

[b0mb3r]

i lift a girl's skirt today, she was wearing yellow bloomers.