Random internet finds

onizuka-gto · Post by **onizuka-gto** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:04 am

lol.

well, i think that we should delete those accounts with zero posts.

so, if your just lurking, try to post at leased once, dunno when the day will come but sooooon......

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 am

Have you noticed that there are a lot of guests coming into the forums recently?

It feels like we're players for a play.

*ahem*

Dan all arm'd. A certain aim he took
At a fair vestral throned by the west, coined Yuki was she
And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
as it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
But I might see not-so-young Dan's fiery shaft
Quench'd in the leastly chaste beams of the wat'ry moon,
And the integrated vot'ress passed on,
In computerised meditation, fancy-free.

*faeries away*

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:41 pm

Umiman wrote:
Dan all arm'd. A certain aim he took
At a fair vestral throned by the west, coined Yuki was she
And loos'd his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
as it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts;
But I might see not-so-young Dan's fiery shaft
Quench'd in the leastly chaste beams of the wat'ry moon,
And the integrated vot'ress passed on,
In computerised meditation, fancy-free.

*faeries away*

ROFL!

TheGiftedMonkey · Post by **TheGiftedMonkey** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:08 pm

I can smell the smoke coming from Umi's head from the burnt brain cells.

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:18 pm

TheGiftedMonkey wrote:I can smell the smoke coming from Umi's head from the burnt brain cells.

Why?

TheGiftedMonkey · Post by **TheGiftedMonkey** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:21 pm

I counted. You wasted like 7 of them on Dan. Thats pretty hard stuff to come by ya know? I've only seen like 2 door-to-door brain cell salesmen!

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:23 pm

But why would I lose brain cells while quoting A Midsummer Night's Dream?

TheGiftedMonkey · Post by **TheGiftedMonkey** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:03 pm

Obviously the use of your cut/paste technique of putting Dan's and Yuki's name in there! Sheesh do I have to explain everything to you kids?

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:35 pm

More like typing from a text but it's the same idea.

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:17 am

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/page/6/

Top 10 mano-a-mano fights
http://www.fanpop.com/external/15498

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:37 pm

ROFL @ Evil Dead 2: Ash vs. His Own Hand

ben1234 · Post by **ben1234** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:33 pm

A bit old, but it's still entertaining.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WUq3Ihewyj4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SOBT2immZ6Q& ... ed&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SvoQz4mSHOo

Some of my favorite SRW 4-komas (I'll post more as I find more):

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/484/a21p04ut0.jpg
http://www.fencedude.com/Images/Symmetrical_Docking.png

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:01 pm

http://www.mumbai-central.com/nukkad/ja ... 00059.html

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.coli and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef.

xD

Also, all smoking areas should emulate this example.

Symphonia · Post by **Symphonia** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:55 am

23. The ballerina raised gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

28. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

Whoa, these kids are deep.

Umiman · Post by **Umiman** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:31 am

http://iojacket.hp.infoseek.co.jp/IOSYS ... kitoro.swf

Huh?