ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

Granted.
I wish to no longer have a cold.

Granted because colds suck.

I wish I wouldn't stay up so late

Granted but you go to bed at 12:00PM.
I wish Izayoi Miku didn't take males for granted in Date A Live.

Granted because she seems kind of rude.

I wish that books wouldn't take so long to come out, nor end so soon.

Super-granted because I can't wait until my life is a manga. (nooooooooooo)
I wish my watch was simpler.

Granted, because complex watches don't please me.

I wish I was a cat for a while. Maybe.

Granted.
I wish my DS had better battery life. Or at least a white stylus because mine is PINK! #reisen

Ungranted. because My DS screen is broken(because of age).

I wish I got new headphones that fits my new PC.

Granted but they are puny and never fit your head. By the way, how big is the jack? 3.5?
I wish for a laptop. And set this as the wallpaper!

oh good luck using that as a wallpaper, if it's me I'd use that as wallpaper material and edit it somemore by adding Kurumi or a Shidou with spirit powers into the wallpaper and add an incoherent background for the wallpaper.

I wish I would want to work out somemore

Oh, SHUUUT UUP. That is my BlackBerry PlayBook wallpaper. FYI, that's Yoshino! By the way, granted.
I wish for my school to use Ubuntu.

of course a playbook fits.... I dun think a laptop would tho since it's widescreen(kinda) and landscape view and all. and yeah i've read DAL.
Why would you want an ubuntu for your school? but granted anyways but a lot of virus decided to come and infect the whole school computers and other digital appliances.
I wish I would do something a little more productive

Granted.
I wish DMCAs were removed so I keep reading Date A Live.

Granted. But the author decided to cancel the series because of cancer.

I wish I could read in japanese better.

Denied because I can't so we both suffer.
I wish for a awesome book. Possibly Zero no Tsukaima.