ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

Granted. But people hate you.

I wish you guys would grant wishes instead of denying it (I swear you had to grant)

Granted, but I don't think you have to as far as I remember.

I wish I had a cat army.

Granted, because meow!!

I wish my so called friends would back me up instead of stabbing me in the back.

Granted because that sucks.
(Is PSPTube homebrew? Not hacking my PSP just for YouTube.)
I wish for a new laptop.

Granted because that would help with your video problems. Also, yes it is homebrew, but I'm not sure if it'll work now anyway.

I wish I had more energy all the time.

Granted, but you still need more and more energy


I wish I would not be so ironic

Granted, now you're more stoveic.

I wish I could change into my final form.

Granted, but your final form is full of disappointments

I wish I had a stronger will.

Granted, but you lost your direction

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was!

Denied because I am the Supreme State Alchemist.
I wish for a Kurumi figure. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted because you'd be happy then.

I wish I will stick with what I am planning.

Granted, but it only happens when you sing the Hercules theme.
I wish for new headphone earpads because the old ones are dising...disintegrai... (Ah, forget it) dying and I had to tape it together.