ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

Because When it's loud you feel like lauching a nuke somewhere.

Why does the sun not take days off?

Because all life would end as we know it.
Why does the PSP internet radio never play Marisa Stole the Precious Thing? (Played Hatsune Miku and 2 IOSYS songs)

Because the PSP's mind reading powers have grown weaker as it aged, and it wasn't able to realize that you wanted to hear it.

Why do people hate on things without trying them?

Because people fear the unknown

Why do i think that I got better at LoL, but am still suck to an extent?

Coz ur vayne/yasuo/lb/whatever high mechanic champ u play is still actually god awful. Champs with low mechanics are what wins games, that and proper decision making, former LA Laker and current owner of team Gravity (RIP)/Echo Fox stated that eSports counts as a sport due in part to the decision making processes. LoL, while mechanics does help, is almost entirely mental. Fix your mentality, practice champs that are somewhat easy but can still carry (my personal fave is the new caitlyn, very op) and practice your damn shit. Also, whenever the hell BDO is officially released I'm retiring from league lol.

Why is Windows 8 such a c*nt?

Because MS doesn't care.

Why do good things not get noticed as much?

Because they don't want to be noticed.
Why does the PSP not support regular video?

Because the PSP likes your Y U NO face expression XD
Why do people hype 'Undertale' that much?

Because they are Undertale lovers.
Why do I post from a Samsung Galaxy S 3?

Because you're not cool enough for an Xperia.

Why am I a bad person?

You make Black MIDIs capable of crashing a Cray supercomputer.
Do I enjoy this?

I'm sorry, my mind reading powers aren't at that level yet, give me a few years and maybe I can answer that

Do you know the muffin man?

nope..

Did I order it right?

Depends,

did you order fries with it?

She didn't ordered (bad girl)

Should I ask for an hamburger too?