ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

Basically is to tell what you did today that you feel most proud of. Let me start:

I made a girl wet.

By scaring the jeebus out of her making her pee her pants.

I tricked my friend.

By changing my Facebook profile picture to Fate Testarossa from Magical Girl Nanoha. He though it was Rachel Alucard from Blaz Blue.

I killed the Duke of Wellington 5 years before Napoleon ever faces him in Waterloo

Now I can take over half of Europe and change history again by making sure the French invasion of Russia succeeds.

Napoleon Total War is fun like that

I metaphorically crapped my pants whilst taking a mid-term.

i Went to college today, and even participated in the lessons

Stare around three times...

I......SLEPT FOR 22 HOURS TODAY!

I bit a girl's hat off and ran away with it in my mouth.

I managed to get a talk about philosophy so confusing that in the end even I wasn't sure what we were discussing or suporting...

Some friends and I were killing stuff on multiplayer Monster Hunter while riding on the bus.

Then some arrogant 8th grader behind us was saying how easy it was, so we let him try it out.

We gave him some of the best equipment in the game and set him up with virtually the easiest monster in the game.

So my accomplishment today? I recreated part of what happened in this picture

I survived shopping with my GF

I chased a cat around.

I turned a toilet from blue to green.

Daily Accomplishment a few years ago:

Vomited pink into the toilet because I drank cranberry juice and accidentally ate a bowl of cereal with expired milk.

i kiss three Turkish girls in 1 minutes....on the cheeks.