Daily Dream

[b0mb3r]

To follow my Daily theme I want to share crazy dreams I have with you guys and hear about yours.

I dream I was a gorilla taking down a Greco-Roman-Chinese hybrid empire. My only weapon was a magic marker that allows me to draw other gorillas as a summoning device.

[hobogunner]

I suppose I'll add to this thread, a dream a week or so ago that I actually wrote down it was so funny:

M18:

Spoiler! :

Okay, most beautiful girl ever, a dream girl to me. So, she's naked, then we start doing the stuff you always see in doujins. Yet, the entire time I have a monologue (while doing it) about why this wouldn't happen that way. "I'm too impatient, I'm not fondling your boobs all day." stuff like that. It was hilarious.

[Mystes]

I dreamt about donuts yesterday. I remenber it well since it was the first time I've ever done.

[b0mb3r]

I dreamt I was on a gorgeous tropical island only to find out I was in a middle of two african tribes at war that used anal-rape as a weapon. I ran as fast to the beach as I can and swam away from the moans.

[hobogunner]

Here's one that I remember from quite a time ago, I was sleeping on the couch. (Note, I was like 14)

Spoiler! :

I'm wondering where the heck I am, I wake up, see all the woods around me, then just hear people screaming and shouting. The next thing I know, I turn around and see an entire army chasing after me, and I'm butt naked with a knife in the middle of some forsaken woods. I start running in the other way, of course, but some people are faster than me, so I fight them, get my hands on a gun and a few grenades. (How did I carry them, no idea.) So I keep sprinting for dear life throwing frags behind me and just spraying behind me. I keep running and see a huge fence. Look up and see search towers, and about half a mile of cleared land between me and the other side of the fence. Yet, everyone is still chasing me. I take frag (again, I don't know) and throw it into the watchtower I see, they get taken out, a football field more. I just sprint for my life, and make it out. Nobody crosses the fence so I felt safe. Keep wondering in the other direction. Turns out I was in North Korea running away. (That's the most vivid dream I've ever had)

[Mystes]

I dreamt I was on a gorgeous tropical island only to find out I was in a middle of two african tribes at war that used anal-rape as a weapon. I ran as fast to the beach as I can and swam away from the moans.

b0mb...I'm scared of your imagination...

[hobogunner]

Well, I had a day dream today, of a family member death, and so, I was pretty scared. (Because as soon as I came back, I couldn't tell if it had happened. )

[b0mb3r]

I dreamnt that a close friend of my is forced to make strawberry fire-ant pie for killer chimps and for me to save her I constantly drawn detail circles for the monkeys to release her...hell?

[Assassin]

... 'Tis not daily, but meh.

I... uh, punched. The next thing I knew was that I saved the world with it.

[Mystes]

I dreamt about an assassin.

I forgot the rest.

EDIT: No puns intended.

[hobogunner]

... 'Tis not daily, but meh.

I... uh, punched. The next thing I knew was that I saved the world with it.

Who are you? Touma?

At least you dream.

[Mystes]

You don't?

[b0mb3r]

I dreamt I was in an art gallery until it explode with me in it. I was dragged out of the debris by gorilla-masked power rangers. Turns out the Joker and Gorilla Grodd plan this stint together to use me as bait for batman. Gorilla Grodd by a way is an intellect ape in the DC universe who uses mind control powers and had control over the power rangers. Mask courtesy to Joker's fun suggestion. I was tied in a factory as batman tried to save me but it ended him being smack by a fluorescent light by the white ranger. While all this occur I kind of had two sensation. One me being kidnapped and two I was actually watching this dream out of my body, at the same time experiencing it as I eat popcorns with friends in a mystery 3000 theater.

[Mystes]

What a descriptive dream.

[hobogunner]

You don't?

Not generally.

Quite the dream, b0mb3r.