My neighbour below...

[dalek]

Absolutely... NOT.
My NB used an image I have as my wallpaper for a mousepad.

[maqhusson]

Nope, dalek makes lots of assumptions.

My NB gets bored easily.

[dalek]

YeAh...
My NB seems to make assumptions about me. LOTS.

[maqhusson]

No, I try to not make assumptions actually. I don't know what would really make you think that either.

My NB has trouble refraining from junk food.

[Rage_Ender]

Kinda... I guess..?

My NB does not frequently watch the television.

[maqhusson]

Nah, the intranet has it all.

My NB doesn't watch Western shows.

[dalek]

Got no TV, only Netflix.
My NB still loves anime.

[Rage_Ender]

Anime daisuki

My NB played LoL

[maqhusson]

My internet provider is providing a garbage connection at my house, so not at the moment.

My NB wants to be the very best.

[dalek]

...No.
My NB did not know about this:

[maqhusson]

I know about it.

My NB wants to conquer the world.

[Rage_Ender]

No. and dalek is so outdated.

My NB tried old things and perceived it as new

[maqhusson]

Uh, I don't know. Also, it's new to them and, not everybody keeps up with the trends, so I think it's fine to pop out 'outdated' things.

My NB is trendy.

[Rage_Ender]

Nope.

My NB ate peanut butter with rice

[bestnumber?8721]

10/10 without rice. 4/10 with rice.

My NB is a ghost