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No, I'm alive!
My NB likes j-pop.

Nope, I don't listen to songs for the most part at all. I listen to nasheeds w/o music for hte msot part.

My NB like to make muffins.

No, I can't cook.
My NB lives in Alberta.

Yes, yes I do. How did you guess?

My NB likes technology.

Yes, check my posts.
My NB is busy a lot.

I have to be at work often, but I slack off. Lately, a friend is visiting from the US, and he can only meet me after I get off work and he comes over till 1-2AM. Kind of?

My NB likes sweets.

OF COURSE I LIKE SWEETS!!!!!!!
My nb is sick.

No, I am ill.

My NB wants to learn how to cook well.

Not really well like MasterChef chefs.
My NB is mentioning how ill and sick don't mean the same.

I dunno.

My NB likes tomato sauce

Depends on where it is. Mixed with food I can handle it, but alone I'm not a fan of it.

My NB enjoys warm showers.

I do.

My NB faces their troubles with sheer will power

Sometimes. Sometimes I don't really face them and procrastinate. It only works for some cases.

My NB wishes to be more diligent.

yes... sometimes.

My NB tried making sandwiches but fails terribly because he is not a woman

I dunno, I think they end up decent sometimes. Can't even begin to compare with my mom though.

My NB wants to eat healthier.