ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

I have a strong liking for red hair, I just find it to look really nice. Also, I kind of had something like that, but I finished. I delayed it though and I could've done better on it.

My NB has the 'I'll do it tomorrow' disease and gets intimidated by large amounts of work, episodes, etc.

Nyet.
My NB is anybody.

Nope, maqhusson.

My NB wants to learn things but is too lazy.

Ix-nay.
My NB doesn't watch Fullmetal Alchemist.

Technically no for both series, but I did watch Brotherhood a little while ago.

My NB wants to learn programming.

I AM learning programming!!!
My NB didn't break his iBook by installing Ubuntu 12.04, and it kept failing and now he cannot access the HDD or ODD. (HDD=160GB WD hard disk, ODD=Matsushita CD-ROM drive)

Nope, definitely wasn't me.

My NB wants to find a fun job.

Yeaa... but.... yea....

My NB wants to try making your own homemade gelato

Eh, I wouldn't mind I guess.

My NB is constantly doing things he/she doesn't like.

Like smiling at people who deserve to be slapped? (I work in retail)

My NB knows the struggle of retail work.

Yes, been working retail for a few years now. I cri

My NB likes muffins.

Of course!

My NB is listenning to music right now.

WAS, but will do some more listening.
My NB is a human being.