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If...I will kill you.

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Seeing that the old spam thread are a worn routine by now. Here is the new one.

"If (insert clause), I will kill you."

Please note that these are not actual threats, are not intended to be, or should be used in any way that could be construed to make them as such. In other words, this is for fun and laughs. :)

For example,

If you look at me funny, I will kill you.

I will start.

If something happens that is completely not your fault, I will kill you.
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If you use Yune again for a death threat, I will kill you.
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If you guys take Eu from me, I'll kill you.
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If you do not follow what the polka-dotted elephant says to the letter, I will kill you.
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If I ever see that animal in the next days, I'll kill you.
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If a certain politician wins some certain elections in a certain place, I will kill you.
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If that is sure to happen, then I will kill you.
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If I run out of things to blame kira for, I will kill you.
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If ainsoph, you are a girl, I will kill you.
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If you are a human, I will kill you.
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If that wasn't obvious, I will kill you.
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If 101010100101010101011010110101010101010101000110100101010110100101001010, I will kill you.
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If I start to read binary just to understand this, i will kill you. Aionii-tan.
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If I'm called Kira-tan-chan from now on, I'll kill you.
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