ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

*boots up*

Man, I'm pumped! Action shooter here I come!

Easy? Normal? FUK-U!!! I'm hardcore baby! Hard to the max! I'm hard on viagra and cialis! I'm pastor-in-an-orphanage hard! Extra lives? Screw it! Let's go go go!!!

Whoa, the graphics are awe-

*boom*

What? Already?

Okay, let's go again! Yeah! Goooo!!!!

Yeah, Imma dodging your lazers! Muhahaha colour switching colou-WTF!!!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU SWITCH THAT MANY COLO-OH GOD...

*boom*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

WahahahahhaaaaahhaaHAHAAAAhaaa!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

Yeah, I'm bloody awesome. Whoa, nice cinemati-what the hell? The first stage is only now starting?

*boom*

Oh sh-

*boom*

Argh! Ohfukufukfufkfuk-

*boom*

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!!!

*boom*

What the hell is that!!!!

*boom*

Oh man...

*boom*

I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!

*boom*

HOW DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!!

*boom*

My thumbs hurt!!!

*boom*

I really like the boss musi- *boom* Aww...

*boom*

Why can't I get past the third stage

*boom*

Repeat ad infinium