I'm seriously doubting Kyon's normalcy XD

[quigonkenny]

Kyon is the only one Haruhi is interested in........ will, other than Mikuru........ for obvious reason >_>....... anyway, at least this isn't a be-you-own-grandfather situation...... for now.

Heh, considering one of the more popular unfounded fan rumors on the internet is that Mikuru is Haruhi's or Yuki's great-great...great-granddaughter with Kyon, I wouldn't write that idea off too quickly. It's not too far a stretch from either of those two to Mikuru...

[HAL9000]

Hm...

...

...no, I don't like the taste of that one. The only value it has is for momentary audience shock, and there isn't anything in the series that by any stretch of the imagination hints at it. (And my imagination is pretty flexible.) Though the shock moment could be fairly funny if animated.

[quigonkenny]

Oh, yeah, I put no real value in that one. I chalk it up there with all the other dumb rumors like the "Mikuru is Imouto-san" one and the "Kyon is the slider" one. Although that last one has a bit of merit if you say he's a slider by dint of what happened to him in "Disappearance" (even though that wasn't technically an alternate universe), I've also heard it as him always having been a slider, which is just dumb.

Funny thing about the "Granddaughter Mikuru" fan rumor is, if we eventually find out down the road that Mikuru is from, like, 10,000 years in the future, that rumor would probably be true, since she's probably decended from half the cast at that point, if you track it back far enough. My thought is it's only a few hundred years, though.

[Setherzam]

could be less >.> maybe they reverse engineered yuki in the future?

[magus]

could be less >.> maybe they reverse engineered yuki in the future?

0_o......... That's reverse reverse reverse REVERSE engineered

[HAL9000]

Reverse engineered Yuki?!? They shouldn't have outsourced that job.

[daitenshi_synbios]

"Mikuru is Imouto-san"

However, in my opinion, the chances of Mikuru being Kyon's little sister are surprisingly possible(probably around 25% or something), as they seem to share the same innocence, looks, and playfulness, not to mention that they get along quite well(probably - if this theory is true - partly due to that her superiors may have allowed contact with her younger self(if the rumor is true).

I've also heard it as him always having been a slider, which is just dumb.

Yes, considering that it was Yuki, not Kyon himself, who sent him into an alternative universe.

[point-blank_sniper_drail]

Don't forget the possiblity that Mikuru may be the great-great (insert as many "greats" as u want) daughter of Kyon's sister. Kyon doesn't have to be the grandfather.

Kyon bein his own grandfather? wouldn't that cause him to be immune to those mind-control powers of that super-intellectual race???

[magus]

Kyon bein his own grandfather? wouldn't that cause him to be immune to those mind-control powers of that super-intellectual race???

Phillipe.J.Kyon

[quigonkenny]

Kyon bein his own grandfather? wouldn't that cause him to be immune to those mind-control powers of that super-intellectual race???

Phillipe.J.Kyon

Oh, you people have done horribly wonderfully evil things to my imagination now. Behold:

Kyon --> Fry -- For obvious protagonistic reasons.
Haruhi --> Prof. Farnsworth -- We get to see her burst through the door with a hearty "Good news, everybody!", which alone may be worth the whole gag, but the Prof makes a hideous woman, and it voids any Kyon x Haruhi action for a number of squicky reasons. Fair trade in my book.
Mikuru --> Leela -- For obvious love interest reasons. Plus, Mikuru going "Hee-yah!" and kicking butt all over the place? In meidofuku? Fu~nny
Itsuki --> Hermes -- Most intelligent (human) member of the group, and the monologues from Volume 1 Chapter 5 and on (and on...) in a thick Jamaican accent? Classic.
Yuki --> Bender -- Usually ends up saving the day (if sometimes in a roundabout way). Robot. Super strong. Drinks beer and reads books.
Tsuruya --> Amy -- Both ditzes. Both have funny laughs.
Tanaguchi --> Zoidberg -- Self explanatory.
Zap Brannigan --> Computer Club Pres. -- I can just see the "stealing a computer" scene from Volume 1 Chapter 2 acted out, complete with "Oh, my...", "Hee-yah!", roundhouse kick, and some Shatner-esque mention of "Snu-Snu."

See what you people have done to me? Oh, the horror...

[fiendmaw]

A little late but thank you for the square shaped stone block.Now im gonna start carving it...

[shichinanatsu]

i can't help but wonder.. how come everyone in here - me included - can't help but pair kyon up with any pf the others: haruhi, yuki, mikuru, itsuki ('nuff said), tsuruya, miyokichi, sasaki, kuyoh, and whoever nagaru tanigawa-san has in store.. would it really disrupt the story if no one ended up together?

that's really a far stretch, 'coz i think pairings would go something like this: kyon-haruhi/sasaki/yuki and koizumi-tsuruya.. miyokichi's way out of line, and mikuru has to return to the future.. as for kyouko, suou, emiri, and imouto-chan, well.. let taniguchi and kunikida dream of being with them..

[ainsoph9]

I can see Kyon being a lone old geezer with nothing to do but reminisce when he had a shot back in high school at going out with too many girls for his own good. Kyon's sarcasm certainly makes this image all the more feasible. However, I think that it is just more fun to speculate a supposed route for Kyon to take.

[Kaisos Erranon]

I can see Kyon being a lone old geezer with nothing to do but reminisce when he had a shot back in high school at going out with too many girls for his own good. Kyon's sarcasm certainly makes this image all the more feasible. However, I think that it is just more fun to speculate a supposed route for Kyon to take.

Wahahaha! Okay, that ending wouldn't be very happy, but it'd fit him so bloody well. Hahaha!

[AuraTwilight]

That would be the most Kyon thing to ever happen, and it could only be topped off by Taniguchi, in his old age, having a harem of volumptious Siamese concubines.