I'm from the Philippines, an online game and anime fan-connoisseur. Currently addicted to the Haruhi series and ardent Yukiist, but I also dabble in a bit of Kyon/Harem-ism.
Sadly, my knowledge of Japanese writing is limited to the Hiragana/Katakana table, and some few basic words, so the most I could probably try to help in the translation project is grammar fixes. XD
Now with that out of the way, on to the meat:
My goodness, Kyon certainly has attracted quite a harem, hasn't he? Let's see...an hyper-yet-omnipotent girl, a time-traveler lady, an extremely dependable humanoid interface - all of them who happen to be the three of the most beautiful girls in North High, if I'm not mistaken. Now an old lady friend of his - "who exudes a charm that is able to mesmerize eight out of ten guys” - enters the scene, along with two companions.
What interests me most is Kuyoh, and this line she uses to describe Kyon:
Something I wouldn't expect from a humanoid interface who is even more distant than Yuki.She looked at me, with a look like she was looking at the carvings on a copper clock-
"___ Your ___"
Kuyoh talked in a voice that's like an old and off tone tape:
"Eyes_____ very _____ pretty."
And spat out that perfectly meaningless line.
The harem just keeps getting bigger and bigger. XD
Barf.
