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Original title: 失敗禁止! 彼女のヒミツはもらさない!
English title: Failure is Forbidden! Her secret shall never be revealed!
Author: Masaki Masamune (真崎まさむね)
Illustrator: Sayori (さより)
Publisher: MF Bunko J (MF文庫J)

Synopsis: N/A

So basically, I was extremely bored and tried to search for the easiest Chinese novel I could find and translate a part. Landed on this. I'm currently reading it, and think that there might be more drama than what the first part of chap 1 seems to indicate.

No poll for the meantime, as there's no synopsis available.
Spoiler! :
“……Brother? For how long are you going to stand here?”

The one who asked that question was my little sister, Hijiri Shimizu, now attending her second year of high school.

By the way, I, Shou Shimizu, was also a second year high school student.

The reason why we were in the same year was that we happened to be born in the same school year. <!--TL note: School starts on April 1st . It basically means that Shou is born after that date, and that Hijiri is born before that date of the following year.-->

We were even in the same class.

And now, my sister was fixing me with her expressionless eyes, just as always.

“Brother?”

Even though her voice was as dull as always, it came with a kind of accusing tone.

My heart suddenly seemed like freezing.

At the same time, I instinctively tried to find an excuse.

“Y-Y-You’re wrong! I-I-It wasn’t me!”

“…? No matter what you say, there’s only you and me here.”

I was at home.

Since I was at home, it’d be only normal that my sister would be here. So there'd be no reason to accusing me, right?

Though there was a situation that didn’t work out with that argument.

It was when my sister gets in the washroom.

“…For how much time do you want to see your own little sister using the toilet?”

I am currently getting a clear view of her panties.

I-I can even clearly see the stripes.

Wait, this is bad. This is bad! If, if it continues like that, I’ll be hated by Hijiri!

I, I must find a way to get through this.

Damn. Calm, CALM DOWN! My heart is making too loud noises!

“Oh, right. I came here to help.”

“…To, to help?”

“Yeah. The reason why I came here was to help my cute sister, ''Sweet sister''.”

“…Brother. How do you plan on helping me?”

With the same expression as before, Hijiri, alerted, held herself with her arm.

I suddenly got a hold of myself.

How can I help my little sister in the washroom?

Think.

I must think quickly! I must mobilize every single brain cell that I have!

I just need to read in advance what the other has in mind…!

What would Hijiri want to do after? If I just said that it was about helping her, I’d be automatically safe!

…Right! That!

“It, it’s to help you do the wiping, ''my sister''.

LIKE HELL! That line was clearly so wrong!

“…Brother………You’re terrible.”

Hijiri stood up, and then kicked me with her expressionless face. I-I can see--!

“—Argh!”

It, it hurts, Hijiri… Though to be able to get beaten by Hijiri kind of makes me happy…

No, NONONO! If it continues like that, I’ll be hated by Hijiri!

…Damn. I must do something to redeem myself. As I was wondering that, the door closed in front of me.

Then, the emplacement switched to the living room.

By the way, there was only my sister and me who were living here. Our father was working overseas, and our mother was travelling from place to place because of her work, never getting the chance to get back home.

“Hey, hey, Hijiri. Here’s some pudding. Wanna eat together?”

“I don’t want to.”

“You like sweet things, don’t you?”

“……Hmph, I don’t.”

“It is from the Lion House, you know? I had to make the line for two hours yesterday in order to get that.

After hearing that, Hijiri’s ears slightly quivered.

Though she wasn’t looking this way, hers ears were certainly paying attention here.

“It’s delicious. It was made from the yolk of eggs that have been rigorously selected in order to make the strong flavour spread in your mouth.”

“*gulp*”

“I-If only you would like to go to school together with your brother, I wouldn’t mind you eat it~.”

“Ughh…”

“What just happened then were just my efforts gone to waste. Yeah, just like the water flushed down the toilet.”

“…You really think that these words were supposed to make me feel better? But……I still decline.

“You’re saying that, yet you still won’t stop fixing the pudding? Then I shall eat some.

“……I don’t care.”

“Ahh—it’s great. The Lion House’s pudding is superb. I can feel it dissolving on my tongue.

Hijiri’s lips slightly pouted. It seemed that she wasn’t happy.

“…Fine. We’ll go together. However, there’s a condition.”

“That’s great! I got it. Fine, eat as much as you want.”

While looking at Hijiri eating the pudding , I was thinking of us going to school together.”

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BTW, to any Chinese translator interested in translating this and who happens to be bad with Japanese pronunciations, here's a list of character names translations :
清水圣-->Shimizu Hijiri
凑香凛-->Karin Minato
海城枫-->Kaijou Kaede
流泉寺栗栖-->Ryuusenji Kurisu
清水胜-->Shimizu Shou
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Alright, so we know that this is a slice of life about a bed-wetting club.

I want to see Kira translate this.
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SO is the brother a pervert or a sis-con or maybe both??
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“Hehe, hehehe. It has been long since I’ve gone to school together with Hijiri…………though…”
What bothered me was that I had to walk behind her at least fifty meters away.
It’s still fine like that though. As I was thinking about that, I held my binoculars on one hand while following Hijiri from behind.
“Wait, now that I think of it carefully, to be separated by such a distance doesn’t even count as going school together!?”
It’s a really well-thought strategy, coming from my sister.
“…As expected from Hijiri. She’s literally the Kongming of the modern era!”
I gulped in fear.
Hijiri wasn’t just the brainy type.
She had a face like that of a doll. Plus, her constant impassive expression emits a mysterious aura.
If you look at a immobile Hijiri, you’d feel the same as looking at this world’s cutest doll.
How can I break the promise I made with such a cute little sister?
I could only keep a distance of fifty meters between her and me on the route to school.
…That’s right.
Yeah. We’re currently going to school together. I’m sure we are. I’M SURE!
“Eh, who is that weirdo…?”
The silhouette of a petite girl, wearing the same uniform as Hijiri and riding on a bike, came closer to her.
She had soft black hair, and she was so short that people could mistake her for a grade school student.
Afterwards, they surprisingly went to school together.
…Is this for real? Hijiri, who had never bought any friend at home to play with, actually…
“Hijiri has finally made a friend…Waah. We have to eat red beans rice today. Aaah, my tears…”
“Hey. That suspicious guy over there!.”
“Hmm?”
The one behind who talked to me was my friend Katou.
Katou is someone who gathers many types of information and who takes all of it, without even caring whether they’re useless or not.
“…Oh, so it was just you.”
“To peek with your binoculars during the morning while walking to school…what the hell are you doing?”
After listening to the explanation of what happened, Katou looked ahead and nodded in understanding.
“—Aaah, just as I thought. It was to peek at Hiji.”
“Don’t call her Hiji, or I’ll kill you.”
“……Shimizu, you really look serious about it. …Well, it’s not like I don’t get it though. After all, she was ranked in the top five cutest girls at school. If she was my little sister, I’d be maybe like that too.”
“Katou, you Itsuki! Hijiri is my little sister. And are you trying to make her look bad? Top five?”
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“Shimizu, your face is way too close…! Though there’s no issue with you thinking she’s the number one…”
“No! Hijiri is the number one of the world. The most beautiful maiden through history. Plus, her cuteness has already surpassed what a human could have.
“Aren’t you obviously exaggerating?”
“What? What did you just say? Hey, Itsuki...”
“…Don’t, don’t stare at me like that. Still the same old siscon, huh.”
“What’s wrong with being a siscon. Anyway, Katou, do you know who’s the one beside Hijiri?”
“…The one with the silhouette of a loli is Karin Minato. Our junior, since she’s in first year. The kind of beauty that fits in the loli category. She’s so cute that even the upperclassmen know her. Her black hair emits a strawberry scent. That’s probably because of her shampoo.
“Y-You even know what’s her hair’s scent? …You’re poking awesome.”
“Don’t make it such a big deal. After all, I just happened to smell that when I brushed past her.
“So, what’s her connection with Hijiri!?”
“Hey, calm down! Don’t shake me! Sigh, really. You’re always like that when something concerns your little sister. The answer to your question would be that she met her during her club activities. Karin Minato is a member of the Flower Arrangement club. Hijiri Shimizu also seems to have entered this year in the same club.
“Huh!? Hijiri, she- !? It’s the first time I’ve heard of that!”
“Close! Too close! Your face is too close! Get off! …huu. It was founded this year by a wealthy family’s daughter whose name is Chris Ryusenji. It’s called the Second Flower Arrangement Club.
“The Second…? It’s not your usual Flower Arrangement Club then?”
“Uh-uh. It seems that it intentionally wanted to distinguish itself from the existing Flower Arrangement Club. Plus, there are very few members.
“…so it was founded this year, huh. How is it different from the previous Flower Arrangement Club?”
“—I dunno.”
“Eh?”
“I have no idea. For some unknown reason, no matter what’s happening in it, there’s nothing that’s leaked out. The only thing that’s known is that the club members are all incredibly beautiful girls. They are the club leader Chris Ryusenji, Hijiri Shimizu and Karin Minato. There’s even a rumor that only beautiful girls can enter this club.”
“W-What! Hijiri was actually in place like that…?”
I was shocked. Then, Katou rubbed his hands against each other.
“I also want to get closer to that Flower Arrangement Club, Shimizu. Can I do it by asking your little sister to introduce me to—“
That guy wants to get closer to my little sister?
“If you really want to get closer to my little sister…no,, if Hijiri enters your field of vision, I’ll kill you.”
“Ehhh!? Even if I look at her!?”
That said, Hijiri has been quite happy during those past days. It’s something that didn’t happen until now.
It was surely because of this Second Flower Arrangement Club. I needed to greet the members as a big brother.
Hijiri, who was walking in front, suddenly seemed to feel something, and her shoulders started to shake uneasily.
By the way, the Second Flower Arrangement Club…
Though the members are all beautiful girls, I still wasn’t clear on what were the club activities.
What on earth were the club activities Hijiri was taking part in?
…I’ll go take a look at them after school.
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kira, it would be a crime for you not to finish this. just sayin'
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hayashi_s wrote:kira, it would be a crime for you not to finish this. just sayin'
florza wrote:Alright, so we know that this is a slice of life about a bed-wetting club.

I want to see Kira translate this.
I agree here. (No hard feelings regarding what happened the last time)
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Teaser posted...and I made a blog because it's cool. http://heretictranslation.wordpress.com/

Though I will most likely update both BT and HT at the same time.
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Awesome, thanks for the translations.

Where do I go to nominate this for 'the best novel eva11212121'?
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Thanks for the translation.

But I can't comprehend what I just read...
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Poll added~~

Comprehend what...?
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Well... Kira...
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Simon wrote:Well... Kira...
...Hai?
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Alright guys, I already said this on IRC already, but I MUST SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF SHIKKIN.

If you take the first character of Shippai (失敗) and Kinshi (禁止), you get 'Shikkin' (失禁). Shikkin means an inability to control your urinary functions (Urinary Incontinence), which is what the whole book is about.

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florza wrote:Alright guys, I already said this on IRC already, but I MUST SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF SHIKKIN.

If you take the first character of Shippai (失敗) and Kinshi (禁止), you get 'Shikkin' (失禁). Shikkin means an inability to control your urinary functions (Urinary Incontinence), which is what the whole book is about.

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