porn is good for your health wrote: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
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If
1) Study = No fail
2) No study = Fail
Dividing (1) by (2)
study/(no study) = (no fail)/fail
Simplify -> 1/(no) = no
Solving leads to -> no =1 or -1
If no = -1
1+no = 0
Division by 0 is illegal.
However if no =1 (the multiplicative identity), then (1) and (2), both become: study=fail,
which is consistent with the final result...
1) Study = No fail
2) No study = Fail
Dividing (1) by (2)
study/(no study) = (no fail)/fail
Simplify -> 1/(no) = no
Solving leads to -> no =1 or -1
If no = -1
1+no = 0
Division by 0 is illegal.
However if no =1 (the multiplicative identity), then (1) and (2), both become: study=fail,
which is consistent with the final result...
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