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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 11

2013-05-15T07:15:59Z

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== Chapter 11: It's the Epilogue yet it's Merciless Mayhem ==

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All in all, in either case --

The next day, Masuzu came to school like nothing had happened.

After school, Chiwa also came to the clubroom like nothing had happened.

And just as it did in the past, the “Society for Bringing Out Your Maiden Self” recommenced club activities.

"Well, in short, Sakagami-senpai and I weren't fit for each other."

Chiwa chewed on mince cutlet bread while she readily summarized the romance with the cool guy<ref>originally Ikemen is used, the meaning is kinda the same</ref>.

"But I won't give up! Because I want to become popular to the point that even Ei-kun will cry enough to fill an ocean."

Yeah right, Chiwa. When the time comes, I will cry tears of joy.

"That's the spirit, Our high school life has barely just begun, Our true battle will start from now on."

Masuzu, since we just re-started the club activities, please don't immediately raise another bad flag!

Thus, even though it was almost time for final exams, our Jien-Otsu club decided to try some new combat tactics.

"Girls who can cook are seriously cute" became the theme of strategy.

This combat strategy was exactly what the literal meaning described, but Chiwa simply could not cook.

"Masuzu, can you actually cook?"

"Me? I absolutely cannot."

"Just what are you trying to do" Masuzu's eyes told me as she stared me

"If you can't, it doesn't matter as long as you can pretend you can."

"...Again with this pattern...?"

"It'll be fine if Eita-kun just eagerly eats the bentos we make. Tomorrow at lunch, just eat in the classroom in front of everyone and emphatically praise our cooking. Although it may not be edible… you'll just have to endure it. It's about endurance."

Thunk! Chiwa patted her chest, and said:

"No problem, Ei-kun! I'll work hard so my food won't be life-threatening!"

"You guys never even intended to have me taste a delicious meal!"

I banged the table with great force.

"No, I absolutely will not eat it! It's nearly final exams, and I don't want to upset my stomach!"

"So, ah, what a shame."

Masuzu turned her head, "phuu~" and said with a sigh:

"Changing the topic, my computer's been acting strange recently. The hard disk often makes weird noises."

"Oh? Well then you should go get it fixed soon."

"The sounds it makes are really quite strange. It's a "THE SECRET OF THE NOTE, SECRET" "WILL BE EXPOSE, EXPOSE, EXPOSED -- ♪" kind of noise."

"Ah, well that mean it's broken beyond repair… —wahh— I think I've changed my mind, I want to eat, I mean I'm so looking forward to eat Masuzu-san and Chihuahua-chan's o-bentoooooooo!<ref>"o" is added prior to certain words to add more importance to them</ref>"

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The next day at lunch --

Originally, this was going to cruelly deprive the relaxing time Kaoru and I have together.

"Well, then today I'll go to eat in the student cafeteria."

"S-sorry Kaoru!"

Please don't leave...

Please don't leave me here by myself!

"Then, we don't you try some of my o-bento? Give it a try, Eita-kun."

"I'll go first! These types of things are supposed to be left to the ones that have the longest relationship, right?"

I sat sandwiched between the two of them. They were so close to me, that it was difficult to move my chopsticks.

"For a mere childhood friend, you are actually quite shameless. For cases such as this, doesn't the girlfriend get the highest priority?"

"Hmph. You barely started dating a few weeks ago. Do you really think that can win over our of nine years together?"

Really, it doesn't matter how you look at it, this seems to be the chapter of "Kido Eita has reached popularity".

As a matter of fact, since some time ago, the expression of all the classmates – especially that of the boys – were filled with incomparable jealously. That said, Yamamoto-kun, what is that straw doll supposed to be for? Maybe that “Give me a strand of your hair” that you once said was just for this sole purpose? <ref>Yamamoto is doing a voodoo curse on super popular Kidou Eita-kun</ref>

Wrong......

Certainly Wrooooooonng!

"Well then, rather why won't we have Eita-kun pick one?"

"All expectations on me?!"

The two of them opened the lids of their bentos at the same time.

Instantly, a horrible stench flowed all around me.

That's clearly not the color of something you put in your mouth.

This actually seems taken from a guro<ref>short for grotesque</ref> video, and was sufficient to trigger a mental breakdown. The thought of it caused my appetite to be blown away!

Yes, they actually exceeded my expectations.

"Uh, Chiwa......"

"What, Ei-kun?"

"What is this black charcoal-looking object? Is it coal?"

I am not some steam engine train.

"This is Chiwa-chan's meaty meatball specialty! It's made by wrapping up fried streaky pork! It looks good, doesn't it?"

Well, if only it weren't charred like this!

"Uh, Masuzu......"

"What is it, Eita-kun?"

"This – what is this pile of brown slime in the bento box? Is it edible?"

"Maybe?"

Masuzu gracefully tilted her head.

"To be honest I, I don't remember anything that happened during that time…"

"You lost your memory when you cooked?"

Besides, how could you make me to eat this stuff?

"But it'll be fine , I'm sure it'll be delicious."

"There is no foundations for that claim! Then, just eat some first!"

Thereupon, without speaking a word Masuzu immediately looked away.

.... T-this woman......

"Oh, hurry up and eat -- I'd like to hear your thoughts? Okay?"

Chiwa's eyes began to glow with excitement.

"This is the meal in which I poured my whole heart, please taste it thoroughly."

Masuzu smiled brilliantly.

I had already begun to regret the words I said to Masuzu the day before yesterday.

I actually said, 'I'd help you stop Chiwa from leaving.'

How long was this going to go?

When were you guys going to stop?!

I began to hear the boys of the class grumbling in resentment. "little shit..." "die, die right now!" "Why is that kind of guy popular? "Pan – Pang -Pang" ※ This was the sound of Yamamoto-kun banging nails on the straw doll. "It can't be that he is playing them both!?" "Even if it's Chihuahua, let me have her!" "Better yet, just change places with me!"

-- Sure, let's change.

That is, if you're willing to cook for Chiwa every night.

If you think you resist Masuzu's wicked tongue & Jojo's reference exchanges.

Whenever you want it, let's change.

"...Hey, Chiwa."

I looked far away:

"The so-called popularity... is it possible that it's not as great as you think......? "

"Ei-kun is suddenly acting like if he was so cool!"

"Ara, since he's my boyfriend, of course he's cool."

Mugyu! Masuzu hugged my left arm.

"No way! H-e- i-s -m-y- childhood friend!"

Chiwa refused to admit defeat and pulled my right arm.

"Why don't you give up?"

"Why don't you give up then?"

<big>ゴゴゴゴゴゴ.....</big> <ref>"gogogogo" [ ゴゴゴゴ ] is the sound effect of "tension rising" or "menacing atmosphere" , it's actually pretty commonly used in Jojo, to the point where it's almost characteristic</ref>

With this JoJoJoJo like background sound effect, the two of them glared at each other.

The male students, also filled with incredible hatred, started at me.

I don't want it...

This type of high school life, I don't want it!

I'm stuck in the carnage between my Girlfriend and Childhood Friend<ref>Ore no Kanoko to Osanajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru, he is using the title </ref>

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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 6

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===Chapter 6 - The Inside of a Skirt is Mayhem===

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This item of news instantly circulated around school.

They called it, "Chihuahua’s Dorarara~live performance event". <ref>"Live" it's spelled with "raibu" in katakana, thus is a play on words by adding Josuke's (from Jojo) kiai</ref>

The story of “Pitiful Chihuahua” made it to the front page of the newspaper.

The next day after school --

I was curious how the two them felt about yesterday’s failure, so I went to the clubroom— Chiwa and Masuzu were already kneeling inside by a tea set.

"Well, I guess we could say it was acceptable!"

Chiwa anxiously bit into some Japanese pancakes.

"Yes, from the perspective of "getting more attention," this could actually be considered a fairly good start, right?"

Masuzu leisurely sipped her tea.

…… Not good. Chiwa didn't gain any experience at all.

On the table, there was a thermos bottle, teapot, teacup, as well as refreshments such as Japanese pancakes—everything needed for traditional Japanese-style afternoon tea was readily available. It seemed like Masuzu brought all the appliances from the staff room.

I put my schoolbag on the table, and sat on one of the folding chairs.

"Anyway, Sakagami’s little brother will definitely remember Chiwa’s name, but no matter how you look at it, won’t she only be associated to a bad image?

"Whether she has a bad name or not, it makes no difference. If he can’t remember the name first, there’s no opportunity to start."

"Is that so?"

"The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference; all relationships of boyfriend and girlfriend start from some kind of emotional connection."

"Ah..."

Well, if it’s phrased that way, it’s certainly not wrong.

"Even so, Chiwa really was too rough and overdid it. She even took the guitar case and swung it around strenuously."

"Really? I thought it was nothing."

Chiwa said this while nibbling and chewing on her Japanese pancakes, her head tilted to the side.

"If you injured yourself again, like you did before, it would be really bitter... like if your back suddenly started to hurt, what would you do?"

"You really like worry too much; you’ll go bald!"

"...Even if I'm bald, I can just wear a wig; but if your back injury recurs, you won’t be able to walk!"

I unknowingly raised the volume of my voice.

Chiwa stopped eating her Japanese pancakes, and solemnly bowed her head:

"I'm sorry, I was kidding. I got too carried away."

"You… as long as you’ll remember, it’s fine."

"Thank you for worrying about me. I will be careful."

"It's not like I was worrying about you."

"......Hehehe."

I didn’t know why, but Chiwa seemed very happy.

Even after I got angry at her, she was still very happy... was this one a maso?

Earlier, I interrupted Masuzu for something, but she didn’t react. She just quietly sipped her tea.

"Hey…… Natsukawa, can I ask you one thing?"

"What is it, Harusaki-san?"

"Earlier you said, "all relationships of boyfriend and girlfriend start from some kind of emotional connection."

"Yes."

"So... What was the emotional connection with Ei-kun? Why did you start dating him?"

I could feel my heart pounding away.

This issue had to do particularly with my notebook, so I did not want to casually enter the topic.

--How categorically will cut this conversation, Masuzu?

Was what I thought, but Masuzu smiled calmly and said :

"Because my panties were seen<ref>She uses Pantsu ぱんつ, in case you are interested</ref>."

From the shock, half of the Japanese pancake Chiwa was eating fell into her teacup.

"Uh... What?! What was that?"

" Eita-kun~ my very own ~ panties ~ got a clear view of them."

"............Ei-kun?"

Chiwa stared at me with terrifying eyes.

"W-w-wait! Masuzu! Don’t lie! I didn’t see anything!"

"Thus, the criminal denies the charges.”

"Wait, this again?!"

I definitely did not see them.

I didn’t see!

It was because the wind blew up her skirt and she wasn’t wearing anything.

Even the other time, when Masuzu flipped her own skirt, she did not reveal that particular area.

"A Maiden's undergarments, once seen, can't take any other path than dedicating herself to that gentleman."

Masuzu actually dared to lie so nonchalantly…

In either case, you shouldn’t use that kind of language as an excuse!

"Ah, I see. Something like that happened……"

Even though Chiwa’s tone seemed to grow softer, her eyebrows continued to twitch.

This was a habit of hers when she attempted to repress her anger.

"I j-just said it wasn’t like that! The wind unexpectedly blew up her skirt! I didn’t see anything! Because there wasn’t any underwear to see!"

I desperately tried to defend myself.

I didn’t want Chiwa to think of me as a pervert.

"It’s true, she really wasn’t wearing anything! I’m sure of it! Because in the flashing moment when that gust of wind blew by, I happened to be looking at her skirt! I was locked on her skirt carefully with wide eyes, yet I didn’t see any cloth! If I could see her white glossy smooth thighs, I should have been able to see her panties! Though to be honest, it may have been possible that the wind blew the
skirt between her legs… or maybe her panties were tightly stuck in her body! But if… ugh, wuahhhh!"

Chiwa hit me.

She struck me hard with her fist.

I don’t think she had ever hit me like this since elementary school.

"Y-y-you… You big pervert!"

"N-no, Chiwa...... believe me!"

"Ei-kun actually turned into such pervert. As your childhood friend, I’m ashamed!"

Tears filled the brim of Chiwa’s eyes.

I had provoked my childhood friend into crying through my perverted behavior (though wrongly accused).

"Lis-listen to me... Chiwa... I--"

"I don’t want to! I do not want to hear it! Kneel now! Ei-kun, I want you to kneel there for the rest of the day!”

I obediently got down, with my back straight.

I took off my indoor shoes, and knelt on the floor directly.

“We won’t talk about Eita-kun’s perverted actions for now. "

Ignoring my plight on the cold and hard floor, Masuzu calmly continued to drink tea.

“Now that I think of it, maybe “letting him accidentally see them” might be a very effective strategy.”

"Ah?"

"As expected, gentlemen are actually, it's kinda regrettable, but they are always fixated in that particular aspect of women. It is a simple, yet highly effective strategy."

"Don’t joke! Why should I do such promiscuous things?"

"This is actually referred as "Panchira."

Masuzu spoke with incredible confidence;

"Panchira is not about "I'll show it you" but rather about "It got seen ♪", like something accidentally produced by the direction of the wind."

Masuzu was such a terrifying tactician.

A natural at Jien otsu!<ref>self performing</ref>

"What are you saying? If I actually perform this panchira towards Sakagami-sensi, he’ll fall, groveling at my feet<ref>again オトス from "shooting down a target" is used</ref>?"

"It doesn’t matter if they’re handsome or plain, or even a regular high school guy. Later in the night, he definitely won’t be able to fall asleep."

"I guess it’s effective...... but I feel like it’s missing something important."

"Oh, I didn’t expect you to be so sensitive about it, Harusaki-san."

"I didn’t expect you so bold. I heard that you were dignified oujou-sama, but it's nothing like that."

"Yes, because I am wearing a cat’s fur.<ref>meaning, she looks docile</ref>"

Meow ♪, Masuzu gave out a cat sound.

"In short, I refuse! It’s don't want to use this kind of strategy anyways."

"You don’t have confidence in your underwear? No wonder you haven’t been able to find a boyfriend."

"T-the underwear I’m wearing is obviously very cute!"

Well......

Although this is very sudden, I will describe all of our relative positions.

Masuzu and Chiwa were separated by the clubroom table, both in chairs that faced each other.

I'm on my kneels, short distance away from the table, overlooking the conversation between the two girls from the side.

Because I was ordered to sit on the floor, I could see… both of their legs from under the table.

Chiwa’s and Masuzu’s skirt was about twenty centimeters above the knee, since school rules did not allow anything shorter. At this length, the thighs would not be exposed while sitting, not to mention the area “above.”

Nevertheless...

Yes, ah… nevertheless……

"Wuuuuuuuuooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"W-what are you doing, Ei-kun?! What’s wrong?"

Shocked, Chiwa had turned to look at me.

"N-n-n-no-nothing, nothing! There’s nothing wrong!"

"If it’s nothing, than be quiet!"

Just, just now...

Only for a split-second, Masuzu lifted her own skirt…

Under the table, I could see a slimmer of brilliant, dazzling white thighs.

I was absolutely sure that it was proof. Masuzu was teasing me, and she definitely let me see it intentionally. She is even sticking her tongue out.

Chiwa did not notice this extraordinary situation and continued to talk with Masuzu :

"Well, aren’t there any better combat strategies?"

"Ehh...... That would be troubling. After all without using a woman’s most powerful weapons?"

Masuzu leaned her right hand on her cheek, and gave off the appearance of being contemplative.

Her left hand grabbed her skirt.

"Woouahauuaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Didn't I tell you to keep quiet!?"

Chiwa forcibly pounded on the table.

"It's about time you give it a rest, Ei-kun- Would you rather go kneel in the hallway?"

“S-S- Sorry! I-I’ll listen!"

She did it again...

This time, Masuzu clutched the edge of her skirt, and wavered back and forth as if to seduce me with her dangling clothes.

Her plump and full thighs were faintly discernible on the chair.

I unconsciously leaned forward.

That was too shameful!

"Rather, wouldn't you just let me see that the notebook?”

"No, I can’t let you see "His" final remaining wishes."

"Tche, you cheapskate!"

"......!"

The third time, I managed to hold back the sound of my surprised cry, and restrained myself.

By now, she was in quite a risky position.

It was rather dim underneath the table, so it was difficult to see clearly. But you could just barely make out perfectly clear white thighs, exposed nearly all the way.

How strange.

Actually, it was too strange...

Generally speaking, at that length revealed, at least, one should be able to see the underwear “inside”, right?

But since I can’t see it, does that mean she …

I looked up, and realized Masuzu was also looking at me.

This was the so-called “talking with your eyes.” It seemed Masazu’s ice-cold eyes said to me :

——How is it? Did you see it?

I started back at Masuzu, and replied likewise with wide eyes :

——I didn’t see it!

——Oh, not enough?

——That's not what I'm talking about!

——Then I’ll lift it higher then.

——Idiot! That would be too bad!

——But you said you couldn’t see, right?

——Even if I couldn’t see it, if you kept going, I’d see something totally different!

"Ei-kun, what are you doing?"

At the sound of Chiwa’s voice, I sprang up.

Wuahh! I even cried out.

This was such a disgrace.....

"What have you two been doing? You’ve been staring at each other for a while."

"N-n-no-nothing!"

"Right, we haven’t been doing anything."

Masuzu calmly smiled :

"Mutual lovers will stare at each other; it’s only natural."

"I don’t think so? Ei-kun seems shocked with tears in his eyes."

"It must be because he’s not accustomed to kneeling, so he got a cramp."

"......Ah, right."

Although she nodded, Chiwa looked as if she didn’t believe this explanation.

However Chiwa is Chiwa, she probably hasn't begun to perceive that we weren’t a normal loving couple.

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After a few minutes :

When Chiwa went to the bathroom, I took advantage of the opportunity and violently asked Masuzu:

"W-wh-what was that scene?"

Masuzu put out her checks and in an unusual pouting expression said

"Because, Eita-kun is still accusing me of "not wearing any".

It was rare to see her childish expression.

I found myself lost gazing her.

"Even so, how could you do that right in front of Chiwa!?"

"But were very happy, not?"

"I…. wasn’t happy! Chiwa would kill me for it! The anger from before was the real thing!"

"Even if its our grade’s top ranking student. He still gets tamed by his childhood friend"

Masuzu smiled and said.

“Harusaki-san just mentioned something earlier -- can I ask about it?"

"What is it?"

"Why are you and Harusaki-san so close to each other?"

"Because she is my childhood friend."

"That’s not the real 'answer', right?"

Masuzu smiled wryly.

"There are many out there who "have been friends and lived together since little", is Harusaki-san the only one you’re still together with?"

"Even if you say something like that......"

Honestly, I can only say it happened naturally.

Or was it because I lived very close to her house?

It doesn't matter how much I think about it, an 'answer' seems out of reach.

"It was just like it was said before"

Masuzu momentarily interrupted me:

"I was a little worried that Harusaki-san will not come to the clubroom, because of the thing that happened yesterday, right? Maybe she would even start talking about the requirements for withdrawing from a club. I even thought about how to persuade her to stay -- but when I came to the clubroom, I saw Harusaki-san already drinking tea seriously. Already looking forward."

"So it was like that, after all......"

The fact that Masuzu thought like that was not at all surprising.

Despite thinking back of yesterday’s chiri, Dora, and sankyu… Chiwa still acted as though nothing had happened, although she was presumably very frustrated last night. If it were me, I have would been depressed for an entire week. <ref>references to the previous chapter, "chiri" from Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Dora" from Jojo and sankyu from the engrish</ref>

But--

"Chiwa would never give up."

I conclusively said.

"Why?"

"She has never given up anything related to club activities. As long as her goal hadn’t been reached, she would never quit."

I simply explained to Masuzu why Chiwa had to quite the Kendo Club.

One year, near summertime; she suffered accident and was forced to abandon her goal.

Even so, her cheerful nature did not change, and she still throws herself passionately after new goals.

"So this was the story, ah..."

Masuzu sighed, nodded, and said:

"I understand the 'answer'."

"Huh?"

"Eita-kun and Harusaki-san can carry on, now that you have a reason."

"Eh?"

No one would said anything like that.

At this point--

Masuzu gently wrapped her arms around my back.

Her soft body rubbed against me without a hint of shyness.

Her breasts under her uniform squeezed in, the ribbon lost shape from the pressure, and my breath instantly stopped.

"But, do not forget."

Masuzu’s small red mouth opened and closed.

"Don’t forget, Eita-kun, right now you're my 'boyfriend'."

I swallowed.

"B-B-but i-i-isn't that a 'fake'?"

"Fake it is, however it is still 'mine', do not misunderstand that. That's why--"

"Don’t be so kind to other girls right in front of me."

I realized I was sweating on my back.

It was still a long way before summer.

"................... You, just how much of that was for real?"

"How much?"

She pulled her body away from me, and smiled :

"Absolutely Everything. A·b·s·o·l·u·t·e·l·y · E·v·e·r·y·t·h·i·n·g was fake."

This is...

This… Just what type of woman is she--

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Natsukawa Masuzu.

High School freshman, Eita’s girlfriend(?)

Sharp tongue, a kikokujisho <ref>returnee from abroad</ref>.

Favorite quote: "I won't stop hitting you until you cry" <ref>君が泣くまで殴るのをやめない , A quote from Jonathan in part 1, when he fights Dio with in order to restore Erina's honor (chapter 4)</ref>

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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 3

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===Chapter 3 - Girlfriend V.S. Childhood friend = Mayhem===

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The news of Matsuzu Natsukawa spread without much assistance throughout the entire school by the next day. Such fearful propagation power, or should I say infectivity. Whoever hooked up with whoever, whoever got dumped by whoever, these sorts of stories can be heard ten miles away as soon as it happens. Not because Natsukawa has been spreading the good word everywhere, but because the passion of romance believers by far go beyond of Catholics of the medieval ages.

Speaking of which, perhaps Natsukawa did have a hand in this. After all, if rumors cannot spread effectively, she wouldn't have the need to start a pseudo-confession to protect her "barrier" to begin with.

Every recess or break we have, people from other classes rush over to observe me. "So it's that guy?" "Seems very normal" "You really can't figure out the tastes of ojou-samas." Just these unscrupulous comments, I already begin to understand Natsukawa's feelings. This is certainly very hard to bear with.

Yamamoto of the soccer club requested to shake my hand for the second time in this month.
"If you don't give Natsukawa happiness I will never forgive you yo☆!"

Oh, Yamamoto-kun. You are too dazzling.

If I could, I'd love to offer you with the right of Natsukawa's happiness. I really do.

-- Speaking of which, hurry up and assist me! I beg of you!

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That day, at the end of school.

"Humans should know when to give up, Eita-kun"
said the Masuzu beside me with an ojou-sama's attutide.
"Just like our classmate Yamada said, let's work together for my happiness"

"Only your happiness!!!!"

Oh and also, it's not Yamada, but Yamamoto. Regardless this has nothing to do with the topic.

We choose not to take the main roads but a longer route with less people. Although slightly longer, we have little choice. It's relatively better than to walk home under jealous surveys and irritating whispers.

Masuzu clapped her hands together.
"Speaking of which, Eita-kun."

"What?"

"From now on, since we'll be spending a rather long period of time together after school every day, don't you think we should better spend this period of time?"

".....Sure, that'll be more constructive."

The journey Masuzu and I take is from the school all the way to the convenience store on Third Street. The distance is about 1.5 kilometers, around 20 minutes of walking distance.

"Arguing each day for these 20 minutes isn't exactly a good use of time. We should try and make it more meaningful, certainly by working together."

"And, what suggestions do you have?"

"Well that's of course.... buying something to eat, going somewhere to play for a while"

"That seems rather interesting. But spending each day like this would seem a bit......
More importantly, I do not want to reduce the time I spend studying, in addition to the burden of washing clothes and making dinner. Therefore I should waste as little time and money as possible."

"Then I guess we should just stick to chatting."

"Like the sweet lovey-dovey talks between boyfriends and girlfriends eh?"

"......lovey-dovey talks eh"

"......lovey-dovey talks"

Goosebumps appeared on both Masuzu's arms and mine.

"No way."

"Impossible."
I spat on to the ground.

Masuzu straightened her hair.

"Thinking carefully, there's no need to stick with those kind of lover's talk"

"True, after all it's just all play act"

"As long as it's something we can talk about. Such as say the TV shows we've seen yesterday, that's a common topic."

"Understood. Let's begin from there then."

Masuzu cleared her throat.
"Eita-kun. Did you watch yesterday's 'Magure Punishment Extreme'?<ref>Original name or Magure Keiji Dontsuu ha or [ まぐれ刑事鈍痛派 ]</ref>"

Ho. This person sure knows how to make a good discussion topic. Maguke <ref>[ まぐれ刑事鈍痛派 ] Gets shortened to まぐ刑 or Maguke</ref> is my favorite TV show.

"Of course. Oh, that last scene was the most memorable! You know, the scene where his partner gets shot by the fugitive, then out of nowhere he pulls out a cigarette, then saying 'bastard, didn't you know I was quitting'. That line was incredible! It really makes you look forward to the next episode! The kind of feel where he has gone through all sorts of pain in life. There are too little dramas like such nowadays! This is godlike! The best show ever!"

Masuzu lowered her head uncomfortably.
"That.... I never planned to make such a deep conversation"

"....oh, is that so"

"Besides, I was never interested in that show"

"Then why the heck did you ask me?!"

This bitch.....

You made me waste my passionate emotions.

"What I originally planned was to make a point that topics with Eita-kun seems rather lacking, and attempted to begin with a popular TV show"

"Well looks like topics between us is very lacking indeed, I'm sorry!"

"An inadequate life can be aided with food and money, but what can an inadequate topic be aided with?"

No matter what I can never leave "topic poverty" in her eyes.

Unhappily, I said
"What about common hobbies or things we like?"

"And what would Eita-kun's hobbies be?"

"Hmm? Hmm...."

Suddenly asked directly, it does seem hard to answer.

My hobbies.... what would they be. I guess it all ends in cooking?

"When listing please exclude peeking up skirts at staircases and stealing panties, these two--"

"Did I ever have these two hobbies?!"

Masuzu took two step backwards with a shocked expression
"D-don't tell me it is not a hobby but a way of living already?!"

"Like I said, there's no such thing!"

"I'm really sorry. Looks like I injured Eita-kun's most pure impressions towards panties. How about as an apology I let you see my...."
Masuzu bit her lips as if regretful, then began pulling up her skirt.

"Waaah--! Waaah--! Ahhh----!"

"Please don't yell loudly. I'm also clarifying your previous suspicions of 'not wearing any'."

A group of elementary school kids and chatting housewives gave me cold stares.

......Why look at me!?

You crazy people, why am I the conspirator here?!

"Today's underwear is rather bold. Not only does it have flowery sides, at the very ends of it it is actually transparent..... if I were to know I would be harassed like this, I should have worn underpants more suitable for a high school student"

"Stop talking as if I'm the bad guy!!!!"

"For your information, it's black"

"Black she said!!!!!"

Her skirt was slowly being lifted up, revealing her long slender legs.

I couldn't help but form white foam in my mouth.

Her white dazzling legs.

It's of one's who hasn't gone out much.

Smooth and sturdy, there's something that slightly triggers you, letting people unconsciously look forward to what comes next. Ahead of here, lies black--

Masuzu let go of her skirt making it flop.

All that could be seen was the clean linings, the skirt then gently falling downwards, once again covering her legs.

Masuzu stuck out her tongue.
"Even if you're my 'boyfriend', it's only been two days since we've started dating. Something like this wasn't stipulated within our arrangements."

"I don't know about that...... shameless...."
I knelt down on the pavement, helpless and weak.

I was fooled with......

The pure emotions of a high school student was toyed with.....

"Get up, Eita-kun. Our happy times together have just begun."

Certainly, we have not even reached halfway of our journey.

And yet already it is a horrible nightmare.

"Stand up like a man, and let's head forth to our bright enjoyable conversation!"

".....maybe"
I wiped my tears off.

Well, they say the more you feel like this, the more you should have an optimistic view towards a revolution.

"Then let us start another topic~"
Masuzu cleared her throat,
"Eita-kun, did you watch 'Punishment Extreme' yesterday?"

"Yeah. I did."

"What do you think about it?"

"Hmrph-- rather interesting I guess?"

"You watched that kind of amazing show and yet that's all the comments you can give? What a borish man."

"You- you, are you messing with meeeeee--!!!!!"

"Arg, such a headache. No matter what we talk about we'll never be able to have a good conversation"

"And you are actually the cause--!!!"

At this moment.

"Ho-holding hands and such, indecent! Too indecent!"
Chiwa pointed towards us, her face completely red.

Her backpack was rising and falling in sync to her deep breaths, I assume she just ran full speed from school to here.

But holding hands? No we aren't.

Just as I was thinking like this, before I knew it Masuzu was hugging my left arm tightly. What on earth is she thinking.

"Ei-kun, th-this, what is, is is all this?!"

This person seems to be after us because of the rumors of me and Masuzu.

Chiwa hates it when I hide things from her. Even if it's a good thing she'd then angrily say "How unexpected". If it's a bad thing then she'll angrily say "Why didn't you talk to me".

I wonder if this falls into the good category of the bad category.

I guess overall it's good?

Making a girlfriend is something that deserves to be congratulated?

But wait, her reaction is --

"Getting popular before I do, Ei-kun is acting to arrogant here--!!"

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Uh.

Why am I always the punching bag.

"Ohh Eita-kun, who is this little kid right here?"
Masuzu acted as if only noticing the presence of Chiwa a moment ago, asking with her head slightly tilted.

"I-I'm not little! It's just that you're too big!"

"Ok ok ok. Which elementary school are you from again?"

"I'm not an elementary school student!!! Moreover I'm wearing the same uniform as you are!"

"Oh I see. Are you a fan of Eita-kun?"

"Who'd be a fan of him!"

"Then are you a member of the anti-Eita society?"

"Is there only two extremes in your head?!"

"Then who are you exactly?"

Chiwa for some reason announced confidently
"I. Am. Ei-kun's. Child. Hood. Friend. Harusaki Chiwa!"

"Just because you are a childhood friend you believe you are entitled to do such kind of violent actions?"
Masuzu winced her eyes, as if trying to pierce through Chiwa just by looking.
"Entering the space of a romantic date between a couple after school, don't you think that it is deserved to be kicked by a horse to death?"

Oh Masuzu-san, is this a called a date now? A fun date where I was scolded all the way as "panty thief" or "borish man" and whatever....?

"....Ei-kun! Why didn't you tell me about making a girlfriend!"

Seeing the difficulty in her opponent she turned her anger towards me.

"That.....I'm sorry"
I naturally apologized.

Masuzu suddenly joined in
"Oh my, being together with Eita-kun requires the permission of Harusaki-san?"

"Damn right! I've spent so much time with Ei-kun, we grew up like brother and sisters! Some random girl who's just gotten to know Ei-kun for two months, who do you think know more about him!?"

"Then what does Harusaki-san know about Ei-kun?"

"I know everything about Ei-kun! Just like how in grade 3 he put milk in the school lockers intentionally letting it go bad, like how he called our class teacher Yoshioka 'mama', and also in that marathon after stepping on some poop he was called the 'poopy bulldozer', absolutely everything about him!"

"My my, now I know more about such fascinating events"
Masuzu listened carefully with her eyes shining, even doing notes to Chiwa's blabbering.

I just............... have a sudden urge to kill myself.

"Therefore, you must first go through me if you want to date Ei-kun!"

Masuzu held two corners of her skirt and did a little bow, saying elegantly
"I apologize for not greeting first beforehand. I, Natsukawa Masuzu is now dating Kidou Eita-sama. If you would be so kind as to bless us both, we are under your care."

"....."

"Eita-kun, let's continue our date shall we?"

Natsukawa grabbed my left arm and was just about to leave, when suddenly Chiwa grabbed my right arm.

Chiwa pouted as if a kid losing her toy, and glared at Masuzu with hatred.

"Is there something else you want?"

"I don't want it"

"Hmm?"

"Ab--solutely not! I do not want Ei-kun to be with someone like you!"

My right arm was being tugged over, with a seemingly high chance of being ripped off.

"Owowowow! Chiwa, let go!"

"Then I shall accept your challenge. I dare you to come put out the blazing love between us."

"Like I said- oww!"

This is such a tragedy.

Neither Chiwa nor Masuzu gave way. The two of them pulled my from both sides, just like a tug-of-war.

"Look, Eita-kun is already crying out in pain. As a caring childhood friend, why don't you let go of him?"

"No, you should be concerned about your boyfriend and let go of him!"

Eventually, Masuzu could not defeat the Kendo trained arms of Chiwa. Masuzu lost balance and pushed me over. Like so, I tripped over some obstacle on the pavement.

"Ahhhhh--!"

I went head first into a pile of garbage, while Chiwa and Masuzu who had let go beforehand were completely safe and sound.

That's too cunning. Tears and pains are always from the men.

"Huh--! So what if you're in love! I'll find my own handsome boyfriend! Definitely become popular!!!"

Like a kid who had just lost a game and could only make verbal threats, Chiwa disappeared after saying this sentence.

Masuzu beamed her angel like smile, watching me piled in garbage from above.

"Hohoho, Eita-kun is quite popular"

I don't want to care about any of you!

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That night Chiwa didn't come for dinner. So much for making her favorite hamburgers.

I sent her a text and quickly received a reply with only one word.

"Traitor"

Traitor hurray.....

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Kidou Eita

First year High school student. Real dull. Personality of a tsukkomi.

Most favorite motto is "when there's a will, there's a way".

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