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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 11

2013-04-13T06:41:43Z

200.86.153.152:

== Chapter 11: It's the Epilogue yet it's Merciless Mayhem ==

[[File:Oreshura_v01_271.png|thumb]]

All in all, in either case --

The next day, Masuzu came to school like nothing had happened.

After school, Chiwa also came to the clubroom like nothing had happened.

And just as it did in the past, the “Society for Bringing Out Your Maiden Self” recommenced club activities.

"Well, in short, Sakagami-senpai and I weren't fit for each other."

Chiwa chewed on mince cutlet bread while she readily summarized the romance with the cool guy<ref>originally Ikemen is used, the meaning is kinda the same</ref>.

"But I won't give up! Because I want to become popular to the point that even Ei-kun will cry enough to fill an ocean."

Yeah right, Chiwa. When the time comes, I will cry tears of joy.

"That's the spirit, Our high school life has barely just begun, Our true battle will start from now on."

Masuzu, since we just re-started the club activities, please don't immediately raise another bad flag!

Thus, even though it was almost time for final exams, our Jien-Otsu club decided to try some new combat tactics.

"Girls who can cook are seriously cute" became the theme of strategy.

This combat strategy was exactly what the literal meaning described, but Chiwa simply could not cook.

"Masuzu, can you actually cook?"

"Me? I absolutely cannot."

"Just what are you trying to do" Masuzu's eyes told me as she stared me

"If you can't, it doesn't matter as long as you can pretend you can."

"...Again with this pattern...?"

"It'll be fine if Eita-kun just eagerly eats the bentos we make. Tomorrow at lunch, just eat in the classroom in front of everyone and emphatically praise our cooking. Although it may not be edible… you'll just have to endure it. It's about endurance."

Thunk! Chiwa patted her chest, and said:

"No problem, Ei-kun! I'll work hard so my food won't be life-threatening!"

"You guys never even intended to have me taste a delicious meal!"

I banged the table with great force.

"No, I absolutely will not eat it! It's nearly final exams, and I don't want to upset my stomach!"

"So, ah, what a shame."

Masuzu turned her head, "phuu~" and said with a sigh:

"Changing the topic, my computer's been acting strange recently. The hard disk often makes weird noises."

"Oh? Well then you should go get it fixed soon."

"The sounds it makes are really quite strange. It's a "THE SECRET OF THE NOTE, SECRET" "WILL BE EXPOSE, EXPOSE, EXPOSED -- ♪" kind of noise."

"Ah, well that mean it's broken beyond repair… —wahh— I think I've changed my mind, I want to eat, I mean I'm so looking forward to eat Masuzu-san and Chihuahua-chan's o-bentoooooooo!<ref>"o" is added prior to certain words to add more importance to them</ref>"

<center>♦</center>

The next day at lunch --

Originally, this was going to cruelly deprive the relaxing time Kaoru and I have together.

"Well, then today I'll go to eat in the student cafeteria."

"S-sorry Kaoru!"

Please don't leave...

Please don't leave me here by myself!

"Then, we don't you try some of my o-bento? Give it a try, Eita-kun."

"I'll go first! These types of things are supposed to be left to the ones that have the longest relationship, right?"

I sat sandwiched between the two of them. They were so close to me, that it was difficult to move my chopsticks.

"For a mere childhood friend, you are actually quite shameless. For cases such as this, doesn't the girlfriend get the highest priority?"

"Hmph. You barely started dating a few weeks ago. Do you really think that can win over our of nine years together?"

Really, it doesn't matter how you look at it, this seems to be the chapter of "Kido Eita has reached popularity".

As a matter of fact, since some time ago, the expression of all the classmates – especially that of the boys – were filled with incomparable jealously. That said, Yamamoto-kun, what is that straw doll supposed to be for? Maybe that “Give me a strand of your hair” like that you once said was just for this reason alone? <ref>Yamamoto is doing a voodoo curse on super popular Kidou Eita-kun</ref>

Wrong......

Certainly Wrooooooonng!

"Well then, rather why won't we have Eita-kun pick one?"

"All expectations on me?!"

The two of them opened the lids of their bentos at the same time.

Instantly, a horrible stench flowed all around me.

That's clearly not the color of something you put in your mouth.

This actually seems take from a guro<ref>short for grotesque</ref> video, and was sufficient to trigger a mental breakdown. The thought of it caused my appetite to be blown away!

Yes, they exceeded my expectations.

"Uh, Chiwa......"

"What, Ei-kun?"

"What is this black charcoal-looking object? Is it coal?"

I am not some steam engine train.

"This is Chiwa-chan's meaty meatball specialty! It's made by wrapping up fried streaky pork! It looks good, doesn't it?"

Well, if only it weren't charred like this!

"Uh, Masuzu......"

"What is it, Eita-kun?"

"This – what is this pile of brown slime in the bento box? Is it edible?"

"Maybe?"

Masuzu gracefully tilted her head.

"To be honest I, I don't remember anything that happened during that time…"

"You lost your memory when you cooked?"

Besides, how could you make me to eat this stuff?

"But it'll be fine , I'm sure it'll be delicious."

"There is no foundations for that claim! Then, just eat some first!"

Thereupon, without speaking a word Masuzu immediately looked away.

.... T-this woman......

"Oh, hurry up and eat -- I'd like to hear your thoughts? Okay?"

Chiwa's eyes began to glow with excitement.

"In this meal on which I poured my heart, please taste it thoroughly."

Masuzu smiled brilliantly.

I had already begun to regret the words I said to Masuzu the day before yesterday.

I actually said, 'I'd help you stop Chiwa from leaving.'

How long was this going to go?

When were you guys going to stop?!

I began to hear the boys of the class grumbling in resentment. "little shit..." "die, die right now!" "Why is that kind of guy popular? "Pan – Pang -Pang" ※ This was the sound of Yamamoto-kun banging nails on the straw doll. "It can't be that he is playing them both!?" "Even if it's Chihuahua, let me have her!" "Better yet, just change places with me!"

-- Sure, let's change.

That is, if you're willing to cook for Chiwa every night.

If you think you resist Masuzu's wicked tongue & Jojo's references exchange.

Whenever you want it, let's change.

"...Hey, Chiwa."

I looked far away:

"The so-called popularity... is it possible that it's not as great as you think......? "

"Ei-kun is suddenly acting like if he was so cool!"

"Ara, since he's my boyfriend, of course he's cool."

Mugyu! Masuzu hugged my left arm.

"No way! H-e- i-s -m-y- childhood friend!"

Chiwa refused to admit defeat and pulled my right arm.

"Why don't you give up?"

"Why don't you give up then?"

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ..... <ref>"gogogogo" [ ゴゴゴゴ ] is the sound effect of "tension rising" or "menacing atmosphere" , it's actually pretty commonly used in Jojo, to the point where it's almost characteristic</ref>

With these JoJoJoJo like background sound effects, the two of them glared at each other.

The male students, also filled with incredible hatred, started at me.

I don't want it...

This type of high school life, I don't want it!

I'm stuck in the carnage between my Girlfriend and Childhood Friend<ref>Ore no Kanoko to Osanajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru, he is using the title </ref>

[[File:Oreshura_v01_279.png|thumb]]

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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 11

2013-04-13T06:39:18Z

200.86.153.152:

== Chapter 11: It's the Epilogue yet it's Merciless Mayhem ==

[[File:Oreshura_v01_271.png|thumb]]

All in all, in either case --

The next day, Masuzu came to school like nothing had happened.

After school, Chiwa also came to the clubroom like nothing had happened.

And just as it did in the past, the “Society for Bringing Out Your Maiden Self” recommenced club activities.

"Well, in short, Sakagami-senpai and I weren't fit for each other."

Chiwa chewed on mince cutlet bread while she readily summarized the romance with the cool guy<ref>originally Ikemen is used, the meaning is kinda the same</ref>.

"But I won't give up! Because I want to become popular to the point that even Ei-kun will cry enough to fill an ocean."

Yeah right, Chiwa. When the time comes, I will cry tears of joy.

"That's the spirit, Our high school life has barely just begun, Our true battle will start from now on."

Masuzu, since we just re-started the club activities, please don't immediately raise another bad flag!

Thus, even though it was almost time for final exams, our Jien-Otsu club decided to try some new combat tactics.

"Girls who can cook are seriously cute" became the theme of strategy.

This combat strategy was exactly what the literal meaning described, but Chiwa simply could not cook.

"Masuzu, can you actually cook?"

"Me? I absolutely cannot."

"Just what are you trying to do" Masuzu's eyes told me as she stared me

"If you can't, it doesn't matter as long as you can pretend you can."

"...Again with this pattern...?"

"It'll be fine if Eita-kun just eagerly eats the bentos we make. Tomorrow at lunch, just eat in the classroom in front of everyone and emphatically praise our cooking. Although it may not be edible… you'll just have to endure it. It's about endurance."

Thunk! Chiwa patted her chest, and said:

"No problem, Ei-kun! I'll work hard so my food won't be life-threatening!"

"You guys never even intended to have me taste a delicious meal!"

I banged the table with great force.

"No, I absolutely will not eat it! It's nearly final exams, and I don't want to upset my stomach!"

"So, ah, what a shame."

Masuzu turned her head, "phuu~" and said with a sigh:

"Changing the topic, my computer's been acting strange recently. The hard disk often makes weird noises."

"Oh? Well then you should go get it fixed soon."

"The sounds it makes are really quite strange. It's a "THE SECRET OF THE NOTE, SECRET" "WILL BE EXPOSE, EXPOSE, EXPOSED -- ♪" kind of noise."

"Ah, well that mean it's broken beyond repair… —wahh— I think I've changed my mind, I want to eat, I mean I'm so looking forward to eat Masuzu-san and Chihuahua-chan's o-bentoooooooo!<ref>"o" is added prior to certain words to add more importance to them</ref>"

<center>♦</center>

The next day at lunch --

Originally, this was going to cruelly deprive the relaxing time Kaoru and I have together.

"Well, then today I'll go to eat in the student cafeteria."

"S-sorry Kaoru!"

Please don't leave...

Please don't leave me here by myself!

"Then, we don't you try some of my o-bento? Give it a try, Eita-kun."

"I'll go first! These types of things are supposed to be left to the ones that have the longest relationship, right?"

I sat sandwiched between the two of them. They were so close to me, that it was difficult to move my chopsticks.

"For a mere childhood friend, you are actually quite shameless. For cases such as this, doesn't the girlfriend get the highest priority?"

"Hmph. You barely started dating a few weeks ago. Do you really think that can win over our of nine years together?"

Really, it doesn't matter how you look at it, this seems to be the chapter of "Kido Eita has reached popularity".

As a matter of fact, since some time ago, the expression of all the classmates – especially that of the boys – were filled with incomparable jealously. That said, Yamamoto-kun, what is that straw doll supposed to be for? Maybe that “Give me a strand of your hair” like that you once said was just for this reason alone? <ref>Yamamoto is doing a voodoo curse on super popular Kidou Eita-kun</ref>

Wrong......

Certainly Wrooooooonng!

"Well then, rather why won't we have Eita-kun pick one?"

"All expectations on me?!"

The two of them opened the lids of their bentos at the same time.

Instantly, a horrible stench flowed all around me.

That's clearly not the color of something you put in your mouth.

This actually seems take from a guro<ref>short for grotesque</ref> video, and was sufficient to trigger a mental breakdown. The thought of it caused my appetite to be blown away!

Yes, they exceeded my expectations.

"Uh, Chiwa......"

"What, Ei-kun?"

"What is this black charcoal-looking object? Is it coal?"

I am not some steam engine train.

"This is Chiwa-chan's meaty meatball specialty! It's made by wrapping up fried streaky pork! It looks good, doesn't it?"

Well, if only it weren't charred like this!

"Uh, Masuzu......"

"What is it, Eita-kun?"

"This – what is this pile of brown slime in the bento box? Is it edible?"

"Maybe?"

Masuzu gracefully tilted her head.

"To be honest I, I don't remember anything that happened during that time…"

"You lost your memory when you cooked?"

Besides, how could you make me to eat this stuff?

"But it'll be fine , I'm sure it'll be delicious."

"There is no foundations for that claim! Then, just eat some first!"

Thereupon, without speaking a word Masuzu immediately looked away.

.... T-this woman......

"Oh, hurry up and eat -- I'd like to hear your thoughts? Okay?"

Chiwa's eyes began to glow with excitement.

"In this meal on which I poured my heart, please taste it thoroughly."

Masuzu smiled brilliantly.

I had already begun to regret the words I said to Masuzu the day before yesterday.

I actually said, 'I'd help you stop Chiwa from leaving.'

How long was this going to go?

When were you guys going to stop?!

I began to hear the boys of the class grumbling in resentment. "little shit..." "die, die right now!" "Why is that kind of guy popular? "(Pan – Pang -Pang) ※ This was the sound of Yamamoto-kun banging nails on the straw doll. "It can't be that he is playing them both!?" "Even if it's Chihuahua, let me have her!" "Better yet, just change places with me!"

-- Sure, let's change.

That is, if you're willing to cook for Chiwa every night.

If you think you resist Masuzu's wicked tongue & Jojo's references exchange.

Whenever you want it, let's change.

"...I said Chiwa."

I looked far away:

"The so-called popularity... is it possible that it's not as great as you think......? "

"Ei-kun is suddenly acting like if he was so cool!"

"Ara, since he's my boyfriend, of course he's cool."

Mugyu! Masuzu hugged my left arm.

"No way! H-e- i-s -m-y- childhood friend!"

Chiwa refused to admit defeat and pulled my right arm.

"Why don't you give up?"

"Why don't you give up then?"

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ..... <ref>"gogogogo" [ ゴゴゴゴ ] is the sound effect of "tension rising" or "menacing atmosphere" , it's actually pretty commonly used in Jojo, to the point where it's almost characteristic</ref>

With these JoJoJoJo like background sound effects, the two of them glared at each other.

The male students, also filled with incredible hatred, started at me.

I don't want it...

This type of high school life, I don't want it!

I'm stuck in the carnage between my Girlfriend and Childhood Friend<ref>Ore no Kanoko to Osanajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru, he is using the title </ref>

[[File:Oreshura_v01_279.png|thumb]]

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<references/>

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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 11

2013-04-13T06:37:45Z

200.86.153.152:

== Chapter 11: It's the Epilogue yet it's Merciless Mayhem ==

[[File:Oreshura_v01_271.png|thumb]]

All in all, in either case --

The next day, Masuzu came to school like nothing had happened.

After school, Chiwa also came to the clubroom like nothing had happened.

And just as it did in the past, the “Society for Bringing Out Your Maiden Self” recommenced club activities.

"Well, in short, Sakagami-senpai and I weren't fit for each other."

Chiwa chewed on mince cutlet bread while she readily summarized the romance with the cool guy<ref>originally Ikemen is used, the meaning is kinda the same</ref>.

"But I won't give up! Because I want to become popular to the point that even Ei-kun will cry enough to fill an ocean."

Yeah right, Chiwa. When the time comes, I will cry tears of joy.

"That's the spirit, Our high school life has barely just begun, Our true battle will start from now on."

Masuzu, since we just re-started the club activities, please don't immediately raise another bad flag!

Thus, even though it was almost time for final exams, our Jien-Otsu club decided to try some new combat tactics.

"Girls who can cook are seriously cute" became the theme of strategy.

This combat strategy was exactly what the literal meaning described, but Chiwa simply could not cook.

"Masuzu, can you actually cook?"

"Me? I absolutely cannot."

"Just what are you trying to do" Masuzu's eyes told me as she stared me

"If you can't, it doesn't matter as long as you can pretend you can."

"...Again with this pattern...?"

"It'll be fine if Eita-kun just eagerly eats the bentos we make. Tomorrow at lunch, just eat in the classroom in front of everyone and emphatically praise our cooking. Although it may not be edible… you'll just have to endure it. It's about endurance."

Thunk! Chiwa patted her chest, and said:

"No problem, Ei-kun! I'll work hard so my food won't be life-threatening!"

"You guys never even intended to have me taste a delicious meal!"

I banged the table with great force.

"No, I absolutely will not eat it! It's nearly final exams, and I don't want to upset my stomach!"

"So, ah, what a shame."

Masuzu turned her head, "phuu~" and said with a sigh:

"Changing the topic, my computer's been acting strange recently. The hard disk often makes weird noises."

"Oh? Well then you should go get it fixed soon."

"The sounds it makes are really quite strange. It's a "THE SECRET OF THE NOTE, SECRET" "WILL BE EXPOSE, EXPOSE, EXPOSED -- ♪" kind of noise."

"Ah, well that mean it's broken beyond repair… —wahh— I think I've changed my mind, I want to eat, I mean I'm so looking forward to eat Masuzu-san and Chihuahua-chan's o-bentoooooooo!<ref>"o" is added prior to certain words to add more importance to them</ref>"

<center>♦</center>

The next day at lunch --

Originally, this was going to cruelly deprive the relaxing time Kaoru and I have together.

"Well, then today I'll go to eat in the student cafeteria."

"S-sorry Kaoru!"

Please don't leave...

Please don't leave me here by myself!

"Then, we don't you try some of my o-bento? Give it a try, Eita-kun."

"I'll go first! These types of things are supposed to be left to the ones that have the longest relationship, right?"

I sat sandwiched between the two of them. They were so close to me, that it was difficult to move my chopsticks.

"For a mere childhood friend, you are actually quite shameless. For cases such as this, doesn't the girlfriend get the highest priority?"

"Hmph. You barely started dating a few weeks ago. Do you really think that can win over our of nine years together?"

Really, it doesn't matter how you look at it, this seems to be the chapter of "Kido Eita has reached popularity".

As a matter of fact, since some time ago, the expression of all the classmates – especially that of the boys – were filled with incomparable jealously. That said, Yamamoto-kun, what is that straw doll supposed to be for? Maybe that“Give me a strand of your hair” like that you once said was just for this reason alone? <ref>Yamamoto is doing a voodoo curse on super popular Kidou Eita-kun</ref>

Wrong......

Certainly Wrooooooonng!

"Well then, rather why won't we have Eita-kun pick one?"

"All expectations on me?!"

The two of them opened the lids of their bentos at the same time.

Instantly, a horrible stench flowed all around me.

That's clearly not the color of something you put in your mouth.

This actually seems take from a guro<ref>short for grotesque</ref> video, and was sufficient to trigger a mental breakdown. The thought of it caused my appetite to be blown away!

Yes, they exceeded my expectations.

"Uh, Chiwa......"

"What, Ei-kun?"

"What is this black charcoal-looking object? Is it coal?"

I am not some steam engine train.

"This is Chiwa-chan's meaty meatball specialty! It's made by wrapping up fried streaky pork! It looks good, doesn't it?"

Well, if only it weren't charred like this!

"Uh, Masuzu......"

"What is it, Eita-kun?"

"This – what is this pile of brown slime in the bento box? Is it edible?"

"Maybe?"

Masuzu gracefully tilted her head.

"To be honest I, I don't remember anything that happened during that time…"

"You lost your memory when you cooked?"

Besides, how could you make me to eat this stuff?

"But it'll be fine , I'm sure it'll be delicious."

"There is no foundations for that claim! Then, just eat some first!"

Thereupon, without speaking a word Masuzu immediately looked away.

.... T-this woman......

"Oh, hurry up and eat -- I'd like to hear your thoughts? Okay?"

Chiwa's eyes began to glow with excitement.

"In this meal on which I poured my heart, please taste it thoroughly."

Masuzu smiled brilliantly.

I had already begun to regret the words I said to Masuzu the day before yesterday.

I actually said, 'I'd help you stop Chiwa from leaving.'

How long was this going to go?

When were you guys going to stop?!

I began to hear the boys of the class grumbling in resentment. "little shit..." "die, die right now!" "Why is that kind of guy popular? "(Pan – Pang -Pang) ※ This was the sound of Yamamoto-kun banging nails on the straw doll. "It can't be that he is playing them both!?" "Even if it's Chihuahua, let me have her!" "Better yet, just change places with me!"

-- Sure, let's change.

That is, if you're willing to cook for Chiwa every night.

If you think you resist Masuzu's wicked tongue & Jojo's references exchange.

Whenever you want it, let's change.

"...I said Chiwa."

I looked far away:

"The so-called popularity... is it possible that it's not as great as you think......? "

"Ei-kun is suddenly acting like if he was so cool!"

"Ara, since he's my boyfriend, of course he's cool."

Mugyu! Masuzu hugged my left arm.

"No way! H-e- i-s -m-y- childhood friend!"

Chiwa refused to admit defeat and pulled my right arm.

"Why don't you give up?"

"Why don't you give up then?"

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ..... <ref>"gogogogo" [ ゴゴゴゴ ] is the sound effect of "tension rising" or "menacing atmosphere" , it's actually pretty commonly used in Jojo, to the point where it's almost characteristic</ref>

With these JoJoJoJo like background sound effects, the two of them glared at each other.

The male students, also filled with incredible hatred, started at me.

I don't want it...

This type of high school life, I don't want it!

I'm stuck in the carnage between my Girlfriend and Childhood Friend<ref>Ore no Kanoko to Osanajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru, he is using the title </ref>

[[File:Oreshura_v01_279.png|thumb]]

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===Notes===
<references/>

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OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 6

2013-04-12T03:28:11Z

200.86.153.152:

===Chapter 6 - The Inside of a Skirt is Mayhem===

[[File:Oreshura_v01_151.png|thumb]]

This item of news instantly circulated around school.

They called it, "Chihuahua’s Dorarara~live performance event". <ref>"Live" it's spelled with "raibu" in katakana, thus is a play on words by adding Josuke's (from Jojo) kiai</ref>

The story of “Pitiful Chihuahua” made it to the front page of the newspaper.

The next day after school --

I was curious how the two them felt about yesterday’s failure, so I went to the clubroom— Chiwa and Masuzu were already kneeling inside by a tea set.

"Well, I guess we could say it was acceptable!"

Chiwa anxiously bit into some Japanese pancakes.

"Yes, from the perspective of "getting more attention," this could actually be considered a fairly good start, right?"

Masuzu leisurely sipped her tea.

…… Not good. Chiwa didn't gain any experience at all.

On the table, there was a thermos bottle, teapot, teacup, as well as refreshments such as Japanese pancakes—everything needed for traditional Japanese-style afternoon tea was readily available. It seemed like Masuzu brought all the appliances from the staff room.

I put my schoolbag on the table, and sat on one of the folding chairs.

"Anyway, Sakagami’s little brother will definitely remember Chiwa’s name, but no matter how you look at it, won’t she only be associated to a bad image?

"Whether she has a bad name or not, it makes no difference. If he can’t remember the name first, there’s no opportunity to start."

"Is that so?"

"The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference; all relationships of boyfriend and girlfriend start from some kind of emotional connection."

"Ah..."

Well, if it’s phrased that way, it’s certainly not wrong.

"Even so, Chiwa really was too rough and overdid it. She even took the guitar case and swung it around strenuously."

"Really? I thought it was nothing."

Chiwa said this while nibbling and chewing on her Japanese pancakes, her head tilted to the side.

"If you injured yourself again, like you did before, it would be really bitter... like if your back suddenly started to hurt, what would you do?"

"You really like worry too much; you’ll go bald!"

"...Even if I'm bald, I can just wear a wig; but if your back injury recurs, you won’t be able to walk!"

I unknowingly raised the volume of my voice.

Chiwa stopped eating her Japanese pancakes, and solemnly bowed her head:

"I'm sorry, I was kidding. I got too carried away."

"You… as long as you’ll remember, it’s fine."

"Thank you for worrying about me. I will be careful."

"It's not like I was worrying about you."

"......Hehehe."

I didn’t know why, but Chiwa seemed very happy.

Even after I got angry at her, she was still very happy... was this one a maso?

Earlier, I interrupted Masuzu for something, but she didn’t react. She just quietly sipped her tea.

"Hey…… Natsukawa, can I ask you one thing?"

"What is it, Harusaki-san?"

"Earlier you said, "all relationships of boyfriend and girlfriend start from some kind of emotional connection."

"Yes."

"So... What was the emotional connection with Ei-kun? Why did you start dating him?"

I could feel my heart pounding away.

This issue had to do particularly with my notebook, so I did not want to casually enter the topic.

--How categorically will cut this conversation, Masuzu?

Was what I thought, but Masuzu smiled calmly and said :

"Because my panties were seen<ref>She uses Pantsu ぱんつ, in case you are interested</ref>."

From the shock, half of the Japanese pancake Chiwa was eating fell into her teacup.

"Uh... What?! What was that?"

" Eita-kun~ my very own ~ panties ~ got a clear view of them."

"............Ei-kun?"

Chiwa stared at me with terrifying eyes.

"W-w-wait! Masuzu! Don’t lie! I didn’t see anything!"

"Thus, the criminal denies the charges.”

"Wait, this again?!"

I definitely did not see them.

I didn’t see!

It was because the wind blew up her skirt and she wasn’t wearing anything.

Even the other time, when Masuzu flipped her own skirt, she did not reveal that particular area.

"A Maiden's undergarments, once seen, can't take any other path than dedicating herself to that gentleman."

Masuzu actually dared to lie so nonchalantly…

In either case, you shouldn’t use that kind of language as an excuse!

"Ah, I see. Something like that happened……"

Even though Chiwa’s tone seemed to grow softer, her eyebrows continued to twitch.

This was a habit of hers when she attempted to repress her anger.

"I j-just said it wasn’t like that! The wind unexpectedly blew up her skirt! I didn’t see anything! Because there wasn’t any underwear to see!"

I desperately tried to defend myself.

I didn’t want Chiwa to think of me as a pervert.

"It’s true, she really wasn’t wearing anything! I’m sure of it! Because in the flashing moment when that gust of wind blew by, I happened to be looking at her skirt! I was locked on her skirt carefully with wide eyes, yet I didn’t see any cloth! If I could see her white glossy smooth thighs, I should have been able to see her panties! Though to be honest, it may have been possible that the wind blew the
skirt between her legs… or maybe her panties were tightly stuck in her body! But if… ugh, wuahhhh!"

Chiwa hit me.

She struck me hard with her fist.

I don’t think she had ever hit me like this since elementary school.

"Y-y-you… You big pervert!"

"N-no, Chiwa...... believe me!"

"Ei-kun actually turned into such pervert. As your childhood friend, I’m ashamed!"

Tears filled the brim of Chiwa’s eyes.

I had provoked my childhood friend into crying through my perverted behavior (though wrongly accused).

"Lis-listen to me... Chiwa... I--"

"I don’t want to! I do not want to hear it! Kneel now! Ei-kun, I want you to kneel there for the rest of the day!”

I obediently got down, with my back straight.

I took off my indoor shoes, and knelt on the floor directly.

“We won’t talk about Eita-kun’s perverted actions for now. "

Ignoring my plight on the cold and hard floor, Masuzu calmly continued to drink tea.

“Now that I think of it, maybe “letting him accidentally see them” might be a very effective strategy.”

"Ah?"

"As expected, gentlemen are actually, it's kinda regrettable, but they are always fixated in that particular aspect of women. It is a simple, yet highly effective strategy."

"Don’t joke! Why should I do such promiscuous things?"

"This is actually referred as "Panchira."

Masuzu spoke with incredible confidence;

"Panchira is not about "I'll show it you" but rather about "It got seen ♪", like something accidentally produced by the direction of the wind."

Masuzu was such a terrifying tactician.

A natural at Jien otsu!<ref>self performing</ref>

"What are you saying? If I actually perform this panchira towards Sakagami-sensi, he’ll fall, groveling at my feet<ref>again オトス from "shooting down a target" is used</ref>?"

"It doesn’t matter if they’re handsome or plain, or even a regular high school guy. Later in the night, he definitely won’t be able to fall asleep."

"I guess it’s effective...... but I feel like it’s missing something important."

"Oh, I didn’t expect you to be so sensitive about it, Harusaki-san."

"I didn’t expect you so bold. I heard that you were dignified oujou-sama, but it's nothing like that."

"Yes, because I am wearing a cat’s fur.<ref>meaning, she looks docile</ref>"

Meow ♪, Masuzu gave out a cat sound.

"In short, I refuse! It’s don't want to use this kind of strategy anyways."

"You don’t have confidence in your underwear? No wonder you haven’t been able to find a boyfriend."

"T-the underwear I’m wearing is obviously very cute!"

Well......

Although this is very sudden, I will describe all of our relative positions.

Masuzu and Chiwa were separated by the clubroom table, both in chairs that faced each other.

I'm on my kneels, short distance away from the table, overlooking the conversation between the two girls from the side.

Because I was ordered to sit on the floor, I could see… both of their legs from under the table.

Chiwa’s and Masuzu’s skirt was about twenty centimeters above the knee, since school rules did not allow anything shorter. At this length, the thighs would not be exposed while sitting, not to mention the area “above.”

Nevertheless...

Yes, ah… nevertheless……

"Wuuuuuuuuooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"W-what are you doing, Ei-kun?! What’s wrong?"

Shocked, Chiwa had turned to look at me.

"N-n-n-no-nothing, nothing! There’s nothing wrong!"

"If it’s nothing, than be quiet!"

Just, just now...

Only for a split-second, Masuzu lifted her own skirt…

Under the table, I could see a slimmer of brilliant, dazzling white thighs.

I was absolutely sure that it was proof. Masuzu was teasing me, and she definitely let me see it intentionally. She is even sticking her tongue out.

Chiwa did not notice this extraordinary situation and continued to talk with Masuzu :

"Well, aren’t there any better combat strategies?"

"Ehh...... That would be troubling. After all without using a woman’s most powerful weapons?"

Masuzu leaned her right hand on her cheek, and gave off the appearance of being contemplative.

Her left hand grabbed her skirt.

"Woouahauuaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Didn't I tell you to keep quiet!?"

Chiwa forcibly pounded on the table.

"It's about time you give it a rest, Ei-kun- Would you rather go kneel in the hallway?"

“S-S- Sorry! I-I’ll listen!"

She did it again...

This time, Masuzu clutched the edge of her skirt, and wavered back and forth as if to seduce me with her dangling clothes.

Her plump and full thighs were faintly discernible on the chair.

I unconsciously leaned forward.

That was too shameful!

"Rather, wouldn't you just let me see that the notebook?”

"No, I can’t let you see "His" final remaining wishes."

"Tche, you cheapskate!"

"......!"

The third time, I managed to hold back the sound of my surprised cry, and restrained myself.

By now, she was in quite a risky position.

It was rather dim underneath the table, so it was difficult to see clearly. But you could just barely make out perfectly clear white thighs, exposed nearly all the way.

How strange.

Actually, it was too strange...

Generally speaking, at that length revealed, at least, one should be able to see the underwear “inside”, right?

But since I can’t see it, does that mean she …

I looked up, and realized Masuzu was also looking at me.

This was the so-called “talking with your eyes.” It seemed Masazu’s ice-cold eyes said to me :

——How is it? Did you see it?

I started back at Masuzu, and replied likewise with wide eyes :

——I didn’t see it!

——Oh, not enough?

——That's not what I'm talking about!

——Then I’ll lift it higher then.

——Idiot! That would be too bad!

——But you said you couldn’t see, right?

——Even if I couldn’t see it, if you kept going, I’d see something totally different!

"Ei-kun, what are you doing?"

At the sound of Chiwa’s voice, I sprang up.

Wuahh! I even cried out.

This was such a disgrace.....

"What have you two been doing? You’ve been staring at each other for a while."

"N-n-no-nothing!"

"Right, we haven’t been doing anything."

Masuzu calmly smiled :

"Mutual lovers will stare at each other; it’s only natural."

"I don’t think so? Ei-kun seems shocked with tears in his eyes."

"It must be because he’s not accustomed to kneeling, so he got a cramp."

"......Ah, right."

Although she nodded, Chiwa looked as if she didn’t believe this explanation.

However Chiwa is Chiwa, she probably hasn't begun to perceive that we weren’t a normal loving couple.

<center>♦</center>

After a few minutes :

When Chiwa went to the bathroom, I took advantage of the opportunity and violently asked Masuzu:

"W-wh-what was that scene?"

Masuzu put out her checks and in an unusual pouting expression said

"Because, Eita-kun is still accusing me of "not wearing any".

It was rare to see her childish expression.

I found myself lost gazing her.

"Even so, how could you do that right in front of Chiwa!?"

"But were very happy, not?"

"I…. wasn’t happy! Chiwa would kill me for it! The anger from before was the real thing!"

"Even if its our grade’s top ranking student. He still gets tamed by his childhood friend"

Masuzu smiled and said.

“Harusaki-san just mentioned something earlier -- can I ask about it?"

"What is it?"

"Why are you and Harusaki-san so close to each other?"

"Because she is my childhood friend."

"That’s not the real 'answer', right?"

Masuzu smiled wryly.

"There are many out there who "have been friends and lived together since little", is Harusaki-san the only one you’re still together with?"

"Even if you say something like that......"

Honestly, I can only say it happened naturally.

Or was it because I lived very close to her house?

It doesn't matter how much I think about it, an 'answer' seems out of reach.

"It was just like it was said before"

Masuzu momentarily interrupted me:

"I was a little worried that Harusaki-san will not come to the clubroom, because of the thing that happened yesterday, right? Maybe she would even start talking about the requirements for withdrawing from a club. I even thought about how to persuade her to stay -- but when I came to the clubroom, I saw Harusaki-san already drinking tea seriously. Already looking forward."

"So it was like that, after all......"

The fact that Masuzu thought like that was not at all surprising.

Despite thinking back of yesterday’s chiri, Dora, and sankyu… Chiwa still acted as though nothing had happened, although she was presumably very frustrated last night. If it were me, I have would been depressed for an entire week. <ref>references to the previous chapter, "chiri" from Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Dora" from Jojo and sankyu from the engrish</ref>

But--

"Chiwa would never give up."

I conclusively said.

"Why?"

"She has never given up anything related to club activities. As long as her goal hadn’t been reached, she would never quit."

I simply explained to Masuzu why Chiwa had to quite the Kendo Club.

One year, near summertime; she suffered accident and was forced to abandon her goal.

Even so, her cheerful nature did not change, and she still throws herself passionately after new goals.

"So this was the story, ah..."

Masuzu sighed, nodded, and said:

"I understand the 'answer'."

"Huh?"

"Eita-kun and Harusaki-san can carry on, now that you have a reason."

"Eh?"

No one would said anything like that.

At this point--

Masuzu gently wrapped her arms around my back.

Her soft body rubbed against me without a hint of shyness.

Her breasts under her uniform squeezed in, the ribbon lost shape from the pressure, and my breath instantly stopped.

"But, do not forget."

Masuzu’s small red mouth opened and closed.

"Don’t forget, Eita-kun, right now you're my 'boyfriend'."

I swallowed.

"B-B-but i-i-isn't that a 'fake'?"

"Fake it is, however it is still 'mine', do not misunderstand that. That's why--"

"Don’t be so kind with other girls right in front of me."

I realized I was sweating on my back.

It was still a long way before summer.

"................... You, just how much of that was for real?"

"How much?"

She pulled her body away from me, and smiled :

"Absolutely Everything. A·b·s·o·l·u·t·e·l·y · E·v·e·r·y·t·h·i·n·g was fake."

This is...

This… Just what type of woman is she--

[[File:Oreshura_v01_168.png|thumb]]

Natsukawa Masuzu.

High School freshman, Eita’s girlfriend(?)

Sharp tongue, a kikokujisho <ref>returnee from abroad</ref>.

Favorite quote: "I won't stop hitting you until you cry" <ref>君が泣くまで殴るのをやめない , A quote from Jonathan in part 1, when he fights Dio with in order to restore Erina's honor (chapter 4)</ref>

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OreShura: Volume 1 Illustrations

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These are the novel illustrations that were included in volume 1.

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Image:Oreshura v01 000a.jpg | '''Cover'''
Image:Oreshura v01 000b.jpg | '''Back cover'''
Image:Oreshura v01 000c.jpg | '''Eita-kun, What's wrong?'''
Image:Oreshura v01 000d.jpg | '''Chiwa fold'''
Image:Oreshura v01 000e.jpg | '''Index'''
Image:Oreshura v01 000f.jpg | '''Masuzu fold'''
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