https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Cotton 2026-04-30T09:55:00Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.43.1 https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=User:Cotton&diff=8397 2006-11-26T12:55:55Z

<p>Cotton: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello everyone! I guess I'm should put in a little bit about myself here.<br /> <br /> My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you.<br /> <br /> I live in London, am a software developer and am far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas.<br /> <br /> And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge!<br /> <br /> I shouldn't be here! I should be at the pub with friends. I should be drinking cider and eating a ploughman's lunch! I should be drunk!<br /> <br /> Instead I'm sitting on my couch, drinking coffee, eating baked beans on toast and wondering if Kyon and Haruhi will ever get it together. <br /> <br /> ''Oh God, if you can hear me, please make these two fictional characters share the gift of sweaty monkey-love as soon as is practicable!''<br /> <br /> Amen.</div>

Cotton https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=User:Cotton&diff=8396 2006-11-26T12:55:23Z

<p>Cotton: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello everyone! I guess I'm should put in a little bit about myself here.<br /> <br /> My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you.<br /> <br /> I live in London, am a software developer and far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas.<br /> <br /> And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge!<br /> <br /> I shouldn't be here! I should be at the pub with friends. I should be drinking cider and eating a ploughman's lunch! I should be drunk!<br /> <br /> Instead I'm sitting on my couch, drinking coffee, eating baked beans on toast and wondering if Kyon and Haruhi will ever get it together. <br /> <br /> ''Oh God, if you can hear me, please make these two fictional characters share the gift of sweaty monkey-love as soon as is practicable!''<br /> <br /> Amen.</div>

Cotton https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=User:Cotton&diff=8394 2006-11-26T12:43:47Z

<p>Cotton: </p> <hr /> <div>Hello everyone! I guess I'm should put in a little bit about myself here.<br /> <br /> My name is obviously NOT Cotton, but that'll do just fine for the likes of you.<br /> <br /> I live in London, am a software developer and far too grown up and sensible to be so obsessed with the translation of what are, after all, merely juvenile fantasy novellas.<br /> <br /> And yet here I am, on a cold autumnal sunday afternoon, sitting hunched over my laptop correcting someone else's grammar. Me?!? A barely literate programmer presuming to correct someone else's use of langauge!<br /> <br /> It all seems so wrong, somehow. <br /> <br /> I should be at the pub with friends, drinking cider and eating a ploughman's lunch.<br /> <br /> Oh well.</div>

Cotton