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Maoyuu:Volume 01

2011-12-05T22:08:21Z

Kkokoro:

==Volume 1==

Maou: "Become mine, HERO!"

Hero: "I REFUSE!"

Maou: "No matter what?"

Hero: "What rubbish are you saying! Do you know how many countries were ruined because of you?"

Maou: "Are you talking about the Kingdom of the Southern Forest?"

Hero: "The sky is shrouded by darkness and the people are driven to poverty!"

Maou: "Isn't that because they didn't consider that taking the wood from the forest and turning it into charcoal would lead to heavy pollution and self-destruction?"

Hero: "Pollution......?"

Maou: "Ah~. That... So, you still do not know."

Hero: "Do not lie! Wasn't the minister of the Holy Kingdom brainwashed by demons?"

Maou: "I think it is rather that the greedy minister tried to usurp political power and establish a harem of beautiful princesses, but failed after being caught red-handed. He then said that he had been brainwashed by demons, a bad habit of humans.

Hero: "You still want to lie to me...... I can't forgive that......"

Maou: "I am not."

Hero: "Then what about the war in the southern kingdoms? I was there and witnessed with my own eyes hundreds of humans being killed by demons!"

Maou: "So?"

Hero: "Haa? I cannot forgive you, the maou who invaded the human world!"

Maou: "That is only one perspective. Everyone has theirs however. It's true that there is a war."

Hero: "You are evil!"

Maou: "OK, even if I am evil, after killing me of course, you will also return to wipe out the royalties of the southern countries, right?"

Hero: "Haa? Only you are evil."

Maou: "Didn't humans kill demons as well? Who decided that demons are evil and humans are good?"

Hero: "......"

Maou: "In these situations, why don't you say things such as 'I am the Law!', 'I am God!' or I am a Gundam!', so that you feel more comfortable......"

Hero: "SHUT UP!!"

Maou: "As you wish. Let's stop talking about that."

Hero: "I didn't say that I wished something!"

Maou: "Look at this document."

Hero: "What is this...... isn't this a parchment? Why is it white, thin and slippery......"

Maou: "That is printing paper, but never mind that. What is important is the content."

Hero: "......that, demand explosion... employment? Curve? Consumption trend...... rate of economy dependency?"

Maou: "Do you understand?"

Hero: "What is this? A ritual for an evil god?"

Maou: "Wrong. It is an economic analysis of the benefit of the war on the consumer market."

Hero: "......benefit?"

Maou: "Yes."

Hero: "What benefit is there to this war? Isn't this a war to respond to the aggression of the demons towards mankind?"

Maou: "If the Hero wants it that way, then I will fight seriously."

Hero: "Ugh!"

Maou: "I do not care if you decide to punish me after hearing what I am going to say.

Hero: "Give up."

Maou: "That is why, please take a bit of your time to hear what I am going to say!"

Hero: "......"

Maou: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

Hero: "Very well, speak up."

Maou: "Then I will start explaining. Please flip the document to the first page."

<nowiki>*Sound of a page being flipped*</nowiki>

Hero: "A table."

Maou: This is a chart. ......It is a visual representation of the middle land's consumption in the economy for the last 50 years.

Hero: "......Huh?"

Maou: "Seems that you noticed it. Since we started the war 15 years ago, there has been a boom in the middle land's economy."

Hero: "......Liar."

Maou: "I'm not lying. Please look at the second page, it displays all kind of statistics."

Hero: "The number of deaths brought by war......"

Maou: "Since the war started, the human population started to rise steadily."

Hero: "No matter how it is, isn't this strange? Wars only bring deaths, so why would it make the population rise?!!"

Maou: "Well, normally it is indeed the case. However before the war, the situation was different. Before the war-- well, even if wars continued on for hundreds of years, the main causes of death in this world are disease and hunger."

Hero: "......"

Maou: "These two causes are fatal enemies, and humans are still hopeless against them after 500 years Even when after a rapid increase of the population, diseases are still spreading, and the number of deaths remain quite high."

Hero: "Whether is it disease or hunger, it cannot be helped, even if they are the trials set by the gods. But do not put these together with the demon attacks!"

(incomplete)

Maoyuu:Volume 01

2011-12-05T21:18:35Z

Kkokoro: revisions

==Volume 1==

Maou: "Become mine, HERO!"

Hero: "I REFUSE!"

Maou: "No matter what?"

Hero: "What rubbish are you saying! Do you know how many countries were ruined because of you?"

Maou: "Are you talking about the Kingdom of the Southern Forest?"

Hero: "The sky is shrouded by darkness and the people are driven to poverty!"

Maou: "Isn't that because they didn't consider that taking the wood from the forest and turning it into charcoal would lead to heavy pollution and self-destruction?"

Hero: "Pollution......?"

Maou: "Ah~. That... So, you still do not know."

Hero: "Do not lie! Wasn't the minister of the Holy Kingdom brainwashed by demons?"

Maou: "I think it is rather that the greedy minister tried to usurp political power and establish a harem of beautiful princesses, but failed after being caught red-handed. He then said that he had been brainwashed by demons, a bad habit of humans.

Hero: "You still want to lie to me...... I can't forgive that......"

Maou: "I am not."

Hero: "Then what about the war in the southern kingdoms? I was there and witnessed with my own eyes hundreds of humans being killed by demons!"

Maou: "So?"

Hero: "Haa? I cannot forgive you, the maou who invaded the human world!"

Maou: "That is only one perspective. Everyone has theirs however. It's true that there is a war."

Hero: "You are evil!"

Maou: "OK, even if I am evil, after killing me of course, you will also return to wipe out the royalties of the southern countries, right?"

Hero: "Haa? Only you are evil."

Maou: "Didn't humans kill demons as well? Who decided that demons are evil and humans are good?"

Hero: "......"

Maou: "In these situations, why don't you say things such as 'I am the Law!', 'I am God!' or I am a Gundam!', so that you feel more comfortable......"

Hero: "SHUT UP!!"

Maou: "As you wish. Let's stop talking about that."

Hero: "I didn't say that I wished something!"

Maou: "Look at this document."

Hero: "What is this...... isn't this a parchment? Why is it white, thin and slippery......"

Maou: "That is printing paper, but never mind that. What is important is the content."

Hero: "......that, demand explosion... employment? Curve? Consumption trend...... rate of economy dependency?"

Maou: "Do you understand?"

Hero: "What is this? A ritual for an evil god?"

Maou: "Wrong. It is an economic analysis of the benefit of the war on the consumer market."

Hero: "......benefit?"

Maou: "Yes."

Hero: "What benefit is there to this war? Isn't this a war to respond to the aggression of the demons towards mankind?"

Maou: "If the Hero wants it that way, then I will fight seriously."

Hero: "Ugh!"

Maou: "I do not care if you decide to punish me after hearing what I am going to say.

Hero: "Give up."

Maou: "That is why, please take a bit of your time to hear what I am going to say!"

Hero: "......"

Maou: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

Hero: "Very well, speak up."

Maou: "Then I will start explaining. Please flip the document to the first page."

<nowiki>*Sound of a page being flipped*</nowiki>

Hero: "A table."

Maou: This is a chart. ......It is a visual representation of the middle land's consumption in the economy for the last 50 years.

Hero: "......Huh?"

Maou: "Seems that you noticed it. Since we started the war 15 years ago, there has been a boom in the middle land's economy."

Hero: "......Liar."

Maou: "I'm not lying. Please look at the second page, it displays all kind of statistics."

Hero: "The number of deaths brought by war......"

Maou: "Since the war started, the human population started to rise steadily."

Hero: "No matter how it is, isn't this strange? Wars only bring deaths, so why would it make the population rise?!!"

Maou: "Well, normally it is indeed the case. However before the war, the situation was different. Before the war-- well, even if wars continued on for hundreds of years, the main causes of death in this world are disease and hunger."

Hero: "......"

Maou: "These two causes are fatal enemies, and humans are still hopeless against them after 500 years. Even when after a rapid increase of the population, diseases are still spreading, and the number of deaths remain quite high."

Hero: "Whether is it disease or hunger, it cannot be helped, even if they are the trials set by the gods. But do not put these together with the demon attacks!"

(incomplete)