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High School DxD

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[[Image:DxDV1Cover.png|300px|thumb|High School DxD Volume 1 Cover]]

'''''High School DxD''''' (ハイスクールD×D, ''Haisukūru D×D'') is a Japanese light novel series written by Ichiei Ishibumi and illustrated by Miyama-Zero, published by Fujimi Shobo under their Fujimi Fantasia Bunko label.

An anime of 12 episodes, made by TNK, aired from January to March 2012. An OAV is planned on September 2012.

'''NOTE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COPYING AND PASTING TRANSLATION ON OTHER SITES. PLEASE DONT DO IT ANYMORE.'''

High School DxD series is also available in the following languages:
*[[High School DxD (Bahasa Indonesia)|Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)]]
*[[High School DxD (Français)|Français (French)]]
*[[High School DxD (Polski)|Polski (Polish)]]
*[[High School DxD (Български)|Български (Bulgarian)]]
*[[High School DxD (Español)|Español (Spanish)]]

==Story Synopsis==

The story follows Issei Hyōdō, a dim-witted, lecherous second-year high school student, who is killed by his girlfriend on his first date ever. Issei is reincarnated as a devil, and from that day forward he serves as an underling of Rias, a high-level devil who is also the prettiest girl on Issei's campus.

Story Arc 1: Volumes 1 & 2

Story Arc 2: Volumes 3-6

Story Arc 3: Volumes 7,9-12

Story Arc 4: Volumes 14-??

Side Stories: Volume 8 & 13

==Characters' Introduction==


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===Kuou Academy===

====Occult Research Club====

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'''Issei Hyoudou''' (兵藤一誠, ''Hyōdō Issei'')

[[File:Pawn-Ise.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil -> Mid-class (Former human)/Pawn(x8)

Sacred Gear: Boosted Gear (Longinus) -> Boosted Gear Scale-mail (Balance-Breaker)

Weapon: Ascalon

Power: Dress-Break, Bilingual.

A 2nd year High School student. Stupid, lecherous and a pervert. A normal high school student born in a normal family, but is in possession of the Sacred Gear "Boosted Gear" which is listed as one of the ultimate Sacred Gears. He was killed by his first girlfriend, a fallen-angel, and was revived as a devil, and a servant of Rias Gremory, his new master. Now he aims to become a Harem-king by gaining a peerage, unaware of himself attracting girls around him.

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'''Rias Gremory''' (リアス・グレモリー, ''Riasu Guremorī'')

[[File:King-Rias.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: High-class devil (Pure devil)/King

Power: Power of destruction

A 3rd year High School student and the Madonna of the academy. Comes from the old noble of pure devils, the house of Gremory, a high-class devil who is called a genius nicknamed "Crimson Ruin Princess". Her brother is in fact one of the Yondai-Maou, Lucifer. Both of them possess the power of destruction. She revives Ise as her servant after finding him dead, killed by a fallen-angel and possessing a rare Sacred Gear. Kind and soft to her servants, becomes a totally different person when training or fighting.

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'''Asia Argento''' (アーシア・アルジェント, ''Âshia Arujento'')

[[File:Bishop-Asia.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil (Former human)/Bishop

Sacred Gear: Twilight Healing

A 2nd year High School student. Originally a sister who was known as a Holy-maiden for healing powers. She was raised in an orphanage and was taken in by the church after her powers were discovered. She was kicked out of the Church for healing a devil, and was taken in by people affiliated with fallen-angels. Starts living together with Ise, after being saved from the fallen-angels' grasp. As a person raised in church, she lacks common sense.

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'''Akeno Himejima''' (姫島朱乃, ''Himejima Akeno'')

[[File:Queen-Akeno.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil -> Mid-class (Former human/fallen-angel)/Queen

Power: Power of Holy-Lighting

A 3rd year High School student and one of "Two Great Onee-samas" of the school along with Rias. Called the ultimate "Queen" by other members. Born between a human mother and fallen angel father. After the death of her mother, she became Rias' servant. She is a friend close enough to call Rias by her name in private, yet calls her Buchou in presence of others and displays master-servant relationship in public. She persistently refuses to use her power of light, inherited from her father, and starts using it after being convinced by Ise.

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'''Yuuto Kiba''' (木場祐斗, ''Kiba Yūto'')

[[File:Knight-Kiba.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil -> Mid-class (Former human)/Knight

Sacred Gear: Sword Birth -> Sword of Betrayer (Balance-Breaker, sub-species), Blade Blacksmith -> Glory Drag Trooper(Balance-Breaker, sub-species)

Weapons: Demonic Emperor Sword Gram, Balmung, Nothung, Tyrfing, Dáinsleif and 1 Holy-sword.

A 2nd year High School student. Self proclaimed best friend of Ise, and the school prince. He was a victim of the "Project: Holy Sword" where he was the only sole survivor. He became Rias' servant when she saved him from death, but still swore to extract his revenge on those who treated him as a test subject and disposed his friends. He also harbors a great hatred towards the holy sword Excalibur.

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'''Koneko Toujou''' (塔城小猫, ''Tōjō Koneko'')

[[File:Tank-Koneko.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil (Former nekomata)/Rook

Power: Sen-jutsu

A 1st year High School student. Originally she was about to be executed by the devils after her sister, Kuroka, killed her own master. The Maou, Lucifer, protected her, and left her under his sister's, Rias' care - becoming her servant. She refused to use the power of sen-jutsu because she didn't want to become like her sister. She overcame her power along with Akeno after Ise made her overcome her own powers. She doesn't show any emotion at all, and says harsh things and hits Ise whenever he is doing or thinking something perverted. She shows the most concern for her comrades when they are in trouble.

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'''Xenovia''' (ゼノヴィア, ''Zenovia'')

[[File:Knight-Zenovia.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil (Former human)/Knight

Weapon: Excalibur Destruction(Volume 3), The Holy Sword Durandal -> Ex-Durandal.

She is a Holy-sword user who was sent from the Church along with Irina to destroy or retrieve the stolen swords Excalibur. After she finds out that the God in the Bible has died long time ago, she decides to join the Occult Research club as Rias's servant. She tries to seduce Ise whenever she can because she wants to give birth to a strong baby.

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'''Gasper Vladi''' (ギャスパー・ヴラディ, ''Gyasupā Buradi'')

[[File:Bishop-Gasper.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil (Former human/vampire)/Bishop

Sacred Gear: Forbidden Balor View

A half-vampire male cross-dresser who has the ability to stop the time of those he sees but he is unable to control it. He is sealed by Rias as ordered by the elders till she has grown up enough to control him. He is still unable to completely control his powers but it can improve a lot by drinking Ise's blood.

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'''Rossweisse''' (ロスヴァイセ, ''Rosuvaise'')

[[File:Tank-Rossweisse.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Low-class devil (Former Valkyrie)/Rook

Power: Norse Magics

Originally Odin's bodyguard. After the battle with Loki and Fenrir, Odin leaves her in Ise's town. She then gets persuaded by Rias to become her servant. She remains in Kuou Academy as a teacher.

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'''Irina Shidou''' (紫藤イリナ, ''Shidō Irina'')

[[File:Ace-Irina.jpg|left|]]

Rank/Role: Angel (Former human)/Ace

Weapon: Excalibur Mimic(Volume 3), Mass-produced Holy-demonic sword

She is Xenovia's partner and Ise's childhood friend. After finding out that the God in the Bible is dead, she still follows the teaching and is under the direct command of Michael. She was shocked to find out he turned into a devil. They are still friends despite that flaw.

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==Translation==

=== [[High School DxD:Registration Page|Registration]] ===

'''Translators are asked to [[High School DxD:Registration Page|register]] for chapters they want to work on'''

===Format Standards===

'''Every Chapter (after editing) must conform to the general format guidelines.'''
*[[Format_guideline|General Format/Style Guideline]]
*[[High School DxD: Names and Terminology Guidelines]]
'''All edited translations are to be in British English.'''

===Feedback===

'''If you enjoyed the series, why don't you tell us in the [http://www.baka-tsuki.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=4659 forum]'''

==Updates==

* '''16-May-2012'''
**Volume 5 Life.1 '''COMPLETED'''
* '''25-May-2012'''
**Volume 12 Life.-3 '''COMPLETED'''
* '''26-May-2012'''
**Volume 12 Life.-2 '''COMPLETED'''
* '''27-May-2012'''
**Volume 12 Dimensional Boundary, Satan '''COMPLETED'''
* '''06-June-2012'''
**Volume 12 Life.-1 '''COMPLETED'''
* '''07-June-2012'''
**Volume 12 Life.0 '''COMPLETED'''
Older updates can be found on the [[High_School_DxD:Updates|High School DxD Updates page]].

==The ''High School DxD'' series by Ichiei Ishibumi==

'''You can find the EPUB and MOBI version of the Volumes in the forums [http://www.baka-tsuki.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=4860 here].'''

===Volume 1 - Diablos of the Old School Building '''([[High School DxD:Volume 1|Full Text]] - [http://www.mediafire.com/?1ka5qw6vv1aruf1 PDF Mediafire] -[http://bit.ly/Mgfsme PDF Direct Link])'''===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Life 1|Life.1 I quit being a Human]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Life 2|Life.2 I start as a Devil]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Life 3|Life.3 I made a Friend]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Life 4|Life.4 I'm saving my Friend!]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 New Life|New Life]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 1 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 2 - Phoenix of the Battle School '''([[High School DxD:Volume 2|Full Text]] - [http://www.mediafire.com/?7qebgqapggtu0ti PDF Mediafire] - [http://bit.ly/JQvEJa PDF Direct Link])'''===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life 1|Life.1 My job as a Devil]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life 2|Life.2 I challenge you to a fight]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life 3|Life.3 I started my training]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life 4|Life.4 Beginning of the decisive battle]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life 5|Life.5 High praises during the decisive battle]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Checkmate|Checkmate]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 2 End Game|End Game]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Life. ∞ vs Power ∞ I came to keep my promise!|Life. ∞ vs Power ∞ I came to keep my promise!]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 2 fatherxfather|fatherxfather]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Last kiss|Last kiss]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 New Life|New Life]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 2 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 3 - Excalibur of the Moonlit Schoolyard '''([[High School DxD:Volume 3|Full Text]] - [http://www.mediafire.com/?b1886bcumt2l0mj PDF Mediafire] - [http://bit.ly/JZ0IU2 PDF Direct Link])'''===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Life 1|Life.1 Heat up Occult Research Club!]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Revenge Knight|Revenge Knight]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Life 2|Life.2 The Holy-sword has arrived]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Life 3|Life.3 The plan to destroy the Holy-sword!]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Life 4|Life.4 Go! Occult Research Club!]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 3 New Knight & New Rival|New Knight & New Rival]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 New Life|New Life]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Friends|Friends]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 3 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 4 - Vampire of the Suspended Classroom '''([[High_School_DxD:Volume_4|Full Text]] - [http://www.mediafire.com/?t8tcpcuocjxt4w9 PDF Mediafire] - [http://bit.ly/Mgh0fZ PDF Direct Link])'''===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Life 1|Life.1 It's Summer! It's Swimsuits! I'm in Trouble!?]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Life 2|Life.2 Class observation begins]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Life 3|Life.3 I got a Kouhai(Boy)]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Grigori 1|Grigori.1]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Life 4|Life.4 The meeting of the VIP starts!]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Khaos Brigade|Khaos Brigade]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Life 5|Life.5 Welsh Dragon and Vanishing Dragon]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 4 The Festival Ends|The Festival Ends]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 New Life|New Life]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Grigori 2|Grigori.2]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Valhalla|Valhalla]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Special Life|Special Life]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 4 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 5 - Hellcat of the Underworld Training Camp===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 5 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 5 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 5 Life 1|Life.1 It's Summer break, let's Go to the Underworld!]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 5 Life 2|Life.2 The gathering of the Young Devils!]](71%)
::*Life.3 Cat and Dragon!
::**Odin
::*Life.4 Buchou vs Kaichou: First Half
::**Waltz
::*Life.5 Buchou vs Kaichou: Second Half
::**VIP
::**End Game
::**WINNER
::*Reunion
::*Afterword

===Volume 6 - Holy behind the Gymnasium===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 6 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 6 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*Life 1 The second term has started!
::*Life.2 Asia-chan's worries
::*Life.3 The Great Battle!
::*Life.4 I Love you
::*Life.5 The Great Red!
::*New Life
::*Afterword

===Volume 7 - Ragnarok After the School===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 7 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 7 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 7 Life 1|Life.1 Peace is the best]](10%)
::*Life.2 The arrival of the Shitty Geezer from the North.
::*Life.3 The Joint Army!
::*Life.4 Two Heavenly Dragons vs Evil-God Loki!
::*New Life
::*Afterword

===Volume 8 - Devil's Job===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Life 1|Life.1 Devil's Job]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Life 2|Life.2 Familiar's requirement]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Life 3|Life.3 Memory of Oppai]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Life 4|Life.4 Oppai of the Tennis]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Life 5|Life.5 Hell Teacher Azazel]] (x%)
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Life 6|Life.6 300 Ise]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Extra Life|Extra Life The Fun family of the Gremory]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 8 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 9 - Pandemonium at the School Trip ===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Life 1|Life.1 Yeah, lets go to Kyoto!]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Life 2|Life.2 Arrival at Kyoto]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Life 3|Life.3 The group of Heroes has arrived]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Life 4|Life.4 Decisive battle]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Maven|Maven]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 New Life|New Life]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 9 BossxBoss|BossxBoss]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Vali Lucifer|Vali Lucifer]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Bael|Bael]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Heroes|Heroes]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 9 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 10 - Lion Heart of the School Festival===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10 Life 1|Life.1 The preparations for the school festival!]]
::*Life.2 A Maiden heart is complicated
::*Life.3 The start of the decisive battle of the Young Devils!
::*Life.4 As a servant of Rias Gremory
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 10 Pawn|Pawn.]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10 Life MAX VS Power|Life. MAX VS Power : Man vs Man, Sekiryuutei(Emperor of Red Dragon) vs Shishiou(King of Lion)]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10 Life MAXIMUM VS Power|Life. MAXIMUM VS Power : Crimson and Red]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 10　Emperor|Emperor]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 10　LION HEART|LION HEART]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 10　Indra|Indra]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10 New Life|New Life.]] (Part 4 only)
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 10　Extra Life|Extra Life The dream that doesn't finish, and the dream that finishes]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 10　Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 11 - Uroboros and the Promotion Test '''([[High School DxD:Volume 11|Full Text]])'''===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Life 0|Life.0]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Life 1|Life.1 Study and Mating season?]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Life 2|Life.2 Infinite and the Mid-class devil promotion test!]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Life 3|Life.3 The rebellious Heroes]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Life 4|Life.4 As a Heavenly-Dragon]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Life...|Life...]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Lost Life|Lost Life]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 11 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 12 - Heroes of Tutoring===

::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Life -3|Life.-3 Gremory without Sekiryuutei]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Life -2|Life.-2 Pal]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Dimension Boundary.|Dimension Boundary.]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Satan|Satan.]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Life -1|Life.-1 Alliance of young devils!]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Life 0|Life.0 The Emperor of Bust Dragon]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Life 1|Life.1 Crimson Promise]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Azazel|Azazel.]]
::**[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Hero...?|Hero...?]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 New Life|New Life]]
::*[[High School DxD:Volume 12 Afterword|Afterword]]

===Volume 13 - Ise SOS===

===Short-Stories===

===Dragon Magazine===
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::*March 2009
::*May 2009
::*July 2009
::*September 2009
::**Poster
::*November 2009
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::*May 2010
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::*November 2010
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==Project Staff==

*Project Administrator: [[user:Code-Zero|Code-Zero]]
*Project Supervisor: [[user:Code-Zero|Code-Zero]]

'''With suggestions from other staffs, the staff lists will change after 1 or 2 month depending on their contribution on this project due to lack of contribution from certain existing members. Until then no new members will be joining.'''

===Translators===

'''ACTIVE'''
:*[[user:Code-Zero|Code-Zero]]
:*[[user:Amario|Amario]]
:*[[user:Eternal Dreamer|Eternal Dreamer]]
:*[[User:Zzhk|zzhk]] (Chinese translator)

'''INACTIVE'''
:*[[user:Akuma|Akuma]]
:*[[user:hayashi_oni|hayashi_oni]]
:*[[user:j112|j112]]

===Editors===

:*[[user:Skies|Skies]]
:*[[user:Chancs|Chancs]]
:*[[user:RikiNutcase|RikiNutcase]]
:*[[user:Deign12|Deign12]]
:*[[user:Ff7_freak|Ff7_freak]]
:*[[user:Starkiller4299|Starkiller4299]]
:*[[user:leiyooh|leiyooh]]
:*[[user:Ajmc93|Ajmc93]]
:*[[user:Hiro Hayase|Hiro Hayase]]
:*[[User: yFSC|yFSC]]
:*[[user:Hanse|Hanse]]
:*[[user:Just4fun|Just4fun]]
:*[[user:Stagged|Stagged]]

===Special Thanks===

This is for people who deserve special thanks and are currently not on the Staff.
:*[[User:Larethian|larethian]]
:*Stephen
:*[[user:Krytyk|Krytyk]]
:*mangatron
:*mds435
:*aigomorla

==Series Overview==

*ハイスクールD×D1 旧校舎のディアボロス (September 20, 2008 ISBN 978-4829133262)
*ハイスクールD×D2 戦闘校舎のフェニックス (December 20, 2008 ISBN 978-4829133583)
*ハイスクールD×D3 月光校庭のエクスカリバー (April 20, 2009 ISBN 978-4829133910)
*ハイスクールD×D4 停止教室のヴァンパイア (September 20, 2009 ISBN 978-4829134276)
*ハイスクールD×D5 冥界合宿のヘルキャット (December 19, 2009 ISBN 978-4829134702)
*ハイスクールD×D6 体育館裏のホーリー (March 20, 2010 ISBN 978-4829135006)
*ハイスクールD×D7 放課後のラグナロク (July 17, 2010 ISBN 978-4829135402)
*ハイスクールD×D8 アクマのおしごと (December 17, 2010 ISBN 978-4829135938)
*ハイスクールD×D9 修学旅行はパンデモニウム (April 20, 2011 ISBN 978-4829136287)
*ハイスクールD×D10 学園祭のライオンハート (September 17, 2011 ISBN 978-4829136775)
*ハイスクールD×D11 進級試験とウロボロス (January 20, 2012 ISBN 978-4829137208)
*ハイスクールD×D12 補習授業のヒーローズ (April 20, 2012 ISBN 978-4829137499)
*ハイスクールD×D13 イッセーＳＯＳ (Normal Edition - September 20, 2012 ISBN ???)
**ハイスクールD×D13 イッセーＳＯＳ (Limited Edition - September 20, 2012 ISBN ???)
*ハイスクールD×D14 ??? (Winter 2012-2013 ISBN ???)

[[Category:Fujimi Fantasia Bunko]]

Hidan no Aria:Volume6 Chapter1

2011-05-06T08:11:07Z

Rayuaza: /* 1st Ammo: Manhunt */

==1st Ammo: Manhunt==

--The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragunov_sniper_rifle Dragunov] Sniper Rifle

A slender body design, with a great aesthetic design.

It is very light, and it far surpasses other sniper rifles.

Also, its durability and reliability are not bad, and it is one of the world-class sniper rifles.

"Wa, wait. Wait a moment."

The Dragunov sniper rifle is entirely different than the sniper rifles which only have shooting as an advantage.

In a hostile environment it won’t receive damage, it can continuously shoot through the semi-automatic function, and also, on the peak, there’s a bayonet, and making it usable as a pike……it’s a terrifying 'warzone' sniper rifle.

“Why are you unhappy……Reki!”

That muzzle, for now, was pointing directly at me.

The one holding the rifle was the Snipe division’s genius, Reki.

She is someone who has the potential of a genius, the S-ranked butei in the same grade as me.

“——You and Aria, cannot be united.” 

Her voice completely toneless, Reki replied the same way as before.

Behind her, there was a bit of Tokyo’s chilly night view, with today’s night’s huge moonlight blooming of radiance.

I was stirred up by the sight of that scene with a feeling of uneasiness……

“United……is what?”

After she spoke those weird words, I was slightly blushing.

Just then, Aria and me——

After cleaning the Inquesta building, we were on this roof. Under the sunset. Just two of us.

Looking like this, maybe it looked like a scene of a pair of intimate man and woman who loves each other.

But, why did Reki, who seemed to have seen us two do that kind of thing, draw her gun!?

“Don’t……don’t say rubbish. The relationship between Aria and me isn’t that kind. It should be just the opposite, just then we were
saying……that, from now on……we will be separated. Us two.”　

“Were you talking about breaking up?”

“What, what do you mean by ‘breaking up’?”

“If it’s like this, then it is even better. Because Kinji-san, can be my husband without being bothered.”

That, that point.

Only that point.

The weirdest thing would be that point.

After chasing Aria away from here, Reki is now pointing her rifle at me……

''(And actually, proposed to me!)''

“Reki, you, why are you talking about ‘marriage’……!”

Also, from the beginning, I have the disease that is Hysteria Mode in my body. I must live far away from women.

That you, actually say ‘marriage’. What the heck is that!

“——If it’s like this, Kinji-san can become ‘Ulus’.”

“Ulus…...?”

“It means ’family’” (T/L note: Ulus is in Mongolian.)

Family……family member?

Impossible. This is becoming harder and harder to understand.

I'm just about to cry.

“Well, that...after marriage, the man and woman become family. ……But I already have my brother, it’s more than enough for me. If you want to have someone you can call family, you can find some other person to take care of you. What do you think?”  

I said that, trying to evade it.

“ ‘The wind says, that it’s you’ ”

Reki, said that with her previous hard tone.

“ ‘The wind says, that it can only be you’ “

——That tone, seemed to have an inexplicably strong confidence.

Her pupils, which looked like lenses, were staring at me as if she wanted to pierce through me with that gaze. 

It is really transparent, the sniper rifle’s scope.

''(……What the heck is that……!)''

This Reki, is different from the usual Reki.

This girl’s nickname is ‘Robot Reki’. She's always a wordless, emotionless, expressionless girl. But despite that, the Reki as of now, is making me feel some inexplicable intensity, as if I am her target.

——As if, she has received some kind of order.

“Lis-listen to me. Reki.”

I wanted to move my body out of her shooting line, and stepped back a bit as if it was nothing.

"Your actions are far too contradictory. Since you want me to be part of the family, why are you pointing your gun at me? Put that down, and let's talk about this calmly. Alright?"

"Denied. Men and women should not talk to each other--"

And doing the opposite of my suggestion, Reki shifted the gun with the slightest movement possible, pointing it at me while saying:

"--but steal each other."

Men and women should steal each other.

So, that's how Reki views boy-girl relationships. Well, if one had to talk about whether it was right or not, one couldn't say that it's completely wrong.

But, you, isn't that a ''really'' wrong way of looking at things?

Performing a Tsukommi on Reki in my heart, in my line of sight...

<nowiki>*Whoosh*</nowiki>

A leaf-brown cloth rode the wind, fluttering down.

Fluttering precisely within my reach, it was the jacket that I had taken off earlier for the sake of cleaning.

I looked up at the direction that it had flown from--and there, standing on the air-conditioning unit precisely one level above the ground, a beast was looking down at me.

That jacket appeared to be something that it had carried in its mouth all the way from the Inquesta classroom.

''(Haimaki...!)''

That was the silver-white wolf that Reki was taking care of, Haimaki.

Not understanding why he would be holding my uniform...

I caught it, and a little agitated, I put my hands through its sleeves.

Butei High's uniform--The jacket and pants are made out of the bulletproof fiber, TNK.

It's useless against the armor-piercing rounds that Reki was holding earlier, but wearing it is a little reassuring.

After all, the bullets that are stored in that magazine may not all be pierce rounds.

"Kinji-san."

"...What?"

"I too, do not wish to immediately make Kinji-san marry me."

Naturally.

"As such--I think that I will give you 7 minutes grace."

Just 7!?

"From now on, I will attack you 7 times. If you are able to escape being hit for more than 1 minute, I will retract my proposal."

This is like...explaining the rules of a game.

A cold sweat breaking out, I looked down at my watch.

"You can run where-ever you like. But, I'll warn you first. My "Killing Range" is 2051 meters." 

--Killing range.

The farthest range at which a hit is a certainty...The people in Snipe have different names for it, but Butei call it "Killing Range".

Which is to say, that is the distance at which snipers will definitely take out the enemy--

"In short, no matter where you run to inside this 2051m radius, my rifle will be able to hit you. Because, this rifle will never betray me--"

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kch* Looking at Reki, who had straightened her gun again, at last...

I too, strengthened my resolve.

--I get it, I get it.

It looks like no matter what, you're not willing to talk with me, Reki.

Then, as you wish, I will play this game with you.

The normal me would definitely be unwilling to listen to these words.

I don't know when Reki figured out how to make me change...But the me as of now has entered Hysteria Mode, where I will listen to anything that girl's say, because...

Without heat or passion, but all the more stimulating because of it--Earlier, Reki's kiss.

"Then, please marry me before the 7th bullet."

But...Why "7"?

I didn't have enough time to even voice that question--

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thud!*

"!?"

Leaping off the air-conditioning unit, The silver-wolf Haimaki flew over my head!

I saw that--probably something that Reki had made him wear--on his back, thick metal plating, just like armor, was protecting it. This is...I no longer have the chance to use the paralyzing bullet technique to graze his back, like I did to his brother. 

"--Uu!"

I, standing at the edge of the Inquesta Building, where the emergency stairs were, was smashed into by Haimaki, pouncing through the air.

Colliding with me like that, I fell onto the rusty steps.

As if pulling out its prey's organs, Haimaki ripped my cellphone out of my pocket, and just as that happened--

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Chnk!*

--The Dragunov's gunshot!

''(Armor-piercing bullet--!)''

I was in Hysteria Mode, but the blood froze in my veins.

I thought I was hit...but there was no pain. I was not injured.

As I felt a wave of relief wash over me, *Gchhng!*

"!"

Lumped together like a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dango Dango], Haimaki and I tumbled over together. We struck the handrail of the stairs, breaking it, sending us falling into thin-air.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Don!*

Haimaki jumped off me, using me as a step, returning to the stairs.

Quickly deploying the cable in my belt, I, like the Spiderman in the movies, lowered myself down to the emergency stairs a few floors below.

"...?"

Feeling a strange sensation, I glanced towards my left wrist, and my bulletproof uniform--

One of the buttons on the cuff was missing.

I could understand from the tiny piece of broken metal that was left on the sleeve. Just before, Reki had shot it off. The button.

Reki...Hasn't changed. She's still as impressive as usual.

As I was rolling around with Haimaki, she managed to shoot such that she only hit the tiny button of my cuffs.

''
(But, why did she shoot that kind of thing...?)''

As I frowned, by my ear, *Kccccchhhhh*--

As its paws trod upon the steel stairs, I heard the sound of its footsteps fast approaching.

Haimaki was rushing down the stairs.

I stretched out the Beretta in my hand...before I stopped.

Haimaki's bulletproof armor. That should be the tactical body armor that police dogs or Butei dogs wear.

My 9mm bullet would be completely useless. Even if I used all my bullets, the best I'd be able to do is delay him.

With no other choice, I could only spin around, rushing down the stairs, just ahead of Haimaki.

--Haimaki.

Now that I think about it, I had spent some time chasing you around on a motorcycle in the middle of spring. That's when you were still under Vlad's control. But now...it's your turn to chase me. This is divine retribution, isn't it?

Having landed on the ground, I--

''(If another bullet comes, I'll defend using Billiard Shot--)''

-thought that for a moment, before I realized that It was impossible.

A prerequisite of Billiard Shot is the ability to see the stance of the enemy, and deduce the trajectory of the bullet. I have to link the timing of my shot with the timing of her shot, a technique that only has one chance of success.

And facing a sniper whom I can't see, it's impossible for me to predict when she will open fire--I can't use it.

Feeling Haimaki's breath from behind my back, I sprinted forward with all my might, nothing else I could do. Under the strange looks of pedestrians that passed by occasionally, I went under the monorail tracks, jumping the guardrail to enter the commercial district, ignoring the traffic lights--

And using the anti-sniper tactics that I had learned in Assault, I twisted aside at one of the crossroads, entering a tiny alley.

Bullets cannot curve, and as such, sniper rifles can only hit enemies that are directly in their line of fire. As long as I hide in this kind of angular place, I definitely won't be hit.

"Haa, haa, haa..."

I leaned my back against the wall of the building, glancing at my watch.

It's just about to reach 1 minute after the first shot. According to the rules that Reki set down, this should be my victory.

I thought this, turning my head towards the entrance of the alley to see whether Haimaki had caught up with me--

--*Giin!*

Suddenly, sparks burst forth from the pole of the traffic light by the side of the road.

"!?"

The next instant, *Bch!*, a feeling of numbness ran up my wrist.

''(I-I was hit...!?)''

I looked to my left wrist in panic--and again, I saw that yet another button on the cuffs of my sleeve had been ripped off by a bullet.

Reki. You--

-hit the pole of the traffic light, and you still managed to make the bullet ricochet and hit my wrist!

L-Snipe.

Like the concept of the V-shape bullet trajectory that my own Billiard Shot draws in the air, this is a sniping technique that allows the bullet to reach an enemy around an angle, a shot that draws an L in the air.

I went "Tch", and I ran deeper into alley, which continued to wind--*Gng! Gng!* The sound of ricocheting bullets resounded twice behind me, and this time, the feeling of numbness ran up my right wrist.

--L-L Snipe...!

The bullet hit the pole of the traffic light before it ricocheted off a roadside garbage-can, chasing me all the way up the street!

''(I-is that even possible...!?)''

While I continued to go "Tch", I ran through the automatic door of a select shop.

This is in an alley which has 2 corners, and what's more, this is a shop. Added to this, in front of this shop, there's nothing like a postbox or powerline-pole to ricochet off.

(This place is definitely...safe!)

Quite unpopular, this shop was filled with mannequins of girls, but there was not a customer in sight.

--*Zccchh!*

I saw Haimaki, hurtling in front of the store like a hurricane...and the store attendant, seeing him, retreated into a corner of the shop.

Just right. I'm sorry, but I'm just going to hide here for now.

"...?"

Drawing my gun and pointing towards the open door, I--couldn't help but frown.

Haimaki was not entering the store.

He had stopped in front of the automatic door such that it would not close, and he lowered his head, stretching his front paws out, crouching down.

''(...!)''

I reacted violently, but it was already too late.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Gin!*--*Gin!*--the bullet, having come here all the way through the alley, also--*Giiin!*

Ricocheted off the metal plating on Haimaki's back, facing this way--

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Bcch!* It tore past my right sleeve in a heartbeat.

"--Uwoah!"

My wrist having been grazed by a bullet, I fell towards the feet of the mannequins.

I looked at my hand, sprawled out across the floor--and from my right wrist, one more button had disappeared from the cuffs.

My mind in Hysteria Mode told me what exactly that meant.

If you add the first and second button on the chest of my uniform and the 2 cuff buttons on each of my wrists---together, there are 6 buttons.

And Reki has been shooting them one by one.

--Reki's words echoed in my mind.

"Then, please marry me before the 7th bullet."

If all 6 of my buttons go missing, and I still haven't replied with "YES"--

The 7th shot--where are you going to shoot, Reki.

Could it be that, you are trying to kill...me!

"...Fuck...!"

Reki can see me. Reki can shoot me.

But despite that, I cannot see her. I cannot shoot her back.

''(This is a sniper...!)''

A battle between pistols and snipers is like a battle between a sword and a gun. If both sides are far apart from each other, the pistol's bullet will have no way of reaching the sniper. Even if it's the me in Hysteria Mode, that fact doesn't change.

Kneeling on one knee and looking up, I...in an instant, all the mannequins looked like Reki.

This terrifying feeling. I'm going to go mad. My consciousness was about to be pressured into reaching its limit.

The me as of right now is being run down by a silver wolf, and I am but prey that cannot evade the bullets of the hunter.

Yes...This is as Reki called it, a "hunt".

--Isn't this just a..."Manhunt"!!

I used all the bullets in my Beretta to chase Haimaki away, and Hysteria Mode, sending interrupted thoughts into my mind, had thought of a place where I could hide.

I don't know why, but...

The Hysteria Mode this time, triggered by Reki, went away extremely fast.

''(If "the exterior of an obstacle" doesn't work, then if I enter the "hollow interior of an obstacle"...!)''

Perhaps, I might have a chance.

Thinking that way, I ran, throwing my body about, piercing through the alleys, returning to the entrance of the campus. Hopping the fence, I ran into the Logi's garage. Rushing towards what appeared to be a very sturdy four-wheel drive, I used the multi-purpose tool in my Butei Handbook to open the door.

Butei cars are completely armored. Even if the enemy uses armor-piercing bullets, it's still able to withstand the attack.

As long as I hide here, there shouldn't be a problem--

But, as I had just entered and closed the door.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pa!*

"!"

Cracks, running outwards like a spiderweb, appeared on the window of the car. That was Reki's shot!

But, the bullet didn't pierce it. It only damaged the bulletproof glass, ricocheting off.

A-as it should.

''(My...victory!)''

But, as I rubbed my hands, slick with cold swaet, I froze.

--*Pa!*

--*Pa!*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pa! Pa! Pa!*

The sniping...continued without pause.

And, they were all concentrated on one singular point on the glass, not straying by even a millimeter.

Reki, like hammering a nail into a plank--Finally--

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kch!*

Shot through the bulletproof glass!

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Bch!* And, on my uniform--the second button on my chest was ripped off, spinning into the air.

My mind...thought back to Reki's other words.

"That's why, you should know that there are people who can easily destroy your existences through other means."

She was completely correct. If what Reki was aiming for was not a button...but my head, then even the me in Hysteria Mode would have had my brains blown out.

Jeanne, Vlad, Patra--

Even Sherlock I could win when I was in this mode--Hysteria Mode!

Fuck! Ahh, I've understood! I understand it very well! You're stronger than me!

So, please stop it! Reki!

On my uniform, only one button was left.

I ran out of the four-wheel vehicle, which already had a broken window, and I used the last resort.

Understanding that running away had no meaning, I no longer ran to extend the distance.

(More like, I'm doing the opposite...!)

Just before Hysteria Mode had disappeared, the last place to run had flashed into the forefront of my mind--My starting point, Inquesta.

The building that Reki was on.

If she's still on that rooftop, then it's impossible for her to shoot downwards. Absolutely.

Even if she rushes down the stairs, preparing to shoot within the classroom, she will definitely take too much time, and I will win.

I sprinted into the building with all my might, running into the classroom that Aria and I had had a competition to clean this evening. I didn't turn on the light.

I glanced at my watch--It had been 50 seconds since the last shot.

10 seconds left. 9, 8, 7...

Alright. At the last of the last, I made a comeback. Thanks to the inverse logic due to the circumstances.

As I heaved a sigh of relief--

"!"

Her hair and skirt fluttering, Reki--

--*Bang*--!

Falling down in what amounted to a standing position, she shot me through the window!

That bullet, fired from point blank range, shattered the glass. And inexorably, it continued towards me, who couldn't help but flinch backwards. Towards the first button on the chest of my uniform.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kin!*

It was blown away...!

(I'm done...!)

Apparently having affixed her cable to the roof, Reki, *Shhh*...Used a miniature automated reel to ascend up the cable, and she entered the classroom through the window. Standing in front of me, who was still in a state of shock.

Afterward, she raised that face, which looked like it belonged to the CG of a game character, drawn with painstaking care...

And like a robot, she raised the Dragunov towards me.

Pointing at the chest of my uniform, which was wide open--Pointing it at my completely defenseless, vulnerable, heart.

"--I-I surrender. I understand. Don't fire."

Reki really is a girl whom I cannot understand.

So, she might really kill me with the 7th bullet.

Because before this, when we had fought with Patra, she had shot the opponent in the head as if it were perfectly natural.

"Whether it's marriage or something else, I will agree. Don't fire."

My last thread of hope, Hysteria Mode, having been released, I could only raise my hands in defeat.

And in front of me, who was in this position...

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Kch.* Reki leaned the Dragunov against a desk by her side.

"--Then, Kinji-san. From now onwards, I am yours. I have translated the following edict into modern Japanese...If you don't understand, then please forgive me."

And with that, taking off her headphones, striding in my front of me--
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In the empty nighttime classroom, she knelt.

Behind her...the moon, particularly enormous tonight, scattered its rays through the shattered window.

"From this moment onward, I am for Kinji-san to use. The strength of my gun is yours, use it as you will. My body has become but one of your possessions, use it as you will."

...He-hey...

"A bride does everything her lord wishes. I vow that my bullets will seek vengeance upon all those nearby who wish to harm my lord. I will eradicate them, not leaving a trace."

Wh...What did you say?

Just now, you set your wolf on me, and you shot at me...

But despite that, now, "my body has become but one of your possessions"?

"One of Ulus is all, and all of Ulus is one. From this moment onwards, us 47 girls of Ulus, no matter when, for eternity, will become your strength."

As if reciting certain requirements, she added this last sentence, in front of me, who was still stunned--

Standing up lightly, she wore her headphones again, and she picked up the Dragunov, shouldering it.

"... ..."

She was completely still. She just stood there like that. And that expressionless gaze was fixated upon the empty air in front of her.

This is probably...the normal Reki. I can already feel the lack of killing intent.

I may not know why, but that hunter form she was in just now, appears to have stopped.

"..."

Standing there in a daze, just like Reki, I felt a chill trickle up my spine...Using my mind in normal mode, I organized this sequence of events, which didn't seem to have fully registered in my mind.

Just now, that "Manhunt" was probably an exhibition of Reki's power.

--If you run, I will kill you.

That message had been deeply engraved into my mind.

And just after that, she announced that she would marry me.

--I am yours.

These 2 messages were completely contradictory, but without a doubt, she had conveyed such to me in reality.

(...)

I scratched my head, trying to ascertain the situation around me.

I've been captured by a sniper. If I run, I will be sniped. The Butei phrase for such situations is, "Sniper Restriction".

It conveys the situation of being trapped in the opponent's Killing Range--an invisible cage.

Following the rules that I had learned in Assault about being restricted by an enemy...I should pretend to surrender, not resisting, no matter what may come my way. Submit and obey the opponent's every order.

And, later, take the chance to escape, or call for support.

Well...Right now, Reki probably won't interrogate me or kill me like a Yakuza or terrorist. So, the first movement that is laid down--"Surrender", should be the correct step to take.

But, although I waved a white flag--

"..."

-I had no idea of what to do afterward.

Reki seemed to have entered standby, and she didn't move at all.

"..."

I tested the waters, taking one step, two steps back...

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Tap Tap*

Uu. She followed.

I turned my back, leaving the classroom..*Tap Tap Tap Tap* She continued to follow, at my back.

...So hateful. This is like the incarnation of a ghost, haunting my back.

Thinking that, I quickened my steps, wanting to descend the stairs--

Appearing to notice this, Reki, *Shh*,

Grabbed my sleeve.

"...What is it."

"Please don't leave me."

"Why?"

"I cannot let the enemy attack you."

The enemy, she says. Who would want to attack me?

Now that I think about it, she said this before she started to attack me. Something like, "the enemies from now on,"

...Wasn't that about you?

But, if I just resist her, things will get ugly, right? If I push Reki's switch, and she becomes weird again, she might just deliver the 7th bullet a little late, directly to my head this time.

"So...what are you going to do, Reki? From now on?"

"I will obey you. I will carry out any orders you give."

"...Get away from me."

"I cannot do such a thing."

What is this. Despite the fact that you just said you will carry out any orders I give.

With that, I looked back, an unsatisfied expression on my face.

"Then...Raise one leg."

I copied the old movie that I had seen on TV, "Terminator 2", and I tried saying something horrible.

And--*Shh*

On top of the stairs, Reki raised her right knee a little, standing there on one leg, just like a flamingo.

Hmmm...Well, looks like she really will do anything I say.

...Alright. I've thought of something good.

"A little more up."

This could be my chance to escape.

I--pushed Reki. I'll just pretend it's payback for the blow from before.

If she rolls down the stairs like that, I can steal the Dragunov before running away.

Diagonally above me, who had been putting this together in my mind, Reki raised her small, deer-like leg.

But, her center of gravity didn't change at all. That's amazing, that sense of balance feels like that of a gymnast.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Shhh*....*Shhhh*...

That snow white knee continued to raise up, continuing to reach towards the ceiling...

And her thigh, nearly horizontal now, brought her skirt along with it...

"...!"

Ah...Hey...

Th-the scene before my eyes is about to get da-dangerous!

"A-alright, alright! You can bring it down now!"

Turning my face around, I gave her an order, panicked.

--<nowiki>*</nowiki>Tap*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Fuah*Reki brought her leg down, and her skirt returned to normal.

"?"

Seeing me so panicked, Reki twisted her head by one cm.

Hey, is there a need to go "?" If you had raised it more, I'd be able to see under your short skirt. If you're a girl, then be a little more embarrassed, a little more unwilling, alright?

Really--Reki really is a robot girl.

Now, have I been forced to take something I don't want at all, a remote control?

A defective remote control, one with a missing switch: "Go far away".

Me.

Reki, behind me.

Haimaki, behind Reki.

We walked through the nighttime street in a row, just like RPG characters...I was thinking.

To be honest, I was extremely, extremely angry. I wanted to return home and sleep as fast as possible.

But, at this time, if I were to bring Reki back to my own room--earlier, having misunderstood the relationship between Reki and I, Aria...Meeting up with her would be very awkward.

And, Shirayuki as well. She said that she was going to stay at the Meiji Shrine tonight...But, my misfortune has been proven again and again, so with that in mind, I followed the steps in my head: "I will return home before the agreed time!" → "Some pests have attached themselves to Kin-chan! Pests should be exterminated!" With that, there's the possibility that Dormitory War III will break out again.

As for Muto or Shiranui's place...that won't do either. As long as Reki continues to follow me, those places won't do at all.

With no other options, I told Reki this.

But, Reki didn't take it seriously at all, and she said:

"Then come to my room."

And at that moment, I finally noticed...I had already been pressured into a position where I had no choice but to do that.

(The girl's dormitory...how hateful...)

Stealthily, making sure that the teacher on duty didn't notice me, I walked into the 2nd girl's dormitory. Reki and Haimaki's steps were completely silent, but the same couldn't be said for me. Hey, Reki, how is it that you have such a perfect gait? You may have said "come to my room," so calmly, but isn't it obvious that if I'm noticed, things will get ugly?

Continuously complaining in my heart, I arrived at Reki's room...

"..."

Inside, was the same terrifying desolateness, without a trace of life.

The room, illuminated by a single lightbulb, had no furniture at all. Actually, why doesn't the wall even have a clock on it? It's amazing that you're able to live in this kind of sickening atmosphere.

It may have been the 2nd time I had come here, but I still felt a vague feeling that I was intruding.

"... ..."

Now that I think about it, even though it looks like this, this room still belongs to a single girl.

And from now on, I am to live with Reki here, just a boy and a girl.

This...In terms of Hysteria Mode, is a huge pinch.

Because, if I go into Hysteria Mode, and spend a night with Reki, who has a personality like that of a hostess, doing something that I can't take back...

...I might really have to take responsibility. I might have no choice but to marry her. That really is a deathtrap. Also, the person in question won't resist at all.

(I have to stay alert...)

I couldn't help but twist my gaze away from Reki, who was bending down, removing her shoes on the bare concrete...couldn't help but twist my gaze away from the nape of her neck, slightly exposed...so white that I could hardly tell the difference between her skin and the uniform. 

Never having applied any makeup or cosmetics, Reki has never received a lot of attention, but in truth...

She is a breathtakingly beautiful girl.

In truth, her face as it is, is far more beautiful than a model's face, completely covered with makeup.

That expressionless face makes people feel that she is hard to approach...but, just as Reki's secret fanclub believes, she is amazingly cute.

"--Kinji-san."

"Hmm? Ah, um, what?"

Thinking about that, my voice a little agitated, I couldn't help but twist my head around to look at Reki, who had suddenly raised her head, looking my way.

Th-this expressionless gaze, looking upwards--Damn it, it's cute. It's like the gaze of a puppy.

"The keycard to this place. Please use it as you like."

Reki's slender, white finger...It was hard to believe that just few a moments ago, it had been pulling the trigger to a sniper rifle--passed the ID card to me.

(I don't want it! But, if I say something like that, her sniper rifle will spit fire again, right...)

With no other choice, I reached out, but my fingers...and Reki's soft, gentle fingers.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Shh*

For an instant. They touched. As if linking with each other.

--*Dogun*

My heartbeat, a strange sound.

For some reason, this seems to be the sound between "Dokin" and "Giku". It's pretty talented. My heart, that is.[http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Hidan_no_Aria:Volume6_Translator%27s_Notes#Chapter_1]

"..."

"..."

Ahh...Damn it. I can't speak. Against girls...I am weak. No matter how much time may pass, no matter which girl it may be.

Reki strode into one of the interior rooms from the entrance. Inside, was the only piece of furniture--On the table, were various tools, which looked like metal brushes and anvils. Those tools were used for maintaining guns.

Having been standing in the living room in a daze, I didn't really want to stay inside the desolate living room...and so, I also walked into the other room, which was like a workroom.

"...Sorry for interrupting."

"..."

Reki didn't look at me. She was sitting up straight on the chair, preparing to maintain her sniper rifle.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Click Click Chck Chck*

The gun was dismantled under Reki's practiced movements, turning a mass of components, laid out piece by piece onto the table.

There was nothing like a manual or handbook by her side.

It appears that each component and function of the Dragunov, down to the smallest screw, was completely memorized by her.

Her technique able to match any Amdo teacher, perfectly maintaining the Dragunov, Reki--

-*Kch*, pointed the reassembled rifle at the wall, checking it.

Almost like a swordsman which had just been given a katana.

"Kinji-san. I'm sorry, but starting now--please stop breathing for a while."

"...Breathing? What?"

"There is a chance that the water particles in your breath might stick to the bullet and affect it, somehow."

Finished talking, Reki pulled open a drawer and took a vinyl-sealed ziploc bag from out of it. From within it, she took out a 7.62mmx54R--a sniper round.

(...Breathing, she says. She really has some mental problems...)

But still, I lowered my breathing, staring at Reki as she worked.

Looking closely, there was a scale on the table. That was an instrument to precisely measure how much gunpowder to use in each bullet.

Which is to say, sealed inside the case that Reki had just taken out, were bullets, all of them made by Reki herself. She certainly pays a lot of attention to fine detail.

As for me, I always go to buy the pistol bullets that are resold by the army. Not even that, I always aim for the cheap ones.

"..."

Wearing gloves, Reki placed 1 bullet, 2 bullets on the table, in a neat row.

After she had finished laying them all out, *Shh*. she stared at the 20 bullets, spread apart... 

Her eyes, seeming like scanners, gazed upon the bullets, flowing from left to right in a meticulous order, unblinking....

She only picked one bullet up.

Continuing to scan the bullet from every angle, Reki made me feel as if she needed no instruments to measure anything. Rather, with just her eyes and fingertips, she could sense every microgram of fault, feel every nanogram of error.

"..."

Reki slotted the bullet, which appeared to have passed her test, into the magazine, and the remaining 19 bullets...*Clatter Clatter*. She threw them all into the rubbish bin by her feet. Once again, she took out another case, which probably held 20 bullets as well.

"What are you doing?"

"Misfire protection. I will only use the best bullet from the 20."

"...Don't be so wasteful. This is an eco-era, after all. And as for misfires, when they happen, they happen. There's no stopping it."

"Until now, that has not happened to me once."

Apparently having a lot of pride when it comes to to matters involving guns, Reki answered me, the box clasped between her hands.

"That...I realize that maintenance is important. But, there will be times where guns, as well as tools, don't respond to our commands. The ability to adapt to such a situation, and overcome it is what it means to be a Butei."

"My gun will not betray me."

Reki returned those words, her tone slightly firmer, slightly louder, those cute lips tightly closed--

Her gaze returned to the desk, and she continued selecting the bullets.

It's true that...if one does such a thing, the probability of a misfire happening will become zero.

(But--this way of doing things, she won't even let one drop fall from her cup.) 

With just 1 battle, she completely dismantles her gun, maintaining it, protecting against any malfunctions.

All her bullets are made meticulously, and even after that, they undergo a strict selection phase to prevent any chance of misfiring.

Reki's attitude, obsessive to this level, leaves no room for error.

It may be that I, not wanting to be killed, decided to surrender first, looking for a chance to run...

But, looking at this scene, her meticulousness is such that, there will be no "chance to run".

(At any rate, were I to escape to any corner of Academy Island...as long as I am within 2 kilometers of Reki, I will be sniped...)

It looks like my plan to run was meaningless.

Since that's the way things are--The only thing I can do is, convince Reki to stop attacking me.

But, how do I do that?

I leaned against the wall, my mind whirring into gear, thinking of how I could regain my freedom.

Now that I think about it, I might have seen something in the appendix of one of the Assault textbooks--

When being used as a hostage, when the opponent has no weaknesses, when it's impossible to run...as the last resort, there's still the method, called: "Lima Syndrome".

Lima Syndrome is a situation where after a period of time, the offenders will begin sympathizing with the hostages and in the end decide to end the conflict of their own free will. It is named thus because of just such a situation that happened in 1996, when a large-scale kidnapping incident occurred in the Japanese embassy of Lima, Peru. 

(But, will that method work? On this robot girl?)

Thinking about those things, I--

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Click*

-heard the sound of Reki inserting the magazine, completely loaded with handpicked bullets, into the Dragunov. A noise so ominous, filled with despair.

After finishing the maintenance of her gun, Reki...*Tap Tap*

Strode into the living room.

As she walked, her clothes rustled, and in a flowing movement, she pulled her scarf, part of the school uniform, off.

...What's she doing now?

Not understanding, I gazed upon her back...

Inside a small side room, upon closer investigation, there was what appeared to be a miniature washing machine. Inside it, Reki took off her headphones...

"..."

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Rustle* Her hands grasped the hem of her shirt.

"......"

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Rustle*

"--!?"

Sh-she pulled it up with one movement!

"--Wait! Wait! Why are you taking off your clothes!?"

Reki's exposed back, shining like a pearl, made me panic.

"Bathing."

"Do-don't turn around!"

"--The stains on one's body will affect one's health. Conversely, my health will affect the accuracy of my sniping and as such, I must constantly cleanse myself."

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Zcch* She pulled her zipper down. *Fyuu*

A-and without a moment's hesitation, sh-she even took her skirt off.

Panicked, I twisted around, my back facing Reki, who had no qualms whatsoever about exposing her unadorned, white undergarments.

"Th-that's not what I'm talking about, I-I saw it all, you know!"

"I care not."

"I care!"

"--Haimaki, come here."

Reki didn't appear to understand the reason for my resistance--*Kch, Shhhhh, Fyuu*

-once again, the noise of rustling clothes reached my ears.

And the source of that noise--I had no wish of thinking about.

How dangerous is this girl?

I knew that she had no emotions, but I didn't expect that it would even extend to things like this.

Why is it that, in front of me...you can remove your clothes so calmly!

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Tap Tap Tap Tap* Haimaki passed by my side, and the sound of the shower door closing reached my ears...*Shhh*...the sound of a shower really started.

And my eyes, just like the shower, gushing water now, were watering. Damn it. What a horrible day.

--"Lima Syndrome"

Taking some time to establish a relationship with Reki, and afterward, convince her into letting me go.

That was my last hope of getting out of here.

(But...)

Relationships can only be formed between people.

But, facing the inhuman Reki, there doesn't seem to be any chance of success.

Which is to say, my plan has to start with educating Reki about human emotions.

And that--is a long, perhaps endless, path. But, if I don't act, there will be no way for me to leave this Sniper Restriction. So, I have to adopt an indomitable mindset and find a way to carry out, "Reki's humanization"...

 After I too, had borrowed her shower--

-My head resting on Haimaki's back, lying on the ground, I pondered my plan in secret.

Before, his fur wet, looking like a dog, Haimaki shook himself violently on the balcony, throwing the water off and returning to normal. His fur was soft, and very comfortable.

"..."

I twisted my head to the side, and Reki, wearing a sailor uniform, was sitting upright against the wall. It appears that she has several uniforms, and she wears them alternatively.

"......"

Before, when I found out about it, I was extremely surprised, because Reki sleeps upright.

Some say that, during the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sengoku_period Sengoku period], some warriors, for the sake of being able to react immediately to the enemy's surprise attacks, had the habit of clutching their swords while they slept. And in modern times, Reki still does that. Even while she sleeps, she does not show any weaknesses. 

(Well...but, as a girl, you're full of weaknesses.)

...Wearing that kind of short skirt, sitting like that, on your knees.

I can understand that, if one sits like that while holding a sniper rifle, that stance is very stable...but, could you tell me where my eyes are supposed to look?

As a result of your present, for the sake of not seeing anything...unnecessary, I chose a very uncomfortable sleeping position. Well, I may say that, but no matter where I lie, it will be cold, bare concrete.

"...It's time for lights out. May I switch off the lights?"

Hearing her words, I glanced at my watch, it was just 9:00, not 1 second more, or less. No wonder there are no clocks here, her body clock is as accurate as a robot's.

"It's fine. There's nothing to do in this empty place, anyways."

I responded, almost complaining.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pa*

Reki used the muzzle of the Dragunov to push the switch of the light behind her, switching off the light. But, the Tokyo streetlights, by the sea, were shining in a little, and as such, it wasn't very dark.

"..."

Silently, Reki closed those eyes, which seemed to be gems, floating in the midst of the darkness.

That gave me the feeling of a robot switching itself off, quieting down...But, she's still breathing. That chest, which could not be said to be well-developed, no matter how one looked at it, was rising and falling, in time with her breaths.

"..."

Reki's sleeping face, appearing in the midst of the faint light--

Such a terrifying enemy...has such an unparalleled beauty. Such that it makes me feel a little lost, a little confused.

More appropriately, this is some sort of allure, right? That face, so neat, seemed to be like a doll...fashioned from some sort of crystal, crafted lovingly by a famous artisan.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Fyuu*

An aroma, reminiscent of plant-scented shampoo, wafted over, following the wind. Reki's hair, damp from her shower, under the night breeze, coming in through the partially opened window, was slowly returning to its natural smoothness.

"...Are you asleep yet?"

"...Not yet."

Once again, Reki opened her closed eyes, looking this way.

Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3 The Seventh Question

2011-03-03T05:40:29Z

Rayuaza:

==The Seventh Question:==

'''Please answer the following question.'''

"When the observer A moves at the velocity V, an ambulance with a sound frequency of f moves forward at a speed of V'. Please state what will happen when the speed of sound is at V? What kind of phenomenon is this?

'''Himeji Mizuki's answer:'''

"The observer A will hear the siren at a frequency of f(V+v)/(V-v'). This phenomenon is known as Doppler [http://www.baka-tsuki.net/project/index.php?title=Baka_to_Tesuto_to_Syokanju:Volume3_Translator%27s_Notes]."

'''Teacher's comment:'''

The same phenomenon will also appear during an F1 race. Though most people often feel that physics phenomenon are rather rare, they do often occur in our everyday life.

'''Yoshii Akihisa's answer:'''

"The observer A gets knocked away at the speed of v'+v. This phenomenon is called a traffic accident."

'''Teacher's comment:'''

Seeing you write this relative velocity makes me even angrier.

"Sensei, to think that you actually expected me to make it all the way here. The other teachers were all rather optimistic that I wouldn't be able to make it all the way here, right?"

"I don't ever underestimate an opponent. You're an idiot, but that mobility of yours can't be underestimated."

"Then I really have to thank you—hiya!"

I use my wooden sword to skilfully dodge Ironman's sudden punch.

I won't be as careless as the last time. Even if Ironman fights physically, I have to treat him as if he's a tough summoned beast!

"However, it will be great if you can use the mobility on other aspects. you're just a group of sexual harassers. Aren't you afraid of being suspended?"

The shocking kick that looks like it's coming over at a terrifying speed flies towards me. If I were to be really hit by him, I'll be left with half a life even if I don't die!

"I won't be threatened by you! We gathered so many people, you can't lock onto a target. The school can't suspended just a group of students, right?"

I duck and move forward, raising my wooden sword and hacks it at Ironman's abdomen. However, Ironman's huge arm easily swings my attacks aside. Is it the so-called flesh armour?

"Since you knew that you may be suspended, why don't you people love yourselves more?"

"If you want to suspend us, you'll have to memorise all the names of the students taking part in this!"

Using the reflex speed of being knocked aside, I lift my leg and step forward. Even though I hit Ironman's completely undefended leg, the unstable and swaying thing isn't Ironman, but my summoned beast. No matter how light a summoned beast is, it isn't a real body.

"And you dare say that! I'll beat all of you one by one, and then record the names of every single one of you!"

"—Ku!"

Before my summoned beast manages to stablise itself, it takes a punch attack that's not too heavy before flying to the corner of the wall. The moment the summoned beast flew to the wall, the sharp pain is passed onto my body.

"And you're the first one!"

In order to seize onto the opportunity, Ironman charges towards my summoned beast at lightning speed. If I want to beat that guy who's like a monster, one summoned beast alone isn't going to be enough.

What should I do? Do I give up now and run away? Do I kneel down in front of my comrades and beg for mercy? No, I won't let this happen! Since I made it all the way, even if my teeth are to be beaten out and blood spilled, I have to win this battle! I~~WON'T GIVE UP!

"Let's go—double summon!"

The moment I commanded it, another summoned beast appears in response.

"KU! YOSHII, YOU BASTARD!"

After blocking the attack of the other summoned beast that suddenly appeared, Ironman jumps away in shock and maintains a suitable distance.

If one summoned beast isn't enough, I'll just summon an additional one. Good thing I have this power, this is the great power that I got from before.

"Is it the platinum bracelets? The principal can really find trouble for me."

Ironman's casual look is no longer present.

This is the prize I won from the previous summoning tournament--the platinum bracelets. Yuuji's bracelet's ability creates a summoning field, and my bracelet has the ability to summon an additional summoned beast. As long as I use this ability properly, beating Ironman isn't just a dream.

"Sensei, the real show starts now!"

The two summoned beast get into battle positions, moving about as they surround Ironman. The main summoned beast is on the right, the secondary one's on the left as both of them swing their wooden swords at Ironman at the same time.

"Ugh, ku!"

Being attacked from different directions at the same time, Ironman loses his balance for a while. The next moment, the two summoned beasts let out heavy attacks that Ironman's kneecaps, which are still weak. However, Ironman let his kneecaps sink and let the strong thighs endure the attacks of the summoned beasts, and the pain bounces back onto me as if I attacked a tire.

My summoned beasts heavily attack Ironman with fists, kicks and wooden swords. The situation is completely reversed now. Ironman's clearly in the disadvantage, and my attacks cleanly hit the flesh. However—

"It's not damaging him at all!"

Ironman's defending onto his head and chest while using only his strong body to deflect the rest of my attacks. Damn it, this guy's definitely a monster.

"What now, Yoshii? You seem to be a lot more anxious now."

Seeing my slightly panicking look, Ironman inadvertently lets out a smirk.

On first glance, it seemed like I got the advantage, but the situation now is extremely critical, for I need to think of both the main and secondary summoned beasts' actions at the same time. I have to make instant decisions to decide whether to allow either the main beast or the secondary dodge the kick before both summoned beasts can either attack or defend. It’s too hard to think of two people’s movements at the same time, and if this keeps up, it might not be too good.

“BUT EVEN SO, I WILL NOT ADMIT DEFEAT!”

I let my main summoned beast swing its wooden sword and the secondary beast swings its right fist. After dodging the wooden sword, Ironman gets hit by the punch and counters with his kneecap. His target is the secondary—no, is it the main? I quickly raise my arms to create a cross guard and let my secondary beast swing its left elbow at Ironman’s abdomen. However, Ironman blocks the elbow and does a leg sweep, intending to attack the main beast, no, the secondary—

“Your movements are becoming even slower, Yoshii!”

“Ku!”

I feel a sharp pain from my right wrist. Which side got attacked? The main or the secondary? Wah, oh no! The moment I stopped attacking, Ironman went in for the kill. Anyway, lets swing the wooden sword to block it—no! It’s too late!

This time, it’s a fist at the secondary beast—seems like it, but isn’t he aiming at the main beast? Damn it, it’s a feint!

“Gu, hu!”

I endure a sharp pain in my chest as my back lands on the floor.

“End of the line, Yoshii.”

The winner is decided. Ironman seem to be declaring his own victory as he reverts back to his nonchalant look.

Seeing his thick, muscular arms that are like a live armour, my attacks aren’t even tickling him, let alone scratching.

Maybe it’s too reckless for me to summon two summoned beasts. Even if I’m to concentrate, my mind will get too confused until I am unable to decide what instructions to give to my summoned beasts. No, before I can worry about being unable to control two summoned beasts at the same thing, the most important thing is that I’m unable to deal damage to the opponent.

“Even if it’s to fulfil that fleeting perverseness of yours, your concentration is only to this extent!”

Ironman slowly walks towards me as I continue to remain on the ground.

That’s right, Ironman’s right. My concentration isn’t enough, which is why I’m unable to control my summoned beasts’ movements properly.

But even if I understand this, I can’t just gain enough concentration to control two summoned beasts at the same time. Seems like I lose this time, better to give up on peeping, and start training myself to concentrate! Concentrate—concentrate?

“That’s it!”

With enthusiasm, I get up from the floor. That’s right, there’s still this method!

“Oh…so you still want to fight? Only your determination is stronger than others.”

Seeing me stand up again, Ironman seem rather happy as he reveals a snarl. No matter when the situation is, this guy will always show a careful attitude. However, continue smiling, for right now, I’ll make you unable to smile ever again!

“Ironman, I got to thank you for giving me this hint.”

“The hint I gave you?”

“Didn’t you just say ‘concentrate’?”

Since I gave different instructions to the two summoned beasts, I got myself confused. If I’m to attack different parts and when the opponent increases his guard, those punches and kicks won’t be able to show their real power. This is the problem that I’m facing now, but there’s a way to settle this.

“That’s right, it’s to concentrate! I need to reduce the attack area. No matter it’s a punch, kick, or wooden sword swing, main beast or secondary beast, from now on, my attacks just need to focus on one area.”

If one attack isn’t enough to break through that muscle armour of his, then I’ll have to attack the same place multiple times.

Concentrate! Right now, I need to focus all my attacks on a certain piece—

“I’ll focus all my attacks at your balls!”

“You, you bastard, how can you have such a terrifying thought!?”

“WATCH THIS, IRONMAN!”

The attack that looks like a hook downwards is actually a feint that’s going to change into a flying kick that’s aimed there. Once the flying kick is out, the wooden sword will be thrust at Ironman’s crotch. Also, the punch that was aimed at the chest will change trajectory and move towards the abdomen. All this is to attack Ironman’s important place!

“Damn it, this is the first time I met someone who’s intent on attacking the lower body…”

Ironman isn’t looking calm now.

The real show starts now! My summoned beast aims at his abdomen, and looks like it’s about to grab his elbow, but is actually attacking between his thighs. I’ll attack his lower body, attack, attack, attack. Anyway, I’ll continue to attack his balls!

Recovering myself, I realise that Ironman’s expending a lot of energy just to defend himself.

“GO TO HELL, IRONMAN!!!”

Since he can’t attack, my summoned beast will release a heavy punch with lots of strength stored in it.

“KUUH!!”

Ironman frantically reaches his hand out to block his crotch.

“Hehe, you got fooled, eh?”

But in an instant, the main beast has already bent down to act as a jump board and let the secondary summoned beast jump towards Ironman’s back. But this movement is a feint, the one who’s really attacking is still the main beast!

“Damn—”

“WATCH ME NOW!”

Using his hands to guard his lower body, Ironman is unable to protect his head in time. Thus, my summoned beast hacks towards Ironman’s head without any defense on it.

“Ku…Yo, Yoshii, you bastard…”

With a thonk, Ironman can’t support himself anymore and gradually falls to the ground.

“Finally…IT’S FINALLY OVER!”

Such a long journey! I wanted to give up so many times, and it’s not just once that I felt despair. But at this moment, the Fantasy Heaven is right in front of me.

“Minami’s flat chest, wait for me!”

Those photos that represents the dreamworld is right in front of me! I’ll so happy that I’m unable to—eh? There’s a killing intent?

“WATCH THIS!”

Maybe it’s my basic instincts, but I immediately ducked. The next moment, I immediately discovers some biri biri sound passing through where my head was.

“I won’t hand onee-sama’s virginity over to you!”

“Shimizu-san!”

Holding a seemingly familiar taser in her hand, Shimizu-san appeared in front of me. Isn’t that the 200,000 volts taser that Yuuji lent me? Once hit, even if it’s an attack that’s blocked by clothing, it will immediately render anyone unconscious. That taser is definitely a dangerous weapon!

“Onee-sama was rather lost ever since last night, and wouldn’t even look at Miharu. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! SHOW YOUR REMORSE TO MIHARU WITH YOUR DEATH!”

Shimizu-san waves the weapon in her hand, but compared to Ironman’s speed, her movements are so slow, it’s basically telling me to dodge them.

“YOU BASTARD! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!!”

“Heh, hoh!”

I easily dodge all of Shimizu-san’s attacks. Seeing this situation, I just need to wait for her to exhaust herself, right?

Just as I’m thinking about how to fight, she seemed to have found out about my intent, as she reaches into her pocket and pulls out something in front of me.

“If you aren’t going to be obedient, I’ll spread these photos around!”

“Eh? You said photos—WAH! THOSE ARE EMBARRASSING PHOTOS OF ME!!”

Isn’t Shimizu-san holding photos of me in girls’ outfit? Why does she have these photos? Is it—

“—Shimizu-san, don’t tell me you like me?”

“YOU MAKE ME SICK!”

I inadvertently shed a tear.

“However, why do you have photos of me?”

“That was because when I was taking photos of onee-sama in a cheongsam, I saw you in such a disgusting state, and felt that I can use it to blackmail you, so I took them! I have no interest in you lousy men!”

There’s no need to call me a lousy man, right!? Never mind, anyway, everyone has their own preference.

“Shimizu-san, do you have a burn on your butt?”

“How, how do you know about that? Were you peeping or taking photos of mme?”

Can’t be mistaken, Shimizu-san’s the culprit I’m looking for. If so, Kudou-san isn’t the culprit then? So she wasn’t lying to me.

“Anyway, I advise you to be obedient, or else I’ll spread these embarrassing photos of yours!”

Shimizu-san is no longer pretending as she blackmails me. Oh~ looks like I have to punish her a bit.

“Hoo!”

“AHH! RETURN THAT TO ME!”

I snatch the taser in her hand and decrease the voltage output to the minimum.

—Psst!

“My, my body’s numb now!”

Before Shimizu-san can react, she falls unconscious onto the ground.

“Now, all the enemies are dealt with, right?”

The main culprit behind this was exterminated by me, and now, no one can stop me.

“…Akihisa.”

A voice calls me from behind. This voice is—

“Muttsulini! You alright?”

“…Of course I am.”

Muttsulini’s obviously tired all over. Seems like he got into quite a tough battle, huh? However, he doesn’t look too weary from the battle, but showing a rather delighted smile.

“Nice going, Akihisa!”

“Yuuji! And everyone’s here!”

Yuuji and the other boys from the other classes are here. Everyone’s showing their smiles of having achieved their objective.

“Yoshii, you really beat Ironman!”

“The MVP undoubtedly goes to you.”

The voices of my comrades praising me continue to spread.

“It’s thanks to everyone’s help! EVERYONE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!”

My shout got everyone’s response. I really want to thank everyone present.

“Alright, we should get moving!”

It’s rare for Yuuji to show such an excited expression, but this guy is a normal man! Seeing that we’re about to reach our goal, anyone will praise themselves for this.

“EVERYONE! WE HAVE NUMBERS HERE, AND THE SCHOOL CAN’T LOCK ONTO THE SUSPECTS. AND NOW THAT WE CLEARED OUT ALL OF THE TROUBLESOME PEOPLE, WE DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING SUSPENDED OR EXPELLED, SO PEEP ALL YOU WANT!!!”

“WOOOOHHHH!!!”

The roars of everyone seem like it almost flipped the roof off.

We have so many people here, so how can the teachers remember everyone? In other words, we won’t have to worry about being suspended. Everyone’s clear about this, so of course we have to seize this opportunity!

“EVERYONE, WIDEN YOUR EYES AND WATCH CAREFULLY, THIS IS THE UNEQUALLED GLORY WE FOUGHT SO HARD TO WIN!”

Yuuji pushes the girls’ bathroom door aside.

Skin with lots of tension.

Skinny body and limbs.

Waist length white hair.

This is a face all of us are familiar with, and that naked body that we are unfortunate to see right now since it was normally kept under the closes.

If we miss it now, we may never see it again—

“You, what’s with you people! Gathering so many people here, are you here to see this old granny’s naked body!?”

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We just saw the principal in a sexy position.

'''''“HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!”'''''

All of us start to shed manly tears due to this inexplicable scene.

“Good morning, Minami-chan.”

“Ah, it’s Mizuki. Good morning…”

“What’s wrong? You look rather tired. Is something wrong?”

“It, it’s nothing! There’s no such thing! I’m just a little tired!”

“Is that so? It’s true that last week’s training camp was rather troublesome, so it can’t be helped if you’re tired.”

“Ah, mm. A lot of really troublesome things happened…”

“However, the boys were all pale with shock. What exactly happened?”

“Ah, that? Well, who knows~ did they see something shocking?”

“Something shocking, huh…?”

“Even the principal who was visiting seemed shocked. Who asked the boys to come up with such a commotion?”

“You’re talking about the second year boys peeping? It was Akihisa-kun and the rest who started this, but it ended up being blown out of proportion.”

“Yeah…oh yeah, speaking of peeping, didn’t we find a camera inside the changing room? As for the real culprit…”

“Eh? The real culprit? It’s not Akihisa-kun and the rest who set it up?”

“No, that one seemed like it was installed by Miharu.”

“That Miharu you’re talking about, is it Shimizu Miharu?”

“Yeah! On the last day of training camp, I just so happened to see her pull out a camera from the changing room. After some interrogation, she admitted that her reason is to ‘take photos of onee-sama’, and admitted her guilt.”

“What? So this means that Akihisa-kun and the rest…”

“Seems like we misunderstood. However, they still became peeping toms in the end, it’s a little strange to apologise to them…”

“Ah, ah haha…”

“On a side note, I confiscated Miharu’s camera, so there’s no need to worry.”

“I see~ that’s good to know.”

“Mn, it’s about time for self-study. Let’s hurry.”

“Ah, you’re right. Let’s hurry up.”

“There’s only the two of us for this entire week, and it’s rather lonely, but we have to work hard.”

“Yes, then I’ll leave myself in your hands.”

'''Notification of suspension'''

All second year male students of Fumitsuki Gakuen, 149 in total.

The above students will be suspended from school for 1 week.

Fumitsuki Gakuen Principal Todou Kaoru

Didn’t think too much, I just did it on a moment of impulse.

Now I’m really regretting it.

~Taken from a certain student’s letter of regret~

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Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3 The Fifth Question

2011-02-17T09:42:11Z

Rayuaza:

==The Fifth Question==

'''Please translate the following:'''

‘Although John tried to take the airplane for Japan with his wife’s handmade lunch, he noticed that he forgot his passport on the way.’

'''Himeji Mizuki’s answer'''

‘John brought his wife’s homemade lunch along and wanted to take the flight to Japan, but on the way, he noticed that he forgot to bring his passport.’

'''Teacher’s comment:'''

Correct answer.

'''Tsuchiya Kouta’s answer:'''

‘Joan ‘

'''Teacher’s comment:'''

It’s John.

'''Yoshii Akihisa’s answer:'''

‘John brought his homemade passport and takes the flight to Japan.’

'''Teacher’s comment:'''

Please think through the meaning of the words ‘homemade passport’ again.

Thus, it’s time for the briefing before the attack.

“So only classes D and E are willing to help out in the end?”

“Can’t be helped. Class B’s representative is only a representative in name, he has no way to lead his class, and class C’s representative is Koyama, so the boys in her class are rather indecisive.”

“However, now that classes D and E are willing to help, at least the situation is a lot better than usual.”

“That’s right, besides, half the girls were bathing the last time we attacked them, so the amount of forces they can deploy now is almost 50%. Thus, as long as we can beat those few teachers, we should have a chance of succeeding.”

The opposing forces probably won’t increase any further.

“But since we caused quite a bit of commotion during these past two days, wouldn’t they stop opening the girls’ bathroom?”

“Most unlikely. The teachers have their own pride as well. Do you think they can say something like ‘we may be unable to stop the boys from peeping, so will the girls please don’t use the girls’ bathing area’?”

“Ohh, that’s right.”

Like what Yuuji said, the teachers don’t want to lose their identity and pride as human counselors. Besides, since things are settled by a summoning battle, they can’t allow students to break through the defenses.

“This is just a wild guess…but isn’t it likely that the teachers are rather happy with how things are progressing?”

“Eh? You’re saying that the teachers are happy to let us peep?”

“That’s right! No matter what, the aim of this training camp is to ‘increase the student’s willingness to study’. Speaking of studying, there is no better method than to use the summoning battle. And the girls have to also use the summoned beasts to protect themselves and stop us from peeping on them.” Yuuji analyses.

I see! So the teachers could have confined us to our classrooms, and yet the reason they didn’t do so is because of that? But aren’t the teachers a little too overconfident in thinking that we can’t break through their defences?

“Muttsulini, have you conveyed the time and location for the gathering to the other two classes?”

“…No problem.”

The expected time of action is at 20.10, and the gathering location is at the canteen. We intend to launch a full scale attack while the first group is still removing their clothes.

“Right, then it’s about time to move.”

“You’re right, most likely, the majority are eager to move out.”

Including the boys in classes D and E, we have almost 100 people. We can’t repeat what happened yesterday!

“Not good, Yoshii!”

At this moment, our door was slammed open, as our classmate Sugawa-san came rushing inside.

“What’s going on, Sugawa-san? There should be several minutes left before the operation begins, right?”

“We’ve been had! Those girls were in ambush in the canteen. In the end, all our forces are scattered all in all the levels!”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY!?”

How come it’s the enemy attacking us now? Is there a spy among us who leaked the intel?

“…We can’t possibly leak our own intel.”

As if reading the doubt in my mind, Muttsulini quickly deduces this.

Muttsulini can’t possibly be that careless, and even if our plans were really leaked, it’ll take some time for the enemy to take action.

In other words…

“Our plan was seen through already? Yuuji says with regret.

That’s right, the enemy has already seen through our plan. Normally speaking, such a secretive plan can’t possibly be seen through. It can be said that the only reason why it ended up like this is only because the enemy understand Yuuji’s way of thinking. And there’s only one person in this world that can guess Yuuji’s thoughts.

“Kirishima Shouko, the title of number 1 in our academic year isn’t something to be snuffed at.”

“She definitely won’t forgive Yuuji’s peeping behaviour.”

Right now, the only thin hope for us is for Yuuji to come up with something unorthodox. If even this can be seen through, we won’t be able to move at all.

"…No time to hesitate.”

“Tha, that’s right! What do we do now, Yuuji?”

“What do you mean by that? Our battle plan is useless now! We can only regroup everyone. COMRADES, TIME TO MOVE OUT!”

““““ROGER THAT!””””

Including Sugawa-san, the 5 of us move out of them room, only to realise that the outside is already a battlefield.

“You perverts! Let us tie you up!”

“We definitely won’t allow you guys to peep on us!”

“Damn it! Why are the girls appearing here?”

“How do I know!? Anyway, let’s talk after we battle.”

Seeing the group of girls blocking our group of comrades hastily summoned their summoned beasts, but the differences in points is too great.

D class, Onodera Yuuko, Chemistry, 116 points.

Vs

F class, Masahiro Asakura, Chemistry, 44 points

Seeing Asakura-san get blown aside so easily, Sugawa-san exclaims,

“EVERYONE CALM DOWN! THE SUMMONED BEASTS CAN’T HIT US! WE DON’T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT THEM, WE JUST NEED TO CHARGE RIGHT OVER THEM!”

After saying that, Sugawa-san charges forward.

No! That judgement’s a mistake!

“No you can’t, Sugawa-san! It’s not just Ironman that you have to be wary of!”

I frantically tried to stop him with my voice, but Sugawa-san’s moving. It’s too late!

“Sugawa-san from class F, right? Follow me to the detention room. Summon.”

Walking up from behind the girls is Fuse-sensei. Even if we don’t summon, there’re still teachers around, and without beating those summoned beasts, we can’t break through. Thus, we have to gather all our forces together. No matter how strong a summoned beast is, there’s a limit to the number of enemies. Since the number of teachers aren’t as many as the students, so we should be able to do something at least if we do that…!

“EVERYONE LISTEN UP! GATHER OUR FORCES HERE! FOLLOW ME!”

Yuuji glares at Fuse-sensei as he gives the command. However, the direction he chooses is—

“OI YUUJI! ISN’T THAT WHERE THERE ARE THE MOST ENEMIES!? I FEEL THAT IT’S EASIER TO BREAK THROUGH BY MOVING TOWARDS THE STAIRS!”

It’s definitely where there’re the most people are gathered, and a few of the class A girls are there as well.

But Yuuji immediately refutes my suggestion.

“That’s the reason! If there’s a thin defence, there’s a likelihood that there’re traps behind it! Even if it’s tough here, I have to go through the most dangerous place!”

Hearing him say this, the distribution in forces is really uneven. It’s like inviting us to go downstairs. Maybe that is really a trap. As expected of Yuuji, to be able to think of this in this situation.

“FOLLOW SAKAMOTO! GET PAST SENSEI AND ESCAPE OVER HERE!!”

“CHARGE!!!”

Everyone present immediately turn to look at a common point before charging at the same place. At the same time, the girls scatter aside. Are they blown away by our momentum? No, actually, it’s better to not make judgement too early…

Anyway, we don’t have time to bother about all these. We rush down the corridor in front of the staircase, turning around from the corridor behind the self-study area.

“…Yuuji, I waited for you for a long time.”

“Ki, Kirishima-san!?”

In front of us, Kirishima-san and the rest walk over.

“Nice one there, Shouko..!”

I could hear Yuuji gritting his teeth.

It’s obvious that he won’t be happy. Because all his deliberate plans were countered by the opponent one by one. This shows that Kirishima-san’s thinking is a lot more cautious.

To Yuuji, there’s probably no greater shame than this.

“…I won’t forgive you for being fickle in love! I’ll let your body understand this.”

At this moment, Kirishima-san moves aside. Another person appears from behind her.

“Looks like I have a need to educate you on social rules.”

“THE ONE LEADING IS LEVEL HEAD MISS TAKAHASHI!”

This teacher gives us a cold yet knowledgeable feeling, giving us a lecturing glare through her glasses. If our opponent is that Takahashi-sensei, our class F only has the role of being beaten down.

“Yuuji, I think it’s better to retreat now.”

“Sorry, that won’t do.”

Looking back in the opposite direction, somebody appears there.

“Kudo-san…!”

“Hi. Yoshii-kun’s really working hard.”

Kudo-san waves her hand as if she doesn’t know anything. After that, the health Ed teacher Daishima-sensei walks up from behind her as if it’s to be expected. With those two as our opponents, even Muttsulini has no chance of winning.

“Aki, I got tricked by you during the day! You caused me to be so embarrassed!”

“Akihisa-kun, if you really want to peep on girls bathing, why didn’t you discuss with us first?”

In front of me is the familiar Minami and Himeji-san group. If Takahashi-sensei’s around, the subject will be combined subjects, and Minami’s weakness won’t be that obvious now. We have completely lost this battle.

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But even so, we can’t give up like this! If those photos are to be spread around throughout the school, my school life will be a whole lot greyer!

“EVERYONE, DON’T GIVE UP! FIGHT TILL THE BITTER END! SUMMON!!”

I called out my summoned beast and let it get into a battle position. The target is level head Takahashi-sensei. But even if we managed to break through this, there are still many opponents that we have to break through.

“Sensei, Aki’s summoned beast looks a lot stronger than he is—”

“No problem, Shimada-san. You don’t have to worry.”

Takahashi-sensei uses a hand to block Minami, who’s intending to assist her.

So she’s extremely confident, huh!? However, I’m more or less familiar with how to control the summoned beast! Even if it’s the level head, if I can control it properly…!

After locking onto the target, my summoned beast charges at her like a bullet.

“Yoshii-kun, I’m really disappointed in you. I thought that at least there should be something positive about you.”

After Takahashi-sensei glares at me coldly, she gives a command to her summoned beast.

The opponent’s wielding the whip in its hands, so I can’t grasp the timing of the attack. But at least I have to fight against it once to gauge the distance!

I raise my wooden sword to eye level, between my eyes, guarding against the enemy’s attack. At this moment, my summoned beast suddenly can’t move—and collapses onto the floor.

“…Eh?”

For a moment, I couldn’t do anything. And the next moment, a sharp pain reverberates through my entire body.

“IT HURTTTTSSSSS!! IT REALLY HURRRRTTTTSSSS!!! ISN’T THIS A TOOL FOR INTEROGATION!!!???”

In contrast to Ironman’s fist, it feels like my skin is being ripped as the pain spreads throughout my body.

“That Akihisa actually got hit once, and yet…as expected of the legendary talented woman…”

Level head, Takahashi Yoko, Combined subjects 7791 points

Vs

Class F, Yoshii Akihisa, Combined subjects 902 points.

Takahashi-sensei’s marks appeared. WHICH IDIOT WILL EVEN ATTEMPT TO COMPARE THEM? ISN’T THE DIFFERENCE WAY TOO GREAT ALREADY!?

“Can’t be helped. If so, everyone’s to do things according to their judgement!”

“““OOSSUU! LEAVE IT TO US!”””

Our commander here made an order that’s nothing too different from retreating.

After the order was issued, everyone’s to do according to their own decision making. How will they escape? Let us see this!

“…” (<--Kneeling down in remorse)

“…” (<--Kneeling down in remorse)

“…” (<--Kneeling down in remorse)

They’re a bunch of idiots.

“Yoshii-kun and Sakamoto-kun aren’t admitting your wrongdoing as well? Is it because you want to maintain your pride as commanders?”

Seeing Yuuji and me unwilling to beg for forgiveness, Takahashi-sensei narrows her eyes, seemingly with respect.

Kneel down and admit our wrongdoing? Oi, can you say something more decent?

“You’re wrong, Takahashi-sensei. We’re very clear about this.”

Yuuji lifts his mouth and replies.

“Yuuji’s right, we’re very clear about this. There’s no need to get down and admit our wrongdoing.”

Like Yuuji, I also showed a smile.

“Don’t tell me you have reinforcements?”

Seeing our stubborn attitudes, Takahashi-sensei frowns.

“Reinforcements? No, you don’t understand anything at all.”

“You’re right, we’re not talking about that.”

If this were an exam, Takahashi-sensei’s answer will only warrant her 0 marks. The reason why we didn’t kneel down and admit our wrongdoing isn’t because of pride or reinforcements, but—

“Sakamoto-kun, Yoshii-kun. Peeping is obviously a crime, you know?”

“Oh yeah, Aki, I haven’t settled the debt I owed you during the day.”

“…Yuuji, I said before that I won’t forgive you for being such a Casanova.”

—The correct answer is that we won’t be forgiven even if we’re to kneel down.

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“To think that even Takahashi-sensei joined in the battle.”

“She’s so strong it’s basically illegal for her to take part in this war…”

It’s no longer a level of deciding a winner. It’s practically impossible to find anyone who can beat her one on one.

Just thinking about it makes my body hurt. These were the aftereffects of Takahashi-sensei’s summoned beast and Minami’s punishment. It feels like I’ll dream of Himeji-san and Minami smiling at me while the content’s all about punishment.

“Then what should we do? Not only will you guys be blackmailed, you’ll be tagged as peeping toms!”

Like yesterday, Hideyoshi is let off. Ai, it’s right that a girl seeing another girl bathing shouldn’t be enough to warrant a crime.

“Of course we don’t intend to give up at all. Though tomorrow will be our only chance left, look at it another way, we still have a chance tomorrow.”

Tomorrow’s the 4th day of training camp. Since the 5th day will be travelling time, tomorrow will be the last chance for us to peep. However, like what Yuuji said, there’s still tomorrow. It’s too early for us to give up.

“You’re right. Though there’s an overwhelming difference in terms of fighting strength, we’re already used to this. This strength in overcoming difficulties is where our true value shines through, right?”

We have threats of blackmail and being tagged as peeping toms behind us, and in front of us is one extremely overpowered opponent that only an idiot will go up against. There’s only one chance left. Even so, no matter how inexplicable it is, we didn’t feel any despair.

“…We can’t just end off like this.”

“That’s right. Our class F is already used to seeing this, so there’s no need to panic.”

Hideyoshi and Muttsulini seem rather excited as well, and the other classmates who aren’t around should feel the same.

“Is that so? If you two aren’t giving up, there’s still a way of doing this.”

“As expected of Yuuji! What idea did you come up with?”

“Of course. Who do you think I am?”

Yuuji lets out a wicked smile. That’s a smile I saw several times up till now. Once this guy gives this look, he’ll normally bring us to safety (let’s ignore how he does it first). We should be successful this time as well.

“Then, what’s the plan?”

“A frontal breakthrough.”

I’ll take that back. We don’t have any chance now.

“Please don’t show such a look and listen till the end. The basic idea of breaking through from the front hasn’t changed, and what changes are the preparations beforehand.”

“If we’re going to continue to try and break through from the front, you’re talking about increasing our forces?”

“That’s right. The opposing forces are at their limit. There’s no way to increase their forces anymore. Even though it was a pity that we lost today, thanks to that, we managed to grasp the battle ability of the opponent. This is very important.”

“…I got witnesses’ information from the other classes.”

The other classes Muttsulini’s talking about should be classes D and E.

“Though the opponents use the teachers as their main defence, there is a weakness. Do you know what that is?”

“Not at all.”

“I’ll teach you the correct way to use a pair of scissors.”

“GYAAHH! My eyes, MY EYES!!!”

Yuuji uses the pair of scissors to deliver it as a French Kiss gift to my eyes (by the way, that’s one beautified version.)

“Really, think through it carefully, will you? The field to summon the summoned beasts has something called ‘interference’. This is when if another teacher’s to create a summoning field, the conflict in subjects will cause the summoned beast to disappear--”

“In other words, not being able to allocate many teachers at the same wide are?”

“That’s the point.”

So if the teachers are to get too close to one another, it will cause an interference and make the ‘summoned beasts’ disappear, right?

I see, so that’s why the teachers attacked from all directions. They wouldn’t be able to fight with the physicality of the high school boys if they don’t have summoned beasts, so they will try to avoid a ‘interference’ at all costs.

“Tabulating this phenomenon and the results that Muttsulini reported, we can expect the enemy to set up something like this.”

Yuuji opens a piece of white paper on the table and proceeds to draw his expectations on it.

“Eh? Takahashi-sensei’s position will be different from how it was today?”

“I’m not 100% certain on this, but I’ll do this if I were the enemy. It’s a common rule in war to put forces on places that you don’t want the enemy to break through.”

According to Yuuji’s prediction, Takahashi-sensei’s location will be in front of the stairs leading down to the basement. This is because that’s the only staircase leading down to the girls’ bathing area, and it’s likely that the enemy will set up their main forces there.

“If so, why didn’t they do so today?”

“Were they trying to lower our will to fight? Seemed like our routes were predicted as well.”

“Hm, well, the difference in points is a crucial factor.”

I’m sorry to disappoint the girls, but we aren’t going to give up just because of this blip.

“But speaking of which, this is one tough battle for us. There’s Ironman, Daishima-sensei (Health ed teacher) and Takahashi-sensei (level head). These are positions that we can’t just pass through easily.”

Though we say this, we can’t just ignore the other teachers. What Yuuji predicted were the important points, and I guess this is right. Right now, our forces here include the boys of classes D, E, F. Though we have high morale, it’s obvious which side is weaker when the opposing forces include class A’s girls, and especially since class E had no experience in a summoning war.

“For our victory, we have to get a certain guy in front of Ironman unscathed.”

“A certain guy?”

“That’s you, Akihisa. No matter what, the main unavoidable condition for our victory is for you to win over Ironman.”

“So it’s because I’m a ‘punishment inspector’?”

“That’s right. Ironman’s acting as the final line of defence to the girls bathing area. This is a point that we have to break through. However, it’s impossible to beat that guy through flesh.”

We already knew that two days ago. With that guy as our opponent, even Yuuji will be tossed aside like a brat.
“Humans used weapons to fight against monsters, and the only one who has the weapon is you, Akihisa.”

The summoned beast that is a lot stronger than a human. However, an ordinary summoned beast won’t be able to touch such objects. Only my summoned beast that’s designated as a ‘punishment inspector’ can touch physical objects, so that means that I’ll have to be Ironman’s opponent. I don’t know if I can win, but at least it’s better than having someone else go for it.

“However, wouldn’t it mean having to break through Takahashi-sensei unscathed?”

“Ahh, even if Muttsulini’s to handle Daishima-sensei, the number of forces needed to face Takahashi-sensei is still insufficient. Actually, it’s impossible to beat Takahashi-sensei with our current forces.”

Assuming that 10 people are needed to block a teacher, we need about 80 people on the second and third levels. And with the girls helping them, we can’t deny that we’re at an overwhelming disadvantage.

“No matter what, we have to get classes A, B and C’s help.”

What Yuuji meant is that classes B and C will be required to get to Takahashi-sensei, and class A is required to beat Takahashi-sensei.

“It’s too long to talk about all these, but because of this, it’s imperative that we get the other classes help. Thus, before we start battle tomorrow, let’s focus on this.”

“So you’re saying that we need to get classes A-C as our comrades? But we’ve been rejected once. Will it be that easy?”

“So that’s why we need to do something.”

At this moment, Yuuji’s holding onto many cameras and yukatas that were prepared in each room. Even though we were told not to use the yukatas, this guy probably doesn’t intend to obey the rules.

“But what do you plan to do with that?”

“Use these photos to get those guys from classes A-C to reveal the darkness in their hearts. If possible, it can increase their interest in peeping and get their help.”

“Hm~ it sure feels like Yuuji’s battle plan.”

“Shut up.”

“However, if it’s effective, there’s value in trying it. Put it on, Hideyoshi.”

“…Again, you’re making me wear it…?”

Why did I feel that Hideyoshi looks unhappy when he received that yukata?

“Relax. It’s not just Hideyoshi. I’m making Himeji and Shimada wear it as well.”

“No, it’s not that I’m unhappy with being the only one wearing it.”

So it’s not that he’s unhappy? Good, very good.

“Then, Akihisa. Contact Himeji and Shimada. Muttsulini will prepare the camera.”

Following Yuuji’s instructions, I pulled out my phone. Mm~ Those two’s numbers are…oh, I got them.”

Kacha, I entered the contents of the text.

[I got something to say. Can you please come over to my room?]

Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi.

A short while after pressing the send button, I got a reply—oh, it’s from Himeji-san.

[I got it. I’ll bring some snacks along. I’ll go over soon.]

To do this for taking photos, that’s a really delightful answer. I have to thank for her that.

Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi.

After I shut my phone down, about a minute later, I got another message. Is this from Minami this time?

[I’m alright with it. But why now?]

Ah, so she’s a little wary? Can’t be helped, since Minami and the rest seem to view us as peeping toms and might change Himeji-san who’s completely clueless about it. Deary me, how should I respond?

Just as I’m thinking about how to answer such that Minami can accept it, my phone rings to notify me of a third message.

[Hm? Who can that be?]

Opening up the inbox, the sender was—Sugawa-san. What now?

[Though it’s sudden, why are you desperately trying to peek? Or is it that you really like girls? I’m somewhat mindful about you saying something like liking Sakamoto’s butt.]

For a moment, I couldn’t say anything after seeing Sugawa-san’s mail.

That, that’s a serious misunderstanding! Wouldn’t anyone think that I’m more interested in Yuuji than girls if they see this!? Got to change their thinking!

While the situation’s good, let’s send a mail over.

Why must we peep inside the girls’ bath? Of course we decided on it!

[It’s because I like it, isn’t it? Even more than Yuuji!]

Really, why must he ask this? Won’t he get the answer if he thinks of it normally?

Somewhat hasty, I pressed down on the button. Oh my. There’re so many idiots around me that it’s disturbi—

[Sending message to--> Shimada Minami.]

—Eh?

Ah haha. Seems like I’m too tired, since I seemed to have seen the recipient wrongly. However, I just need to rub my eyes and see the destination, right?

[Message sent to--> Shimada Minami.]

“Cluk.”

On seeing the recipient, my mouth let out an unbelievable sound.

…Hold on, Yoshii Akihisa. This isn’t such a dangerous mail, right? How about I look back at the mail I just sent?

[It’s because I like it, isn’t it? Even more than Yuuji!]

THIS IS A STRONG AND FORCEFUL CONFESSION THAT ONLY A MANLY MAN CAN WRITE!

“Argh! I’m such a big idiot! I was really shocked by what I did in a certain sense! DAMMNN IITTT!!!”

This, this is the biggest crisis of my entire life! How could I send that mail to Minami who treats me like a maggot or sandbag! I won’t just be tossed aside, Minami will say ‘it’ll be awkward to see the guy I just dumped!’ and won’t come to the room. To think that Yuuji’s intricate plan became a bust, and I will get rejected. Is this a day for disaster!?

Anyway, got to send a mail to Minami to explain what was that about, no?

I try my best to think of what to write. No, there’s no time to think about that now! Anyway, got to change that mail—

“What now, Akihisa? I just seemed to hear a cry.”

“Something really bad happened! Don’t stop me no—”

“Something really bad? That’s –WAH!”

WHOOSH (The sound of Yuuji slipping on a banana peel)

BAM (The sound of Yuuji pulling me along as we fall)

CRACK (The sound of Yuuji stepping on my handphone and breaking it to bits)

“What was the really bad thing you talked about, Akihisa?”

“IT’S THE SITUATION YOU CAUSED JUST NOW!”

My handphone is now in the pitiful state of having crumbled to parts. Obviously, it’s impossible to use the phone to explain it to here.

“Hm? Is this your phone? Sorry, I’ll return it to you later.”

No matter what anyone says, I should have the right to tie this guy up and beat him up real good.”

“Nevermind, forget about that phone. Anyway, just lend your phone to me!”

“Oh, the phone? I’m fine with it.”

I reached my hand over for the simple-model phone that Yuuji likes, and start to look for Minami’s number.

Sakamoto Yuuji’s phone book…record no. 1 --> Kirishima Shouko.

“Mu, that Shouko messed with my phone again? She’s supposed to be a mechanical idiot…do I have to re-input everyone’s number?

…

So he definitely didn’t record down Minami’s phone or mail address. Is my future going to be wrecked just like that?

“What’s with you revealing this kind of look, Akihisa? It seemed like you just sent a confession-like mail to her, and I stepped on the phone or something before you could explain to her.”

“Ah hahaha. What are you saying, Yuuji? How is such a thing possible?”

“Yeah, you’re right. If such a thing happened, wouldn’t I have become a big baddie or something?”

“Really, I can’t handle you, ah hahahaha.”

Kacha kacha kacha. Sending… good.

[To: Kirishima Shouko From: Sakamoto Yuuji

I’m proposing marriage again. Please come over to my room in a yukata.]

“Hm? Akihisa, who are you sending the mail to—GUAH, WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU BASTARD!!”

“SHUT UP! I’LL MAKE YOU LOSE EVERYTHING LIKE ME! WATCH THIS!”

“WAHHH! YOU TOSSED MY PHONE INTO TEAWATER!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN IT TO SHOUKO NOW, YOU DAMNED TRASH!”

“THAT’S RIGHT! IT’S THIS KIND OF FEELING! THIS IS THE FEELING I HAVE AGAINST YUUJI NOW!”

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AT ALL! ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO OVER TO EXPLAIN IT TO HER BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE—”

KLAK (The sound of Yuuji opening and running out of the door)

DONG (The sound of Yuuji being hit by Ironman’s fist on the corridor)

KINK DANG CLANG DOMP (The sound of Yuuji being smashed into the wall together with the table)

“You’re not supposed to leave your room!”

“Got it.”

Since Yuuji is unable to move at all, I have to help him answer. Seems like those teachers are already on high alert and wary of the occupants of this room.

“Speaking of which, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, you guys haven’t bought your own handphones?”

“Yeah, at least there wasn’t really a need to.”

“…I’ll be troubled if it rings at a crucial time.”

Nowadays, most high school students should have one, so these two should be considered exceptions, and especially one of them has a rather unique reason.

Can’t be helped. I’ll explain it to Minami tomorrow.

“Speaking of which, it’ll be bad if we don’t clear up this bedroom, isn’t it? We can’t even set our futons like this.”

“You’re right, let’s clear the place first, then we’ll take Hideyoshi’s photo.”

We picked up the flipped table, picked up the rubbish on the floor and gathered them all at the same place. Hideyoshi’s luggage should go to the right side (dong), the broken vase and glass should go to the left (hehyo), my luggage goes to the right (dong), the unconscious Yuuji is trash so he goes left (padang—shasha)

“GUAAHH! THERE’S, THERE’S GLASS ON MY BACK!”

“Ah, Yuuji. If you’re up, please help out.”

“Hold on! Can’t you see the wounds on my back!?”

“No problem. At least it doesn’t look fatal.”

“Since you said it, how about this?”

“Ahh! You’re scattering my clothes all over the place?”

“I’ll let you suffer pain!”

“If so, I’ll just wear the yukata! At least it’ll match with Hideyoshi!”

“…I’m really envious of you.”

“You guys…forgotten about my gender, is it?”

Time passed by as we were doing this.

—DO DONG DONG

The sound of the door being knocked on could be heard.

“Ah, welcome, Himeji-san. Were you blocked by Ironman?”

“If you’re talking about Nishimura-sensei, he let me in after I gave him some snacks.”

Himeji-san looked at her super snacks as she said this.

“Goodbye Ironman. Rest in peace…”

From the bottom of my heart, I prayed for him to rest in peace.

“Speaking of which, why is Akihisa-kun wearing a yukata?”

“Eh? It was placed inside the room, so I took it out to wear it. I felt that it was a rare chance. Does it suit me?”

Though it’s actually because I had to change clothes since there’s glass all over it, there’s no need to explain such a thing now.

“Yes, it suits you really well! Beautiful skin and slender bones, you really look handsome!”

Seeing her about to lose something soon, I wondered if I can do anything to help her.

“Ah, Himeji, just nice for you to be here.”

“Good evening, Sakamoto-kun, sorry to disturb you.”

“Though it’s a little early, here’s a present for you.”

Yuuji handed something over to her.

“Is this a yukata? Thank you. Oh yes, Akihisa-kun sent over a message, saying that he got something important to tell me, what is it about?”

Himeji-san got suspicious about the yukata that was handed over to her out of a sudden.

“Actually, I got something I want to request Himeji-san to do.”

“A request?”

“Hm, yeah. I hope that Himeji-san will wear and yukata and take a photo with us.”

“Eh…?”

As it was too sudden, Himeji-san widened her eyes. It’s true that saying this out of a sudden might be scary.

“Ah~ well, what should I say…”

What should I say to her? This is really troubling.

“…Well, if Akihisa-kun’s willing to take the photo with us, I guess I can agree to it…”

At this moment, Himeji-san agreed to it despite not having heard the explanation yet. Oh, so she doesn’t like taking the photo alone?

“That’s easy! Hideyoshi and I will be taking it along with you!”

It’ll be alright once they cut me out from the image. No, even if I don’t say so, Muttsulini will automatically cut me out.

“…It’s rare for us to have this chance. I thought we could both take a photo together…”

Turning my head back, I see Himeji-san reveal an unhappy look as she puffs her cheeks. She already accepted the conditions, but is there something she’s unhappy with?

“Ai, but since Akihisa-kun requested it, it can’t be helped…well, I’ll go change first.”

Himeji-san took the yukata as she heads off to change.

At this moment, I suddenly thought of it. We didn’t ask if we could show the photo to others, didn’t we? Though it’s not some strange photo, I should still ask as a friend.”

“Wait, Himeji-san.”

“Yes?”

I called Himeji-san, and turned to look at Yuuji. Just as I gave him a wordless ‘I’m going to tell Himeji-san that we’re going to spread the photo around’, Yuuji returns me a ‘were you thinking that I was planning to hide it from her?’ look.

“Actually, it’s about the photos. Can I show it to my other friends?”

“Eh? About me in a yukata? That, well, I’m a bit embarrassed…”

“What are you talking about? If you’re embarrassed about showing yourself in a yukata, how can Akihisa survive? He’s an idiot and a pervert. Going by your definition, wouldn’t he have no right to live on?”

“LET GO OF ME, HIDEYOSHI! I’M GOING TO CARVE YUUJI’S BRAINS OUT AND SQUASH IT TO BITS!”

Hideyoshi tried his best to grab me, preventing me from dealing the killer blow.

Every time I’m with Yuuji, I’ll always have something unfortunate happen to me. Why is this always the case?

“Speaking of which, I can’t just request for your services just for free like that. I’ll prepare a proper gift.”

Yuuji waved his hand at Himeji-san as he said this.

“What do you mean?”

Without special caution, Himeji-san closed in, and then the duo started to whisper between themselves,

“…Tomorrow morning…hisa’s sleeping photo…”

“…really…then…no matter how much, I will…”

What are they talking about? Especially Himeji-san, who’s been looking back often at me; this is rather suspicious.

“Then we have a deal. There’re no problems, I presume?”

“Yes! It’s alright even if I have to lift up my yukata by a bit.”

WHAT!? What made her so motivated?

“Anyway, thanks for your help. Can you please get ready?”

“Yes!”

Himeji-san hugs the yukata as she heads off to the bathroom inside our room. The sound of clothes ruffling made the spring of youth within me overflow, but of course that’s a secret that I won’t say.

“…(wiping)”

Muttsulini is concentrating on wiping the camera lens. Actually, he will just cut me out and leave Himeji-san and Hideyoshi in the photo. Well, it’s not like I don’t understand this feeling.

Ah, yes.

“Muttsulini, I got something I want to ask you.”

“…?”

I’m somewhat embarrassed to say this, so I lowered my volume so that it’s inaudible to Yuuji and Hideyoshi before continuing.

(Even if it’s just one, that…two person photo of me and Himeji-san…)

“…Only one.”

Muttsulini reveals a slight smile on his face.

This is a memory that I want to hide from everyone and make it mine.

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Before Muttsulini drowned in a pool of blood, it took us some time before we managed to get a photo of Hideyoshi and Himeji-san dressed up in yukatas. Though it’s not printed out yet, there’s no man who won’t think of peeking after seeing this. If there really is one, it can be said that there is a high chance that he is a homosexual.

After taking the photo, Himeji-san went back to her room. I don’t know if we were abused by Ironman till late at night, but we heard yawns after we turned off the lights. Speaking of which, I have to tell Minami about that mail immediately once I get up tomorrow morning, so let’s not try and resist that sleepy feeling.

So maybe it’s because of this that I didn’t even realise who came inside the room?

“…ki, wake up…”

It felt like I was being shaken about.

“Uwooh…”

Ugh…I don’t know who it is, but I’m really tired…please, just let me sleep…

“…Really, why did you start sleeping…”

The other person continues to shake me till I’m awake.

“Umm!”

I couldn’t shake away that hand that’s on me. Really, I’m sleeping here, so stop bothering me, will ya…

“I told you to get up!”

Pachi pachi…

“—UWOAHH!!”

Wha, what!? What’s with this pain of dislocating my left shoulder joint and reattaching it to destroy the evidence!?

“Are you awake now, Aki?”

“Eh? Ah, so it’s Minami. I guess I can understand why this happened.”

If Minami’s around, this level of pain is to be expected.

“No wait, why are you here, Minami GUWAH!”

“Keep it down!”

Minami looks rather panicky as she covers my mouth and nose with her hand.

Eh, eh!? Why!? Why is Minami here!?

“Are you awake now? Once you calm down, I’ll let go of my hand…”

“…(Nods head violently!)”

I frantically nodded my head on hearing Minami’s words without thinking, until it was almost breaking.

I guess I should say that she just needs to stuff my mouth next time.

“Don’t be too loud…”

After saying this, Minami finally removes her hand,

Ho…after taking in enough oxygen, I looked up to see the girl looking at me.

“Well…you’re Minami, right?”

“…What’s with those eyes of yours?”

At this moment, Minami doesn’t have a ponytail on, but her rather, her hair is let down. It’s supposed to be just that, but the impression she gives me changed a lot. Seeing her slightly blushing look, it really seems rather—cute.

“…Aki…?”

Minami shows a look of insecurity as she stares at me. That looks is completely different from her gung-ho competitive mentality, rather weak-looking, and actually looking like a cute girl.

…But why is Minami in my room now?

Normally, for girls to come all the way here to the boys’ bedroom at this time is rather inexplicable. Even if we’re friends, we’re still of different genders! Coming over here at this time, and besides, I’m not the one she likes. This is really suspicious. Also, her clothing’s really thin, so there’s a high likelihood that she went into the wrong room.

Why would Minami choose to risk getting caught by the teachers and come all the way here? I begin to think about it, and suddenly, a thought appeared in my mind.

—Does Minami like me?

NONONONONO!! HURRY UP AND CALM DOWN, AKIHISA YOSHII! HOW IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE!? SHE ALWAYS SCOLDS ME ‘BAKA BAKA!’, SO SHE SHOULD PREFER THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SMARTER, RIGHT? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR HER TO LIKE ME OUT OF A SUDDEN? ISN’T THIS TOO SIMPLE? Let’s clam down and think through it first.

Let’s analyse the current situation and think through it clearly.

A girl in my class appearing in front of me and dressed in a thin nightgown.

SHE LIKES ME!!!

OI! ISN’T THAT A LITTLE TOO SIMPLE!?

“Aki, you’ll wake the rest if you’re so loud!”

“Guu!”

Minami uses even more force to stuff my mouth up.

Hold on, let’s calm down and think this clearly through again.

She likes me.

Does she really like me?

Based on past actions, it doesn’t seem likely, right? Besides, she’s covering my mouth now.

Speaking of which, I did send a weird mail to her.

Minami shouldn’t be feeling well now, right?

She intends to come over and destroy everything together as if nothing happened.

Late at night + invasion +entire body is a weapon.

Ooh! I solved the case!

“…Minami, at least don’t cause me too much pain…”

“…What is that brain of yours thinking now?”

I will be executed now.

Just as I’m intending to get up, Minami starts to blush for some reason, looking rather shy as she says,

“…I, I summoned quite a lot of courage before coming all the way here, you know…so, so, regarding those things, you don’t need to send a mail, just need to talk face to face, you know…”

“Eh?”

Not using mail but to say it out? Is she talking about my will? Since there’s no paper around, I suppose that she intends to listen to me and help me say it out? How nice of Minami, but since we’re so close that she is willing to listen to me say the will, I really hope that she can show me some mercy…

Alright, let’s think of ways to escape from here. First, let’s investigate what’s going on around us.

Right now, what’s beside me is—

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Hideyoshi’s cute sleeping look.

Muttsulini who’s armed and ready with the camera.

Kirishima-san who’s dressed in a yukata and sneaking inside Yuuji’s futon.

“…”

Eh? For some reason, something seems wrong here.

I shake my head and intend to confirm everything again.

Hideyoshi’s innocent sleeping look.

Muttsulini who’s quickly pressing the shutter.

A Kirishima-san who’s ignoring a panicking Yuuji’s resistance as she undoes the obi of her yukata.

“How troubling…seems like these guys can help me now…”

“Before that, don’t you have any intention of saving me!?”

I didn’t even dare look at where Yuuji is. Because you see, Kirishima-san has already undone her clothes until it’s likely that I may see too much of something.

“Hold, hold on. You’re saying that everyone is already up except for Kinoshita!? You should have said so earlier!”

Intending to close the distance, Minami frantically pulls away from me. Maybe she can’t kill me now since there are so many witnesses here?

“I, I see. Since everyone woke up…that’s why Aki pretended not to know anything…”

Anyway, the danger’s over now. I just need them to return to their rooms without the teachers seeing them.

BAM!

“Are you alright, onee-sama!? Miharu’s here to save you!”

I knew it. I knew that things won’t just end like this.

“Mi, Miharu!? Why are you here!”

“I just went inside onee-sama’s futon and found it empty, so I was worried what happened…! Coming here was the correct move!”

Shimizu-san, you’re amazing! ‘Sneaking in and not finding anyone’ and going out to look for someone isn’t what a normal person will think. You’re planning to launch a full-scale attack on the 3rd day of training camp?

“That, that was close…I thought that yesterday’s punishment was enough to teach you. Shouldn’t have let my guard down…”

Eh? She went in yesterday?

“Onee-sama! The boys’ dorm is too dirty! Come and sleep naked together with Miharu! Ah, but Miharu will do a lot of things to prevent onee-sama from sleeping!”

“Stop it, Shimizu-san! Muttsulini won’t survive if you’re going to continue talking about this!”

“…(drip drip drip).”

“…Anyway, let’s continue, Yuuji.”

“YOU’RE REALLY SELF-CENTRED, SHOUKO!!”

“Wha, what’s going on? Why is it that I woke up to see 3 girls in our room, Yuuji suppressed and Muttsulini’s futon all bloodied?”

“AHH! DON’T BE SO LOUD! IF THIS KEEPS UP, IRONMAN WILL FIND OUT—”

“What just happened? I seemed to have heard Yoshii’s voice!”

Ironman’s coarse voice can be heard from the corridor.

“““““…”””””

“Eh? Why? Why is everyone giving me the ‘thanks to Yoshii, we all got discovered’ look?”

And why is it that he could only hear my voice? Ironman’s ears should go for a doctor’s check-up.

“Damn it! Because of Akihisa, the situation has become a lot more problematic! Anyway, hurry up and get away from here before you get caught!”

“Though it doesn’t seem right to blame me for everything, Yuuji’s right! Anyway, hurry up and go, leave this to us!”

Once someone discovers that girls are in a boys’ dorm (and especially since one of them is wearing just a yukata), this will develop into some huge problem. No matter what, we have to let these three people escape!

“Bu, but…”

“There’s no time to hesitate, onee-sama! Anyway, hurry up, take off your clothes and come to Miharu’s room!”

“Shut up, Miharu!”

I do feel that it’s rather impressive in a weird sense for Shimizu-san to try and convince Minami in this situation.

“Yoshii and Sakamoto! I know that it’s you two! Hold it right there!”

Just as we’re running on the corridors, Ironman’s terrifying voice can be heard.

“It’s Ironman’s voice! He’s gaining on us!”

“No time left! We have to use the ‘sure-fire Aki bomb’ to distract him, you three use this chance to escape!”

“Understood!”

“Minami! You can’t say that you understand this!”

Wasn’t this move sealed right at the beginning?

“First, Yuuji and I will head out to attract Ironman’s attention. You three use this time to get out of the room, got it?”

“Mm…sorry about it, everyone, because of us…”

“…Thank you.”

“I love you so much, onee-sama.”

Now that we decided, there’s no time to be troubled, let’s settle this!

“Let’s go, Yuuji!”

“Can’t be helped, I’ll go with you!”

I placed my hand on the door handle and swing it open.

PAM! Cruck!

“Ugh!? Yo, Yoshii, you bastard!”

“Eh!? Seemed like Ironman got hit on the head!?”

“Nice move, Akihisa!”

This may seem so to everyone, but wouldn’t Ironman’s killer intent be focused on me?

“RUN, AKIHISA!!”

“Go—!!”

At this moment, something unexpected happened.

Because Ironman was hit on the head, the three girls inside the room have no chance of escaping, and right now, Ironman’s eyes are wide open, looking inside. Damn it, if he’s to look further, he’ll find the girls inside the room!

What do we do now? If we don’t do anything, those three people will be implicated! Speaking of which, I suddenly noticed that Yuuji’s grabbing me head and intending to use that sealed sure-fire technique, so if I don’t do anything, the one who will be implicated next will be me!

“I’m here, Ironman!”

I shook off Yuuji’s hand, undoes my yukata and runs towards Ironman. Ironman responds to my voice and turns towards where I am. Good, he won’t be able to see those three people now!

“How many times must I tell you guys to call me Nishimura-sensei—”

“WATCH THIS!!”

Taking off the yukata I was wearing at lightning speed, I use it to wrap Ironman’s face.

“Oi, oi, what are you doing?”

“THIS IS ADDED EXTRA!”

I use the obi to tie him up. Now we should be able to buy some time.

“NOW!”

I gave the signal to Minami and the rest. The trio nod their heads in unison and dash out to the corridor.

Good. At least it’s alright now—

“Yoshii, looks like you really want me to give you detention, huh…!”

—Of course not! If we don’t escape from here, we’ll be forced to accept Ironman’s fist of judgement.

“You got to work hard now, Akihisa.”

Yuuji gives me a thumbs up. No no, that won’t do.

“Sorry, Nishimura-sensei! It’s because Sakamoto Yuuji brought alcohol along and asked me to lure you away!”

“WHAT RUBBISH ARE YOU SAYING!?”

Facing the panicking Yuuji, I give him a thumbs up in response.

Relax, Yuuji! I won’t abandon you as a friend! Come on, let’s escape together. We’ll go anywhere and everywhere!

“Yoshii…Sakamoto…you guys…are you prepared?”

““How are we prepared!?””

Before Ironman ripped the yukata apart, Yuuji and I were already far away. Though I’m not trying to brag, I’m rather confident about escaping!

“What now, YuujI? We got to shake Ironman off!”

“What? Escaping isn’t the solution here!”

“You’re right, that guy’s no different from a monster.”

“That’s right, so we have to escape to where Ironman can’t get near to!”

“OK!”

A place where Ironman can’t go to…the only place I can think of is a narrow alley that his big body won’t be able to fit through, but does such a place exist?

“It’s useless for you two to escape! Get ready to take this detention that I love!”

Ironman’s catching up! Got to get faster!

“Over here, Akihisa!”

“Got it!”

In order to prevent Ironman from catching up, both of us dash past the self-study room.

“Speaking of which, Yuuji, where are you going?”

“The place where a male teacher can’t go to, in other words—a girls’ dorm!”

“I see!”

Really, the girls’ dorm? It’s true that Ironman can’t enter the room full of youthful girls in dreamland, since it’s a secret garden that boys can’t enter!

But, if I’m to escape inside with only my underwear—

“—Seems like, I won’t be able to avoid certain death…”

In more ways than one, isn’t this disastrous?

“Let’s go, Akihisa!”

“No way!”

Seeing the girls dorm right in front of me, I reject Yuuji’s proposal.

If I can’t get any proper clothing, I will have to continue running.

“Cheh! You’re still mindful about this in this situation…can’t be helped. Wear this!”

Yuuji tosses something over.

I caught it. These are—aren’t these clothes that I need now?

“As expected of Yuuji! You’re the one who understands me the most!”

“Hurry up and wear it!”

“Mm, thanks!”

I quickly put on the clothes, button it up, and not forgetting to put on socks. Alright! Perfect!

“Yuuji, I put on the sailor uniform already!”

A white blouse and knee-length skirt that will light up anyone’s eyes, with navy blue stockings, and the colour of the underwear is, a, secret☆.

—This is no longer a situation where I can be caught now. I can imagine that if I’m to be arrested and whisked off to the police station, everyone will agree that ‘this student is from another school’.

“Alright, now we can escape inside!”

“Hold on, Yuuji! This may be more fatal than being completely naked!”

Speaking of which, how did Yuuji get these clothes? Our school uniform should be of set-style, right?

But there’s no time to think about this. Got to take off these clothes first!

“How about we split up here?”

Yuuji said this to me who’s in my boxers again.

“Why are you saying such things, Yuuji? No matter where it is, we’ll escape together~☆”

How can I be abandoned with just these clothes on me?

“I REFUSE! I DON’T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOU, PERVERT!”

“SHUT UP! IF YOU HATE IT LIKE THIS, HAND OVER YOUR PANTS!”

“SO YOU’RE AIMING FOR THIS!?”

“TAKE IT OFF! TAAKKEE ITTT OFFFF—!!”

“WHO’S TAKING IT OFF FOR YOU—”

“…What are you two doing.”

“…”

“…”

I exchanged glances with Yuuji.

The scene of me in my boxers pulling off Yuuji’s pants should be rather damaging to the eyes no matter which angle one looks at it, right?

“…I know that you two don’t have any luck with girls, but please don’t do such stuff in public, will you?”

““Sensei! We’re willing to accept detention! Just listen to our explanation!!”

For three nights now, we enjoyed intimate moments with Ironman.

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Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3 The Fourth Question

2011-01-29T02:40:38Z

Rayuaza:

===The Fourth Question===

Please write the diary entry for the third day of the training course.

'''Tsuchiya Kouta's Diary: '''

“First part omitted (Sakamoto Yuuji will continue)

'''Teacher's advice: '''

Is this a relay diary? Finishing the diary off one after another, you people can really think fast.

'''Sakamoto Yuuji’s diary:'''

“And then Shouko slowly undid her yutaka in front of me. I frantically stopped her as I tried to convince her not to do it. At this moment, Shimada, who was beside me, got closer to Akihisa, and the atmosphere between them was rather delicate.”

'''Teacher's advice:'''

What were you people doing? Sensei’s really concerned about the part that Tsuchiya-san left out

'''Yoshii Akihisa's Diary: '''

Final part omitted

'''Teacher's advice:'''

You can’t just end off like this.

The next morning—

“Um…”

“Hm? What now…WAAH!”

The moment I opened my eyes, what appeared in front of me is Hideyoshi’s sleeping face. Coupled with his delicate eyebrows, his big round eyes are tightly shut.

How can there be such a beautiful sleeping face in the world? I couldn’t help but continue to gaze at him.

Hideyoshi just twitched a bit, and his silky hair slides over my shoulder.

“Mm…”

The small mouth lets out a gentle breath.

There’s only a few millimetres between me and him, and with one more step, I will be able to taste his sweet lips.

Wha wha wha wha what should I do now? This is a once in a million opportunity! If I kiss him now, at least I can pretend that it was an accident! But if I do this, if I don’t ask for approval, it will be rather awkward later…

“If you want to do it, do it! Aren’t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?”

Ack? This guy’s the devil in my mind! Is he trying to lure me to the road of evil? No! I still can’t do such a despicable thing!

“Think, you’re sleeping on the same bed! If you don’t do anything, wouldn’t it be disrespect?”

Uuu…he’s right…

“Don’t believe what the devil says! Hideyoshi trusts that you’re not a homosexual, that’s why he would sleep with you on the same bed!”

This is the angel in my heart—it doesn’t matter even if you don’t ever appear again!

“Here, let’s start, Hideyoshi’s waiting!”

That, that’s right! It’ll be bad on my part if I make him wait too long.

After making this decision, I slowly move towards Hideyoshi’s cute sleeping face. I’m so nervous that my heart is pounding, and I’m sweating like crazy even though I’m not hot.

With the last few millimetres, I can kiss his sweet lips…

—But at this moment, I actually woke up.

“So it was a dream? Damn it, I’m so disappointed!”

“No, before that, you should know that Hideyoshi’s a guy, right? Even if you’re sleeping, your sanity is too weak, isn’t it?”

Ah, it’s the devil in my heart, why are you still here?”

“Aiyo, don’t be that disappointed. Just treat that dream just now as a dry run, wouldn’t it be alright?”

I see, so the dream will be a practice for that one chance that will occur at an unknown time. This really is positive thinking, so I’ll use your suggestion then.

“Huu…”

Just as I was letting my thoughts run wild, I could hear a weak moaning beside my ear. Is it…

I shakily turn my body around slowly.

“Huu…”

“—NO WAY!!!”

The one sleeping beside me is actually Yuuji.

Under those thick bushy eyebrows, the eyes that normally show malice are tightly shut. How can there exist such an ugly sleeping face in this world!

Just as I felt like puking, the ugly ogre beside me flips his body.

“Uwah…”

The ogre Yuuji lets out a really noisy breathing sound.

There’s only a few millimetres between us, and with a step further, it will be a real tragedy!

“If you want to do it, do it! Aren’t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?”

Shut up! Don’t use the same line you used for the dry run in this situation! I didn’t even expect such a thing to happen!

“I got it, I won’t stop you then…”

Angel! You should be using the same words you said just now!

“Anyway, Yuuji…HURRY UP AND GET UP!”

“UWAAHH!!”

I kicked Yuuji out of his blanket. Really, being so unhappy so early in the morning.

“Hm? What now? Yuuji got out of his bed and into someone else’s bed again?”

Hideyoshi rubs his eyes as he gets out from the bed. Just seeing his cute look after waking up is enough to appease that extremely irritated feeling of mine here. And on the other side, it seems like Muttsulini woke up thanks to us.

“What do you mean by ‘again’, Hideyoshi?”

“Ah, it’s nothing much…it’s just that Yuuji has a rather bad sleeping posture, and at daylight, he would get into my bed—AKIHISA! WHY ARE YOU RAISING THAT VASE SO HIGH!!”

“I WANT TO BEAT HIM UP! I WON’T STOP TILL HIS EARS BLEED BLACK!!!”

IF I LET SUCH A GUY LIVE ON, IT WILL ONLY ENDANGER EVERYONE ELSE’S LIVES!

—Kacha

“Oi you maggots! Time to wake up—oh…”

“DIE, YUUJI! REPAY YOUR CARDINAL SIN WITH YOUR DEATH! OR WE’LL MEET EACH OTHER IN COURT!”

“WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS AKIHISA SO ANGRY EARLY IN THE MORNING! ARE YOU SICK?”

“Calm down, Akihisa! Sorry, Nishimura-sensei, but can you help stop him?”

“…(Nods head violently)”

“…What crazy things are you people doing so early in the moring?”

Unfortunately, with everyone stopping me, I couldn’t send Yuuji to the netherworld.

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“Oh ya, Yuuji, I heard something strange just now.”

“Hm? What are you talking about?”

After the ruckus that happened this morning, we’re here eating our breakfast now, and I’m using this chance to speak to Yuuji, who’s opposite me.

“it’s Kudo-san. She said that ‘there’s another undiscovered camera inside the changing room.”

“What did you say?”

Yuuji, who was busying stuffing food into his mouth, suddenly stopped.

“That’s really suspicious. Since she knows that there’s another hidden camera there, she’s the culprit after all, right?”

“No, we can’t confirm that, right? If not, she won’t purposely tell us that.”

Sitting beside me, Hideyoshi answered for Yuuji.

“…We can only confirm it.”

“Seems like we can only do that…”

No matter what, we can only think of peeping. Sigh, really…

“However, we got to be grateful for Kudo’s intel.”

“Hm? You mean the fact that there’s another hidden camera?”

“That’s right. Since only Kudo knows about it, it means that the camera may have taken quite a few photos of the girls changing. As long as we get that camera, we can identify the girl with the burn mark on her butt.”

“…If it’s the camera. I’m confident that I can find it withing 5 seconds.”

As expected of Muttsulini, only a pervert can understand what perverts are thinking.

“But if there’s a camera, wouldn’t that be too suspicious?”

“No, it’s more like the camera that was first discovered is the more suspicious one. For the culprit who specialises in taking sneaky photos, how is it possible for the camera to be spotted by a layman that easily? So—”

“…A double trap.”

“That’s right, the camera that was first discovered may be a feint.”

The culprit really thought everything through.

The opponent used such a little trick to lower everyone’s guard, and then set up another camera to take snapshots all she wants? This culprit’s methods are really complex.

“If so, we just need to avoid the bathing time and find it, right?”

“…That’s impossible.”

“Eh? Why?”

“..Besides the bathing time, the changing room will always be locked.”

The changing room will be locked? Is it because they found the camera on the first day? Damn it, why are all the good things not happening at all and the bad things piling up one after another?”

“So in the end, we can only use such a method…”

“Seems like it.”

In the end, we couldn’t think of anything else other than breaking through. The situation hasn’t changed at all!

“Now, let’s go through why we failed yesterday. Akihisa, why do you think we failed yesterday?”

“Why? Um~ because half the girls joined in the defense?”

If the enemies were just those few teachers from two days back, we would definitely not lose to them. At least we could beat Fuse-sensei, right?”

“…Kudo Aiko is also our enemy.” Muttsulini mutters bitterly.

Muttsulini replied in a rather vengeful manner. Maybe he’s angry that he got obstructed time after time again, or maybe he’s unhappy about the unexpected 2 v 1 that included a teacher and ended up losing.

“That’s right. The reason why we lost was because the defense included class A girls, increasing their battle strength by several fold.”

As far as I could remember, they had three times the personnel that we had. And including the teachers that were watching us, the difference in battle strength between both sides is tremendous. Trying to take them head on is stupid.

“So I feel that we should increase our forces as well. Just class F alone is insufficient, we have to recruit the boys from other classes in order to have a fighting chance against them.”

Like usual, Yuuji proposes a battle plan. However, why do I feel that the plan this time is weird. More like, it’s not something that Yuuji will come up with.

“Hm? Akihisa, what’s wrong?”

“Hm~ It feels like a plan that’s different from usual…You see, the opponent increased their forces, and so we’re doing the same thing in response. It’s not something that we will normally do…”

Just as I said what I felt, Yuuji shows an approving look as he nods his head.

“Ohh…seems like Akihisa can finally think a bit. You’re right, this isn’t for breaking through the front.”

So there are other reasons? Aren’t the methods different in the end?

“Then what are the other objectives?”

“To protect ourselves.”

“Protect us? From who?”

“Listen, though it didn’t become a problem since we failed up till now, peeping is still a crime. If we managed to reach the girls bathroom yet fail to catch the culprit, we’ll be suspended.”

I see. I didn’t think too much yesterday since I worked so hard, but if we don’t find the real culprit even if we managed to break through, we won’t be able to prove our innocence. We’ll then just be lauded with the crime of being sexual harassers, and we probably will get suspended.

“In order to avoid this, we need to increase our forces—in other words, increase the number of people we have.”

“Will increasing the number of people we have allow us to avoid being suspended?”

“Ah, if the number increases, it’ll be hard for them to lock onto a target. It’ll be hard to memorise everyone’s look while on a battlefield.”

He’s right. Trying to notice the surroundings even while taking action, it’s not an easy thing to do.

“But our faces were seen, right? Wouldn’t that be meaningless?”

That was why I got called out by the audio broadcast to get scolded.

“Because Fumitzuki Academy’s a famous experimental school that the entire world is watching over, if such an embarrassing thing happen, either they will punish everyone or they will do their best to cover up. If they only punish half the students, they’ll be given a bad rep of ‘showing different levels of favouritism to different classes’, and will bring the school’s reputation down quite a bit.”

Hm…in other words, we’re going to make use of the fact that we were exposed to be students from class F? It’s true that if we’re the only ones being punished, it’ll look like ‘only class F is punished and yet they’re magnanimous in letting the other classes go’. Considering the society’s attention on us, it’s likely that the school will try to avoid getting involved in things that may damage the school’s reputation.

“I see. As expected of Yuuji, nobody can compare to you in terms of despicable means.”

“Please consider it as foresight.”

If we want to make them unable to identify certain people and yet increase our fighting forces and penetrating ability, we have to increase our forces as much as we can.

“Hm, then the main point of today is to increase the number of comrades?”

“Ahh, good thing that the combined studying seems more like a self-study period; we can take action easily.”

“Yah. Then, where do we start?”

Considering the strength, I hope that we can get classes A to C to join us.

“Of course class A. If we’re going to spend the same amount of effort throughout, it’s better to get the best.”

So Yuuji has the same idea as me. Sigh, that’s the case alright.

“Since we interacted quite a bit with class A yesterday, we should be able to communicate with them well.”

“Then it’s decided. We’ll talk to class A while we’re studying together then.”

“Got it. Is this alright, Muttsulini?”

“…No problem.”

After we decided on what to do, we continued to eat breakfast. Being able to eat solid food, I’m so happy…

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“If we want to get class A, we got to convince Kubo. Akihisa, try and convince him.”

“That’s right, I feel Akihisa is the most suitable one to do this.”

“…We’ll leave it to you.”

What’s going on? Why is everyone agreeing that I should convince Kubo?

“Ah, oh, it doesn’t matter if I go.”

Besides, I have no reason to refuse, so I naturally went along with it.

“But then again, why me?”

Just as I intend to stand up and walk to Kubo-san, I suddenly thought about asking this as I turn around to ask those three.

“““…”””

Did I ask something wrong? Why is everyone looking away awkwardly?

“Erm, about that…I have a bad feeling about it. Is it really alright?”

“Wha, what problem is there? And I can tell you straight, Kubo has no ill intent against you.”

“…He has no ill intent against you at all.”

“Why are you two saying this as if something’s choking you?”

What’s going on? For some reason, I don’t feel like going further.

“Akihisa, hurry up and move.”

“Eh? But…”

“No problem! Among us, Kubo views you the most favourably, so be confident!”

“Ah, mm…”

“…But if something really happens, use this.”

After saying this, Yuuji stuffs something into my pocket. I took a peek to confirm what it is.

—So it’s a taser.

I’m just going to request help from a schoolmate, so why must I carry a taser along? I’m really confused here.

“O, okay, I’m going then.”

Though I don’t understand, I still walked over to Kubo-san in the end.

As expected of the one who ranks second in our academic year, Kubo-san is flipping a reference book, studying it seriously. Though I have a thought that ‘maybe now isn’t a good time to disturb him now’, I got to do what I got to do.

“Kubo-san, can I bother you for a while?”

“Yoshii-san? It’s rare for you to look for me. Take a seat.”

At the same time he said this, Kubo-san moved his butt away to create more space on the chair. Hm, I’m really grateful for Kubo-san’s kind intentions, but is there a need to make space on a single-seat chair?

“Eh, I guess I should use the chair that no one is using over there.”

“Really? Nevermind, if you want to use that chair, go ahead.”

“Speaking of which, I got something I want to ask you.”

“I accept.”

“Actually—YOU RESPONDED TOO QUICKLY!!”

I haven’t even asked him what I want!

“Ah, I’m sorry, I lost my cool. Then, say, what do you need me to help you in?”

“Ah, mm, actually…”

I want you to help me as a peeping buddy—I can’t say such words like that so easily!

“Don’t worry too much, just say what you want to say.”

Seeing me having difficulty in expressing myself, Kubo-san answered with a sincere look. If the person I’m trying to convince is so understanding, I should be able to ask him directly, right? No need to think too much, I just need to trust him and ask him directly!

“Well… I want to ask you people to help us peep inside the girls’ bathroom.”

“I refuse.”

Why do I feel a little sense of betrayal?

“Peeping inside the girls’ bathroom? Are you serious?”

“Um…the, there is a reason for us to do this…”

“Yoshii-san, that really ruined my impression on you. There’s an existence of logic between humans, and by following that, a society is formed. As a human, you shouldn’t do such a thing, and for you to think of such a thing, you shouldn’t exist in this society. We will soon join the society of adults, do you really think that you can just do such things as you please? Besides, your thinking of peeping into a bathroom to see naked females is too dirty.”

Kubo-san scolded me profusely like he’s firing an array of cannonballs, and I couldn’t respond. After he said that, he coldly gives a ‘humph’ and lowers his head to continue battle with the reference book. Seeing him with such a tough and stubborn stand, it seems like we can’t continue on with the negotiations.

“Sorry to bother you. I’ll be leaving then.”

This can’t be helped! But just as I prepare to get up and return back to Yuuji and company—

“…as a human, should we do that…”

Before I left, I accidentally heard Kubo-san muttering to himself. Is there something wrong?

“So how was it, Akihisa?”

“Sorry, I failed.”

“I see…no problems. It’s okay as long as you’re fine.”

“Erm, I didn’t do anything that will threaten other people’s lives, right?”

I really hope that these guys will worry about me when it’s really needed.

“However, since we failed, we better start negotiating with other classes.”

“You’re right, but we have lessons now.”

Even though it’s self-study time, someone will definitely be watching. If we don’t pretend to be studying seriously, we’ll definitely be taken care of by the supervising teacher.

“I know! But just the rest times alone aren’t enough for us to interact with the other classes. Seems like we can only sneak out.”

Yuuji glances sharply at Ironman, trying to look for a chance.

At this moment, someone walked beside us,

“Oi, are you guys planning on doing something bad again?”

So it’s actually Minami, who’s near us as she continues to study.

We definitely lowered our voices, and yet we couldn’t escape her eyes. And once Ironman, who’s standing far away, hears her say the words ‘something bad’, he immediately turned his head around.

“You’re mistaken, Minami. We weren’t thinking about doing anything bad.”

We’re just discussing how to do a frontal assault and peep.

“Really…anyway guys, don’t create anymore trouble already. Though I know you guys won’t listen even if I rattle on, peeping is really…have you truly thought of how the girls being peeped on will feel?”

Minami’s right. If I wasn’t threatened, interrogated for a non-existent crime and if Himeji-san’s boobs were a little smaller, I will definitely not think about peeping.

“And you were going to peep inside the bathroom…there’s no place to hide, and one body will be compared to other girls’ bodies, can’t even stuff any breast pads, or even squeeze…”

“Erm, Minami…I guess you just don’t want me to see a certain body part, right?”

Right now, you don’t need to explain it to us now, right, Minami—I wanted to comfort her, only to receive a look from Yuuji.

“Ironman’s staring at us, hurry up and maintain distance from Shimada.”

Hm? Ironman’s staring at us? Where is he?

Ahh, I see. Ironman’s definitely watching. The conversation Minami and I had seemed to cause Ironman to be wary. To us, who’re looking to the other classes for support, it’ll be troublesome if he targets us at this juncture. Let’s just follow what Yuuji says and not get too involved with Minami.

The problem is, how do I maintain my distance from her? How about I use an excuse of ‘ah, someone’s looking for you’ to trick her? Got to choose somewhere further…oh, Sugawa-san’s position is rather good. Let’s use him to shake Minami off.

“Ah, Minami…”

“Hm? What?”

“Sugawa-san wanted to say something to you…”

“Hm? Sugawa-san’s looking for me?”

“Yeah, he told me to say this to you.”

Very good, Minami’s not suspicious at all. If so, she should be moving off to Sugawa-san who’s far away, right?

“Hmmm…why is he looking for me? Nevermind, I’ll talk to him during the break.”

“Eh? Ah, no, that’ll be a little troublesome…”

“? Why?”

Minami doesn’t seem like she will leave her seat. That’ll be troublesome, I got to do something, and fast.

“Well, about it, it’s something important, so he hopes that you can immediately head over and listen.”

“Eh? Something important?”

Ohh, she took the bait? This response is good. Seems like she’ll move if I say some more.

“As it was a really really really serious expression he showed, I’m guessing it’s something important.”

“EHHH!? Don, don’t tell me…? Sugawa to me, how is it possible…but but, it’s said that these kinds of things happen during trips as well…”

Minami suddenly blushes. I don’t know what she’s thinking about, but it seems like it can work if this keeps up!

“As he said that he wanted to tell you immediately, it’ll be sad if you can’t go immediately.”

It should be alright for me to say things up till here, so Minami will definitely head off to Sugawa-san—

“…Aki, is it alright for you to feel like this…?”

The moment she was about to leave, there was a little sense or chiding and yet loneliness from her.

“Eh? It doesn’t matter what he says.”

“That’s why! You should be saying something when I’m with Sugawa-san…”

“Sorry, didn’t hear that correctly.”

I don’t really understand what Minami is saying here.

“Ahh, really! Anyway, what if he confesses to me?”

“I’ll guess it’s a prank.”

“Sigh…it’ll be bad if my shirt gets stained in blood…”

“You’re immediately worried about blood stains!? Is it already decided that I’ll shed blood!?”

Why am I always treated like this?

“Shimada, Akihisa feels that you won’t go anywhere, so he’s quite relaxed. Don’t you think it’s good to make him anxious?”

Observing from beside me, Yuuji said something weird. I’m definitely troubled that Minami’s not going anywhere now.

“…You’re right. Watch this, Aki, I’m really popular here!”

Giving me a glance, Minami angrily storms towards Sugawa-san’s position.

“What’s with your expression, Shimada?”

“Nishimura-sensei, I got something to say to Sugawa. It’ll be over soon.”

“Really? But this angry momentum makes me worry whether Sugawa will be buried in blood.”

Oh, she got intercepted by Ironman midway through? Perfect chance!

“Akihisa, Hideyoshi, Muttsulini. Now’s the time, get out, and don’t get spotted on the way.”

Yuuji said this to me, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, who’re still pretending to study. We glanced at each other and nod our heads, and then slip out of the side door silently, shutting the door immediately once we got onto the corridor.

“Important thing? What about that?”

“Aki dared to trick me! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!”

At the critical moment, I could hear Minami’s conversation with Sugawa-san.

In more ways than one, this is the perfect opportunity to get away.

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Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3 The Fourth Question

2011-01-29T02:38:44Z

Rayuaza:

===The Fourth Question===

Please write the diary entry for the third day of the training course.

'''Tsuchiya Kouta's Diary: '''

“First part omitted (Sakamoto Yuuji will continue)

'''Teacher's advice: '''

Is this a really a diary? Finishing the diary off one after another, you people can really think fast.

'''Sakamoto Yuuji’s diary:'''

“And then Shouko slowly undid her yutaka in front of me. I frantically stopped her as I tried to convince her not to do it. At this moment, Shimada, who was beside me, got closer to Akihisa, and the atmosphere between them was rather delicate.”

'''Teacher's advice:'''

What were you people doing? Sensei’s really concerned about the part that Tsuchiya-san left out

'''Yoshii Akihisa's Diary: '''

Final part omitted

'''Teacher's advice:'''

You can’t just end off like this.

The next morning—

“Um…”

“Hm? What now…WAAH!”

The moment I opened my eyes, what appeared in front of me is Hideyoshi’s sleeping face. Coupled with his delicate eyebrows, his big round eyes are tightly shut.

How can there be such a beautiful sleeping face in the world? I couldn’t help but continue to gaze at him.

Hideyoshi just twitched a bit, and his silky hair slides over my shoulder.

“Mm…”

The small mouth lets out a gentle breath.

There’s only a few millimetres between me and him, and with one more step, I will be able to taste his sweet lips.

Wha wha wha wha what should I do now? This is a once in a million opportunity! If I kiss him now, at least I can pretend that it was an accident! But if I do this, if I don’t ask for approval, it will be rather awkward later…

“If you want to do it, do it! Aren’t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?”

Ack? This guy’s the devil in my mind! Is he trying to lure me to the road of evil? No! I still can’t do such a despicable thing!

“Think, you’re sleeping on the same bed! If you don’t do anything, wouldn’t it be disrespect?”

Uuu…he’s right…

“Don’t believe what the devil says! Hideyoshi trusts that you’re not a homosexual, that’s why he would sleep with you on the same bed!”

This is the angel in my heart—it doesn’t matter even if you don’t ever appear again!

“Here, let’s start, Hideyoshi’s waiting!”

That, that’s right! It’ll be bad on my part if I make him wait too long.

After making this decision, I slowly move towards Hideyoshi’s cute sleeping face. I’m so nervous that my heart is pounding, and I’m sweating like crazy even though I’m not hot.

With the last few millimetres, I can kiss his sweet lips…

—But at this moment, I actually woke up.

“So it was a dream? Damn it, I’m so disappointed!”

“No, before that, you should know that Hideyoshi’s a guy, right? Even if you’re sleeping, your sanity is too weak, isn’t it?”

Ah, it’s the devil in my heart, why are you still here?”

“Aiyo, don’t be that disappointed. Just treat that dream just now as a dry run, wouldn’t it be alright?”

I see, so the dream will be a practice for that one chance that will occur at an unknown time. This really is positive thinking, so I’ll use your suggestion then.

“Huu…”

Just as I was letting my thoughts run wild, I could hear a weak moaning beside my ear. Is it…

I shakily turn my body around slowly.

“Huu…”

“—NO WAY!!!”

The one sleeping beside me is actually Yuuji.

Under those thick bushy eyebrows, the eyes that normally show malice are tightly shut. How can there exist such an ugly sleeping face in this world!

Just as I felt like puking, the ugly ogre beside me flips his body.

“Uwah…”

The ogre Yuuji lets out a really noisy breathing sound.

There’s only a few millimetres between us, and with a step further, it will be a real tragedy!

“If you want to do it, do it! Aren’t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?”

Shut up! Don’t use the same line you used for the dry run in this situation! I didn’t even expect such a thing to happen!

“I got it, I won’t stop you then…”

Angel! You should be using the same words you said just now!

“Anyway, Yuuji…HURRY UP AND GET UP!”

“UWAAHH!!”

I kicked Yuuji out of his blanket. Really, being so unhappy so early in the morning.

“Hm? What now? Yuuji got out of his bed and into someone else’s bed again?”

Hideyoshi rubs his eyes as he gets out from the bed. Just seeing his cute look after waking up is enough to appease that extremely irritated feeling of mine here. And on the other side, it seems like Muttsulini woke up thanks to us.

“What do you mean by ‘again’, Hideyoshi?”

“Ah, it’s nothing much…it’s just that Yuuji has a rather bad sleeping posture, and at daylight, he would get into my bed—AKIHISA! WHY ARE YOU RAISING THAT VASE SO HIGH!!”

“I WANT TO BEAT HIM UP! I WON’T STOP TILL HIS EARS BLEED BLACK!!!”

IF I LET SUCH A GUY LIVE ON, IT WILL ONLY ENDANGER EVERYONE ELSE’S LIVES!

—Kacha

“Oi you maggots! Time to wake up—oh…”

“DIE, YUUJI! REPAY YOUR CARDINAL SIN WITH YOUR DEATH! OR WE’LL MEET EACH OTHER IN COURT!”

“WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS AKIHISA SO ANGRY EARLY IN THE MORNING! ARE YOU SICK?”

“Calm down, Akihisa! Sorry, Nishimura-sensei, but can you help stop him?”

“…(Nods head violently)”

“…What crazy things are you people doing so early in the morning?”

Unfortunately, with everyone stopping me, I couldn’t send Yuuji to the netherworld.

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“Oh ya, Yuuji, I heard something strange just now.”

“Hm? What are you talking about?”

After the ruckus that happened this morning, we’re here eating our breakfast now, and I’m using this chance to speak to Yuuji, who’s opposite me.

“it’s Kudo-san. She said that ‘there’s another undiscovered camera inside the changing room.”

“What did you say?”

Yuuji, who was busying stuffing food into his mouth, suddenly stopped.

“That’s really suspicious. Since she knows that there’s another hidden camera there, she’s the culprit after all, right?”

“No, we can’t confirm that, right? If not, she won’t purposely tell us that.”

Sitting beside me, Hideyoshi answered for Yuuji.

“…We can only confirm it.”

“Seems like we can only do that…”

No matter what, we can only think of peeping. Sigh, really…

“However, we got to be grateful for Kudo’s intel.”

“Hm? You mean the fact that there’s another hidden camera?”

“That’s right. Since only Kudo knows about it, it means that the camera may have taken quite a few photos of the girls changing. As long as we get that camera, we can identify the girl with the burn mark on her butt.”

“…If it’s the camera. I’m confident that I can find it withing 5 seconds.”

As expected of Muttsulini, only a pervert can understand what perverts are thinking.

“But if there’s a camera, wouldn’t that be too suspicious?”

“No, it’s more like the camera that was first discovered is the more suspicious one. For the culprit who specialises in taking sneaky photos, how is it possible for the camera to be spotted by a layman that easily? So—”

“…A double trap.”

“That’s right, the camera that was first discovered may be a feint.”

The culprit really thought everything through.

The opponent used such a little trick to lower everyone’s guard, and then set up another camera to take snapshots all she wants? This culprit’s methods are really complex.

“If so, we just need to avoid the bathing time and find it, right?”

“…That’s impossible.”

“Eh? Why?”

“..Besides the bathing time, the changing room will always be locked.”

The changing room will be locked? Is it because they found the camera on the first day? Damn it, why are all the good things not happening at all and the bad things piling up one after another?”

“So in the end, we can only use such a method…”

“Seems like it.”

In the end, we couldn’t think of anything else other than breaking through. The situation hasn’t changed at all!

“Now, let’s go through why we failed yesterday. Akihisa, why do you think we failed yesterday?”

“Why? Um~ because half the girls joined in the defense?”

If the enemies were just those few teachers from two days back, we would definitely not lose to them. At least we could beat Fuse-sensei, right?”

“…Kudo Aiko is also our enemy.” Muttsulini mutters bitterly.

Muttsulini replied in a rather vengeful manner. Maybe he’s angry that he got obstructed time after time again, or maybe he’s unhappy about the unexpected 2 v 1 that included a teacher and ended up losing.

“That’s right. The reason why we lost was because the defense included class A girls, increasing their battle strength by several fold.”

As far as I could remember, they had three times the personnel that we had. And including the teachers that were watching us, the difference in battle strength between both sides is tremendous. Trying to take them head on is stupid.

“So I feel that we should increase our forces as well. Just class F alone is insufficient, we have to recruit the boys from other classes in order to have a fighting chance against them.”

Like usual, Yuuji proposes a battle plan. However, why do I feel that the plan this time is weird. More like, it’s not something that Yuuji will come up with.

“Hm? Akihisa, what’s wrong?”

“Hm~ It feels like a plan that’s different from usual…You see, the opponent increased their forces, and so we’re doing the same thing in response. It’s not something that we will normally do…”

Just as I said what I felt, Yuuji shows an approving look as he nods his head.

“Ohh…seems like Akihisa can finally think a bit. You’re right, this isn’t for breaking through the front.”

So there are other reasons? Aren’t the methods different in the end?

“Then what are the other objectives?”

“To protect ourselves.”

“Protect us? From who?”

“Listen, though it didn’t become a problem since we failed up till now, peeping is still a crime. If we managed to reach the girls bathroom yet fail to catch the culprit, we’ll be suspended.”

I see. I didn’t think too much yesterday since I worked so hard, but if we don’t find the real culprit even if we managed to break through, we won’t be able to prove our innocence. We’ll then just be lauded with the crime of being sexual harassers, and we probably will get suspended.

“In order to avoid this, we need to increase our forces—in other words, increase the number of people we have.”

“Will increasing the number of people we have allow us to avoid being suspended?”

“Ah, if the number increases, it’ll be hard for them to lock onto a target. It’ll be hard to memorise everyone’s look while on a battlefield.”

He’s right. Trying to notice the surroundings even while taking action, it’s not an easy thing to do.

“But our faces were seen, right? Wouldn’t that be meaningless?”

That was why I got called out by the audio broadcast to get scolded.

“Because Fumitzuki Academy’s a famous experimental school that the entire world is watching over, if such an embarrassing thing happen, either they will punish everyone or they will do their best to cover up. If they only punish half the students, they’ll be given a bad rep of ‘showing different levels of favouritism to different classes’, and will bring the school’s reputation down quite a bit.”

Hm…in other words, we’re going to make use of the fact that we were exposed to be students from class F? It’s true that if we’re the only ones being punished, it’ll look like ‘only class F is punished and yet they’re magnanimous in letting the other classes go’. Considering the society’s attention on us, it’s likely that the school will try to avoid getting involved in things that may damage the school’s reputation.

“I see. As expected of Yuuji, nobody can compare to you in terms of despicable means.”

“Please consider it as foresight.”

If we want to make them unable to identify certain people and yet increase our fighting forces and penetrating ability, we have to increase our forces as much as we can.

“Hm, then the main point of today is to increase the number of comrades?”

“Ahh, good thing that the combined studying seems more like a self-study period; we can take action easily.”

“Yah. Then, where do we start?”

Considering the strength, I hope that we can get classes A to C to join us.

“Of course class A. If we’re going to spend the same amount of effort throughout, it’s better to get the best.”

So Yuuji has the same idea as me. Sigh, that’s the case alright.

“Since we interacted quite a bit with class A yesterday, we should be able to communicate with them well.”

“Then it’s decided. We’ll talk to class A while we’re studying together then.”

“Got it. Is this alright, Muttsulini?”

“…No problem.”

After we decided on what to do, we continued to eat breakfast. Being able to eat solid food, I’m so happy…

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“If we want to get class A, we got to convince Kubo. Akihisa, try and convince him.”

“That’s right, I feel Akihisa is the most suitable one to do this.”

“…We’ll leave it to you.”

What’s going on? Why is everyone agreeing that I should convince Kubo?

“Ah, oh, it doesn’t matter if I go.”

Besides, I have no reason to refuse, so I naturally went along with it.

“But then again, why me?”

Just as I intend to stand up and walk to Kubo-san, I suddenly thought about asking this as I turn around to ask those three.

“““…”””

Did I ask something wrong? Why is everyone looking away awkwardly?

“Erm, about that…I have a bad feeling about it. Is it really alright?”

“Wha, what problem is there? And I can tell you straight, Kubo has no ill intent against you.”

“…He has no ill intent against you at all.”

“Why are you two saying this as if something’s choking you?”

What’s going on? For some reason, I don’t feel like going further.

“Akihisa, hurry up and move.”

“Eh? But…”

“No problem! Among us, Kubo views you the most favourably, so be confident!”

“Ah, mm…”

“…But if something really happens, use this.”

After saying this, Yuuji stuffs something into my pocket. I took a peek to confirm what it is.

—So it’s a taser.

I’m just going to request help from a schoolmate, so why must I carry a taser along? I’m really confused here.

“O, okay, I’m going then.”

Though I don’t understand, I still walked over to Kubo-san in the end.

As expected of the one who ranks second in our academic year, Kubo-san is flipping a reference book, studying it seriously. Though I have a thought that ‘maybe now isn’t a good time to disturb him now’, I got to do what I got to do.

“Kubo-san, can I bother you for a while?”

“Yoshii-san? It’s rare for you to look for me. Take a seat.”

At the same time he said this, Kubo-san moved his butt away to create more space on the chair. Hm, I’m really grateful for Kubo-san’s kind intentions, but is there a need to make space on a single-seat chair?

“Eh, I guess I should use the chair that no one is using over there.”

“Really? Nevermind, if you want to use that chair, go ahead.”

“Speaking of which, I got something I want to ask you.”

“I accept.”

“Actually—YOU RESPONDED TOO QUICKLY!!”

I haven’t even asked him what I want!

“Ah, I’m sorry, I lost my cool. Then, say, what do you need me to help you in?”

“Ah, mm, actually…”

I want you to help me as a peeping buddy—I can’t say such words like that so easily!

“Don’t worry too much, just say what you want to say.”

Seeing me having difficulty in expressing myself, Kubo-san answered with a sincere look. If the person I’m trying to convince is so understanding, I should be able to ask him directly, right? No need to think too much, I just need to trust him and ask him directly!

“Well… I want to ask you people to help us peep inside the girls’ bathroom.”

“I refuse.”

Why do I feel a little sense of betrayal?

“Peeping inside the girls’ bathroom? Are you serious?”

“Um…the, there is a reason for us to do this…”

“Yoshii-san, that really ruined my impression on you. There’s an existence of logic between humans, and by following that, a society is formed. As a human, you shouldn’t do such a thing, and for you to think of such a thing, you shouldn’t exist in this society. We will soon join the society of adults, do you really think that you can just do such things as you please? Besides, your thinking of peeping into a bathroom to see naked females is too dirty.”

Kubo-san scolded me profusely like he’s firing an array of cannonballs, and I couldn’t respond. After he said that, he coldly gives a ‘humph’ and lowers his head to continue battle with the reference book. Seeing him with such a tough and stubborn stand, it seems like we can’t continue on with the negotiations.

“Sorry to bother you. I’ll be leaving then.”

This can’t be helped! But just as I prepare to get up and return back to Yuuji and company—

“…as a human, should we do that…”

Before I left, I accidentally heard Kubo-san muttering to himself. Is there something wrong?

“So how was it, Akihisa?”

“Sorry, I failed.”

“I see…no problems. It’s okay as long as you’re fine.”

“Erm, I didn’t do anything that will threaten other people’s lives, right?”

I really hope that these guys will worry about me when it’s really needed.

“However, since we failed, we better start negotiating with other classes.”

“You’re right, but we have lessons now.”

Even though it’s self-study time, someone will definitely be watching. If we don’t pretend to be studying seriously, we’ll definitely be taken care of by the supervising teacher.

“I know! But just the rest times alone aren’t enough for us to interact with the other classes. Seems like we can only sneak out.”

Yuuji glances sharply at Ironman, trying to look for a chance.

At this moment, someone walked beside us,

“Oi, are you guys planning on doing something bad again?”

So it’s actually Minami, who’s near us as she continues to study.

We definitely lowered our voices, and yet we couldn’t escape her eyes. And once Ironman, who’s standing far away, hears her say the words ‘something bad’, he immediately turned his head around.

“You’re mistaken, Minami. We weren’t thinking about doing anything bad.”

We’re just discussing how to do a frontal assault and peep.

“Really…anyway guys, don’t create anymore trouble already. Though I know you guys won’t listen even if I rattle on, peeping is really…have you truly thought of how the girls being peeped on will feel?”

Minami’s right. If I wasn’t threatened, interrogated for a non-existent crime and if Himeji-san’s boobs were a little smaller, I will definitely not think about peeping.

“And you were going to peep inside the bathroom…there’s no place to hide, and one body will be compared to other girls’ bodies, can’t even stuff any breast pads, or even squeeze…”

“Erm, Minami…I guess you just don’t want me to see a certain body part, right?”

Right now, you don’t need to explain it to us now, right, Minami—I wanted to comfort her, only to receive a look from Yuuji.

“Ironman’s staring at us, hurry up and maintain distance from Shimada.”

Hm? Ironman’s staring at us? Where is he?

Ahh, I see. Ironman’s definitely watching. The conversation Minami and I had seemed to cause Ironman to be wary. To us, who’re looking to the other classes for support, it’ll be troublesome if he targets us at this juncture. Let’s just follow what Yuuji says and not get too involved with Minami.

The problem is, how do I maintain my distance from her? How about I use an excuse of ‘ah, someone’s looking for you’ to trick her? Got to choose somewhere further…oh, Sugawa-san’s position is rather good. Let’s use him to shake Minami off.

“Ah, Minami…”

“Hm? What?”

“Sugawa-san wanted to say something to you…”

“Hm? Sugawa-san’s looking for me?”

“Yeah, he told me to say this to you.”

Very good, Minami’s not suspicious at all. If so, she should be moving off to Sugawa-san who’s far away, right?

“Hmmm…why is he looking for me? Nevermind, I’ll talk to him during the break.”

“Eh? Ah, no, that’ll be a little troublesome…”

“? Why?”

Minami doesn’t seem like she will leave her seat. That’ll be troublesome, I got to do something, and fast.

“Well, about it, it’s something important, so he hopes that you can immediately head over and listen.”

“Eh? Something important?”

Ohh, she took the bait? This response is good. Seems like she’ll move if I say some more.

“As it was a really really really serious expression he showed, I’m guessing it’s something important.”

“EHHH!? Don, don’t tell me…? Sugawa to me, how is it possible…but but, it’s said that these kinds of things happen during trips as well…”

Minami suddenly blushes. I don’t know what she’s thinking about, but it seems like it can work if this keeps up!

“As he said that he wanted to tell you immediately, it’ll be sad if you can’t go immediately.”

It should be alright for me to say things up till here, so Minami will definitely head off to Sugawa-san—

“…Aki, is it alright for you to feel like this…?”

The moment she was about to leave, there was a little sense or chiding and yet loneliness from her.

“Eh? It doesn’t matter what he says.”

“That’s why! You should be saying something when I’m with Sugawa-san…”

“Sorry, didn’t hear that correctly.”

I don’t really understand what Minami is saying here.

“Ahh, really! Anyway, what if he confesses to me?”

“I’ll guess it’s a prank.”

“Sigh…it’ll be bad if my shirt gets stained in blood…”

“You’re immediately worried about blood stains!? Is it already decided that I’ll shed blood!?”

Why am I always treated like this?

“Shimada, Akihisa feels that you won’t go anywhere, so he’s quite relaxed. Don’t you think it’s good to make him anxious?”

Observing from beside me, Yuuji said something weird. I’m definitely troubled that Minami’s not going anywhere now.

“…You’re right. Watch this, Aki, I’m really popular here!”

Giving me a glance, Minami angrily storms towards Sugawa-san’s position.

“What’s with your expression, Shimada?”

“Nishimura-sensei, I got something to say to Sugawa. It’ll be over soon.”

“Really? But this angry momentum makes me worry whether Sugawa will be buried in blood.”

Oh, she got intercepted by Ironman midway through? Perfect chance!

“Akihisa, Hideyoshi, Muttsulini. Now’s the time, get out, and don’t get spotted on the way.”

Yuuji said this to me, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, who’re still pretending to study. We glanced at each other and nod our heads, and then slip out of the side door silently, shutting the door immediately once we got onto the corridor.

“Important thing? What about that?”

“Aki dared to trick me! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!”

At the critical moment, I could hear Minami’s conversation with Sugawa-san.

In more ways than one, this is the perfect opportunity to get away.

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Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3 The Fourth Question

2011-01-28T20:13:41Z

Rayuaza:

===The Fourth Question===

Please write the diary entry for the third day of the training course.

'''Tsuchiya Kouta's Diary: '''

“First part omitted (Sakamoto Yuuji will continue)

'''Teacher's advice: '''

Is this a really a diary? Finishing the diary off one after another, you people can really think fast.

'''Sakamoto Yuuji’s diary:'''

“And then Shouko slowly undid her yutaka in front of me. I frantically stopped her as I tried to convince her not to do it. At this moment, Shimada, who was beside me, got closer to Akihisa, and the atmosphere between them was rather delicate.”

'''Teacher's advice:'''

What were you people doing? Sensei’s really concerned about the part that Tsuchiya-san left out

'''Yoshii Akihisa's Diary: '''

Final part omitted

'''Teacher's advice:'''

You can’t just end off like this.

The next morning—

“Um…”

“Hm? What now…WAAH!”

The moment I opened my eyes, what appeared in front of me is Hideyoshi’s sleeping face. Coupled with his delicate eyebrows, his big round eyes are tightly shut.

How can there be such a beautiful sleeping face in the world? I couldn’t help but continue to gaze at him.

Hideyoshi just twitched a bit, and his silky hair slides over my shoulder.

“Mm…”

The small mouth lets out a gentle breath.

There’s only a few millimetres between me and him, and with one more step, I will be able to taste his sweet lips.

Wha wha wha wha what should I do now? This is a once in a million opportunity! If I kiss him now, at least I can pretend that it was an accident! But if I do this, if I don’t ask for approval, it will be rather awkward later…

“If you want to do it, do it! Aren’t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?”

Ack? This guy’s the devil in my mind! Is he trying to lure me to the road of evil? No! I still can’t do such a despicable thing!

“Think, you’re sleeping on the same bed! If you don’t do anything, wouldn’t it be disrespect?”

Uuu…he’s right…

“Don’t believe what the devil says! Hideyoshi trusts that you’re not a homosexual, that’s why he would sleep with you on the same bed!”

This is the angel in my heart—it doesn’t matter even if you don’t ever appear again!

“Here, let’s start, Hideyoshi’s waiting!”

That, that’s right! It’ll be bad on my part if I make him wait too long.

After making this decision, I slowly move towards Hideyoshi’s cute sleeping face. I’m so nervous that my heart is pounding, and I’m sweating like crazy even though I’m not hot.

With the last few millimetres, I can kiss his sweet lips…

—But at this moment, I actually woke up.

“So it was a dream? Damn it, I’m so disappointed!”

“No, before that, you should know that Hideyoshi’s a guy, right? Even if you’re sleeping, your sanity is too weak, isn’t it?”

Ah, it’s the devil in my heart, why are you still here?”

“Aiyo, don’t be that disappointed. Just treat that dream just now as a dry run, wouldn’t it be alright?”

I see, so the dream will be a practice for that one chance that will occur at an unknown time. This really is positive thinking, so I’ll use your suggestion then.

“Huu…”

Just as I was letting my thoughts run wild, I could hear a weak moaning beside my ear. Is it…

I shakily turn my body around slowly.

“Huu…”

“—NO WAY!!!”

The one sleeping beside me is actually Yuuji.

Under those thick bushy eyebrows, the eyes that normally show malice are tightly shut. How can there exist such an ugly sleeping face in this world!

Just as I felt like puking, the ugly ogre beside me flips his body.

“Uwah…”

The ogre Yuuji lets out a really noisy breathing sound.

There’s only a few millimetres between us, and with a step further, it will be a real tragedy!

“If you want to do it, do it! Aren’t you that kind of person who will use your full ability at the last minute?”

Shut up! Don’t use the same line you used for the dry run in this situation! I didn’t even expect such a thing to happen!

“I got it, I won’t stop you then…”

Angel! You should be using the same words you said just now!

“Anyway, Yuuji…HURRY UP AND GET UP!”

“UWAAHH!!”

I kicked Yuuji out of his blanket. Really, being so unhappy so early in the morning.

“Hm? What now? Yuuji got out of his bed and into someone else’s bed again?”

Hideyoshi rubs his eyes as he gets out from the bed. Just seeing his cute look after waking up is enough to appease that extremely irritated feeling of mine here. And on the other side, it seems like Muttsulini woke up thanks to us.

“What do you mean by ‘again’, Hideyoshi?”

“Ah, it’s nothing much…it’s just that Yuuji has a rather bad sleeping posture, and at daylight, he would get into my bed—AKIHISA! WHY ARE YOU RAISING THAT VASE SO HIGH!!”

“I WANT TO BEAT HIM UP! I WON’T STOP TILL HIS EARS BLEED BLACK!!!”

IF I LET SUCH A GUY LIVE ON, IT WILL ONLY ENDANGER EVERYONE ELSE’S LIVES!

—Kacha

“Oi you maggots! Time to wake up—oh…”

“DIE, YUUJI! REPAY YOUR CARDINAL SIN WITH YOUR DEATH! OR WE’LL MEET EACH OTHER IN COURT!”

“WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS AKIHISA SO ANGRY EARLY IN THE MORNING! ARE YOU SICK?”

“Calm down, Akihisa! Sorry, Nishimura-sensei, but can you help stop him?”

“…(Nods head violently)”

“…What crazy things are you people doing so early in the moring?”

Unfortunately, with everyone stopping me, I couldn’t send Yuuji to the netherworld.

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“Oh ya, Yuuji, I heard something strange just now.”

“Hm? What are you talking about?”

After the ruckus that happened this morning, we’re here eating our breakfast now, and I’m using this chance to speak to Yuuji, who’s opposite me.

“it’s Kudo-san. She said that ‘there’s another undiscovered camera inside the changing room.”

“What did you say?”

Yuuji, who was busying stuffing food into his mouth, suddenly stopped.

“That’s really suspicious. Since she knows that there’s another hidden camera there, she’s the culprit after all, right?”

“No, we can’t confirm that, right? If not, she won’t purposely tell us that.”

Sitting beside me, Hideyoshi answered for Yuuji.

“…We can only confirm it.”

“Seems like we can only do that…”

No matter what, we can only think of peeping. Sigh, really…

“However, we got to be grateful for Kudo’s intel.”

“Hm? You mean the fact that there’s another hidden camera?”

“That’s right. Since only Kudo knows about it, it means that the camera may have taken quite a few photos of the girls changing. As long as we get that camera, we can identify the girl with the burn mark on her butt.”

“…If it’s the camera. I’m confident that I can find it withing 5 seconds.”

As expected of Muttsulini, only a pervert can understand what perverts are thinking.

“But if there’s a camera, wouldn’t that be too suspicious?”

“No, it’s more like the camera that was first discovered is the more suspicious one. For the culprit who specialises in taking sneaky photos, how is it possible for the camera to be spotted by a layman that easily? So—”

“…A double trap.”

“That’s right, the camera that was first discovered may be a feint.”

The culprit really thought everything through.

The opponent used such a little trick to lower everyone’s guard, and then set up another camera to take snapshots all she wants? This culprit’s methods are really complex.

“If so, we just need to avoid the bathing time and find it, right?”

“…That’s impossible.”

“Eh? Why?”

“..Besides the bathing time, the changing room will always be locked.”

The changing room will be locked? Is it because they found the camera on the first day? Damn it, why are all the good things not happening at all and the bad things piling up one after another?”

“So in the end, we can only use such a method…”

“Seems like it.”

In the end, we couldn’t think of anything else other than breaking through. The situation hasn’t changed at all!

“Now, let’s go through why we failed yesterday. Akihisa, why do you think we failed yesterday?”

“Why? Um~ because half the girls joined in the defense?”

If the enemies were just those few teachers from two days back, we would definitely not lose to them. At least we could beat Fuse-sensei, right?”

“…Kudo Aiko is also our enemy.” Muttsulini mutters bitterly.

Muttsulini replied in a rather vengeful manner. Maybe he’s angry that he got obstructed time after time again, or maybe he’s unhappy about the unexpected 2 v 1 that included a teacher and ended up losing.

“That’s right. The reason why we lost was because the defense included class A girls, increasing their battle strength by several fold.”

As far as I could remember, they had three times the personnel that we had. And including the teachers that were watching us, the difference in battle strength between both sides is tremendous. Trying to take them head on is stupid.

“So I feel that we should increase our forces as well. Just class F alone is insufficient, we have to recruit the boys from other classes in order to have a fighting chance against them.”

Like usual, Yuuji proposes a battle plan. However, why do I feel that the plan this time is weird. More like, it’s not something that Yuuji will come up with.

“Hm? Akihisa, what’s wrong?”

“Hm~ It feels like a plan that’s different from usual…You see, the opponent increased their forces, and so we’re doing the same thing in response. It’s not something that we will normally do…”

Just as I said what I felt, Yuuji shows an approving look as he nods his head.

“Ohh…seems like Akihisa can finally think a bit. You’re right, this isn’t for breaking through the front.”

So there are other reasons? Aren’t the methods different in the end?

“Then what are the other objectives?”

“To protect ourselves.”

“Protect us? From who?”

“Listen, though it didn’t become a problem since we failed up till now, peeping is still a crime. If we managed to reach the girls bathroom yet fail to catch the culprit, we’ll be suspended.”

I see. I didn’t think too much yesterday since I worked so hard, but if we don’t find the real culprit even if we managed to break through, we won’t be able to prove our innocence. We’ll then just be lauded with the crime of being sexual harassers, and we probably will get suspended.

“In order to avoid this, we need to increase our forces—in other words, increase the number of people we have.”

“Will increasing the number of people we have allow us to avoid being suspended?”

“Ah, if the number increases, it’ll be hard for them to lock onto a target. It’ll be hard to memorise everyone’s look while on a battlefield.”

He’s right. Trying to notice the surroundings even while taking action, it’s not an easy thing to do.

“But our faces were seen, right? Wouldn’t that be meaningless?”

That was why I got called out by the audio broadcast to get scolded.

“Because Fumitzuki Academy’s a famous experimental school that the entire world is watching over, if such an embarrassing thing happen, either they will punish everyone or they will do their best to cover up. If they only punish half the students, they’ll be given a bad rep of ‘showing different levels of favouritism to different classes’, and will bring the school’s reputation down quite a bit.”

Hm…in other words, we’re going to make use of the fact that we were exposed to be students from class F? It’s true that if we’re the only ones being punished, it’ll look like ‘only class F is punished and yet they’re magnanimous in letting the other classes go’. Considering the society’s attention on us, it’s likely that the school will try to avoid getting involved in things that may damage the school’s reputation.

“I see. As expected of Yuuji, nobody can compare to you in terms of despicable means.”

“Please consider it as foresight.”

If we want to make them unable to identify certain people and yet increase our fighting forces and penetrating ability, we have to increase our forces as much as we can.

“Hm, then the main point of today is to increase the number of comrades?”

“Ahh, good thing that the combined studying seems more like a self-study period; we can take action easily.”

“Yah. Then, where do we start?”

Considering the strength, I hope that we can get classes A to C to join us.

“Of course class A. If we’re going to spend the same amount of effort throughout, it’s better to get the best.”

So Yuuji has the same idea as me. Sigh, that’s the case alright.

“Since we interacted quite a bit with class A yesterday, we should be able to communicate with them well.”

“Then it’s decided. We’ll talk to class A while we’re studying together then.”

“Got it. Is this alright, Muttsulini?”

“…No problem.”

After we decided on what to do, we continued to eat breakfast. Being able to eat solid food, I’m so happy…

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“If we want to get class A, we got to convince Kubo. Akihisa, try and convince him.”

“That’s right, I feel Akihisa is the most suitable one to do this.”

“…We’ll leave it to you.”

What’s going on? Why is everyone agreeing that I should convince Kubo?

“Ah, oh, it doesn’t matter if I go.”

Besides, I have no reason to refuse, so I naturally went along with it.

“But then again, why me?”

Just as I intend to stand up and walk to Kubo-san, I suddenly thought about asking this as I turn around to ask those three.

“““…”””

Did I ask something wrong? Why is everyone looking away awkwardly?

“Erm, about that…I have a bad feeling about it. Is it really alright?”

“Wha, what problem is there? And I can tell you straight, Kubo has no ill intent against you.”

“…He has no ill intent against you at all.”

“Why are you two saying this as if something’s choking you?”

What’s going on? For some reason, I don’t feel like going further.

“Akihisa, hurry up and move.”

“Eh? But…”

“No problem! Among us, Kubo views you the most favourably, so be confident!”

“Ah, mm…”

“…But if something really happens, use this.”

After saying this, Yuuji stuffs something into my pocket. I took a peek to confirm what it is.

—So it’s a taser.

I’m just going to request help from a schoolmate, so why must I carry a taser along? I’m really confused here.

“O, okay, I’m going then.”

Though I don’t understand, I still walked over to Kubo-san in the end.

As expected of the one who ranks second in our academic year, Kubo-san is flipping a reference book, studying it seriously. Though I have a thought that ‘maybe now isn’t a good time to disturb him now’, I got to do what I got to do.

“Kubo-san, can I bother you for a while?”

“Yoshii-san? It’s rare for you to look for me. Take a seat.”

At the same time he said this, Kubo-san moved his butt away to create more space on the chair. Hm, I’m really grateful for Kubo-san’s kind intentions, but is there a need to make space on a single-seat chair?

“Eh, I guess I should use the chair that no one is using over there.”

“Really? Nevermind, if you want to use that chair, go ahead.”

“Speaking of which, I got something I want to ask you.”

“I accept.”

“Actually—YOU RESPONDED TOO QUICKLY!!”

I haven’t even asked him what I want!

“Ah, I’m sorry, I lost my cool. Then, say, what do you need me to help you in?”

“Ah, mm, actually…”

I want you to help me as a peeping buddy—I can’t say such words like that so easily!

“Don’t worry too much, just say what you want to say.”

Seeing me having difficulty in expressing myself, Kubo-san answered with a sincere look. If the person I’m trying to convince is so understanding, I should be able to ask him directly, right? No need to think too much, I just need to trust him and ask him directly!

“Well… I want to ask you people to help us peep inside the girls’ bathroom.”

“I refuse.”

Why do I feel a little sense of betrayal?

“Peeping inside the girls’ bathroom? Are you serious?”

“Um…the, there is a reason for us to do this…”

“Yoshii-san, that really ruined my impression on you. There’s an existence of logic between humans, and by following that, a society is formed. As a human, you shouldn’t do such a thing, and for you to think of such a thing, you shouldn’t exist in this society. We will soon join the society of adults, do you really think that you can just do such things as you please? Besides, your thinking of peeping into a bathroom to see naked females is too dirty.”

Kubo-san scolded me profusely like he’s firing an array of cannonballs, and I couldn’t respond. After he said that, he coldly gives a ‘humph’ and lowers his head to continue battle with the reference book. Seeing him with such a tough and stubborn stand, it seems like we can’t continue on with the negotiations.

“Sorry to bother you. I’ll be leaving then.”

This can’t be helped! But just as I prepare to get up and return back to Yuuji and company—

“…as a human, should we do that…”

Before I left, I accidentally heard Kubo-san muttering to himself. Is there something wrong?

“So how was it, Akihisa?”

“Sorry, I failed.”

“I see…no problems. It’s okay as long as you’re fine.”

“Erm, I didn’t do anything that will threaten other people’s lives, right?”

I really hope that these guys will worry about me when it’s really needed.

“However, since we failed, we better start negotiating with other classes.”

“You’re right, but we have lessons now.”

Even though it’s self-study time, someone will definitely be watching. If we don’t pretend to be studying seriously, we’ll definitely be taken care of by the supervising teacher.

“I know! But just the rest times alone aren’t enough for us to interact with the other classes. Seems like we can only sneak out.”

Yuuji glances sharply at Ironman, trying to look for a chance.

At this moment, someone walked beside us,

“Oi, are you guys planning on doing something bad again?”

So it’s actually Minami, who’s near us as she continues to study.

We definitely lowered our voices, and yet we couldn’t escape her eyes. And once Ironman, who’s standing far away, hears her say the words ‘something bad’, he immediately turned his head around.

“You’re mistaken, Minami. We weren’t thinking about doing anything bad.”

We’re just discussing how to do a frontal assault and peep.

“Really…anyway guys, don’t create anymore trouble already. Though I know you guys won’t listen even if I rattle on, peeping is really…have you truly thought of how the girls being peeped on will feel?”

Minami’s right. If I wasn’t threatened, interrogated for a non-existent crime and if Himeji-san’s boobs were a little smaller, I will definitely not think about peeping.

“And you were going to peep inside the bathroom…there’s no place to hide, and one body will be compared to other girls’ bodies, can’t even stuff any breast pads, or even squeeze…”

“Erm, Minami…I guess you just don’t want me to see a certain body part, right?”

Right now, you don’t need to explain it to us now, right, Minami—I wanted to comfort her, only to receive a look from Yuuji.

“Ironman’s staring at us, hurry up and maintain distance from Shimada.”

Hm? Ironman’s staring at us? Where is he?

Ahh, I see. Ironman’s definitely watching. The conversation Minami and I had seemed to cause Ironman to be wary. To us, who’re looking to the other classes for support, it’ll be troublesome if he targets us at this juncture. Let’s just follow what Yuuji says and not get too involved with Minami.

The problem is, how do I maintain my distance from her? How about I use an excuse of ‘ah, someone’s looking for you’ to trick her? Got to choose somewhere further…oh, Sugawa-san’s position is rather good. Let’s use him to shake Minami off.

“Ah, Minami…”

“Hm? What?”

“Sugawa-san wanted to say something to you…”

“Hm? Sugawa-san’s looking for me?”

“Yeah, he told me to say this to you.”

Very good, Minami’s not suspicious at all. If so, she should be moving off to Sugawa-san who’s far away, right?

“Hmmm…why is he looking for me? Nevermind, I’ll talk to him during the break.”

“Eh? Ah, no, that’ll be a little troublesome…”

“? Why?”

Minami doesn’t seem like she will leave her seat. That’ll be troublesome, I got to do something, and fast.

“Well, about it, it’s something important, so he hopes that you can immediately head over and listen.”

“Eh? Something important?”

Ohh, she took the bait? This response is good. Seems like she’ll move if I say some more.

“As it was a really really really serious expression he showed, I’m guessing it’s something important.”

“EHHH!? Don, don’t tell me…? Sugawa to me, how is it possible…but but, it’s said that these kinds of things happen during trips as well…”

Minami suddenly blushes. I don’t know what she’s thinking about, but it seems like it can work if this keeps up!

“As he said that he wanted to tell you immediately, it’ll be sad if you can’t go immediately.”

It should be alright for me to say things up till here, so Minami will definitely head off to Sugawa-san—

“…Aki, is it alright for you to feel like this…?”

The moment she was about to leave, there was a little sense or chiding and yet loneliness from her.

“Eh? It doesn’t matter what he says.”

“That’s why! You should be saying something when I’m with Sugawa-san…”

“Sorry, didn’t hear that correctly.”

I don’t really understand what Minami is saying here.

“Ahh, really! Anyway, what if he confesses to me?”

“I’ll guess it’s a prank.”

“Sigh…it’ll be bad if my shirt gets stained in blood…”

“You’re immediately worried about blood stains!? Is it already decided that I’ll shed blood!?”

Why am I always treated like this?

“Shimada, Akihisa feels that you won’t go anywhere, so he’s quite relaxed. Don’t you think it’s good to make him anxious?”

Observing from beside me, Yuuji said something weird. I’m definitely troubled that Minami’s not going anywhere now.

“…You’re right. Watch this, Aki, I’m really popular here!”

Giving me a glance, Minami angrily storms towards Sugawa-san’s position.

“What’s with your expression, Shimada?”

“Nishimura-sensei, I got something to say to Sugawa. It’ll be over soon.”

“Really? But this angry momentum makes me worry whether Sugawa will be buried in blood.”

Oh, she got intercepted by Ironman midway through? Perfect chance!

“Akihisa, Hideyoshi, Muttsulini. Now’s the time, get out, and don’t get spotted on the way.”

Yuuji said this to me, Hideyoshi and Muttsulini, who’re still pretending to study. We glanced at each other and nod our heads, and then slip out of the side door silently, shutting the door immediately once we got onto the corridor.

“Important thing? What about that?”

“Aki dared to trick me! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!”

At the critical moment, I could hear Minami’s conversation with Sugawa-san.

In more ways than one, this is the perfect opportunity to get away.

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Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume3 The Third Question

2011-01-27T11:08:55Z

Rayuaza:

===The Third Question===

Please write the diary entry for the second day of the training course.

'''Himeji Mizuki's Diary:'''

“Today’s focus for revision is physics, which I’m not too familiar with. However, after studying with class A, I learnt quite a bit. This is truly a meaningful experience.”

'''Teacher's advice:'''

It is great if Himeji-san can improve after studying together with Class A. Maybe you can become a member of class A after this test, so it’s good to create some friendships.

'''Tsuchiya Kouta's Diary:'''

“First part omitted.

I went to sleep at night.”

'''Teacher's advice:'''

First part omitted isn’t used like this.

'''Yoshii Akihisa's Diary:'''

“Everything omitted”

'''Teacher's advice:'''

I have never seen such a way to slack off. I cannot say anything about this…

“…Yuuji, I’m really happy to be able to study with you.”

“Wait a second, Shouko. Don’t just sit on my lap as if it’s natural! Those guys from your class are taking off their shoes and aiming at me!”

Today’s the second day of our training course, and we were scheduled to study together with class A.

The content for studying is basically personal preference. If there’s a problem, we can ask any teachers or students around us, so it is basically self-study. Because of this, the tables are arranged together to allow students to face each other.

“But why a self-study? Don’t we need to study?”

Isn’t it a waste of time to come all the way here just to self-study? Not like I’m complaining.

“Study? How can we do such a thing?”

Hearing me mutter this to myself, that lucky bastard Yuuji abandons Kirishima-san, who’s still resisting. Seeing them tussle against each other so intensely is really a pity.

“Impossible? Why?”

“Akihisa. Do you think you can understand the content that class A studies?”

“Mm, you’re really rude! Maybe for you Yuuji, you might not understand it. It doesn’t matter whether I’m in class F or class A.”

—Because no matter what, I can’t understand anyway.

“…The aim of this training course is to motivate us to study.”

Following Yuuji, Kirishima-san moved towards my table. But more accurately, it’s more like she’s sticking close to Yuuji. At least it seems like she has given up on sitting on his lap.

“Shouko, how can Akihisa understand when you say it like that? Anyway, letting class A study together with class F is to warn them ‘not to become like class F’, and class F will be motivated into thinking ‘ahh, I want to become like that’. Since it’s a mental thing, there’s not much difference if we can’t study.”

Yuuji continued off after Kirishima-san. Really, those two have quite the chemistry; I do feel that these two really match each other (well, except for the looks).

Is it time to leave my place? Just as I was thinking about this—

“Ah, so class rep’s here? Then shouldn’t I sit here as well?”

I hear this somewhat unfamiliar voice.

It’s from a girl who slowly opens a book while sitting opposite me. I remember she’s—

“Kudo-san, right?”

“That’s right. You’re Yoshii-kun, right? Long time no see.” Kudo-san bares her teeth as she smiles.

Just as she has a boyish feel, her every action is rather refreshing.
“It’s rare for us to be studying together, so let me reintroduce myself again. I’m Kudo Aiko, my interests are swimming and listening to music. My 3 sizes are 78, 56 and 59, my speciality is flashing my underwear and my favourite food is cream puffs.”

Hold on! Did she just say something seductive in the last sentence?

“Hm? Yoshii-kun? What’s with you?”

“No, I’m not suspecting Aiko-san’s speciality, it’s just…that…”

It’s just that I’m mindful of you saying that as your speciality?

“Oh, so are you suspecting me? If so, must I do it for you?” Aiko-san places both her hands on her skirt.

At this moment, for some reason, Yuuji’s covering his eyes as he rolls on the floor painfully; and Kirishima-san, who’s sitting beside him, made a scissors sign as she mutters “…No fickle-mindedness.” Let’s just hope that these two things aren’t related.

“…Akihisa, don’t be fooled by Kudo Aiko.”

“Oh my? Muttsulini, you’re rather calm. Even I was shocked, I thought that you drowned in your own pool of blood.”

From who knows when, Muttsulini appeared, being as inexplicably calm as he listens to Aiko-san’s words. Is it alright for you not to take out the camera and start snapping photos, Muttsulini?

“…She’s wearing shorts underneath.”

“How, how is it possible! Aiko-san, are you tricking me?”

Damn it, you made me really disappointed! Return that bumping heart back to me! And you have to apologise to Yuuji, who’s rolling on the floor in pain, thinking unhappily ‘then aren’t my eyes poked for no good reason…’!

“Ah haha, I was seen through, huh? As expected of Muttsulini. However, even though it’s not my speciality, I’ve been playing around with this for quite a while recently, you know?”

She smiles as she pulls out a mini device. What’s that?

“…A mini-recorder.”

“Mm. This is rather interesting. For example—”

Aiko-san operates the mini device. After a while, sounds can be heard from it.

Hua—‘Aiko-san’ ‘I’ ‘my heart beats so fast’ ‘aren’t we going to do it?’

“WAAAHHH! I HAVE NEVER SAID SUCH A THING BEFORE! STOP FOOLING AROUND, WILL YA!”

“Heh! It’s interesting, isn’t it?”

Aiko-san reveals a mischievous smile, but this smile isn’t for me to see, but rather, it’s facing a corner behind me. Suddenly, I feel the danger radar within me ringing.

“…Yes. It’s too~ interesting.”

“…It sure is interesting.”

Looking back, it’s Minami and Himeji-san with icy looks on their faces.

“Mizuki. I want to go get that. Can you help me out?”

“I know. It’s that, right? I’m extremely happy to be able to help out.”

After putting down their reference materials, both of them head out of the classroom without looking back.

Seeing their backs as they head off, Hideyoshi passes by them as he walks in from the opposite direction, giving that thinking look as he tilts his head.

“What’s wrong, Hideyoshi?”

“Well, I just heard Shimada and Himeji say that they want to move some stone blocks in. I’m still wondering what’s going on.”

Hearing Hideyoshi’s words, a large amount of sweat flow down the fine hairs on my skin.

“Kudo, that conversation was synthesised together, right?”

“Mm, yeah.”

Yuuji nonchalant response scares me as he walks over to Kudo-san. For him to show such a serious look, seems like something’s up.

In order not to let the nearby people hear this, I deliberately lower my volume and asks,

(What’s wrong, Yuuji?)

(You just saw what she did. I’m thinking that maybe Kudo is the culprit that we’re looking for here.)

Yuuji stares intently at the mini-device in Aiko-san’s hand. Oh, I remember, Yuuji’s marriage proposal was recorded! If we’re to look at her actions, it seems like she’s used to doing this. Truly, it seems like she’s the one who’s blackmailing us.

(Alright, Akihisa, go and check whether she’s the culprit.)

(Mm, got it.)

I walk over to Kudo-san.

“Kudo-san, you…”

Even if I thought about asking “Are you the culprit who placed that blackmail letter in my shoe box?”, there’s no idiot who will answer obediently, right? Besides, if Kudo-san is really the culprit, this will only make her wary of us, so it’s completely meaningless.

Too dangerous! Way too dangerous! I got to think of another way to ask her.

“Hm? Yoshii-kun, is there a problem?”

“Ah~ Well~ That, you—”

Hurry up and think, Yoshii Akihisa! Hurry up and think of a way to identify the culprit without them realising it! Ah, I remember, the culprit has a burn mark on her butt—yeah, let’s go with that!

“What about me?”

“You—I’ll be happy if you let me see your butt!”

So how about that?

“…Eh, WAHAHAHAHA!! So Yoshii-kun likes the butt? Or are you fussing that my breasts are too small that you prefer my butt?”

Kudo-san laughs as she replies my sexually harassing words.

“You, you’re mistaken! I don’t like the butt!”

“Akihisa, I really got to hand it to you there. You knew that there’s a recorder right in front of you, and yet you dare to say such words.”

“Eh?”

What on earth is Yuuji saying?

“Sorry, I just recorded those words that you said just now.”

Hua! The mini-recorder plays my voice.

'I’ll be happy if you let me see your butt!'

“GYYYAAAHHH!! THE DAMAGE WILL BE BIGGER IF IT WASN’T SYNTHESISED!! I BEG YOU, TUDO-SAN!! PLEASE ERASE WHAT I SAID JUST NOW!!”

“How interesting! Yoshii-kun sure feels like someone I can bully whenever I want to! Now I want to bully you even more.”

Hua-- 'I BEG YOU, TUDO-SAN!!' 'let me see your butt'

“WAHHH!!! STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A PERVERT!!”

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The next moment, I feel a rather vexing killer intent from behind.

“…What the hell was that? Mizuki?”

“…What was that? Minami?”

Their facial expressions haven’t changed, but there’s a stack of stone blocks behind.

“We only need to watch out for the problematic students in our class, but it seems like some idiot said something that will cause a lot of misunderstandings, no?”

“That is really troublesome! If there’s such a person in the class, we have to punish him, no?”

Nowadays, it seems like Himeji-san is becoming even more creepier. No, now’s not the time to think about this. Anyway, I got to explain it to them!

“You’re both wrong! I’m not thinking of making trouble. It’s just that I 'like the butt'—OI! My voice got covered! PLEASE! DON’T TIE MY ARMS BEHIND. AND THOSE CLASSMATES OVER THERE, STOP LAUGHING AND COME SAVE ME! ESPECIALLY YUUJI!!”

My arm jointed was already forcefully twisted behind.

“…Kudo Aiko, stop kidding around.”

Seeing me in such danger, Muttsulini finally stood up for me as he stands up from the chair. As expected of my friend.

“Muttsulini! Are you willing to save me?”

“…Let me demonstrate to you.”

After saying this, Muttsulini pulls out another mini-recorder that’s like the one Kudo-san has.

So is Muttsulini thinking of using the mini-recorder to overlap the voice that Tudo-san made? Good, then I’ll believe in Muttsulini and do what I need to do!

“Himeji-san, Minami, listen to me. That was a misunderstanding. All I want to say is that I 'really like the butt' 'especially Yuuji'. DAMN IT , MUTTSULINI!! DEMONSTRATE, YOU MEANT TO PUSH ME TO HELL FASTER THAN KUDO-SAN!?”

“…Kudo Aiko, you’re too naïve.”

“Damn it! As expected of Muttsulini, I still can’t beat you.”

These two glare at each other like competitors. Since you two can create such sparks just like that, how abou moving aside to interact with each other!”

“…Yoshii, I will never hand Yuuji over to you.”

On hearing the word ‘Yuuji’, Kirishima-san immediately responded.

Don’t worry, I’m not that kind of person.

“Aki…so you like Sakamoto’s butt? Isn’t mine enough?”

“Though I knew this from before, this is truly a major blow…”

“WHY ARE YOU TWO THINKING THAT I’M A HOMOSEXUAL!? TO BE INTERESTED IN THIS SORT OF THING, I HAVE —”

No, just as I was about to say this, the door to our classroom got slammed open as a seemingly familiar girl walks in, glaring at me dangerously before saying shrilly,

“STOP MAKING FUN OF HOMOSEXUALS!!”

Ahh…we have more weirdos now…

“Mi, Miharu? Why are you here?”

“ONEE-SAMA!! Miharu wanted to meet onee-sama, so she snuck out of class D!!”

The girl with hair locks left and right that look like drills confirms Minami’s position before charging over, getting into a position like she’s trying to passionately hug Minami.

“Sugawa protective strap!”

“How, how dirty! It’s like I just hugged a rotten pig!!”

Being used as a protective shield and being insulted like that, Sugawa-san can’t help but look up in tears.

“Onee-sama’s too much…Miharu already loves onee-sama so much, yet to let me touch such a pig-like man, that’s too much…”

Love Minami? Now that she mentioned it, there was a girl who said such a thing before! Ah, this girl is Shimizu Miharu from class D!

“Wait a second, Miharu! Stop saying what about making love here! Aki will misunderstand!

Well, no, I think I’m not the only one getting a misunderstanding here…

“Can you people please remain quiet?”

At this moment, a stern voice rang out.

Pushing his specs that’s full of knowledge up his nose is the owner of this cool and collected voice, Kubo Toshimitsu-san, second in our school year.

“Ah, sorry, Kubo-san.”

I lowered my head to everyone else in the classroom, not just him. I’m really sorry.

“Yoshii? Anyway, be careful. Really, Himeji-san or Shimada-san or whatsoever, there’re so many problematic students in class F. This is really troubling.”

It’s undeniable that there are dangerous people here. However, to speak of Himeji-san and Minami’s name before mentioning Yuuji and Muttsulini, that’s a little unexpected.

“Also, what’s with that remark of treating homosexuals as idiots? They’re not abnormal people, just people with slightly different tastes, that’s all.”

“Eh? Ah, mm, yeah.”

What’s with that? It feels like Kubo-san has personally experienced this himself.

“Alright, Miharu. Stop creating this useless commotion and go back to your own classroom.”

“It’s not useless! Miharu loves onee-sama! It’s completely unrelated to gender! Onee-sama, Miharu really loves onee-sama—”

“Alright alright, I don’t have such an interest, okay?”

Even though she’s not intending to back off, Shimizu-san got chased out of the classroom. Ara ara, at least it finally calmed down.

“…It’s unrelated to gender, huh…”

Kubo-san reveals a weird expression as he reflects on Shimizu-san’s words. Seeing that look…for some reason, I’m getting goosebumps. Really, what’s going on?

“It’s unrelated to gender, huh…”

“Well, Himeji-san, can you please stop looking back and forth at Yuuji and me? You must be mistaken no? Like you know, I 'like' 'Hideyoshi' HOLD ON!!?”

Though it covered off all the voices, I can’t deny it now. Even so, I can’t just leave it like this. Anyway, I have to explain.

“How, however, don’t be mistaken, okay? Regarding Hideyoshi, I 'really' 'like the butt'--WOULDN’T THIS CAUSE EVEN MORE MISUNDERSTANDING!? MUTTSULINI, KUDO-SAN, HAND OVER THOSE DEVICES! BEFORE I GET SURROUNDED!?”

“Ah, Akihisa…regarding this, what should I say…?”

“DAMN IT!? IT’S TOO LATE!!? IF SO, 'Kubo-san' 'and Yuuji' 'turn' 'let me see the butt' NO!! WHY DO I NEED TO SEE KUBO-SAN’S BUTT IN THIS SITUATION!!?”

“Yoshii-kun, I’m really troubled here. There’s an order in how things go.”

“I KNOW! BUT BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT THE ORDER, THE TARGET IS ALREADY ALL WRONG!!”

“Aki, so you like guys more than girls…”

“AND WHY IS EVERYONE TREATING ME LIKE ONE FROM THE OTHER SIDE!? CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME!!”

My voice got covered by the entire ruckus made inside the classroom.

In the end, this ruckus finally ended with Ironman’s roar.

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After the Hellish-like lessons and Heavenly-like dinner, it’s finally time to shower. We exchange a few words inside the room that we were assigned to.

“I feel that Kudo-san may be the culprit.”

“The probability’s rather high.”

Yuuji nods his head in agreement. Just seeing her use the mini-recorder makes her rather suspicious.

“Then, how about we capture Kudo-san in one go?”

If we can get evidence like this, everything will be alright—

“…It’s better to give up.”

At this moment, Muttsulini gives a rare opposing suggestion.

“If you’re saying that it’s better to give up, is there a problem?”

“…There’s only one chance. If we miss it, we won’t be able to catch the culprit.”

Since Muttsulini didn’t explain further, I couldn’t understand.

“If we catch the wrong person, what will the real culprit think when she sees it?”

“…(Nods head).”

Like usual, Yuuji adds on with an explanation.

So what will the real culprit do? Hm~ If I was the culprit and see a group of people taking action and wanting to catch me—

“Ahh, I’ll destroy the evidence, or scare them off to prevent them from finding me, or at least I’ll think of something like that.”

“That’s the case.”

I see. If so, there’s only one chance. If we act without any confirmation, it’ll look like we’re strangling our own necks.

“But if we don’t take action even with all this suspicion…”

“It’ll be alright if we can confirm that butt burn…”

And it’s because of the position of that burn that we are having difficulties in taking action.

“So why don’t we make her angry by flipping her skirt up?”

“…She’s wearing sports shorts underneath…!”

“Cheh. Now that you mention it, that’s the case.”

And since she’s wearing sports shorts, it’s becoming even more suspicious! Seems like she’s not just mindful of her underwear being seen, but maybe there’s the possibility that she’s wearing sports shorts to hide the burn mark on her butt—

“…And in order to confirm that, we need to peep into the girls’ bathroom.”

“So it came down to that…”

No matter how much we guess, a guess is still a guess. Like what Muttsulini said, we can only peep to confirm it.

“But what should we do? If we don’t come up with some sort of a battle plan, it seems like we won’t be able to break past the teachers.”

“And even if we’re to plan, that place is still a wide lane. No matter how I think, we can only break through from the front.”

The lane can be seen easily from the girls’ bathroom, and trying to get out of the teachers’ sight in a place without cover is thoroughly impossible.

“That’s right, and we don’t have time to come up with a plan, so basically, we don’t have a choice but to attack directly from the front.”

Seems like Yuuji agrees with Hideyoshi.

There was that commotion in the morning, and we had to take tests in the afternoon to replenish our scores because of what happened yesterday. Since we didn’t have time to come up with a plan, it can’t be helped even if it’s a little forced.

“However, it’s not like we don’t have any plan at all.”

“Eh? So we do have a plan?”

I couldn’t think of it at all. Yuuji’s rather reliable in this situation.

“It’s not really that impressive of a battle plan. Anyway, we just need to break through from the front, right?”

“No, I’m troubled because it’s too hard…”

The opponents are those two summoned beasts of the teachers and Ironman himself. In contrast, I only have two idiots and a beauty. Considering the difference in battle strength that we have, this is truly a major disadvantage to us. Our only hope is to recover our points, but it’s just that we do not have enough time to do this.

“If we can’t break through from the front, we just have to add on to our forces, whether it’s increasing the quality or the quantity.”

“So you mean we’re going to increase the number of peeping buddies?”

“That’s right.”

I see, it’s really a simple method that’s not even a tactic.

“Then, how about we get to it? It’s about time to bath, right?”

“Relax, I talked it through before. It’s about time for them to appear.”

The moment Yuuji said this, a knocking sound can be heard from the door, as if on opportune.

“So what are you going to talk to us about, Sakamoto?”

With Sugawa leading the pack, the boys moved into the room. Wow, aren’t this all the boys from class F? Can this room really accommodate everyone?

“Perfect timing. Actually, I have a proposal.”

Yuuji said in a clear tone as if he wants the boys who couldn’t make it inside to hear.

“A ‘proposal’?”

“What now? Honestly, I’m so tired that I’m unwilling to do anything.”

“I want to go back to my room, so don’t talk too much~”

Everyone looks tired, and since we were all studying for the entire day, this is to be expected.

Even after seeing all the commotion, Yuuji isn’t anxious to say what he wants to say, just waiting silently before continuing.

“—Is everyone interested in peeping into the girls’ bathroom?”

““Tell us the specifics.””

I love this class.

“Even though we tried to do so yesterday, we were ambushed by those pesky and despicable teachers.”

“Mm, and then?”

Unexpectedly, Yuuji didn’t get a retort.

“And then, I want you guys to get rid of the security that’s outside the girls’ bathroom during the bathing time. The reward will be all the scenery that you can enjoy. So how about it?”

““DEAL!””

Alright, no matter the composition, at least we increased the number of companions. Yuuji’s decision not to tell them to ‘catch the culprit that’s blackmailing us’ is correct. Besides, using the idea of peeping to explain is a lot easier, and no matter what, it’s a lot easier for us to get help.

“What’s the time now, Muttsulini?”

“…8.10pm.”

The first group will be showering from 8pm to 9pm, if we go there right now, it should be the perfect time to catch time when they’re stripping.

What’s different from yesterday is that with all the boys from class F helping now, there’s a higher chance for us to break through the security.

“So, we’ll be divided into 4 groups. Group A will follow me, group B, Akihisa; Hideyoshi’s C and group D will follow Muttsulini’s orders.”

““ROGER THAT!””

“LISTEN, WE HAVE ONLY ONE GOAL! AND THAT’S TO REACH THE SWEET HEAVEN! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS ALONG THE WAY, EXERT ALL OUR STRENGTH INTO OUR LIMBS, AND CONTINUE TO PUSH FORWARD UNTIL WE REACH THE DESTINATION! GODS AND DEVILS WILL BE ERADICATED, ENEMIES WILL BE SLAYED! TREAT THIS AS OUR FUTURE WATERSHED!!”

““WOOOOHHHH!!!””

“EVERYONE BRING ON YOUR MOMENTUM! CLASS F, MOVE OUT!!”

““CCCHHHHAAARRRGGGEEE!!!””

Right now, our class F is united for a higher purpose.

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"Nishimura-sensei, even if it's them, they won't come back again, right? I mean, they just had detention yesterday."

"Fuse-sensei, you can't underestimate them. They're real idiots. If such a level of lecturing can teach them, they'll be model students already."

"Is that so? No matter what, they shouldn't be that stupid such that—ah, that's?"

—DONG DONG DONG!!!

"WOOOOHHH!!! DESTROY ALL OBSTACLES!!!"

"SEARCH & DEATH!"

"Ni, Nishimura-sensei! We got trouble! The perverted group's here!"

"Didn't expect we got more people to punish. This is why those guys are...! Fuse-sensei, contact all the security members! We can't let off even one of them! I'll stay behind to guard!"

"Al, alright!"

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"Yoshii! Kinoshita and group C have come into contact with Fuse-sensei!"

"OK, Sugawa-san. Charge in while Hideyoshi's taking action! Everyone, don't fall behind!"

After saying this, I charge down the stairs. As I continue to run forward, I can feel everyone following me from behind.

"Yo, Yoshii! Wait!"

As I pass by, I can hear Fuse-sensei's frantic voice. There's no idiot who will stop and wait, and as per normal, I continue to run forward. Even though he frantically chased us, after a while, Fuse-sensei looks really unhappy as he stops.

"Oh my? He stopped? I thought he would continue to chase us."

"Instead of saying that, how about he hates the 'interference'."

Running beside me, Sugawa-san said something that's a bit hard to understand. What does he mean by 'interference'?

"Alright, Kinoshita's group has surrounded Fuse, let's continue to move forward."

“Ah, mm, okay.”

Looking back, having the advantage in numbers, Hideyoshi’s group surrounds Fuse-sensei. Seems like taking down the first level will only be a matter of time.

“Seems like it can work, Yoshii.”

“Yup. We should be able to safely reach there.”

I continue to run down the hall as I exchanged words with Sugawa-san. At this moment, an unbelievable scene unfolds in front of us.

“End of the line, you filthy pigs! This is a place where boys are forbidden to enter! Hurry up and head back!”

“Shi, Shimizu-san! And, so many girls down here!?”

What’s on this wide corridor is the brigade of female summoned beasts led by Shimizu-san.

“Oi, Yoshii, whether it’s numbers or quality, we’re in an overwhelming disadvantage…!”

Just like what Sugawa-san said, in contrast, we’re just a small group of class F students. Opposite us are female students of at least two classes; the difference in battle ability is apparent.

“Shimizu-san, I beg you! Move aside!”

“No way! You dare to do something crazy to onee-sama’s flat chest, I WON’T FORGIVE YOU EVEN IF GOD DOES!”

Cheh, Shimizu-san’s mistaken! I’m definitely not aiming at Minami!

“No! I’m not aiming at Minami’s flat chest! Believe me!”

“You liar! There isn’t any man who won’t be interested in onee-sama’s flat chest!”

“Really! A flat chest is still a flat chest no matter how you mention it! Right now, what’s more important than that runway-like flatness of Minami’s chest IS THAT CRACKING PAIN ON MY ELBOW!!”

“I didn’t even say anything, and yet you continued to rattle on about flat chests…”

It was my error to not spot the nearby Minami while I continued to babble with Shimizu-san. Thanks to that, my arm’s in a pitiful state now.

“Mi, Minami, isn’t it bathing time now…?”

“Did you forget? Mizuki and I are from class F, the later group. –Speaking of which, the first group of class A students are taking part as well.”

Minami points at the corridor area behind us. Looking there, there’s a girl waving at us.

“Hai—Yoshii-kun. What are you here for? I’m happy if you’re here to peek!”

“Kudo-san!? How is it possible! Why are you here!?”

The probable culprit Kudo-san and “…I won’t forgive you for being fickle-minded in love.’ Shouko actually appeared here. “SHOUKO, HOLD ON! CALM DOWN FOR A WHILE GYYYAAHHHH!!” This is unexpected, now we can’t confirm whether she’s the culprit!

“Ah. Are you thinking of getting back that thing from me?”

Kudo-san smiles as she pulls out the voice recorder. It’s exactly as if she’s saying “I knew all about it”. So she’s really the culprit…?

“…There’s only one chance.”

From who knows when, Muttsulini got beside me and advises me just as I’m ready to make my decision. It’s just as he says, there’s only one chance. Maybe it’s better to talk a bit more.

“Kudo-san, let me ask you. Why do you have this voice recorder?”

Such a thing, no ordinary person will know where to buy them. For what reason does she have it? If she stutters and seems like she’s lying.

“Of course it’s to record the content of sensei’s lessons for revision.”

That’s a lie, right? She doesn’t look like one who will seriously study. Can I confirm her to be the culprit already…?

“Then what about you, Yoshii-kun? What’s your aim? Are you intending peep inside the changing room?”

“Cheh…!”

And she can really pretend like she doesn’t know anything. Though I don’t know her objective, I know that Kudo-san’s the culprit! Is she acting stupid since she knows our plight!?

“Then let me tell you something good.”

Just as I’m wondering whether I should capture her, Kudo-san goes near me and says something to me.

“There’s a camera that I didn’t see before inside the changing room, no?”

“…! Kudo-san, you!?”

"Though I didn't put it, I just so happened to spot it."

Just so happen to spot it? That's a lie, right! Damn it! Knowing our plight yet making fun of us like that, what kind of a loust idea is that!?

"Then, it's about time to end this conversation. Time to settle this, eh, Muttsulini-san?"

After saying this, Kudo-san leaves me and moves in front of Muttsulini.

"...I know."

Muttsulini's voice sounds rather bitter. Not only is Kudo-san a tough opponent, he has to face health education teacher Daishima-sensei even after he wins, so it can't be helped.

"Don't mind! If it's only the girls summoned beasts, they can't stop us!"

"Ah! Wait, Sugawa-san!"

Sugawa-san intends to use the fact that ordinary summoned beasts can't touch humans and intend to move forward. In a certain sense, I believe that's correct.

"TAKE THIS, EDUCATIONAL REMEDIAL!"

"GWWAHH!!"

If that guy isn't standing in front of our goal.

"IR, IRONMAN!?"

"WE CAN'T BREAK THROUGH PHYSICALLY!?"

"DON'T BE SILLY! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT!?"

That's right, the one who caused Sugawa-san to crash onto the floor with a single hit was our homeroom teacher, Ironman.

Any male student, especially the boys in our class F can understand that strength that's like a devil. Because of that, everyone's wavering in fear on seeing that figure.

"Yoshii. As expected, you're a dangerous person. You're taking some special detention today."

Slowly, Ironman moves forward. With the girls beside him, I guess that's checkmate, right...

I'm already prepared for total annihilation.

At this moment,

"Don't give up! Yoshii! Even though I don't like it, we have to retreat and store all our strength! If we can't do it today, we can still do it tomorrow!"

"Su, Sugawa-san!?"

Having been beaten down, Sugawa-san tugs at Ironman's leg to prevent him from moving forward.

"Yoshii, you can't be beaten here...the only one who can beat Ironman is your 'punishment inspector' summoned beast...so please...run away, live!"

Sugawa-san said this as if he's trying to use his last ounce of breath. However,

"NO! SUGAWA-SAN! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I CAN'T JUST ABANDON EVERYONE AND RUN AWAY!!"

Everyone's my comrade! Important comrades!

"Don't stop me from my lesson, Sugawa."

Ironman's fist lands on Sugawa-san's body mercilessly. However, even with that hit, Sugawa-san grits his teeth and endures it.

"These, these hands will not let go...! Yoshii's our trump card...! The trump card that we need...! Everyone, cover Yoshii and retreat!"

"""WOOOHHH!!"""

"Su, Sugawa-san...and, everyone..."

Everyone is motivated as they show their smiles to me. I, I'm...!

"YOSHII! USE YOUR SUMMONED BEAST TO SUPPRESS THE GIRLS! THE SUMMONED BEASTS OVER THERE, WE'LL STOP THEM NO MATTER WHAT!"

"ALL THE BOYS HERE WILL SLICE OUT A PATH FOR YOU! CHARGE OUT, AND DON'T LOOK BACK!"

"THIS IS WHERE WE SHOW OUR MANLY SIDE!"

One by one, my comrades head towards their deaths. Seeing this, I can't continue to be stunned like this!"

"...I got it. I'll leave it to you guys here. I'll continue to live on...until we achieve our goal! Let's go, SUMMON!"

After confirming the existence of that familiar summoned beast of mine, I charge into the wall of girls that's blocking me.

"Aki! You want to escape!? SUMMON!"

"Akihisa-kun! The punishment isn't over, you know! Summon!"

Himeji-san and Minami's summoned beasts appear in front of me.

"AS IF WE'LL LET YOU! SUMMON!"

"DON'T BLOCK YOSHII! SUMMON!"

"You people are so irritating!"

"Please move aside!"

The two comrades of mine bet their lives as they block Himeji-san and Minami.

"Everyone...I'm sorry. I swear I will continue to live on. One day, I reach our motherland..."

Angry at my own weakness, I bit my lips unhappily until it bleeds. It’s too saddening to endure my tears as I run away, so I got to get stronger.

Running back into my own room that’s empty, I hug my knees as I sit down. Maybe someone might come back alive. I continue to hold out for this wish.

“—This is the audio broadcast room. Will class F’s Akihisa Yoshii please head to the temporary detention room?”

Sigh, well, this is to be expected. Let’s face it head on then.

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