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OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 4

2014-05-25T07:38:42Z

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==Chapter 4: Eighth-Grade Syndrome VS. Eighth-Grade Syndrome Mayhem==
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The morning of the next day.

After meeting with Masuzu, I went to to the clubroom to get changed. Then, I waited for the appointed time to come. The plan was for Chiwa, who was stationed at the school gates, to give me a phone call.

"It suits you, Eita."

"Don't lie to me!"

I protested at Masuzu who had a narrow smile.

"You must like it a lot yourself, hm? You threw away your manga and light novels, but the precious thing you ended up keeping was this."

"I don't treasure this at all! I only sold those because they were books. There was no way I could sell this."

"Then you could have just thrown it away."

"But then I would have been found out by the neighbors!"

This was a big thing to me. How could I let my disgraces be spread about?"

"Oh yeah, is it really okay that we didn't tell Fuyuumi about this? Wouldn't it be better to just let her know?"

"If we told her about this, that illogically soft girl would definitely not allow it."

"......I guess that's true."

Just then my cellphone rang. Chiwa was calling.

『Himecchi's coming! Get ready!』

''Understood.'' After that brief reply, I hung up the phone.

"We've already gotten this far, so I just need to resolve myself."

"Right. Leave the funeral arrangements to me."

To be honest, I wasn't really looking forward to it, and I had more-or-less resigned myself to fate.

I slapped myself on the face several times to muster up my enthusiasm, and strode out the clubroom. I ran through the hallway, enduring the astonished glances of students who had already arrived at school. Then I passed through the main entrance and walked towards the school gates. It would have been troublesome if I ran into a disciplinary committee member or a teacher, but it looked like the ｢low probability route｣ that Masuzu planned for me was accurate.

Good, from here on was my territory.

I took care not to let the students going to school notice me as I crouched in the bushes next to the school gate. I only let my head peep out to survey the situation around me.

Today, the same two disciplinary committee members were on duty at the school gates carrying out the ｢Good Morning Initiative｣ as they examined the clothing attire of students who passed by. For the most part, our school was very peaceful and we didn't have any extreme delinquents who severely broke the rules. At most, girls that were wearing too much makeup were stopped, but that was it. That's why I could understand how hyper-dimensional Hme was yesterday.

Right now, I was about to enter this hyper-dimension (ANOTHER DIMENSION).

"Hey you again, stop right there!"

A voice that seemed to cut straight through the morning clamor reverberated in front of the school gates. That was the ponytail disciplinary committee member.

I tried my best to stretch my neck in the direction of the voices from underneath the shadow of the thicket, just enough to see Hime walking forward while carrying a fishing rod with her left arm bandaged. Today she was already wearing a dark black cloak, which waved freely in the wind. Where did she buy that? It was the kind of dream item that I would have been overjoyed to have in middle school.

Hime tried to walk past the disciplinary committee members without stopping, but she was grabbed by the shoulders and obstructed as she tried to go through the gates.

"Yesterday we warned you, but you haven't learned your lesson yet? This is a serious challenge against the disciplinary committee of our school. Do you have any idea what you're doing?"

Ponytail-senpai had a ferocious glare on her face, and Hime looked a little fearful.

However, she immediately recovered her poker face:

"That's a stupid question. My actions have been completely and implicitly recorded. The gods are in the heavens. It's nothing to have the whole earth at peace."


"Fine, then you're going to the disciplinary committee room—"

Damn, I better stop them fast!

I was about to charge forward, but suddenly another voice spoke up at the school gates.

"Wait a second, Himecchi!"

The students who were watching the uproar had formed a circle, but Fuyuumi Ai parted the crowd in half and strode forward from the empty street.

She was wearing a pure-white kimono, a tiny triangular towel, and even tabi<ref>Tabi: traditional Japanese socks.</ref> on her feet.

This was the so-called, historical ｢funeral clothes｣ which the Date clan wore to calm down Toyotomi Hideyoshi's anger. <ref>This is a popular Japanese historical incident that I'm not particularly familiar with. All I can do is link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hideyoshi_Toyotomi</ref>

The future candidate for disciplinary committee president was wearing attire that unquestionably violated the school rules, and the sight of this silenced even the noisy crowd that stood around at the school gates. Ponytail-senpai and even Hime was dumbstruck as they watched Fuyuumi walk in.

I was too.

Having missed my timing to enter the stage, I disgracefully retreated back into the bushes.

''—What in the world are you thinking? Ai?''

"W-What are you doing? Why are even you dressed up, too?"

"This isn't a violation of school rules! This is formal attire for offering an apology."

Fuyuumi came to Hime's side and spoke to the speechless ponytail-senpai.

"Apology? Why you?"

"Himechi is my important friend and my disciple. The disciple's mistake is also the master's mistake, so I've come to make an apology!"

"M-Master?"

Fuyuumi kneeled beside a flustered Hime.

With five fingers on the ground, everyone could tell that this was the prostrate posture for making an apology.

"Come with me, Himecchi. Let's apologize to senpai together! Then, promise with me that you'll never do a thing like this again!"

"I…… can't do it."

"Why?! Didn't I tell you yesterday that dressing up like this won't make you popular?!"

"No, I'm not doing this to become popular."

"Then why is it? Explain it to me!"

Hime tightly clutched her cape that was fluttering in the air as she spoke:

"Because I want to turn into a liar."

"Huh?"

"I, want to turn into a liar. I want to deceive everyone, deceive the world, and become a true liar. This way—I can carry out a massacre (genocide).

"......?"

Fuyuumi and the two disciplinary committee members tilted their heads from confusion?

Even the bustling crowd looked at each other and whispered in dismay. It looked like there wasn't a single person who understood Hime's words.

Of course, I didn't understand her at all.

But there was one thing I did know: if Hime went out of control, it was up to us to take responsibility for it.

In short, the scene had calmed down now, so it was the perfect opportunity.

I took a firm breath and resolved myself. Then, I charged out towards the school gates.

I shouted with all the cool-ness in my heart:

"DIVE! ANOTHER DIMENSION!" <ref>In English.</ref>

"No! It's no good, Himeka. Sei. Heavensrain!"

The moment I shouted, everyone gathered at the school gates simultaneously turned their attention onto me. I confirmed that everyone was staring with wide eyes and open mouths.

Yes, this is exactly what's expected!

That's because I was dressed exactly the same as Hime—no, mine was a chuunibyou that was even more extreme than Hime's.

Directly over my bare chest, I was wearing a out-of-season black overcoat. My pants were black jeans.

I was carrying a massive sword comparable to the size of Hime's fishing rod on my back. I made this, ｢Wyvern-Slayer｣ (DRAUPNIR), from a clothes drying pole that I sawed up, tied together with rope, and spray-painted with black paint.

I wore cotton gloves with the fingers cut off on both my hands, on which I had written ｢Death｣ and ｢Kill｣ with red marker.

With the exception of my white gloves, I was head-to-foot in black. This was my aesthetic taste. In middle school, I thought this was super cool, and to be be honest I still felt that way, though only a little.

"What are you doing Ta-kun? Are you an idiot?"

Fuyuumi's cold giggle pierced into my back. Damn, this girl didn't understand chuunibyou, and I certainly didn't want to be to told off by a girl who was wearing burial clothes for atonement.

I pretended I didn't hear Fuyuumi as I gazed at Hime.

"Don't become engrossed in the power of killing and games! I should have told you this before in our past lives. But right now you've become drunk on the force known as power! How are you different from the Wyverns, then? Evil forces will continuously draw from your mood, and you'll become depraved!"

Yes—

Even though I've been free of this for a year, I could still say something smoothly like this.

Although this was lamentable, it looked like the chuunibyou had penetrated the depths of my heart to the level of my soul.

"—I'm already aware of that."

Finally recovering from the attack, Hime responded with her usual apathetic voice.

''Even though. I know this. I'm very clear about it.''

Faking this expressionless face, Hime tilted her nose upwards!


"Honestly, you on the other hand, how long do you intend to pretend to be the ｢Holy Dragon Knight of Dawn｣? You're just villager A-ta. If a powerless person like you wears that kind of equipment, you'll be engulfed by ｢Dragonic Aura｣ to the point your existence will be wiped off the Akashic Records. You should remove that get-up right away and turn it over to me."

"....Hehehe…."

"What's so funny?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

I laughed so loud that even students who had been holding their breath and listening from the distance could hear me.

''You've taken the bait, Hime!''

Yes, yes. If you had chuunibyou, that was certainly what you liked! There's no way you couldn't have taken the bait.

"That's why I said you're naive, ｢Holy Dragon Princess of Dawn Hime｣. You've been confused and mistaken the material world (USHER) for the spiritual world (ASTRAL), haven't you?"

"What do you mean?"

"I've already achieved complete fusion with the ｢Holy Dragon Knight of Dawn｣! In this material world, there weren't any appropriate vessels, so there was no way he could appear in this universe. That's why he used my body and was reborn—no, he was newly born! I'm no longer ｢Villager A｣. As a brave hero, this original ｢A｣ has been replaced—｢Holy Dragon Knight of Dawn - A (ACE)｣!

…...There!

But I never expected Hime's brows to furrow into a ｢八｣:

"......I've alway felt that setting was implausible…..."

"S-Shut up! Don't talk about settings!"

"This ACE stuff isn't cool."

"No way! It's definitely really cool!"

While I was retorting, Hime suddenly returned to her original state.

Damn. Though what she said did have some sense to it. Since I only made it up last night on the spot, this setting in itself wasn't very consolidated. At the peak of my power, I was able to create a magnificent, luxurious, and epic setting in just one night. If only I had just thought of a dazzling name that sounded cooler than ACE!

"Ei-kun, continue! Continue!"

Probably because she noticed me pause, Chiwa's soft voice from the bustling crowd helped lift me up. Thanks to her, I came back to my senses.

"—Alright, since that's the case, then I'll use this Wyvern-Slaying Sword to prove it to you."

I took out my black painted sword (drying pole) and set my stance, the sharp end of the blade pointed towards Hime.

"Saying anything more is useless! I'll use Raijin Killer to discuss my justice!"

Hime again raised her nose and similarly prepared her sword (fishing rod).

"I'm coming! Die!"

"Take this! GENOCIDE!"

Our swords collided simultaneously. Perhaps because I used too much force, Hime stumbled back a few steps. No good. I should probably hold back a little bit.

Incidentally, I glanced around us and saw that the bustling crowd had increased quite significantly in size. This wasn't just people from our school. Even passersbys on the road had stopped to watch our battle with interest.

……Not good.

I felt a dull ache, and it really did hurt.

The warrior's spirit—that was the hot blood that was currently raging!

"There seems to be a bit of hesitation in your swordsmanship, Holy Dragon Princess of Dawn Hime!"

"Same with you. You're not as nimble as you were in your past life, Holy Dragon Knight of Dawn - A!"

I was completely drunk with the sound of fencing that reverberated on this early morning air.

Because even during the period I had actively had chuunibyou, something like this had never happened before—I had never had a comrade in chuunibyou.

Hime definitely felt in a similar way I did. She was gasping for breath, dripping with sweat, and continuously brandishing that fishing pole just like a child.

However, that happy moment didn't last.

The morning bell rang through the school grounds.

Also, the sound of this bell was also the signal we had predetermined to be the ｢ending point｣.

"Okay cut, that's enough for today, that's enough for today."

Masuzu cleverly stepped forward from the school building as she loudly announced, ｢That's enough for today｣.

"So we'll wrap up around here—! That's enough for today—!"

Chiwa, who had been closely watching us, similarly began to shout this.

"Chiwa? Natsukawa-san? What's going on?"

"I'm sorry Fuyuumi-san, we didn't have time to tell you—actually, this was a rehearsal for our performance act."

"Huh? What does that mean?"

Breaking off Fuyuumi who was in a daze, Masuzu faced the bustling crowd of people and announced:

"We apologize for causing such a commotion so early in the morning. We'd like to thank everyone for helping ｢The Society for Bringing Out Your Maiden Self｣ conduct our rehearsal for our act at the school anniversary festival.

The crowd was synchronized as they all went ｢Huh?｣ with astonished faces.

However, the one who was most astonished was Hime. Her eyes were wide open as she stared at Masuzu's and my face in alternation.

"In other words, this was just practice for the ｢Maiden's Club｣?"

Masuzu nodded in response to Ponytail-senpai's question.

"Actually, we were having a lot of trouble trying to decide what to perform for the school anniversary, so we decided to try all sorts of different things. We're going to pick the most popular parts. Akishino-san's peculiar behavior from yesterday and today, along with Fuyuumi-san's burial outfit, are all part of it—isn't that right, Harusaki-san?"

"Mhmmmm, um, Absolutelyyy~"

Compared with Masuzu's flawless acting, Chiwa still seemed like she was reading from a script. Whatever, there's not much we could do about it.

"B-But, I didn't hear a thing about it—"

"In short, that's the story! Sorry for causing such a disturbance!"

We even managed to get Fuyuumi, who was venting with discontent, to reluctantly bow her head. Then, we all apologized to to the two disciplinary committee members. I'm sorry, Ai-chan. I'll explain to you later.

The entire crowd seemed to lose interest, and they commented as they walked towards the main entrance: ｢Come on? It was fake.｣｢I thought they were actually fighting—｣. It looked like this ｢play｣ wasn't received that well. Chiwa's ｢Fighting Comedy Sketch｣ from last semester had a much better evaluation.

"Well, if it was just practice for the school anniversary, then fine, there's nothing we can do about it…"

Ponytail-senpai looked at each of us in turn, and the anger on her face subsided.

"However, I hope you will put forward an application the next time you make such a large-scale activity. I'll report this to the head of the committee, do you understand?"

"I guess there's nothing we can do about it."

Masuzu shrugged when senpai's gaze came to her.

Although we'd probably get a scolding no matter what, as long as we had the school anniversary as an excuse, we probably wouldn't get any disciplinary action as severe as a suspension. The most important thing was to let the disciplinary committee understand that this wasn't Hime's responsibility by herself. Rather, it was was ｢Jien-Otsu's｣ conduct all together.

Masuzu had thought of this ｢battle plan｣, and it seemed like there would be a minimum consequences for us.

After the crowd and the disciplinary committee members left, only we from the ｢Maiden's Club｣ were left in front of the school entrance.

"Alright, we should get going too."

The moment I put my hand on the blankly staring Hime's shoulder, she violently shook her head.

"Eita, why did you do something like that?"

"You're asking me why? Of course it's because of you—"

"Don't stick your nose in other people's business. I intended to be punished by the world in the first place."

This subtle chuunibyou wording was just like a line one could often find from an anime.

However, this wasn't the kind of language from the performance from earlier. Just one glance at Hime's expression, and I knew it. She no longer had an energetic expression that she wore while fighting. Now, you could say it was a gloomy or sorrowful look.

"What do you mean by being punished?"

Hime did not answer Masuzu's question.

She picked up the fishing rod again and started walking towards the school building with heavy steps. Even the impressive-looking cape that flapped in the wind looked crestfallen.

"Honestly, it makes no sense! What's going on?"

The sleeves of her burial clothes swaying, Fuyuumi's shout sounded like she was about to cry.

I also felt similarly.

The chuunibyou that was displayed earlier was linked by feelings. Hime was able to communicate through her soul, but I didn't understand her feelings. I just couldn't understand.

This made me incredibly anxious.

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'''Akishino Himeka - LV. 45'''

'''Special Skill:''' Gamer

'''SP Counter:'''

Dimension-ignore Rewrite

One-hit Division

'''Abilities:'''

Shoot 160 - Ability 140 - Evasion 185

Brawl 150 - Defense 170 - Accuracy 165

'''Trump Card BONUS:'''

At 130 Power and above, carry out ｢Harassment｣ every round.

'''Spirit Commands:'''

Interaction (10) - Friendship (40) - Anticipation (50)

Hard Work (10) - Movement (40) - Courage (70)
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The light-novel series '''Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru''' (俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる short "OreShura", lit. "My Girlfriend and Childhood Friend Fight Too Much") is written by [[:Category:Yuuji Yuuji|Yuuji Yuuji]], illustrated by Ruroo and published by SoftBank Creative under their imprint GA Bunko.

A manga adaptation drawn by Nanasuke started serialization in June 2011. A spinoff manga drawn by Inase Shinya based on scenarios provided by Yuuji Yuuji, and also a 4-koma written and drawn by Marimo, started serialization in October 2011. Early in 2013, a new manga spin-off titled drawn by Mutsutake was serialized.

Also two drama CDs have been released by HOBiRECORDS in 2011.

An anime adaption by A-1 Pictures consisting of 13 episodes aired between January 6 and March 31, 2013. It covered the first 4 volumes.
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The '''Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru''' series is also available in the following languages:

*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru - Français|Français (French)]]
*[[Ore_no_Kanojo_to_Osananajimi_ga_Shuraba_Sugiru_~Brazilian_Portuguese~|Português Brasileiro (Brazilian)]]
*[[Ore_no_Kanojo_to_Osananajimi_ga_Shuraba_Sugiru_~rus~|Русский (Russian)]]

'''Note''': Translation progress varies for each version.
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==Story Synopsis==
Kidou Eita enters high school with the aim to attend medical school. Due to his parent's divorce and his intention to maintain his grades, he shuns anything to do with romance or love. One day, the school beauty Natsukawa Masuzu invites him to walk home with her, though he initially refuses. After she continues to do this for several days, he gives in and walks home with her. Masuzu is tired of constantly getting confessed to by boys, so she suggests that she and Eita become a fake couple. Although Eita tries to refuse, Masuzu blackmails him into becoming her boyfriend in name only. News spreads fast within the school of the new couple and Eita's childhood friend, Harusaki Chiwa, begins to confront Masuzu for Eita's affections.

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*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 0|#0: Childhood Friend's Confession Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 1|#1: Highschool Life begins in Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 2|#2: Confession from a Classmate ends in Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 3|#3: Girlfriend V.S. Childhood Friend = Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 4|#4: Newly formed club is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 5|#5: Light Music is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 6|#6: The Inside of a Skirt is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 7|#7: Your Past Life is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 8|#8: A Childhood Friend's Tears are Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 9|#9: A Fight Between Men is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 10|#10: The First XXX is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 11|#11: It's the Epilogue; yet, it's Merciless Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Afterword|Afterword]]: (pending TLC/proofread)
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===Volume 2 ([[OreShura: Volume 2 Full Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 0|#0: This is Obviously My House... in Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 1|#1: Childhood Friend's Love Letter? It's Mayhem.]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 2|#2: A Maiden's Poem is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 3|#3: After school with My Girlfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 4|#4: When my Girlfriend Changes into a Swimsuit, it's Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 5|#5: Childhood Friend's Room is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 6|#6: The Truth About the Love Letter is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 7|#7: Beautiful Angelic Maidens Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 8|#8: Toast Attack is Mayhem!]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 9|#9: The Gloomy World Split Apart is Mayhem]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 10|#10: A New Step is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Afterword|Afterword]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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===Volume 3 ([[OreShura: Volume 3 Full Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 0|#0: Mayhem on the Bed]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 1|#1: It's Summer Cram School Class but Mayhem nonetheless]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 2|#2: At a Café with My Girlfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 3|#3: Love Master's Laugh is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 4|#4: Believing in My Girlfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 5|#5: Waiting to be Confessed to is Mayhem]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 6|#6: I Thought it was a Romantic Opportunity, but it ended up as Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 7|#7: Double Date in the Movie Theater is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 8|#8: The Disciplinary Committee Member's Secret is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 9|#9: The Remembered Promise is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 10|#10: Revive, Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Afterword|Afterword]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 3.1 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[Ore_no_Kanojo_to_Osananajimi_ga_Shuraba_Sugiru:Volume_3.1_Short_Story|Short Story: When I Date my Childhood Friend, My Girlfriend Gets Angry]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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===Volume 4 ([[OreShura: Volume 4 Full Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 0|#0: Announcement of the Disciplinary Committee is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 1|#1: Summer Training Meeting is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 2|#2: Love Test is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 3|#3: Game Love Mentality is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 4|#4: When my Best Friend wants to go to the Sea, it's Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 5|#5: The Elated Training on the Night Before is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 6|#6: Traveling in a Window Seat is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 7|#7: Enjoying the Flavor of the Seaside is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 8|#8: Two Women in the Kitchen is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 9|#9: Scheming an Ending is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 10|#10: Together With Girlfriend's Little Sister Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 11|#11: The Beauty Contest Pageant is Mayhem]] (Pending TLC/Proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 12|#12: The Resolution to be a Boyfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 13|#13: Heading to a New World Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Afterword|Afterword]] (Pending TLC/Proofread)
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===Volume 5 ([[OreShura:_Volume_5_Full_Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 5 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 0|#0: Prologue]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 1|#1: Chiwa, a Nine-Year Portion of Love]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 2|#2: Ai, Discipline and Love are Difficult to Manage]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 3|#3: Himeka, There is Someone She Likes]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 4|#4: Masuzu, Hunting the Lovestruck]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 5|#5: When Eita isn't Here, The Love Battle]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 6|#6: The End]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Afterword|Afterword]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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[[File:Oreshura v05 000h.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 5]]
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===Volume 6===
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 6 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 0|#0: Relationship as Fake Lovers Exposed, Leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 1|#1: The runaway Ex-Girlfriend leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 2|#2: Eighth-Grade Syndrome is Critically Ill, but it's still Mayhem (Proofread please)]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 3|#3: It's Obviously a Cooking Contest and it's still Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 4|#4: Eighth-Grade Syndrome VS. Eighth-Grade Syndrome Mayhem]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 5|#5: Eighth-Grade Syndrome VS. Disciplinary Committee President Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 6|#6: Falling from First Place is still Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 7|#7: Switching Seats to Girlfriend Leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 8|#8: Stirred Up Girlfriend's Sister Has Had Enough Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 9|#9: Receiving Guests with Girls at an Old Hotel is still Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 10|#10: Girlfriend VS. Ex-Girlfriend Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 11|#11: Masuzu's True Self]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 12|#12: Witness. Mayhem. And then...]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter Afterword|Afterword]]
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[[File:Oreshura v06 000j.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 6]]
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===Volume 6.5===
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 6.5 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 1|#1: That which the Girlfriend Said was a Lie]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 2|#2: She Appears! The 3rd Place Maiden]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 3|#3: The Drastic Jien-Otsu Club]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 4|#4: That which the Drenched Girlfriend Said was a Lie]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 5|#5: Childhood Friend's Caring]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 6|#6: Sympathy, Jealously, and Ferris Wheels]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 7|#7: The Real Kiss]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 8|#8: Empty Words to Become Cruel, Reality is too Cruel]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 9|#9: The Girlfriend's Return and the Boyfriends Intention]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 10|#10: Faded Love, Again Begins to Flicker Love]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 11|#11: In Order to Become an Outstanding Maiden]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter Afterword|Afterword]]
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[[File:Oreshura v065 000h.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 6.5]]
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 7 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 0|#0 Masuzu's Letter]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 1|#1 School Festival leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 2|#2 Breaking up leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 3|#3 Mayhem aimed at Christmas]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 4|#4 Forcing someone's wife leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 5|Chapter 5]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 6|Chapter 6]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 7|Chapter 7]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 8|Chapter 8]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 9|Chapter 9]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 10|Chapter 10]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 11|Chapter 11]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 12|Chapter 12]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 13|Chapter 13]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 14|Chapter 14]]
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[[File:Oreshura v07 000 b.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 7]]
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==Series Overview==
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる (February 28th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6396-8
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 2 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる２ (June 30th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6561-0
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 3 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる３ (September 30th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6678-5
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 4 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる４ (December 31th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6815-4
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 5 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる５ (July 31th, 2012) ISBN 978-4-7973-6971-7
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 6 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる６ (January 31th, 2013) ISBN 978-4-7973-7284-7
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 6.5 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる６．５ (February 28th, 2013) ISBN 978-4-7973-7284-7
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 7 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる７ (February 15th, 2014) ISBN 978-4-7973-7555-8

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OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 3

2014-05-23T17:00:55Z

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==Chapter 3: It's Obviously a Cooking Contest and it's still Mayhem==

[[File:Oreshura_v06_071.jpg|thumb]]

While my childhood friend was making dinner, I simply waited together with my girlfriend.

If I heard this during my middle school years, maybe I would say "I'm envious" or something. If I heard it this April I would say "Huh? So it's like that?" or something. And if I heard it last month, I would've say "You...are you leaving this world?" and my eyes will widened with fear as I say it.

Such a rare and horrifying occurrence, goes on silently in my kitchen.

Firstly, Chiwa cooking is already very dangerous, and Masuzu is even joining in. What kind of quest is this. A battlefield where you don't know the requirements to clear<ref>Requirements given in quests in RPGs. Though you probably got it.</ref>, filled with buried landmines.

I was trembling on the corner of the sofa in my living room, Masuzu sat beside me reading Saeko-san's entertainment magazine, raising her head in a seemingly bored manner.

"Harusaki-san, do you need any help─"

"Nothing─there's nothing─♪ So Natsukawa can just sit there and wait!"

While answering with a cheerful voice in the kitchen, the "go, go<ref>This is actually not the ideal noise for a knife hitting a chopping board. The original character for it iｓ　”ゴッ”</ref>" noise from the kitchen knife can be heard. Someone who is used to cooking would never make such sound while cutting.

"Er, Harusaki-san, do you know how to cook?"

Masuzu asked in a small voice.

"Basically no, the meat and potato stew I did just now also turned out as a failure."

The "Chihuahua special creative meat and potato stew" with tomato, no matter the color or the taste, is <i>unforgettable</i>.

"Huun?"

Thus, for some reason Masuzu, with a face proud of victory, relaxed her shoulders.

"Childhood friend-san's cooking are rather abstract<ref>The original word for it is のんびり, which kind of means she is not serious with cooking. Abstract seemed like a better word to describe food for me.</ref> huh. If it was me I would prepare a warming dish that will never change in taste."

"That's because it's instant food, you know."

"And it only needs three minutes. The better ones only take one minute <i>chin</i>! Isn't that great?"

"That's why <i>it IS</i> instant food."

However great you proclaim to be I will only feel troubled. Also what is <i>chin</i>? Are you from the Showa period?"

"Sorry for the wait─!"

Chiwa brought a pot to the living room.

I made my determination to be prepared to face whatever might come, and looked at the Chihuahua meat and potato stew.

......oh?

Eh? For some reason there is some appetizing smell......

Opening the pot, the meat and potato stew in the boiling soup came into view. Both the onions and the potato looks good, it should be delicious. At least it looks like food.

"Ehehe. Actually during the summer break, I studied a bit of cooking with Ai. Because Ai is really good at cooking."

"She said I only need to follow the recipe, especially if I control the ratio well, it isn't hard. Although I still need practice on my cutting."

Teehee, Chiwa knocked her head.<ref>Well this is a gesture made by cute girls in anime. Usually after making a mistake. Tehe☆</ref>

Honestly the carrot and potatoes doesn't look too nice, but the taste is more important.

Picking up the potato with my chopsticks, I blew it for a while and placed it in my mouth.

......ooh.

It's edible! It's really edible!

Not too sticky or wet, completely the taste of meat! Although a bit bitter from being overcooked, but it's still quite good. I sometimes overcook mine too.

"Um, it's good. Seconds please."

"All right ♪"

"Chiwa took my bowl happily, placing lots of meat and potato stew on it.

On the other side, Masuzu turned white. Also, putting the potato into her mouth to chew; she made a dull sound as she ate.

Chiwa moved over while holding back her laugh.

"So─how is it Natsukawa? Is it good? Does it fit your tastes?"

Using an unexplainable voice, she said with a proud face.

Masuzu's chopstick hand trembled as if she was about to have seizure.

"Eh, ehh...... Oh right. Although not as good as muscat flavored Weider in jelly, but isn't it good? But the peach flavored Weider in jelly is still better."

"Ah, Ei-kun, there is some in your face♪"

Ignoring this Masuzu-san who was mumbling non stop, Chiwa took the rice on my face and put it into her mouth.

Then Masuzu's hands won't stop trembling.

"Wha, wwwwww, whaaaaaaaaaaattt are you doing? Wha, whaaat are you doing in frrrrroooont of tttthe gi, giiiiiirlfriend?"

"Don't let your blood pressure rise, Natsukawa! Let's get along well! Our relationship is good, right♪"

"Aaahhhhh thhhhaaattttt's righttttt hohohohohoho"

…...it's getting really weird, with these people.

That good relationship is just on the surface, the inside should be even more dangerous than before our summer break trip.

"Bu, but I can also do it! Something like cooking."

"Is that so? Then is there any dish that it's your specialty?"

"With the ingredients, I can do anything for you."

And then this Masuzu-san stared Chiwa with some bloodshot eyes while talking big.

Chiwa, with an blank face with a ｢Eh, that's great｣ look as she opened her eyes.

"Then, why don't you make something? There still are some potatoes and carrots."

"I'll borrow the kitchen!"

Masuzu placed her left hand on her face, stood up with a <i>bizarre pose</i>, and walked away.

"O, oi, you don't need to force yourself......"

"I'm not forcing myself! I can cook-!"

Thus, the suspect denied the charges.

Masuzu shouldn't know how to cook. During the trip she beautifully angered Fuyuumi with her skills, and always eat Weider in jelly, Calorie mate, the type of stuff that collar workers usually eat when they work overtime.

"Why do you want to say such provocative words, Chiwa?"

"It's not like I'm provoking anything."

Her cheeks full with her own meat, Chiwa stared at the kitchen with the eyes of a fierce dog. Unknowingly, a cooking war started.

"It's here."

Eh, that was fast!

On the tray Masuzu carried out from the kitchen, is a cup noodle with steam on top of it. …...ah, I already guessed it would turn out like this.

Chiwa's eyes became two small dots.

"What is this?"

"It's ramen. How's that? With the ingredients, <i>even I can do it</i>."

"What are the ingredients?"

"Hot water and noodles."

"Can you even call those ingredients!?"

"Boiling hot water and a cup of noodles."

"You only described it with more details!"

There, I patted Chiwa's shoulder. I don't want things to become more troublesome. Even like this, as long as there is no tragedy from cooking failure, it's already enough.

Taking of the lead and saying ｢itadakimasu｣, I started eating the noodles.

"…...this cup, it's tasteless."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot to put the soup packets."

"Then, didn't this turned out a failure!?"

I feel extremely exhausted. Since when did my girlfriend become like this? Where did that cool beautiful returnee woman went?

Chiwa moved over to her with a serious face.

"You know, Natsukawa. I want to let the hardworking Ei-kun eat some nutritious food."

"…...yes."

"Instant food or what is not bad, but I still feel like homemade food is still better, right?"

"…... It's as you say."

Disappointed─, a drooping shoulder Masuzu could be seen. Somehow, she looks really pitiable.

"Don't worry, after all the soup packet can just be added after cooking."

I took the soup packet from the kitchen and poured it into the cup. Now I can eat this. Although I'm still full from the meat and potato stew.

Masuzu looked dazed, and when she meet my eyes, she looked as if she said "I missed it!" and curled her lips, and shifted her gaze.

Tch. What was that.

Can't you let me see that cute pouting face some more?

<center><span style="font-size: 200%;">♦</span></center>

The three of us made tea and drank together peacefully after dinner.

"It feels like it's been a long time, since only three of us were together."

Sipping the hot green tea and staring at us, Chiwa nodded.

"Before Himecchi and Ai joined, it was only the three of us."

Masuzu suddenly made ah "oh, I remember" face.

"To be honest, I came here for the issue of Akishino-san."

"Me too, I wanted to discuss this with Ei-kun."

Looks like Chiwa also thinks that we can't just not care about Hime.

"Chiwa, what did you think of Hime's behavior today?"

"At the start I thought something angered her, or maybe......she was just acting awkward? Or rather, it's as if she doing this because she's being bullied?"

"I see......"

"But the reason for becoming like this is unknown."

I feel that I know said reason. Of course, it's not something I can't tell to Chiwa.

"Fuyuumi is also involved, it should be better if we do something about this."

"If this goes on, our 'maiden's club' will fall appart. …...actually, I have an idea on how to solve this, can you hear me out?"

Masuzu made a “lend me a ear” gesture, so Chiwa and I leaned over with our foreheads touching.

—I see.

“It’s definitely a good idea, but will this go so well?”

“This, we'll have to see how Eita-kun performs.”

Masuzu looked around the living room.

“Do you have the things we need?”

“You should have those in the storage room, right?”

Before I manage to talk, Chiwa answered in my stead.

“But, why does Natsukawa knows this? That's something about Ei-kun’s in middle school.”

“I heard about it before. I am the girlfriend after all!”

Looking at the smiling Masuzu, Chiwa lips trembled and made a “heh—” sound. She only knew that because she has my notebook, and made it her advantage with just this simple method.

“Nah, I know everything about Ei-kun without anybody telling. From first grade until now.”

“Hah, then do you remember how much bread Eita-kun has eaten until now?”

“Ei-kun is not a bread lover— he likes rice— you are the girlfriend, and you don’t know that?”

“What are you so happy about! Eita-kun can immediately understand any JoJo reference!”<ref>Ah, that pitiful Chiwawa. "Do you know how much bread have you eaten in your life?" is a legendary meme from Jojo, which came to be in part 1 from the hand of Dio Brando, a vampire which related devouring people to humans eating bread; it's among the most referenced lines / moments from the series.</ref>

Let’s not talk about the meaningless quarrel, my heart feels heavy.

The three of us went to the storage room in the garden, and took out an old cardboard box.

The thing that attracted me a lot last year, sealed away heavily with masking tape. No signs of me wanting to unseal it. This is something that I would kill myself over if it gets spread.

“Are we really doing this?”

“We already decided on this, Eita-kun has no rooms for refusals.”

“No, but you know…”

“No problem! Ei-kun can surely pull it off!”

Even Chiwa is saying such things, I can only nod in agreement.

This is all for Hime's sake.

To shoulder that responsibility, of hiding our fake relationship.

<center><span style="font-size: 200%;">♦</span></center>

Leaving the details for tomorrow, Masuzu stood at the door.

“It’s quite late, should I see you home?”

“True, I should go as well.”

“Don't. I’ll take a cab. ……if anything happens I will not stay silent too."

“Is that so? Do you want to take the leftover meat home?”

“No need!”

With a scary face and voice, Masuzu disappeared from sight. She looks a bit staggering from behind. Is it because she is still unhappy about losing the cooking battle?

If it was the usual her, she would had glossed over the showdown with Chiwa rather easily. Why would she now take this, head on?”

“Nah Chiwa, something must have happened between you two right?”

“I said there is nothing! However, so it's that Natsukawa is really my rival. I absolutely don’t want to lose to her.”

While saying this, Chiwa’s eyes were shining.

“That’s because, Ei-kun, think about it. Have I ever won something against Natsukawa?”

“……I don’t remember such things.”

Since the founding of “Jien-otsu”, Natsukawa’s strategies always manage to fool Chiwa. But today Chiwa totally rolled over her.

“Even though I’m not Ai, but epic victoryyyyyy—! At these times I want to say this.”

Chiwa held up her fist, looking at the autumn sky. The firmly held hand is like a celebration of victory.

“Ei-kun, you are studying until quite late right? I put the potato and meat stew in the refrigerator. Take it and eat if you’re hungry.”

“Thanks. I will.”

“It won't do if you just get instant, you know?”

Chiwa said this by my ear, smiling.

“You know, when looking at Himecchi today; it reminds me of the old Ei-kun.”

“Eh?”

“Back in middle school, Ei-kun also had bandage like this right?”

“Aahhh”

I had a period where I did a “fashionable bandage” like Hime.

But, it sure is hard to bandage with one person. So like Hime I simply bandaged it up, and it fell off.

Seeing this, Chiwa helped me to re-bandage it a few times.

Because of constant injuries while practicing Kendo, Chiwa had very good 'bandaging skill', her bandaging was a lot better looking than mine.

“I’m really grateful for that time.”

“Eh—you are saying thanks now? That time you were always saying ‘don’t do needless stuffs’, ‘I won’t care if you get cursed’ or something along those lines.”

“……umm. Don’t talk about that anymore. I will die.”

Looking at me who was wiping sweat from my forehead, Chiwa laughed.

“If it’s Ei-kun, tomorrow’s plan will surely succeed, let's do our best.”

“Aaahhh.”

Cooking for me, and waking me up in the morning.

And also, smiling while encouraging me like this.

I feel like the current Chiwa feels like the “childhood friend” in those animes and mangas.

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==Chapter 3: It's Obviously a Cooking Contest and it's still Mayhem==

[[File:Oreshura_v06_071.jpg|thumb]]

While my childhood friend was making dinner, I simply waited together with my girlfriend.

If I heard this during my middle school years, maybe I would say "I'm envious" or something. If I heard it this April I would say "Huh? So it's like that?" or something. And if I heard it last month, I would've say "You...are you leaving this world?" and my eyes will widened with fear as I say it.

Such a rare and horrifying occurrence, goes on silently in my kitchen.

Firstly, Chiwa cooking is already very dangerous, and Masuzu is even joining in. What kind of quest is this. A battlefield where you don't know the requirements to clear<ref>Requirements given in quests in RPGs. Though you probably got it.</ref>, filled with buried landmines.

I was trembling on the corner of the sofa in my living room, Masuzu sat beside me reading Saeko-san's entertainment magazine, raising her head in a seemingly bored manner.

"Harusaki-san, do you need any help─"

"Nothing─there's nothing─♪ So Natsukawa can just sit there and wait!"

While answering with a cheerful voice in the kitchen, the "go, go<ref>This is actually not the ideal noise for a knife hitting a chopping board. The original character for it iｓ　”ゴッ”</ref>" noise from the kitchen knife can be heard. Someone who is used to cooking would never make such sound while cutting.

"Er, Harusaki-san, do you know how to cook?"

Masuzu asked in a small voice.

"Basically no, the meat and potato stew I did just now also turned out as a failure."

The "Chihuahua special creative meat and potato stew" with tomato, no matter the color or the taste, is <i>unforgettable</i>.

"Huun?"

Thus, for some reason Masuzu, with a face proud of victory, relaxed her shoulders.

"Childhood friend-san's cooking are rather abstract<ref>The original word for it is のんびり, which kind of means she is not serious with cooking. Abstract seemed like a better word to describe food for me.</ref> huh. If it was me I would prepare a warming dish that will never change in taste."

"That's because it's instant food, you know."

"And it only needs three minutes. The better ones only take one minute <i>chin</i>! Isn't that great?"

"That's why <i>it's</i> instant food."

However great you proclaim to be I will only feel troubled. Also what is <i>chin</i>? Are you from the Showa period?"

"Sorry for the wait─!"

Chiwa brought a pot to the living room.

I made my determination to be prepared to face whatever might come, and looked at the Chihuahua meat and potato stew.

......oh?

Eh? For some reason there is some appetizing smell......

Opening the pot, the meat and potato stew in the boiling soup came into view. Both the onions and the potato looks good, it should be delicious. At least it looks like food.

"Ehehe. Actually during the summer break, I studied a bit of cooking with Ai. Because Ai is really good at cooking."

"She said I only need to follow the recipe, especially if I control the ratio well, it isn't hard. Although I still need practice on my cutting."

Teehee, Chiwa knocked her head.<ref>Well this is a gesture made by cute girls in anime. Usually after making a mistake. Tehe☆</ref>

Honestly the carrot and potatoes doesn't look too nice, but the taste is more important.

Picking up the potato with my chopsticks, I blew it for a while and placed it in my mouth.

......ooh.

It's edible! It's really edible!

Not too sticky or wet, completely the taste of meat! Although a bit bitter from being overcooked, but it's still quite good. I sometimes overcook mine too.

"Um, it's good. Seconds please."

"All right ♪"

"Chiwa took my bowl happily, placing lots of meat and potato stew on it.

On the other side, Masuzu turned white. Also, putting the potato into her mouth to chew; she made a dull sound as she ate.

Chiwa moved over while holding back her laugh.

"So─how is it Natsukawa? Is it good? Does it fit your tastes?"

Using an unexplainable voice, she said with a proud face.

Masuzu's chopstick hand trembled as if she was about to have seizure.

"Eh, ehh...... Oh right. Although not as good as muscat flavored Weider in jelly, but isn't it good? But the peach flavored Weider in jelly is still better."

"Ah, Ei-kun, there is some in your face♪"

Ignoring this Masuzu-san who was mumbling non stop, Chiwa took the rice on my face and put it into her mouth.

Then Masuzu's hands won't stop trembling.

"Wha, wwwwww, whaaaaaaaaaaattt are you doing? Wha, whaaat are you doing in frrrrroooont of tttthe gi, giiiiiirlfriend?"

"Don't let your blood pressure rise, Natsukawa! Let's get along well! Our relationship is good, right♪"

"Aaahhhhh thhhhaaattttt's righttttt hohohohohoho"

…...it's getting really weird, with these people.

That good relationship is just on the surface, the inside should be even more dangerous than before our summer break trip.

"Bu, but I can also do it! Something like cooking."

"Is that so? Then is there any dish that it's your specialty?"

"With the ingredients, I can do anything for you."

And then this Masuzu-san stared Chiwa with some bloodshot eyes while talking big.

Chiwa, with an blank face with a ｢Eh, that's great｣ look as she opened her eyes.

"Then, why don't you make something? There still are some potatoes and carrots."

"I'll borrow the kitchen!"

Masuzu placed her left hand on her face, stood up with a <i>bizarre pose</i>, and walked away.

"O, oi, you don't need to force yourself......"

"I'm not forcing myself! I can cook-!"

Thus, the suspect denied the charges.

Masuzu shouldn't know how to cook. During the trip she beautifully angered Fuyuumi with her skills, and always eat Weider in jelly, Calorie mate, the type of stuff that collar workers usually eat when they work overtime.

"Why do you want to say such provocative words, Chiwa?"

"It's not like I'm provoking anything."

Her cheeks full with her own meat, Chiwa stared at the kitchen with the eyes of a fierce dog. Unknowingly, a cooking war started.

"It's here."

Eh, that was fast!

On the tray Masuzu carried out from the kitchen, is a cup noodle with steam on top of it. …...ah, I already guessed it would turn out like this.

Chiwa's eyes became two small dots.

"What is this?"

"It's ramen. How's that? With the ingredients, <i>even I can do it</i>."

"What are the ingredients?"

"Hot water and noodles."

"Can you even call those ingredients!?"

"Boiling hot water and a cup of noodles."

"You only described it with more details!"

There, I patted Chiwa's shoulder. I don't want things to become more troublesome. Even like this, as long as there is no tragedy from cooking failure, it's already enough.

Taking of the lead and saying ｢itadakimasu｣, I started eating the noodles.

"…...this cup, it's tasteless."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot to put the soup packets."

"Then, didn't this turned out a failure!?"

I feel extremely exhausted. Since when did my girlfriend become like this? Where did that cool beautiful returnee woman went?

Chiwa moved over to her with a serious face.

"You know, Natsukawa. I want to let the hardworking Ei-kun eat some nutritious food."

"…...yes."

"Instant food or what is not bad, but I still feel like homemade food is still better, right?"

"…... It's as you say."

Disappointed─, a drooping shoulder Masuzu could be seen. Somehow, she looks really pitiable.

"Don't worry, after all the soup packet can just be added after cooking."

I took the soup packet from the kitchen and poured it into the cup. Now I can eat this. Although I'm still full from the meat and potato stew.

Masuzu looked dazed, and when she meet my eyes, she looked as if she said "I missed it!" and curled her lips, and shifted her gaze.

Tch. What was that.

Can't you let me see that cute pouting face some more?

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The three of us made tea and drank together peacefully after dinner.

"It feels like it's been a long time, since only three of us were together."

Sipping the hot green tea and staring at us, Chiwa nodded.

"Before Himecchi and Ai joined, it was only the three of us."

Masuzu suddenly made ah "oh, I remember" face.

"To be honest, I came here for the issue of Akishino-san."

"Me too, I wanted to discuss this with Ei-kun."

Looks like Chiwa also thinks that we can't just not care about Hime.

"Chiwa, what did you think of Hime's behavior today?"

"At the start I thought something angered her, or maybe......she was just acting awkward? Or rather, it's as if she doing this because she's being bullied?"

"I see......"

"But the reason for becoming like this is unknown."

I feel that I know said reason. Of course, it's not something I can't tell to Chiwa.

"Fuyuumi is also involved, it should be better if we do something about this."

"If this goes on, our 'maiden's club' will fall appart. …...actually, I have an idea on how to solve this, can you hear me out?"

Masuzu made a “lend me a ear” gesture, so Chiwa and I leaned over with our foreheads touching.

—I see.

“It’s definitely a good idea, but will this go so well?”

“This, we'll have to see how Eita-kun performs.”

Masuzu looked around the living room.

“Do you have the things we need?”

“You should have those in the storage room, right?”

Before I manage to talk, Chiwa answered in my stead.

“But, why does Natsukawa knows this? That's something about Ei-kun’s in middle school.”

“I heard about it before. I am the girlfriend after all!”

Looking at the smiling Masuzu, Chiwa lips trembled and made a “heh—” sound. She only knew that because she has my notebook, and made it her advantage with just this simple method.

“Nah, I know everything about Ei-kun without anybody telling. From first grade until now.”

“Hah, then do you remember how much bread Eita-kun has eaten until now?”

“Ei-kun is not a bread lover— he likes rice— you are the girlfriend, and you don’t know that?”

“What are you so happy about! Eita-kun can immediately understand any JoJo reference!”<ref>Ah, that pitiful Chiwawa. "Do you know how much bread have you eaten in your life?" is a legendary meme from Jojo, which came to be in part 1 from the hand of Dio Brando, a vampire which related devouring people to humans eating bread; it's among the most referenced lines / moments from the series.</ref>

Let’s not talk about the meaningless quarrel, my heart feels heavy.

The three of us went to the storage room in the garden, and took out an old cardboard box.

The thing that attracted me a lot last year, sealed away heavily with masking tape. No signs of me wanting to unseal it. This is something that I would kill myself over if it gets spread.

“Are we really doing this?”

“We already decided on this, Eita-kun has no rooms for refusals.”

“No, but you know…”

“No problem! Ei-kun can surely pull it off!”

Even Chiwa is saying such things, I can only nod in agreement.

This is all for Hime's sake.

To shoulder that responsibility, of hiding our fake relationship.

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Leaving the details for tomorrow, Masuzu stood at the door.

“It’s quite late, should I see you home?”

“True, I should go as well.”

“Don't. I’ll take a cab. ……if anything happens I will not stay silent too."

“Is that so? Do you want to take the leftover meat home?”

“No need!”

With a scary face and voice, Masuzu disappeared from sight. She looks a bit staggering from behind. Is it because she is still unhappy about losing the cooking battle?

If it was the usual her, she would had glossed over the showdown with Chiwa rather easily. Why would she now take this, head on?”

“Nah Chiwa, something must have happened between you two right?”

“I said there is nothing! However, so it's that Natsukawa is really my rival. I absolutely don’t want to lose to her.”

While saying this, Chiwa’s eyes were shining.

“That’s because, Ei-kun, think about it. Have I ever won something against Natsukawa?”

“……I don’t remember such things.”

Since the founding of “Jien-otsu”, Natsukawa’s strategies always manage to fool Chiwa. But today Chiwa totally rolled over her.

“Even though I’m not Ai, but epic victoryyyyyy—! At these times I want to say this.”

Chiwa held up her fist, looking at the autumn sky. The firmly held hand is like a celebration of victory.

“Ei-kun, you are studying until quite late right? I put the potato and meat stew in the refrigerator. Take it and eat if you’re hungry.”

“Thanks. I will.”

“It won't do if you just get instant, you know?”

Chiwa said this by my ear, smiling.

“You know, when looking at Himecchi today; it reminds me of the old Ei-kun.”

“Eh?”

“Back in middle school, Ei-kun also had bandage like this right?”

“Aahhh”

I had a period where I did a “fashionable bandage” like Hime.

But, it sure is hard to bandage with one person. So like Hime I simply bandaged it up, and it fell off.

Seeing this, Chiwa helped me to re-bandage it a few times.

Because of constant injuries while practicing Kendo, Chiwa had very good 'bandaging skill', her bandaging was a lot better looking than mine.

“I’m really grateful for that time.”

“Eh—you are saying thanks now? That time you were always saying ‘don’t do needless stuffs’, ‘I won’t care if you get cursed’ or something along those lines.”

“……umm. Don’t talk about that anymore. I will die.”

Looking at me who was wiping sweat from my forehead, Chiwa laughed.

“If it’s Ei-kun, tomorrow’s plan will surely succeed, let's do our best.”

“Aaahhh.”

Cooking for me, and waking me up in the morning.

And also, smiling while encouraging me like this.

I feel like the current Chiwa feels like the “childhood friend” in those animes and mangas.

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OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 2

2014-05-23T16:01:09Z

Wwwww: Minor grammar fix

==Chapter 2: Eighth-Grade Syndrome is Critically Ill, but it's still Mayhem==
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The test went rather well.

Despite the incident from this morning, I still managed to focus with my full attention, so it felt my maturity improved. If this kept going, I could still maintain my number one position in the grade.

My mission was finished anyway, so I decided to think about Hime’s matter.

After such an outrageous performance, how would she be treated in class? During middle school, nobody talked to me for a week after I stirred up a commotion like that. As an “experienced” person, I should help Hime.

And so, I went to Hime’s class after school.

Hime’s seat was the last seat next to the window, and there were quite a few people gathered around there. A mixture of five boys and girls were talking to her about something. Was she being bullied? By five people?

I pretended to look at the bulletin board at the end of the classroom as I listened to their conversation.

“Does Akishino-san know how to fish? Me too! Let’s go together next time.”

“This is the ‘Raijin Slayer’<ref>Raijin (雷神） is the God of Thunder, according the Japan mythology.</ref>. It is created to kill and destroy.”

“Ah—what a cool name. Looks like it can fish very well.”

The boy who loved fishing nodded.

“Himeka-chan, are you wearing that bandage to copy Visual Keis<ref>Visual Kei is when musicians(largely Japanese) dress up heavily, with large amount of makeup and hairstyle which looks like characters from anime. It does not necessary affects the music genre of the musicians.</ref>?”

“No. This is the seal made to suppress the ‘Dragonic Aura’.”

“The vocalist of my favorite band also wears bandages like that. Himeka's snow-white skin is really suited to for this. I’m jealous—”

Clumping a cool fashion and a girl’s simply bandaged hand together like this.

……umm.

They looked like they were having a normal conversation?

Both the boys and girls were saying Hime’s replies were interesting. I couldn't find any the sign of them bullying her or treating her as a joke. Everyone looked happy to me.

“But that bandage, can’t you buy it at a normal pharmacy?”

“As long as I infuse my thoughts into it, I can give magic to any earthly substance.”

“Akishino-san is really interesting—I never noticed this because I never talked to you.”

“Bl-bloodthirsty fighters are not interesting.”

Actually, Hime was the one who felt really confused. Although she maintained her poker face, her eyes were unfocused and her hands couldn't stay still. That confused look was very cute, and it seemed to catch everyone's attention.

“Yo, Kidou, why are you here?”

Someone I knew from class 2 approached me. It was Kurashima from the same middle school I went to.

“Ah, I just wanted to check up how my fellow club member was doing……”

“Well, she’s a member of your harem. Are you worried about her?”

“Don’t say it like that.”

Kurashima laughed loudly. He was still so straightforward. Also he was a riajuu<ref>Riajuu is a person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend and popular, someone with a good life</ref> who had a girlfriend since middle school.

“Hime, how is she usually like in class?”

“I don’t talk much to her, although I do greet her.”

“Sigh—“

Greeting huh.

Compared to the old Hime, she improved a whole lot, since she used to be a one-man group in PE class.

“How about lunch break? Does she eat with anybody?”

“I see her eating with the girls sitting around her sometimes.”

Seems like she wasn’t as lonely as I thought.

“That fishing pole, didn’t the teacher confiscate it?”

“Our homeroom teacher doesn’t do things like that. She only said not to wave it around during homeroom.”

“That’s nice.”

Maybe because everything was done by the disciplinary committee in our school, there were quite a number of lenient teachers like this.

Next.

“Hime, time to go to the club.”

I ignored the people around and pretended to call her nonchalantly.

“Villager A-ta.”

“Eh?”

…ah, she was calling me.

“Don’t come over here too much. Maybe there are still Wyverns who think you’re ‘Burning Fighting Fighter’.”

“AA, AAAHH.”

I suddenly remembered this setting.

Even if that was the case, Hime was still too cold.

This “Villager A” setting I created to become hated was now being used in a way that felt a bit painful.

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And so, we came to the clubroom of Jien-otsu.

“I checked the meaning of ‘Genocide’ in the dictionary, it means killing everyone right? Won’t you get arrested before you become popular?”

“There’s no problem. If any country wants to do anything to me, hyperdimensional thought entity will control the causality. When I’m in genocide mode, I don’t belong to this dimension (code breaker), human’s law cannot hold me.”

“Sigh—looks like the police will feel troubled.”

Chiwa and Hime continued their meaningless conversation. Or should I say Chiwa can accept almost anything? Really, this girl can easily accept any weird thing said to her.

But, the lovestruck mind disciplinary committee was lecturing her with “You cannot do this” from the start.

“I told you, Hime, getting popular with that weird decoration only happens in middle school.”

“ Even if time continues to flow, the quality doesn’t. Now I will create a new era, and evolve it.”

“About this, it also occurred in my middle school. ‘As long as you stand out you will be popular’ or something like that. No matter boys or girls will find people like this popular, I don’t disagree with this.

“I am the one who will bear the sins of the genocider, destroying all evil. I don’t mind if people misunderstand me, but, I will become the base of the new world, you must believe me……”

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“However, it is different in high school. Teenagers is in another world! Compared to the person who stands out the most in the class, the humbly smiling and kind person beside him is the most popular one. Also, this remains the same even when you come out into society, in the market.

A-chan, since when did you came out to society? I wanted to say this, but in the end I didn’t. I don’t want to complicate things further.

Anyway, these people are all in their own world.

The thinking of a lovestruck brain is flowing constantly out of Fuyuumi, while Hime is stutteringly releasing waves of Chuunibyou. Although the contrast between them is large, but in terms of living in their own world they can be seen as partners.

“Then, let’s start discussing about the school festival.”

Ignoring the two of them, Masuzu stood in front of the whiteboard, looking as if she recovered from yesterday’s impact.

But she never look into Hime’s eyes today.

Hime was also ignoring Masuzu, staring at the magical circle (drawn with a highlighter) on the back of her hand.

“As I said yesterday, at the last day of the school festival, there is a voting for the most popular show. This is the best chance to introduce us ‘Jien-otsu’ to the entire school.”

I feel like we are already criticized throughout the whole school, but I cannot say that now.

“My aim is to let our club being acknowledged as the having the most popular performance we deserve, does Eita-kun have any good idea?”

“Eh? Me?”
The conversation was suddenly handed over to me.

“Even if you ask me…..we have only five members, isn’t there only a limited amount of things we can do?”

“True, we can't do large scale activities.”

“How about asking Kaoru-kun for help?”

Even though Chiwa said that, that guy has his own work as the secretary of the student council, he should be quite busy during the school festival.

“Chiwa, do you have anything you want to do?”

Chiwa crossed her hand while muttering “…umm”. I know when she does this, she’s just pretending to think, actually she doesn’t and in the end she will answer with her instincts.

“Yakitori<ref>Grilled chicken</ref> shop, yakibuta<ref>Grilled pork</ref> shop, or yakiushi<ref>Grilled beef</ref> shop.”

As expected, everything is related to food.

“Yakitori shop is still understandable, what is with Yakibuta and Yakiushi?”

“I think it’s simple since we only need to grill meat—”

“Then we can just open a yakiniku<ref>Grilled meat, no restriction to any kind of meat.</ref> shop.”

Chiwa happily clapped while saying “Ooh♪”. Don’t be happy, it’s a joke.

“What about Masuzu?”

“Acting.”

I see, this may actually be suitable for Masuzu.

“But, with only five people we can’t make a good performance.”

“We can overcome this with Eita-kun’s one-man show.”

“Isn’t that impossible?”

“Or we can use the 'self entertaining'<ref>独り上手, this is the closest translation I can get. It means to get happy all by yourself over little matters, like characters throwing out punchlines here and there, or diving into a world of delusion ignoring the surrounding. </ref> you’re very good at.”

“Ahh, this I’m very good at…..mind your own business!”

Accidentally acting dumb with criticism, so even getting told I’m “self entertaining” I feel I can’t be saved anymore.

“You only reject other people’s idea, say, Eita-kun, what do you want to do?”

“Setting up a resting area.”

I instantly suggested.

“You want to win the most votes by a resting area?”

“It’s impossible, but as long as it’s relaxing it’s okay.”

Resting area is the number one choice for spiritless classes during a class activity.

Speaking of it,my class did this during the second year of my middle school (Not the disease Chuunibyou).<ref>The second year of middle school is known as Chuuni (中二) in Japanese, and Chuunibyou (中二病） is when one gets heavily delusional for an extended period of time. Well if you're reading this novel you probably know what it is.</ref> What we did was just moving the tables and chairs, and had a few girls who were good at drawing to make a sign.

Though, for some unknown reason, I think it wasn’t appropriate.

Thinking back, it was just to exhibit “Everybody goes left so I go right” anti-mainstream Chuunibyou (Yes the disease)<ref>Again you should understand the term by now. Same pun as above.</ref> —but at the day of the school festival, I shouted in front of the class “You lost before the war even began!”

Then I ran to the roof of the school building.

Took off my clothes and put it aside, striking the pose of the eagle—

“UGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLEASESTOPPPPPPPPPPPPP”

I uncontrollably let out a scream, stopping myself from thinking that particular scene that can possibly end my life.

Gahh, my chest, my chest hurts!

“What, What happened Eita-kun?”

“I beg you Masuzu! I beg you, please, please stop reading that!”

“Calm down. I never did anything.”

I suddenly got to myself.

Oh yeah, Masuzu didn’t took out her notebook, what happened just now shouldn’t be like this.

“Eita-kun, are you exhausted after studying too much?”

“Maybe……”

“I wiped off the sweat and sighed, ahhh I can stop worrying. I believe that if that past I almost forgotten gets exposed I will be sick on bed for ten days.

“Ahh! Speaking of school festival, when Ei-kun was in second year of his middle school—”

“Hey Chiwa shut up!”

How dangerous! Not only the notebook, a living evidence is here!

“You guys, what are you rambling about from just now? We can’t even talk calmly now.”

Fuyuumi pouted and complaint, looks like she wants to continue to lecture Hime.

“We are discussing the performance for the school festival. Do you have any good idea, Ai?”

“Isn’t there a lot of things to do? Like Popucute floss candy store, Popucute takoyaki<ref>Food. Balls with octopus. Best food in Japan.</ref> stand, Popucute ghost house.”

“You are just adding popucute to everything.”

But in the end it looks pretty interesting, what kind of cute monster will there be?”

“Then, what about Himechii? Do you have anything you want to do?”

Hime shook her head heavily.

“Since I’m in Genocide mode, I cannot walk into human crowds anymore. Even now my current form is depending on this seal to control my urge to kill, it’s dangerous.”

Hime raised her bandaged hand while saying these cool lines.

I don’t know why, but her proud expression makes me a little frustrated, so I pulled out the end of the bandage and it came undone.

Good, now how will you react?

If it was the old me, I would’ve said “Ugh! Everybody run! You will be hurled into the out of control ‘Dragonic Aura’!” “Please get away from me…while I still have a humane heart!” or something like that, and then say “Everybody……thank you……for accompanying me until now!” and leave the classroom with a bitter smile. Of course, the next day I would come to school as if nothing happened.

As I were to see how Hime will react, she clumsily tied the bandage again.

“Resealed.”

“Only this much?”

I was still waiting for a well-designed delusion act, how surprisingly simple.

“This is not good, Hime, bandage needs to be done like this.”

Chiwa took the bandage off, and bandaged it with experienced hands.

“Thanks to you, it is over without and bloodshed, thanks for your help.”

“You’re welcome~”

Chiwa smiled, while Masuzu has a serious face.

“Akishino-san, are you saying you’re not joining the school festival?”

“Definitely.”

“Why? Didn’t you said yesterday that everyone will get along well together and work together?”

I can see Hime’s body twitching.

But her expression didn’t change, and her voice remain cold.

“Because of this, I can’t be together with you. If my battle with the Wyverns gets too bloody, this club will also be hit by misfortune, it would be better if I am not here.”

“Is this really what you think?”

Hime didn’t answer Masuzu, but instead stood up.

“Don’t cry for me when I lose. But, please remember, that Genocide Blood Red every night!”

It probably means “temporarily stopping club activities”.

“Why so sudden? Tell me your reason, Hime-chan!”

I stopped Fuyuumi who slammed the table and stood up, while using the softest tone and ask Hime.

“Next week you are coming back right? Let’s prepare for the school festival together.”

“That will have to see how the Wyverns perform.”

Hime walked straight past me to the door, the fishing pole she slid to the floor, dragging on the floor behind her.

“Hey, are you coming to school tomorrow in this getup?”

“It’s enough for me.”

Hime picked up the fishing pole and left.

“Hi, Hime-chan became a delinquent!”

“Did we do anything to make her mad?”

Ignoring the seemingly frustrated Fuyuumi and Chiwa, I exchanged a glance with Masuzu.

Looks like we need to strategize seriously.

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That night.

I was called out by Masuzu, to the same café we usually meet.

Once I got into the shop, the waitress told me “To that seat, please!” while smiling and pointing towards the seat beside the window which Masuzu was sitting. Looks like my face is remembered, maybe without ordering she would serve me a coke.

“What does she want?”

Once I got seated, Masuzu started talking.

“I don’t know, completely clueless.”

This of course isn’t about the waitress’ memory, but today’s Hime.

“Don’t you feel like that is a protest aimed at us?”

“So her chuunibyou got serious? It doesn’t make sense.”

“But the trigger was what happened yesterday, right?”

Masuzu stared at my eyes, looking for a reaction.

“Hey, yesterday after parting with me and going to the toilet, did you say anything to Akishino-san?”

“Yeah.”

Because I can’t hide it anymore, I nodded honestly.

“I believe I need to tell Hime why we need to act as fake lovers, so I told her it was to help you block out confessions.”

“You don’t need to blabber so much…….”

Masuzu frowned and sighed.

“I only wanted to tell Hime, Masuzu has her own reasons.”

“I’m saying there is no need for this. After telling this to other people, it will only make people feel ‘are you boasting that you are popular?’”

Hmm—this girl is really twisted.

If she said this, she probably told this by people before, insult in the face or talking bad behind her bad. Because I’m a guy, getting
joked about having a “harem army～♪” is still passable, it seems pretty troublesome from a girl’s point of view.

“Hime will not do this, you know very well.”

“……really? Who knows how it’ll turn out.”

Masuzu sipped the coffee with her pouted lips.

“Then why will Akishino-san do this?”

“She answered, ‘I don’t understand what you’re talking about.’, she is probably holding her end of the deal.”

“Like this huh……”

Masuzu’s face looks relieved.

Then she stared at me sharply.

“The cause of all these is because Eita is too careless, you're the one who made me say fake boyfriend and such.”

“You still have the nerve to say that, you losing control is probably the root of it.”

“Lose control?”

“You lost control after I talked a little to other girls, did you forget that we are fake lovers?”

Masuzu’s eyes widened.

“......I forgot.”

“There you go.”

“Didn’t you say if I said ‘fake boyfriend’ ten times you would hug me? You haven’t hugged me!”

“Don’t say something so embarrassing so loud!”

I feel like all the customers around us are looking here, in the corner of my vision field, that waitress from before was clenching her fist giving a “Give it your all, Boyfriend-san!” look. What is this……stop looking out for us so kindly.

“Back to the topic.”

Getting back into the position, Masuzu drank some cold water. I gulped down the remaining cold water to moisturize my throat, calming myself down.

“Those weird things Akishino-san did—fishing pole or bandages, in terms of Chuunibyou what kind of behavior is that?”

“That kind which thinks battling with unknown enemies is very cool.”

Masuzu showed an obvious “huh?” expression.

“I still can’t understand the viewpoint of being ‘cool’, but it is all a solo act, a ‘soliloquy’ right? Isn’t it very lonely?”

Dammit, this woman sure knows how to talk. Isn’t she herself the leader of the Jien-otsu.

“That’s because we’re already self-absorbed, completely absorbed in that world. Ignoring the normal and peaceful daily lives, believing ourselves is the chosen warrior to fight alone! Burying the sorrow of not being understand by people I the deepest part of our hearts, battling with attackers from the other world! ‘Is that guy psycho?’ the more we get ridiculed, the more self-absorbed we get, ‘normal humans……it’s okay to not understand my sorrow……’ into the whirlpool of delusion! To escape this is very hard ehhhh!?”

I stood up without noticing. The gaze from the customers nearby is piercing me again. Hey, waitress, don’t look at the sky with a “sigh—” look, get back to work.

I sat down while coughing.

“Anyway, Hime must think this it’s ‘very cool’ to do this, this won’t be far from the truth.”

“Even if it’s like this, this can’t explain this incident, can it?”

Masuzu stared at me with her hands supporting her chin.

“Those delusion acts of Akishino-san, normally only occur in front of us. If she does this even in her class, there should be rumors since school started.”

“Hmm…”

This is actually rather accurate. Kaoru once told me his impression of Hime was “even in her class almost nobody heard her voice”, simple and doesn’t stand out much. Hime only shows her real self in front of us—only in front of the “Burning Fighting Fighter” who battled fiercely in front of the station, and my partners “Jien-otsu”.

“As I see it—she seems restricted in her own parameters.”

“Eh? Isn’t it the exact opposite?”

“Opposite?”

“Because she only showed this side of her in front of us, now even her whole class sees it? Don’t you think this is weird?”

Masuzu slightly bend forwards when she heard this.

“Akishino-san’s real side, does Eita knows about it?”

“No, so she must became a Chuunibyou patient because she likes manga and anime too much—“

“We can only say that is her interests, right? At least I never saw her real self.”

“No…”

I wanted to say something back, but I was rendered speechless. Nevertheless, when I speak of Hime, I will start thinking of Chuunibyou and such. I thought for a while, maybe that is not Hime’s real self……

“Ahhh, but Eita knows it.”

“Ah? What?”

“Akishino-san’s, naked butt.”

“!?”

This girl stills hold grudges for what happened in the nurse office before summer holidays<ref>In a previous volume, it was mentioned that when Eita was resting in the nurse's room, Hime went in and locked the door from inside, while sleeping naked next to Eita.</ref>?

Dammit, don't look down on me! Do I look like those shameless men?

Thinking back, the slowly rubbing thighs which are whiter than the sheets of the nurse's office already took over my mind. The two unimaginably round and firm buns which are usually hidden under the uniform that makes her look slim, I already—

…............cannot forget.

“Your eyes are dirty.”

Masuzu said as though she is looking at trash.

“You are an anti-love, but you can use these kind of eyes to look at Akishino-san? Sexual urge is another matter to you? Are you an animal?”

“I said that's not it!”

Sorry, you're not wrong. Himeka-san, I am sorry.

The customers who were still talking loudly until a while ago are all silent, some of them peeked at us from time to time. From their point of view we probably looks like “lovers who fighting due to jealousy”, this is unavoidable.

Masuzu quickly stood up.

“Let's get out of here.”

“Okay.”

We left the café instantly after paying. When she was finding the change, the waitress whispered to me. “After rain the ground's more solid.”<ref>"雨降って地固まる" is a Japanese proverb, it means the more you quarrel the better your relationship.</ref> What exactly do you mean by this?

After leaving, Masuzu seemed to realize something, and she moved over trying to hook my arm.

I instantly avoided it.

Masuzu stubbornly stepped over further, while I nimbly stepped back from her hand.

But the enemy isn't weak, using her front leg as the axis, changing her direction instantly, spinning like a ballerina, as if she looked through my movements, reaching towards my arm. But, I will not let you get what you want. I jumped to the grass area by the sidewalk to avoid it.

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“Why are you running?”

The headlights of the oncoming cars shone on me as I walked at the edge, Masuzu chasing up to me.

“What if our classmates just happened to pass by? Lovers not holding arms is unnatural.”

“There are not many high school students who walk arm in arm.”

“You never said this kind of things before.......”

Masuzu seemed to not be able to tolerate this and was complaining.

“Then, holding hands should be possible right? Let's hold hands.”

“I refuse.”

“Please hold hands with me, sorry to trouble you.”

“…...even if you suddenly get polite it's still no.”

“Hey bitch fucking hold hands with me!”

“Threatening me is also useless.”

I jumped down from the edge, looking back at Masuzu.

“Recently, you are a bit too much.”

“What?”

“I'm saying you're getting ahead of yourself, aren't you the same with the lovestruck brains we hate so much?”

Masuzu's eyes widened with a “regrettable” look.

“Stop joking, don't lump me together with those trash.”

“It's the same, you saw how those people at the café look at us right? There are people who looked like they're criticizing us for publicly showing affection, won't we get seen as lovestruck brains too?”

Masuzu's voice raised when she heard this.

“Saying I'm a lovestruck brain, what nonsense, from top to bottom it's not real, acting, fake. About this I'm very sure, please do not think too much of it.”

“I know.”

I sighed and surrendered.

Masuzu nodded happily, and instantly hooked my arm the during the instant “An opening!”. Shoulder leaning closely, and her head leaned over as if she's showing affection.

“...eh?”

“'Eh' what, let's go.”

“Ooo, oohh.”

After walking for a while, we reached the junction that splits into my house and Masuzu's apartment, but she doesn't seem like she'll let go of my arm.

“Why are you following me?”

“We didn't finish discussing yet right? We never manage to plan any strategy after that right? So I need to go to your house, and won't you treat me to some monyomonyo<ref>Something like cuddling. This word only exists in this light novel and its adaptations.</ref>?”

“…...”

Really, this, this girl.

“That, although I think it's impossible, but to make sure, I'll ask first.”

“What?”

I stared at Masuzu's blue eyes.

“—Do you like me?”

Initially I planned to act like it's nothing big and ask, but my voice turned sharp from getting nervous.

I feel that after asking this, it will destroy my accomplice relationship between me and Masuzu, it makes me afraid.

Masuzu doesn't know my thoughts.

“It's impossible. What are you talking about?”

“Yea, yea, that's right.”

“Asking me—'Do you like me?' which handsome guy are you, to speak this line, please wait until your looks deviation gets above 70.”

“Yes yes yes, I'm sorry to have an ugly face.”

I feel disappointed for some reason. Of course I don't think she'll like me, but I thought she would be a bit more anxious or taken back. Looks like it's just me who's looking for trouble.

“But, I want to perform monyomonyo, this feeling is true.”

“…...ah?”

Masuzu rubbed her face on my chest.

“I don't have any thoughts about you, even though I'm thinking 'This idiot! Closet pervert! Virgin turned bad!', my body just wants to monyomonyo, this is an undeniable truth.”

“Your choice of words are subtle......wait, what did you just said? Virgin turned bad?”

“Isn't it nice? Anyway you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life right? So I will also be a virgin throughout my life, and only needs Monyo Monyo, so it's fair between us right?”

“Don't call it fair all by yourself!”

Virgin turned bad, Natsukawa Masuzu.

Never thought that the school's number one beauty would be like this, the boys of the school must have be unable to imagined this.

“Stop blabbering, let me monyomonyo! If not I can do it here!”

“Yes, I know I know.”

No choice, let her complete her monyomonyo fast and I'll just send her out.

Once I opened the door, a noise came from the kitchen. I though Saeko-san is back, but her shoes were not there. If that's the case, there's only one possible person.

“Masuzu!”

“Eh?”

“Go back!”

I grabbed Masuzu's shoulder and turned her to the right.

“What happened to you? I didn't even got my shoes off.”

“Okay, tomorrow! We'll talk tomorrow! So let's call it an end here for today! Okay!?”

The noise of the slippers got near.

“Ei-kun, welcome home—♪......!?”

Chiwa ran over happily in an apron, and froze after seeing Masuzu.

Masuzu also frozed looking at Chiwa.

Their gaze sandwiched me, clashing.

How do I stop this battlefield? My brain worked to its full potential to find an escape route.

Before I get an answer, I thought the sparks from their eyes will become the fires of hell, but—

“Wh—at, Natsukawa-san is here too? ♪ Why don't you come up? Let's eat together!”

“Eh, Harusaki-san is here too? ♪ If I knew I would've brought a gift.♪”

......?

What? Why is their relationship so good?

This feels bad......

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'''Natsukawa Masuzu - LV 55'''

'''Special skill:'''

Commander L3

Negotiator

Counter L9

One more hit

'''Abilities'''

Shoot 205 Mana 220 Evasion 210

Brawl 190 Defense 1 Accuracy 215

'''Trump Card Bonus:'''

Decrease the opponent's energy by 10.

'''Spirit Commands:'''

Instincts (15) Iron wall (20) Confuse (50)

Direct attack (20) Exhaust (30) Spirit （55）

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The light-novel series '''Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru''' (俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる short "OreShura", lit. "My Girlfriend and Childhood Friend Fight Too Much") is written by [[:Category:Yuuji Yuuji|Yuuji Yuuji]], illustrated by Ruroo and published by SoftBank Creative under their imprint GA Bunko.

A manga adaptation drawn by Nanasuke started serialization in June 2011. A spinoff manga drawn by Inase Shinya based on scenarios provided by Yuuji Yuuji, and also a 4-koma written and drawn by Marimo, started serialization in October 2011. Early in 2013, a new manga spin-off titled drawn by Mutsutake was serialized.

Also two drama CDs have been released by HOBiRECORDS in 2011.

An anime adaption by A-1 Pictures consisting of 13 episodes aired between January 6 and March 31, 2013. It covered the first 4 volumes.
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The '''Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru''' series is also available in the following languages:

*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru - Français|Français (French)]]
*[[Ore_no_Kanojo_to_Osananajimi_ga_Shuraba_Sugiru_~Brazilian_Portuguese~|Português Brasileiro (Brazilian)]]
*[[Ore_no_Kanojo_to_Osananajimi_ga_Shuraba_Sugiru_~rus~|Русский (Russian)]]

'''Note''': Translation progress varies for each version.
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==Story Synopsis==
Kidou Eita enters high school with the aim to attend medical school. Due to his parent's divorce and his intention to maintain his grades, he shuns anything to do with romance or love. One day, the school beauty Natsukawa Masuzu invites him to walk home with her, though he initially refuses. After she continues to do this for several days, he gives in and walks home with her. Masuzu is tired of constantly getting confessed to by boys, so she suggests that she and Eita become a fake couple. Although Eita tries to refuse, Masuzu blackmails him into becoming her boyfriend in name only. News spreads fast within the school of the new couple and Eita's childhood friend, Harusaki Chiwa, begins to confront Masuzu for Eita's affections.

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*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 0|#0: Childhood Friend's Confession Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 1|#1: Highschool Life begins in Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 2|#2: Confession from a Classmate ends in Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 3|#3: Girlfriend V.S. Childhood Friend = Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 4|#4: Newly formed club is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 5|#5: Light Music is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 6|#6: The Inside of a Skirt is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 7|#7: Your Past Life is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 8|#8: A Childhood Friend's Tears are Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 9|#9: A Fight Between Men is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 10|#10: The First XXX is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Chapter 11|#11: It's the Epilogue; yet, it's Merciless Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 1 Afterword|Afterword]]: (pending TLC/proofread)
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[[File:Oreshura v01 000g.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 1]]
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===Volume 2 ([[OreShura: Volume 2 Full Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 0|#0: This is Obviously My House... in Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 1|#1: Childhood Friend's Love Letter? It's Mayhem.]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 2|#2: A Maiden's Poem is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 3|#3: After school with My Girlfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 4|#4: When my Girlfriend Changes into a Swimsuit, it's Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 5|#5: Childhood Friend's Room is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 6|#6: The Truth About the Love Letter is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 7|#7: Beautiful Angelic Maidens Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 8|#8: Toast Attack is Mayhem!]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 9|#9: The Gloomy World Split Apart is Mayhem]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Chapter 10|#10: A New Step is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 2 Afterword|Afterword]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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[[File:Oreshura v02 000g.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 2]]
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===Volume 3 ([[OreShura: Volume 3 Full Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 0|#0: Mayhem on the Bed]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 1|#1: It's Summer Cram School Class but Mayhem nonetheless]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 2|#2: At a Café with My Girlfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 3|#3: Love Master's Laugh is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 4|#4: Believing in My Girlfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 5|#5: Waiting to be Confessed to is Mayhem]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 6|#6: I Thought it was a Romantic Opportunity, but it ended up as Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 7|#7: Double Date in the Movie Theater is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 8|#8: The Disciplinary Committee Member's Secret is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 9|#9: The Remembered Promise is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Chapter 10|#10: Revive, Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 3 Afterword|Afterword]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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[[File:Oreshura v03 000g.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 3]]
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===Volume 3.1 Booklet===
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 3.1 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[Ore_no_Kanojo_to_Osananajimi_ga_Shuraba_Sugiru:Volume_3.1_Short_Story|Short Story: When I Date my Childhood Friend, My Girlfriend Gets Angry]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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[[File:Oreshura_v03EX_01cov.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 3.1 Booklet]]
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===Volume 4 ([[OreShura: Volume 4 Full Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 0|#0: Announcement of the Disciplinary Committee is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 1|#1: Summer Training Meeting is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 2|#2: Love Test is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 3|#3: Game Love Mentality is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 4|#4: When my Best Friend wants to go to the Sea, it's Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 5|#5: The Elated Training on the Night Before is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 6|#6: Traveling in a Window Seat is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 7|#7: Enjoying the Flavor of the Seaside is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 8|#8: Two Women in the Kitchen is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 9|#9: Scheming an Ending is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 10|#10: Together With Girlfriend's Little Sister Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 11|#11: The Beauty Contest Pageant is Mayhem]] (Pending TLC/Proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 12|#12: The Resolution to be a Boyfriend is Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Chapter 13|#13: Heading to a New World Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 4 Afterword|Afterword]] (Pending TLC/Proofread)
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[[File:Oreshura v04 000i.jpg|thumb|x200px|Volume 4]]
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===Volume 5 ([[OreShura:_Volume_5_Full_Text|Full Text]])===
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 5 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 0|#0: Prologue]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 1|#1: Chiwa, a Nine-Year Portion of Love]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 2|#2: Ai, Discipline and Love are Difficult to Manage]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 3|#3: Himeka, There is Someone She Likes]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 4|#4: Masuzu, Hunting the Lovestruck]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 5|#5: When Eita isn't Here, The Love Battle]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Chapter 6|#6: The End]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 5 Afterword|Afterword]] (pending TLC/proofread)
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 6 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 0|#0: Relationship as Fake Lovers Exposed, Leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 1|#1: The runaway Ex-Girlfriend leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 2|#2: Eighth-Grade Syndrome is Critically Ill, but it's still Mayhem (Proofread please)]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 3|#3: It's Obviously a Cooking Contest and it's still Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 4|#4: Eighth-Grade Syndrome VS. Eighth-Grade Syndrome Mayhem]] (pending TLC/proofread)
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 5|#5: Eighth-Grade Syndrome VS. Disciplinary Committee President Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 6|#6: Falling from First Place is still Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 7|#7: Switching Seats to Girlfriend Leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 8|#8: Stirred Up Girlfriend's Sister Has Had Enough Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 9|#9: Receiving Guests with Girls at an Old Hotel is still Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 10|#10: Girlfriend VS. Ex-Girlfriend Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 11|#11: Masuzu's True Self]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter 12|#12: Witness. Mayhem. And then...]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6 Chapter Afterword|Afterword]]
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 6.5 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 1|#1: That which the Girlfriend Said was a Lie]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 2|#2: She Appears! The 3rd Place Maiden]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 3|#3: The Drastic Jien-Otsu Club]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 4|#4: That which the Drenched Girlfriend Said was a Lie]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 5|#5: Childhood Friend's Caring]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 6|#6: Sympathy, Jealously, and Ferris Wheels]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 7|#7: The Real Kiss]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 8|#8: Empty Words to Become Cruel, Reality is too Cruel]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 9|#9: The Girlfriend's Return and the Boyfriends Intention]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 10|#10: Faded Love, Again Begins to Flicker Love]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter 11|#11: In Order to Become an Outstanding Maiden]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 6.5 Chapter Afterword|Afterword]]
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*[[Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru:Volume 7 Illustrations|Novel Illustrations]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 0|#0 Masuzu's Letter]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 1|#1 School Festival leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 2|#2 Breaking up leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 3|#3 Mayhem aimed at Christmas]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 4|#4 Forcing someone's wife leads to Mayhem]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 5|Chapter 5]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 6|Chapter 6]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 7|Chapter 7]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 8|Chapter 8]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 9|Chapter 9]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 10|Chapter 10]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 11|Chapter 11]]
*[[OreShura: Volume 7 Chapter 12|Chapter 12]]
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==Series Overview==
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる (February 28th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6396-8
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 2 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる２ (June 30th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6561-0
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 3 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる３ (September 30th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6678-5
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 4 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる４ (December 31th, 2011) ISBN 978-4-7973-6815-4
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 5 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる５ (July 31th, 2012) ISBN 978-4-7973-6971-7
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 6 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる６ (January 31th, 2013) ISBN 978-4-7973-7284-7
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 6.5 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる６．５ (February 28th, 2013) ISBN 978-4-7973-7284-7
*Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru 7 俺の彼女と幼なじみが修羅場すぎる７ (February 15th, 2014) ISBN 978-4-7973-7555-8

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==Chapter 2: Eighth-Grade Syndrome is Critically Ill, but it's still Mayhem==
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The test went rather well.

Despite the incident from this morning, I still managed to focus with my full attention, so it felt my maturity improved. If this kept going, I could still maintain my number one position in the grade.

My mission was finished anyway, so I decided to think about Hime’s matter.

After such an outrageous performance, how would she be treated in class? During middle school, nobody talked to me for a week after I stirred up a commotion like that. As an “experienced” person, I should help Hime.

And so, I went to Hime’s class after school.

Hime’s seat was the last seat next to the window, and there were quite a few people gathered around there. A mixture of five boys and girls were talking to her about something. Was she being bullied? By five people?

I pretended to look at the bulletin board at the end of the classroom as I listened to their conversation.

“Does Akishino-san know how to fish? Me too! Let’s go together next time.”

“This is the ‘Raijin Slayer’<ref>Raijin (雷神） is the God of Thunder, according the Japan mythology.</ref>. It is created to kill and destroy.”

“Ah—what a cool name. Looks like it can fish very well.”

The boy who loved fishing nodded.

“Himeka-chan, are you wearing that bandage to copy Visual Keis<ref>Visual Kei is when musicians(largely Japanese) dress up heavily, with large amount of makeup and hairstyle which looks like characters from anime. It does not necessary affects the music genre of the musicians.</ref>?”

“No. This is the seal made to suppress the ‘Dragonic Aura’.”

“The vocalist of my favorite band also wears bandages like that. Himeka's snow-white skin is really suited to for this. I’m jealous—”

Clumping a cool fashion and a girl’s simply bandaged hand together like this.

……umm.

They looked like they were having a normal conversation?

Both the boys and girls were saying Hime’s replies were interesting. I couldn't find any the sign of them bullying her or treating her as a joke. Everyone looked happy to me.

“But that bandage, can’t you buy it at a normal pharmacy?”

“As long as I infuse my thoughts into it, I can give magic to any earthly substance.”

“Akishino-san is really interesting—I never noticed this because I never talked to you.”

“Bl-bloodthirsty fighters are not interesting.”

Actually, Hime was the one who felt really confused. Although she maintained her poker face, her eyes were unfocused and her hands couldn't stay still. That confused look was very cute, and it seemed to catch everyone's attention.

“Yo, Kidou, why are you here?”

Someone I knew from class 2 approached me. It was Kurashima from the same middle school I went to.

“Ah, I just wanted to check up how my fellow club member was doing……”

“Well, she’s a member of your harem. Are you worried about her?”

“Don’t say it like that.”

Kurashima laughed loudly. He was still so straightforward. Also he was a riajuu<ref>Riajuu is a person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend and popular, someone with a good life</ref> who had a girlfriend since middle school.

“Hime, how is she usually like in class?”

“I don’t talk much to her, although I do greet her.”

“Sigh—“

Greeting huh.

Compared to the old Hime, she improved a whole lot, since she used to be a one-man group in PE class.

“How about lunch break? Does she eat with anybody?”

“I see her eating with the girls sitting around her sometimes.”

Seems like she wasn’t as lonely as I thought.

“That fishing pole, didn’t the teacher confiscate it?”

“Our homeroom teacher doesn’t do things like that. She only said not to wave it around during homeroom.”

“That’s nice.”

Maybe because everything was done by the disciplinary committee in our school, there were quite a number of lenient teachers like this.

Next.

“Hime, time to go to the club.”

I ignored the people around and pretended to call her nonchalantly.

“Villager A-ta.”

“Eh?”

…ah, she was calling me.

“Don’t come over here too much. Maybe there are still Wyverns who think you’re ‘Burning Fighting Fighter’.”

“AA, AAAHH.”

I suddenly remembered this setting.

Even if that was the case, Hime was still too cold.

This “Villager A” setting I created to become hated was now being used in a way that felt a bit painful.

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And so, we came to the clubroom of Jien-otsu.

“I checked the meaning of ‘Genocide’ in the dictionary, it means killing everyone right? Won’t you get arrested before you become popular?”

“There’s no problem. If any country wants to do anything to me, hyperdimensional thought entity will control the causality. When I’m in genocide mode, I don’t belong to this dimension (code breaker), human’s law cannot hold me.”

“Sigh—looks like the police will feel troubled.”

Chiwa and Hime continued their meaningless conversation. Or should I say Chiwa can accept almost anything? Really, this girl can easily accept any weird thing said to her.

But, the lovestruck mind disciplinary committee was lecturing her with “You cannot do this” from the start.

“I told you, Hime, getting popular with that weird decoration only happens in middle school.”

“ Even if time continues to flow, the quality doesn’t. Now I will create a new era, and evolve it.”

“About this, it also occurred in my middle school. ‘As long as you stand out you will be popular’ or something like that. No matter boys or girls will find people like this popular, I don’t disagree with this.

“I am the one who will bear the sins of the genocider, destroying all evil. I don’t mind if people misunderstand me, but, I will become the base of the new world, you must believe me……”

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“However, it is different in high school. Teenagers is in another world! Compared to the person who stands out the most in the class, the humbly smiling and kind person beside him is the most popular one. Also, this remains the same even when you come out into society, in the market.

A-chan, since when did you came out to society? I wanted to say this, but in the end I didn’t. I don’t want to complicate things further.

Anyway, these people are all in their own world.

The thinking of a lovestruck brain is flowing constantly out of Fuyuumi, while Hime is stutteringly releasing waves of Chuunibyou. Although the contrast between them is large, but in terms of living in their own world they can be seen as partners.

“Then, let’s start discussing about the school festival.”

Ignoring the two of them, Masuzu stood in front of the whiteboard, looking as if she recovered from yesterday’s impact.

But she never look into Hime’s eyes today.

Hime was also ignoring Masuzu, staring at the magical circle (drawn with a highlighter) on the back of her hand.

“As I said yesterday, at the last day of the school festival, there is a voting for the most popular show. This is the best chance to introduce us ‘Jien-otsu’ to the entire school.”

I feel like we are already criticized throughout the whole school, but I cannot say that now.

“My aim is to let our club being acknowledged as the having the most popular performance we deserve, does Eita-kun have any good idea?”

“Eh? Me?”
The conversation was suddenly handed over to me.

“Even if you ask me…..we have only five members, isn’t there only a limited amount of things we can do?”

“True, we can't do large scale activities.”

“How about asking Kaoru-kun for help?”

Even though Chiwa said that, that guy has his own work as the secretary of the student council, he should be quite busy during the school festival.

“Chiwa, do you have anything you want to do?”

Chiwa crossed her hand while muttering “…umm”. I know when she does this, she’s just pretending to think, actually she doesn’t and in the end she will answer with her instincts.

“Yakitori<ref>Grilled chicken</ref> shop, yakibuta<ref>Grilled pork</ref> shop, or yakiushi<ref>Grilled beef</ref> shop.”

As expected, everything is related to food.

“Yakitori shop is still understandable, what is with Yakibuta and Yakiushi?”

“I think it’s simple since we only need to grill meat—”

“Then we can just open a yakiniku<ref>Grilled meat, no restriction to any kind of meat.</ref> shop.”

Chiwa happily clapped while saying “Ooh♪”. Don’t be happy, it’s a joke.

“What about Masuzu?”

“Acting.”

I see, this may actually be suitable for Masuzu.

“But, with only five people we can’t make a good performance.”

“We can overcome this with Eita-kun’s one-man show.”

“Isn’t that impossible?”

“Or we can use the 'self entertaining'<ref>独り上手, this is the closest translation I can get. It means to get happy all by yourself over little matters, like characters throwing out punchlines here and there, or diving into a world of delusion ignoring the surrounding. </ref> you’re very good at.”

“Ahh, this I’m very good at…..mind your own business!”

Accidentally acting dumb with criticism, so even getting told I’m “self entertaining” I feel I can’t be saved anymore.

“You only reject other people’s idea, say, Eita-kun, what do you want to do?”

“Setting up a resting area.”

I instantly suggested.

“You want to win the most votes by a resting area?”

“It’s impossible, but as long as it’s relaxing it’s okay.”

Resting area is the number one choice for spiritless classes during a class activity.

Speaking of it,my class did this during the second year of my middle school (Not the disease Chuunibyou).<ref>The second year of middle school is known as Chuuni (中二) in Japanese, and Chuunibyou (中二病） is when one gets heavily delusional for an extended period of time. Well if you're reading this novel you probably know what it is.</ref> What we did was just moving the tables and chairs, and had a few girls who were good at drawing to make a sign.

Though, for some unknown reason, I think it wasn’t appropriate.

Thinking back, it was just to exhibit “Everybody goes left so I go right” anti-mainstream Chuunibyou (Yes the disease)<ref>Again you should understand the term by now. Same pun as above.</ref> —but at the day of the school festival, I shouted in front of the class “You lost before the war even began!”

Then I ran to the roof of the school building.

Took off my clothes and put it aside, striking the pose of the eagle—

“UGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLEASESTOPPPPPPPPPPPPP”

I uncontrollably let out a scream, stopping myself from thinking that particular scene that can possibly end my life.

Gahh, my chest, my chest hurts!

“What, What happened Eita-kun?”

“I beg you Masuzu! I beg you, please, please stop reading that!”

“Calm down. I never did anything.”

I suddenly got to myself.

Oh yeah, Masuzu didn’t took out her notebook, what happened just now shouldn’t be like this.

“Eita-kun, are you exhausted after studying too much?”

“Maybe……”

“I wiped off the sweat and sighed, ahhh I can stop worrying. I believe that if that past I almost forgotten gets exposed I will be sick on bed for ten days.

“Ahh! Speaking of school festival, when Ei-kun was in second year of his middle school—”

“Hey Chiwa shut up!”

How dangerous! Not only the notebook, a living evidence is here!

“You guys, what are you rambling about from just now? We can’t even talk calmly now.”

Fuyuumi pouted and complaint, looks like she wants to continue to lecture Hime.

“We are discussing the performance for the school festival. Do you have any good idea, Ai?”

“Isn’t there a lot of things to do? Like Popucute floss candy store, Popucute takoyaki<ref>Food. Balls with octopus. Best food in Japan.</ref> stand, Popucute ghost house.”

“You are just adding popucute to everything.”

But in the end it looks pretty interesting, what kind of cute monster will there be?”

“Then, what about Himechii? Do you have anything you want to do?”

Hime shook her head heavily.

“Since I’m in Genocide mode, I cannot walk into human crowds anymore. Even now my current form is depending on this seal to control my urge to kill, it’s dangerous.”

Hime raised her bandaged hand while saying these cool lines.

I don’t know why, but her proud expression makes me a little frustrated, so I pulled out the end of the bandage and it came undone.

Good, now how will you react?

If it was the old me, I would’ve said “Ugh! Everybody run! You will be hurled into the out of control ‘Dragonic Aura’!” “Please get away from me…while I still have a humane heart!” or something like that, and then say “Everybody……thank you……for accompanying me until now!” and leave the classroom with a bitter smile. Of course, the next day I would come to school as if nothing happened.

As I were to see how Hime will react, she clumsily tied the bandage again.

“Resealed.”

“Only this much?”

I was still waiting for a well-designed delusion act, how surprisingly simple.

“This is not good, Hime, bandage needs to be done like this.”

Chiwa took the bandage off, and bandaged it with experienced hands.

“Thanks to you, it is over without and bloodshed, thanks for your help.”

“You’re welcome~”

Chiwa smiled, while Masuzu has a serious face.

“Akishino-san, are you saying you’re not joining the school festival?”

“Definitely.”

“Why? Didn’t you said yesterday that everyone will get along well together and work together?”

I can see Hime’s body twitching.

But her expression didn’t change, and her voice remain cold.

“Because of this, I can’t be together with you. If my battle with the Wyverns gets too bloody, this club will also be hit by misfortune, it would be better if I am not here.”

“Is this really what you think?”

Hime didn’t answer Masuzu, but instead stood up.

“Don’t cry for me when I lose. But, please remember, that Genocide Blood Red every night!”

It probably means “temporarily stopping club activities”.

“Why so sudden? Tell me your reason, Hime-chan!”

I stopped Fuyuumi who slammed the table and stood up, while using the softest tone and ask Hime.

“Next week you are coming back right? Let’s prepare for the school festival together.”

“That will have to see how the Wyverns perform.”

Hime walked straight past me to the door, the fishing pole she slid to the floor, dragging on the floor behind her.

“Hey, are you coming to school tomorrow in this getup?”

“It’s enough for me.”

Hime picked up the fishing pole and left.

“Hi, Hime-chan became a delinquent!”

“Did we do anything to make her mad?”

Ignoring the seemingly frustrated Fuyuumi and Chiwa, I exchanged a glance with Masuzu.

Looks like we need to strategize seriously.

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That night.

I was called out by Masuzu, to the same café we usually meet.

Once I got into the shop, the waitress told me “To that seat, please!” while smiling and pointing towards the seat beside the window which Masuzu was sitting. Looks like my face is remembered, maybe without ordering she would serve me a coke.

“What does she want?”

Once I got seated, Masuzu started talking.

“I don’t know, completely clueless.”

This of course isn’t about the waitress’ memory, but today’s Hime.

“Don’t you feel like that is a protest aimed at us?”

“So her chuunibyou got serious? It doesn’t make sense.”

“But the trigger was what happened yesterday, right?”

Masuzu stared at my eyes, looking for a reaction.

“Hey, yesterday after parting with me and going to the toilet, did you say anything to Akishino-san?”

“Yeah.”

Because I can’t hide it anymore, I nodded honestly.

“I believe I need to tell Hime why we need to act as fake lovers, so I told her it was to help you block out confessions.”

“You don’t need to blabber so much…….”

Masuzu frowned and sighed.

“I only wanted to tell Hime, Masuzu has her own reasons.”

“I’m saying there is no need for this. After telling this to other people, it will only make people feel ‘are you boasting that you are popular?’”

Hmm—this girl is really twisted.

If she said this, she probably told this by people before, insult in the face or talking bad behind her bad. Because I’m a guy, getting
joked about having a “harem army～♪” is still passable, it seems pretty troublesome from a girl’s point of view.

“Hime will not do this, you know very well.”

“……really? Who knows how it’ll turn out.”

Masuzu sipped the coffee with her pouted lips.

“Then why will Akishino-san do this?”

“She answered, ‘I don’t understand what you’re talking about.’, she is probably holding her end of the deal.”

“Like this huh……”

Masuzu’s face looks relieved.

Then she stared at me sharply.

“The cause of all these is because Eita is too careless, you was the one who made me said fake boyfriend and such.”

“You still have the nerve to say that, you losing control is probably the root of it.”

“Lose control?”

“You lost control after I talked a little to other girls, did you forget that we are fake lovers?”

Masuzu’s eyes widened.

“......I forgot.”

“There you go.”

“Didn’t you say if I said ‘fake boyfriend’ ten times you would hug me? You haven’t hugged me!”

“Don’t say something so embarrassing so loud!”

I feel like all the customers around us are looking here, in the corner of my vision field, that waitress from before was clenching her fist giving a “Give it your all, Boyfriend-san!” look. What is this……stop looking out for us so kindly.

“Back to the topic.”

Getting back into the position, Masuzu drank some cold water. I gulped down the remaining cold water to moisturize my throat, calming myself down.

“Those weird things Akishino-san did—fishing pole or bandages, in terms of Chuunibyou what kind of behavior is that?”

“That kind which thinks battling with unknown enemies is very cool.”

Masuzu showed an obvious “huh?” expression.

“I still can’t understand the viewpoint of being ‘cool’, but it is all a solo act, a ‘soliloquy’ right? Isn’t it very lonely?”

Dammit, this woman sure knows how to talk. Isn’t she herself the leader of the Jien-otsu.

“That’s because we’re already self-absorbed, completely absorbed in that world. Ignoring the normal and peaceful daily lives, believing ourselves is the chosen warrior to fight alone! Burying the sorrow of not being understand by people I the deepest part of our hearts, battling with attackers from the other world! ‘Is that guy psycho?’ the more we get ridiculed, the more self-absorbed we get, ‘normal humans……it’s okay to not understand my sorrow……’ into the whirlpool of delusion! To escape this is very hard ehhhh!?”

I stood up without noticing. The gaze from the customers nearby is piercing me again. Hey, waitress, don’t look at the sky with a “sigh—” look, get back to work.

I sat down while coughing.

“Anyway, Hime must think this it’s ‘very cool’ to do this, this won’t be far from the truth.”

“Even if it’s like this, this can’t explain this incident, can it?”

Masuzu stared at me with her hands supporting her chin.

“Those delusion acts of Akishino-san, normally only occur in front of us. If she does this even in her class, there should be rumors since school started.”

“Hmm…”

This is actually rather accurate. Kaoru once told me his impression of Hime was “even in her class almost nobody heard her voice”, simple and doesn’t stand out much. Hime only shows her real self in front of us—only in front of the “Burning Fighting Fighter” who battled fiercely in front of the station, and my partners “Jien-otsu”.

“As I see it—she seems restricted in her own parameters.”

“Eh? Isn’t it the exact opposite?”

“Opposite?”

“Because she only showed this side of her in front of us, now even her whole class sees it? Don’t you think this is weird?”

Masuzu slightly bend forwards when she heard this.

“Akishino-san’s real side, does Eita knows about it?”

“No, so she must became a Chuunibyou patient because she likes manga and anime too much—“

“We can only say that is her interests, right? At least I never saw her real self.”

“No…”

I wanted to say something back, but I was rendered speechless. Nevertheless, when I speak of Hime, I will start thinking of Chuunibyou and such. I thought for a while, maybe that is not Hime’s real self……

“Ahhh, but Eita knows it.”

“Ah? What?”

“Akishino-san’s, naked butt.”

“!?”

This girl stills hold grudges for what happened in the nurse office before summer holidays<ref>In a previous volume, it was mentioned that when Eita was resting in the nurse's room, Hime went in and locked the door from inside, while sleeping naked next to Eita.</ref>?

Dammit, don't look down on me! Do I look like those shameless men?

Thinking back, the slowly rubbing thighs which are whiter than the sheets of the nurse's office already took over my mind. The two unimaginably round and firm buns which are usually hidden under the uniform that makes her look slim, I already—

…............cannot forget.

“Your eyes are dirty.”

Masuzu said as though she is looking at trash.

“You are an anti-love, but you can use these kind of eyes to look at Akishino-san? Sexual urge is another matter to you? Are you an animal?”

“I said that's not it!”

Sorry, you're not wrong. Himeka-san, I am sorry.

The customers who were still talking loudly until a while ago are all silent, some of them peeked at us from time to time. From their point of view we probably looks like “lovers who fighting due to jealousy”, this is unavoidable.

Masuzu quickly stood up.

“Let's get out of here.”

“Okay.”

We left the café instantly after paying. When she was finding the change, the waitress whispered to me. “After rain the ground's more solid.”<ref>"雨降って地固まる" is a Japanese proverb, it means the more you quarrel the better your relationship.</ref> What exactly do you mean by this?

After leaving, Masuzu seemed to realize something, and she moved over trying to hook my arm.

I instantly avoided it.

Masuzu stubbornly stepped over further, while I nimbly stepped back from her hand.

But the enemy isn't weak, using her front leg as the axis, changing her direction instantly, spinning like a ballerina, as if she looked through my movements, reaching towards my arm. But, I will not let you get what you want. I jumped to the grass area by the sidewalk to avoid it.

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“Why are you running?”

The headlights of the oncoming cars shone on me as I walked at the edge, Masuzu chasing up to me.

“What if our classmates just happened to pass by? Lovers not holding arms is unnatural.”

“There are not many high school students who walk arm in arm.”

“You never said this kind of things before.......”

Masuzu seemed to not be able to tolerate this and was complaining.

“Then, holding hands should be possible right? Let's hold hands.”

“I refuse.”

“Please hold hands with me, sorry to trouble you.”

“…...even if you suddenly get polite it's still no.”

“Hey bitch fucking hold hands with me!”

“Threatening me is also useless.”

I jumped down from the edge, looking back at Masuzu.

“Recently, you are a bit too much.”

“What?”

“I'm saying you're getting ahead of yourself, aren't you the same with the lovestruck brains we hate so much?”

Masuzu's eyes widened with a “regrettable” look.

“Stop joking, don't lump me together with those trash.”

“It's the same, you saw how those people at the café look at us right? There are people who looked like they're criticizing us for publicly showing affection, won't we get seen as lovestruck brains too?”

Masuzu's voice raised when she heard this.

“Saying I'm a lovestruck brain, what nonsense, from top to bottom it's not real, acting, fake. About this I'm very sure, please do not think too much of it.”

“I know.”

I sighed and surrendered.

Masuzu nodded happily, and instantly hooked my arm the during the instant “An opening!”. Shoulder leaning closely, and her head leaned over as if she's showing affection.

“...eh?”

“'Eh' what, let's go.”

“Ooo, oohh.”

After walking for a while, we reached the junction that splits into my house and Masuzu's apartment, but she doesn't seem like she'll let go of my arm.

“Why are you following me?”

“We didn't finish discussing yet right? We never manage to plan any strategy after that right? So I need to go to your house, and won't you treat me to some monyomonyo<ref>Something like cuddling. This word only exists in this light novel and its adaptations.</ref>?”

“…...”

Really, this, this girl.

“That, although I think it's impossible, but to make sure, I'll ask first.”

“What?”

I stared at Masuzu's blue eyes.

“—Do you like me?”

Initially I planned to act like it's nothing big and ask, but my voice turned sharp from getting nervous.

I feel that after asking this, it will destroy my accomplice relationship between me and Masuzu, it makes me afraid.

Masuzu doesn't know my thoughts.

“It's impossible. What are you talking about?”

“Yea, yea, that's right.”

“Asking me—'Do you like me?' which handsome guy are you, to speak this line, please wait until your looks deviation gets above 70.”

“Yes yes yes, I'm sorry to have an ugly face.”

I feel disappointed for some reason. Of course I don't think she'll like me, but I thought she would be a bit more anxious or taken back. Looks like it's just me who's looking for trouble.

“But, I want to perform monyomonyo, this feeling is true.”

“…...ah?”

Masuzu rubbed her face on my chest.

“I don't have any thoughts about you, even though I'm thinking 'This idiot! Closet pervert! Virgin turned bad!', my body just wants to monyomonyo, this is an undeniable truth.”

“Your choice of words are subtle......wait, what did you just said? Virgin turned bad?”

“Isn't it nice? Anyway you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life right? So I will also be a virgin throughout my life, and only needs Monyo Monyo, so it's fair between us right?”

“Don't call it fair all by yourself!”

Virgin turned bad, Natsukawa Masuzu.

Never thought that the school's number one beauty would be like this, the boys of the school must have be unable to imagined this.

“Stop blabbering, let me monyomonyo! If not I can do it here!”

“Yes, I know I know.”

No choice, let her complete her monyomonyo fast and I'll just send her out.

Once I opened the door, a noise came from the kitchen. I though Saeko-san is back, but her shoes were not there. If that's the case, there's only one possible person.

“Masuzu!”

“Eh?”

“Go back!”

I grabbed Masuzu's shoulder and turned her to the right.

“What happened to you? I didn't even got my shoes off.”

“Okay, tomorrow! We'll talk tomorrow! So let's call it an end here for today! Okay!?”

The noise of the slippers got near.

“Ei-kun, welcome home—♪......!?”

Chiwa ran over happily in an apron, and froze after seeing Masuzu.

Masuzu also frozed looking at Chiwa.

Their gaze sandwiched me, clashing.

How do I stop this battlefield? My brain worked to its full potential to find an escape route.

Before I get an answer, I thought the sparks from their eyes will become the fires of hell, but—

“Wh—at, Natsukawa-san is here too? ♪ Why don't you come up? Let's eat together!”

“Eh, Harusaki-san is here too? ♪ If I knew I would've brought a gift.♪”

......?

What? Why is their relationship so good?

This feels bad......

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'''Natsukawa Masuzu - LV 55'''

'''Special skill:'''

Commander L3

Negotiator

Counter L9

One more hit

'''Abilities'''

Shoot 205 Mana 220 Evasion 210

Brawl 190 Defense 1 Accuracy 215

'''Trump Card Bonus:'''

Decrease the opponent's energy by 10.

'''Spirit Commands:'''

Instincts (15) Iron wall (20) Confuse (50)

Direct attack (20) Exhaust (30) Spirit （55）

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