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Impossible Intermission #16: The Last Resort

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	== Impossible Intermission #16: The Last Resort ==		== Impossible Intermission #16: The Last Resort ==
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	'''Chitanda:''' You're a pervert, Oreki-san.		'''Chitanda:''' You're a pervert, Oreki-san.


	== Translator's Notes and References ==		== Translator's Notes and References ==

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== Impossible Intermission #16: The Last Resort ==
''Here's the link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i2_UuijUD8''

'''Oreki Houtarou:''' Satoshi, come with me for a moment.

'''Fukube Satoshi:''' As I thought, you've deduced something. Right, Houtarou?

'''Chitanda Eru:''' Is that true, Oreki-san?

'''Oreki:''' (Tsk! Chitanda's eyes have changed color! Satoshi, you idiot!)

'''Satoshi:''' (Sticks his tongue out)

'''Chitanda:''' That's not cute at all, Fukube-san. Anyway, Oreki-san, did you notice anything?

'''Oreki:''' Nope, didn't notice anything at all.

'''Chitanda:''' Then, it's not related to the Juumoji Incident?

'''Oreki:''' Well...... Ah, uh......

'''Ibara Mayaka:''' Oi, Oreki!

'''Chitanda:''' I'm also extremely curious, so why only Fukube-san......

'''Oreki:''' Ah, that's...... (That's the end of the line. All I can do now is use my last resort.) Indeed, it is related to the Juumoji Incident.

'''Chitanda:''' Really? Then count us in......

'''Oreki:''' But it concerns something very obscene. Are you sure?

'''Chitanda:''' Of course!

'''Oreki and Satoshi:''' Ehhhh?!

'''Chitanda:''' How obscene was the Phantom Thief Juumoji? More details about that...... Oreki-san!

'''Oreki:''' (W-Why is she sinking her teeth into this matter?)

'''Mayaka:''' I'm also interested. Give us a more detailed account, Oreki!

'''Satoshi:''' Mayaka too?!

'''Oreki:''' Haven't you already read that kind of book?

(Mayaka hits Oreki)

'''Mayaka:''' What are you talking about? Don't spout random nonsense!

'''Chitanda:''' More importantly, Oreki-san, in what way is it obscene? I'm curious!

'''Oreki:''' Wait, wait a moment...... You're not that kind of character, right?

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san, I'm a pubescent girl. A JK.<ref>Abbrievation for high school girl.</ref> I do have some interest in this sort of thing. Right now, I'm exactly the age of a young woman with only superficial knowledge about sex!

'''Satoshi:''' She actually said it herself.

'''Mayaka:''' That's right. It wouldn't hurt to listen. Rather, I actually want to hear it!

'''Oreki:''' You're utterly engrossed, aren't you!

'''Chitanda:''' It's alright. I won't be perturbed about such small things.

'''Oreki:''' You should!

'''Mayaka:''' So, how does it go? Come on, Oreki! Quick! Tell us!

'''Oreki:''' You're leaning so far forward too?! (This is troubling. The plan was to slip out with Satoshi while Chitanda and Ibara were stunned by the revelation.)

'''Satoshi:''' Hey, Houtarou, what are you going to do?

'''Oreki:''' If I were to say so, it's all because of your words that we're in this situation right now! Do something!

'''Satoshi:''' It's impossible. Why do we have to talk about lewd stories with these two girls?! Anyway, isn't this your forte, Houtarou?

'''Oreki:''' How did you come to that conclusion? You calling me a pervert?!

'''Satoshi:''' That's not it. I'm talking about tiding over this situation.

'''Oreki:''' The obscene story was my lethal weapon.

'''Satoshi:''' Taken out of context, that does make you seem like a pervert.

'''Oreki:''' Shut it.

'''Mayaka:''' Oi, what are you two whispering about?

'''Chitanda:''' Could it be that the two of you are talking about the obscene......

'''Oreki:''' Stop it!!!!! I don't want to hear the word "obscene" from the both of you!

'''Chitanda:''' This is discrimination, Oreki-san.

'''Mayaka:''' Exactly. Just what level of obscene is it? Like <nowiki>~~~</nowiki><ref>Censored.</ref>, and then <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>? That kind of level?

'''Satoshi:''' No! Stop, Mayaka!

'''Oreki:''' Oi! That's enough! Our life has already reached zero!

'''Chitanda:''' Is it much more obscene than that? Then, is it the same level as watching <nowiki>~~~</nowiki> while <nowiki>~~~</nowiki>?

'''Oreki:''' Just stop talking already~!!!!

'''Chitanda:''' Oreki-san. Oreki-san.

'''Oreki:''' Ah, eh? Chitanda.

'''Chitanda:''' Are you alright? You made a huge noise in your sleep.

'''Oreki:''' Ah, all that just now was...... just a dream?

'''Mayaka:''' What, you had a scary nightmare?

'''Satoshi:''' So even Houtarou can shout in his sleep.

'''Oreki:''' Chitanda, Ibara.

'''Chitanda:''' What is it?

'''Mayaka:''' What?

'''Oreki:''' Do you like obscene stories?

'''Mayaka:''' Pervert.

'''Satoshi:''' What a pervert.

'''Chitanda:''' You're a pervert, Oreki-san.

== Translator's Notes and References ==

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