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'''Kaichou's Letter'''

--To Santa-san

Salutashons.　（Translator Note: she spelled it wrong... how cute)

Are you genki? I'm genki myself. I'm so genki that my friend Chizuru told me, "At least in winter, just a little is fine, so won't you calm down please?..." Apparently I'm so genki I tire others out. Ehen.

Uncle Santa-san, don't you catch colds? Fu,Fu,Fu. I'm not a child anymore either, so I don't think Santa-san is a magical existence that doesn't catch colds! I know your true identity--! As such, Santa-san. Or rather.

Super old and rich Grandpa who blasts through the skies at the speed of sound.

Please take care of yourself this year too. Please drive safely and do your annual job of distributing presents. Right right, I'm a glamorous adult now, but I've been a shockingly good kid this year, so do please deliver the present as every other year.

By the way, Santa-san, how many part-timers are you hiring this year? For this sudden question that arrives at the heart of the matter, Santa-san must be unable to stand up right now from the surprise.

Fu,Fu,Fu. I'm an adult now as well, so I can deduct the situation regarding the work. If you think about it... it's impossible! For Grandpa to deliver presents to the whole country by himself! To an adult like myself, such fairy tales won't pass!

That's right! Santa-san must be hiring part-timers for the season, just as the post office hires part timers for the rush of New Year Cards! I'm sure of it!

The only thing I fear is the number of reindeers. I think they are probably rare. They're so rare that I couldn't find any at the zoo even though I searched so long, so they must really be scarce. I assert: there aren't many reindeers.

Fu,Fu,Fu-. To my simply astonishing deductive skills, Santa-san who's reading the letter must have a pale face right now. I know this like the palm of my hand. But, the main show starts here!

Because there aren't many reindeers, naturally you can't hire that many part-timers either. In other words, this part-time job's acceptance rate is extremely low! Toudai entrance exam... no, it should be even harder than getting into MIT! What an obstacle! But that is exactly why...

I, Sakurano Kurimu, am just right for the job! Fuhahahahaha-.

Kohon. So as you can see, this is why I wrote to you. Please hire me for the job.
I couldn't find any recruitment information on the net, so I took it upon myself to send you a letter directly. Sending a letter to Santa-san who's at the top... there shouldn't be a more effective method than this! How's that! I'm this capable! Now you want to hire me don't you?

By the way, I am a very good kid, so I think I have the quality of Santa. Rather, I, who was even elected to the student council, couldn't possible not have the right qualities.

Hourly pay around eighty-thousand yen would be just fine. After an hour of work, I'd like a two-hour break. Of course, the break is paid too. Regarding the reindeers, please prepare around four super thoroughbred "AKAHANA Premium" reindeers for my use. ...Mumu, what an overly cruel heavy workload. You might as well call me a volunteer. But, if I have Santa-san's request, I, kind as I am, will gladly accept. How nice, Santa-san. This year a capable talent signed up for the job!

Now then, since it's confirmed that I'll be hired, let's talk about the job now. Since I've already been promoted to a higner up, from now on it's straight talk.
First, the number of part-timers that should be hired this year. Using my esoterically brilliant calcuations, the result comes out to be five including me. Even if Santa-san is included, it's still just six people. As such, I myself have decided who's responsible for which regions of the world for you. It's right below.

Santa-san himself ... Japan (since I want the real one for my own house)
Part-timer A ... America
Part-timer B ... Europe
Part-timer C ... Asia (Other than Japan)
Part-timer D ... Africa
Me ... Unpopulated Islands

A very even, wonderful distribution! Well if I had to say, my workload is slightly too much. I mean, for my part I have to travel all over the world. But for that, please leave it up to me who is ever so capable.

Seitokai no Getsumatsu:Chapter 2 - Revision history

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