Suzumiya Haruki no Seitenkan:Volume2 Chapter1 - Revision history

75.110.106.224 at 20:13, 1 March 2013

2013-03-01T20:13:02Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:13, 1 March 2013
Line 160:		Line 160:
	My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.		My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.

	~~and than a gay guy show up~~

	<noinclude>		<noinclude>

75.110.106.224 at 20:10, 1 March 2013

2013-03-01T20:10:09Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:10, 1 March 2013
Line 160:		Line 160:
	My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.		My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.

	~~((INCOMPLETE))~~		and than a gay guy show up

	<noinclude>		<noinclude>

RCG M3tal at 23:54, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T23:54:26Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:54, 9 August 2010
Line 152:		Line 152:
	"Uh, right. Sorry."		"Uh, right. Sorry."

	'What sort of ~~maid does~~ that? Mitsuuru don't listen to him, no girl is ~~like that!~~'		'What sort of contingency plan is that? And Mitsuuru don't listen to him, not every girl is clumsy. Haruki's just using one of his ludicrous jokes."

	"Kyonko! Demonstrate for him."		"I'm not joking. In fact, Kyonko! Demonstrate for him."

	"What?! No way. You can't make ~~me do~~- hey!"		"What?! No way. You can't make- hey!"

	My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.		My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.

RCG M3tal at 23:45, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T23:45:40Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:45, 9 August 2010
Line 158:		Line 158:
	"What?! No way. You can't make me do- hey!"		"What?! No way. You can't make me do- hey!"

	My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... ~~haruki~~ had used an empty teacup.		My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... Haruki had used an empty teacup.

	((INCOMPLETE))		((INCOMPLETE))

RCG M3tal at 23:45, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T23:45:04Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:45, 9 August 2010
Line 13:		Line 13:
	The lack of an exciting event, of course, knocked Haruki's patience off balance. This was causing him to grumble while we walked to the clubroom later that day.		The lack of an exciting event, of course, knocked Haruki's patience off balance. This was causing him to grumble while we walked to the clubroom later that day.

	"~~A survey is so boring~~" He gave a face that looked like a 12 year old would have given if his parents bought clothes for Christmas presents instead of some new toy.		"Surveys are useless." He gave a face that looked like a 12 year old would have given if his parents bought clothes for Christmas presents instead of some new toy.

	'Give it a break. If it's so boring, then why didn't you speak up when we were proposing ideas for it?' In all seriousness, you should have... Okabe-sensei looked like she was ready to rip her hair out from the lack of ideas. That would not be pretty...		'Give it a break. If it's so boring, then why didn't you speak up when we were proposing ideas for it?' In all seriousness, you should have... Okabe-sensei looked like she was ready to rip her hair out from the lack of ideas. That would not be pretty...
Line 39:		Line 39:


	The smile was deceptive; I knew ~~that it was a bad omen~~.		The smile was deceptive; to the average standbyer, Haruki's face just looks like someone who was happy. I knew otherwise.

	During our time in the SOS Brigade, Haruki's 'fun' events were never fun. Ever. In fact, every instance was tiresome. Myself and Asahina-sempai can attest to that. Given we were always the ones who were being acted upon, but we're still human. I highly doubt Koizumi's passive behaviour counts as normal, and Nagato is an alien so he's not exactly capable of showing his exhaustion. But if he were human (with emotions), ~~I'd think~~ he would probably be in the same boat as ~~the~~ normal girl and the timetraveler.		During our time in the SOS Brigade, Haruki's 'fun' events were never fun. Ever. In fact, every instance was tiresome. Myself and Asahina-sempai can attest to that. Given we were always the ones who were being acted upon, but we're still human. I highly doubt Koizumi's passive behaviour counts as normal, and Nagato is an alien so he's not exactly capable of showing his exhaustion. But if he were human (with emotions), he would probably be in the same boat as this normal girl and the timetraveler.

	The things I would do with timetravel... I'd love to prevent myself from meeting Haruki. That would save me from the amount of psychological trauma he oh-so-indirectly put me through. I definitely, without a doubt, don't want to go through what happened 6 months ago. That bunch of nonsense is so utterly stupid that -someone quick, give me a wall, door, or other flat-surfaced object- I want to repeatedly smash my face against anything. Well actually, there are plenty of walls around me right now...		The things I would do with timetravel... I'd love to prevent myself from meeting Haruki. That would save me from the amount of psychological trauma he oh-so-indirectly put me through. I definitely, without a doubt, don't want to go through what happened 6 months ago. That bunch of nonsense is so utterly stupid that -someone quick, give me a wall, door, or other flat-surfaced object- I want to repeatedly smash my face against anything. Well actually, there are plenty of walls around me right now...
Line 97:		Line 97:
	"Eh, but I-..."		"Eh, but I-..."

	"No 'buts' about it. Get changed!"		"No 'buts' about it. Get changed! Here, let me do it."

	My feet quickly turned around and walked my person out the door. I wasn't going to spectate Haruki's scary actions. Through the door, I could hear Asahina-sempai's protests, but to no avail. Forcing him into a maid uniform is just weird Haruki... just about as weird as getting me that stupid bunny girl outfit.		My feet quickly turned around and walked my person out the door. I wasn't going to spectate Haruki's scary actions. Through the door, I could hear Asahina-sempai's protests, but to no avail. Forcing him into a maid uniform is just weird Haruki... just about as weird as getting me that stupid bunny girl outfit.
Line 107:		Line 107:
	"Um, I'll just-... I'll get the tea prepared then."		"Um, I'll just-... I'll get the tea prepared then."

	I watched as he nervously grabbed cups from the shelf and started ~~pouring tea~~. Then a sharp pain met my head, namely my scalp. Apparently Haruki yanked on my hair again. "~~Hair needs to be~~ a pullstring ~~again.~~ Oh, and you're drooling."		I watched as he nervously grabbed cups from the shelf and started heating up water. Then a sharp pain met my head, namely my scalp. Apparently Haruki yanked on my hair again. "Hmm... your hair isn't a pullstring? Oh, and you're drooling."

	I scowled at him, wiping the drool off my chin.		I scowled at him, wiping the drool off my chin.
Line 129:		Line 129:

	"I-I'm not sure. I haven't seen her. It's not like her to be late."		"I-I'm not sure. I haven't seen her. It's not like her to be late."

			While he started changing tea leaves in the automatic dispenser, I followed Haruki's example and started surveying the room. My eyes eventually met the costume rack. The bizarre sight held a froghead, (dreaded) bunny costumes, cheerleading outfits, a number of capes, a nurse, summer variations of the butler's outfit, and a few other articles of clothing that I had never really paid attention to.

			All of these outfits had at least one of us (Asahina-sempai, me, or Koizumi) in them at some point in time. Wow, there's a lot of clutter here. Why does Haruki have two spare maid outfits? Is he going to force Asahina-sempai to do some spring cleaning next year? Wait, spare maid outfits?! No way am I wearing that. You can't treat me like a doll!

			"Mitsuuru, where's that tea?"

			"Ah, right. Coming right up."

			The pseudomaid quickly poured tea in a plastic teacup with "Haruki" written on the side. He then placed it on a tray and walked over to Haruki and placed it on the desk.

			"Incorrect!"

			"E-eh?"

			"Our contingency plan! You also need to learn the basics of becoming a passable woman, in case our attempts at making you manly fail."

			"What? B-but I-"

			"A proper maid would trip over herself and spill her tea just as she comes in close proximity of the person she serves. It's pure common knowledge that maids, waitresses, and hostesses are clumsy."

			"Uh, right. Sorry."

			'What sort of maid does that? Mitsuuru don't listen to him, no girl is like that!'

			"Kyonko! Demonstrate for him."

			"What?! No way. You can't make me do- hey!"

			My protests didn't reach him. He pulled me to my feet and made Mitsuuru take my spot. Then he placed an apron over my head and handed me a tray with a teacup in one swift motion. He tapped the back of my head rather hardly, causing me to fall over on top of Asahina-sempai. I instinctively said sorry for spilling hot tea on him, but there wasn't anything to be sorry for... haruki had used an empty teacup.

	((INCOMPLETE))		((INCOMPLETE))

RCG M3tal at 22:51, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T22:51:35Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:51, 9 August 2010
Line 77:		Line 77:
	"Alright whatever. When we get to the clubroom, I'll tell you more about it."		"Alright whatever. When we get to the clubroom, I'll tell you more about it."

	~~Whatever~~ sparked Haruki's interest had now simmered down. We continued our walk in silence, reaching the club room door in a matter of minutes. The Literature Club's number plate hanging above the door had been replaced by a piece of paper which Haruki scrawled SOS Brigade on top of. "We've been residing in this room since the school year started. It belongs to us now." With that, he replaced the plate before I could stop him. ~~Whatever~~, it'~~s not like I want~~ to climb on ~~top of a chair~~ to ~~change~~ it ~~or anything~~. In fact, standing on a chair would probably just give Haruki some stupid ideas.		The magical inspiration that sparked Haruki's interest had now simmered down. We continued our walk in silence, reaching the club room door in a matter of minutes. The Literature Club's number plate hanging above the door had been replaced by a piece of paper which Haruki scrawled SOS Brigade on top of. "We've been residing in this room since the school year started. It belongs to us now." With that, he replaced the plate before I could stop him. Not that I would have stopped him, since it'd take too much effort to drag out a chair, climb on it, take the scrap paper off only to have it replaced another day. In fact, standing on a chair would probably just give Haruki some stupid ideas.

RCG M3tal at 22:48, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T22:48:43Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:48, 9 August 2010
Line 1:		Line 1:
	Our school, just like any other stereotypical public school in Japan, likes to host a variety of schoolwide events at random points in the year. Such as last month, where Haruki indefinitely proclaimed that the SOS Brigade would be participating in a relay for North High's athletic festival. Now, I can't say I wasn't expecting him to do something strangely bizarre like that, but ~~what~~ I ~~can acknowledge as being surprising is that we blew~~ away the track team and rugby team~~, with~~ Haruki ~~heading~~ in the anchor position, finishing around 13 meters in front of the 2nd place runner. As a result, Haruki's club (that I totally am not in) ~~the SOS Brigade~~, grew.		Our school, just like any other stereotypical public school in Japan, likes to host a variety of schoolwide events at random points in the year. Such as last month, where Haruki indefinitely proclaimed that the SOS Brigade would be participating in a relay for North High's athletic festival. Now, I can't say I wasn't expecting him to do something strangely bizarre like that, but I certainly wasn't expect us to blow away the track team and rugby team. Haruki took up lead in the anchor position, finishing around 13 meters in front of the 2nd place runner. As a result, Haruki's club, the SOS Brigade (that I totally am not in), grew.

	Let's just say ~~this. Our~~ reputation went from being a small candle of interest, to spreading like wildfire over the school. We won basically every event that we participated in the athletic festival, with Haruki's athletic body being the cause. The second runner, Nagato, also shares the blame. I certainly hadn't expected him to run as fast as he did. I still don't know if I should compare him to a comically fast running bird straight from a cartoon, or an alien who used teleportation. Please Nagato, tell me before you do something like that okay?		Let's just say that our reputation went from being a small candle of interest, to spreading like wildfire over the school. We won basically every event that we participated in the athletic festival, with Haruki's athletic body being the cause. The second runner, Nagato, also shares the blame. I certainly hadn't expected him to run as fast as he did. I still don't know if I should compare him to a comically fast running bird straight from a cartoon, or an alien who used teleportation. Please Nagato, tell me before you do something like that okay?

	After the race when I asked Nagato what sort of magic he used, he replied unenthusiastically using terms like "quantum leap" and "enhanced energy measures". While I appreciated his dumbed down explanation, I still didn't quite get it. Looks like I won't be choosing science and liberal arts as my field of expertise. Oh well.		After the race when I asked Nagato what sort of magic he used, he replied unenthusiastically using terms like "quantum leap" and "enhanced energy measures". While I appreciated his dumbed down explanation, I still didn't quite get it. Looks like I won't be choosing science and liberal arts as my field of expertise. Oh well.

RCG M3tal at 22:47, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T22:47:06Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:47, 9 August 2010
Line 1:		Line 1:
	Our school, just like any other stereotypical public school in Japan, likes to host a variety of schoolwide events at random points in the year. Such as last month, where Haruki indefinitely proclaimed that the SOS Brigade would be participating in a relay for ~~our school~~'s athletic festival. Now, I can't say I wasn't expecting him to do something strangely bizarre like that, but what I can acknowledge as being surprising is that we blew away the track team and rugby team, with Haruki heading in the anchor position, finishing around 13 meters in front of the 2nd place runner. As a result, Haruki's club (that I totally am not in) the SOS Brigade, grew.		Our school, just like any other stereotypical public school in Japan, likes to host a variety of schoolwide events at random points in the year. Such as last month, where Haruki indefinitely proclaimed that the SOS Brigade would be participating in a relay for North High's athletic festival. Now, I can't say I wasn't expecting him to do something strangely bizarre like that, but what I can acknowledge as being surprising is that we blew away the track team and rugby team, with Haruki heading in the anchor position, finishing around 13 meters in front of the 2nd place runner. As a result, Haruki's club (that I totally am not in) the SOS Brigade, grew.

	Let's just say this. Our reputation went from being a small candle of interest, to spreading like wildfire over the school. We won basically every event that we participated in the athletic festival, with Haruki's athletic body being the cause. The second runner, Nagato, also shares the blame. I certainly hadn't expected him to run as fast as he did. I still don't know if I should compare him to a comically fast running bird straight from a cartoon, or an alien who used teleportation. Please Nagato, tell me before you do something like that okay?		Let's just say this. Our reputation went from being a small candle of interest, to spreading like wildfire over the school. We won basically every event that we participated in the athletic festival, with Haruki's athletic body being the cause. The second runner, Nagato, also shares the blame. I certainly hadn't expected him to run as fast as he did. I still don't know if I should compare him to a comically fast running bird straight from a cartoon, or an alien who used teleportation. Please Nagato, tell me before you do something like that okay?

RCG M3tal at 22:46, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T22:46:21Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:46, 9 August 2010
Line 7:		Line 7:
	When the athletic festival ended, I gave a sigh of relief in hopes that this girl wouldn't have to do any more strenuous tasks the following month. I was sadly mistaken. North High had decided to host a cultural festival, complete with public access to school grounds. At this very moment, the entire school is preparing for such an event; the word "entire" being an over-exaggeration since the only ones actually doing work are teachers, cultural club members, and the student council.		When the athletic festival ended, I gave a sigh of relief in hopes that this girl wouldn't have to do any more strenuous tasks the following month. I was sadly mistaken. North High had decided to host a cultural festival, complete with public access to school grounds. At this very moment, the entire school is preparing for such an event; the word "entire" being an over-exaggeration since the only ones actually doing work are teachers, cultural club members, and the student council.

	~~Of course, the~~ SOS Brigade still hasn't been officially recognised as a club, so we really had no reason to do anything. Knowing Haruki, he probably would have wanted to display some stray cat in a cage and call it an "extraterrestrial ~~beast~~"; knowing full well that such an embarrassing joke would be scowled upon by those who don't get it.		The SOS Brigade still hasn't been officially recognised as a club, so we really had no reason to do anything. Knowing Haruki, he probably would have wanted to display some stray cat in a cage and call it an "extraterrestrial creature"; knowing full well that such an embarrassing joke would be scowled upon by those who don't get it. At least doing that doesn't put anyone's sanity and/or body on the line, so if Haruki did actually decide to cage up an animal I wouldn't mind as much.

	By the way, Haruki and my class, Class 1-5, decided to do a simple survey. With so many people just wanting to get the cultural festival over in a simple, tireless manner, no one even proposed an idea. We didn't even know what we were going to make the survey on. Regardless of the content, no one would care about it anyways. Work hard people, and maybe we won't appear like a worthless group of idiots to the other bustling classes.		By the way, Haruki and my class, Class 1-5, decided to do a simple survey. With so many people just wanting to get the cultural festival over with in a simple, tireless manner, no one even proposed an idea. We didn't even know what we were going to make the survey on. Regardless of the content, no one would care about it anyways. Work hard people, and maybe we won't appear like a worthless group of idiots to the other bustling classes.

	The lack of an exciting event, of course, knocked Haruki's patience off balance. This was causing him to grumble while we walked to the clubroom later that day.		The lack of an exciting event, of course, knocked Haruki's patience off balance. This was causing him to grumble while we walked to the clubroom later that day.
Line 19:		Line 19:
	"I don't want to do anything with this class. It's full of boring people."		"I don't want to do anything with this class. It's full of boring people."

	Boring people? Realize that you're apart of the class, meaning you just called yourself boring. And hold up. Aren't these the same boring people that you won the relays for in last month's athletic festival? Or was that someone else named Suzumiya Haruki.		Boring people? Realize that you're apart of the class, meaning you just called yourself boring. And hold up. Aren't these the same boring people that you won the relays for in last month's athletic festival? Or was that someone else named Suzumiya Haruki?

	"That's completely different?"		"That's completely different?"

RCG M3tal at 05:00, 9 August 2010

2010-08-09T05:00:58Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:00, 9 August 2010
Line 1:		Line 1:
	Our school, just like any other stereotypical public school in Japan, likes to host a variety of schoolwide events at random points in the year. Such as last month, where Haruki indefinitely proclaimed that the SOS Brigade would be participating in a relay for our school's athletic festival. Now, I can't say I wasn't expecting him to do something strangely bizarre like that, but what I can acknowledge as being surprising is that we blew away the track team and rugby team, with Haruki heading in the anchor position, finishing around 13 meters in front of the 2nd place runner. As a result, Haruki's club (that I totally am not in) the SOS Brigade, grew.		Our school, just like any other stereotypical public school in Japan, likes to host a variety of schoolwide events at random points in the year. Such as last month, where Haruki indefinitely proclaimed that the SOS Brigade would be participating in a relay for our school's athletic festival. Now, I can't say I wasn't expecting him to do something strangely bizarre like that, but what I can acknowledge as being surprising is that we blew away the track team and rugby team, with Haruki heading in the anchor position, finishing around 13 meters in front of the 2nd place runner. As a result, Haruki's club (that I totally am not in) the SOS Brigade, grew.

	Let's just say this. Our reputation went from being a small candle of interest, to spreading like wildfire over the school. We won basically every event that we participated in the athletic festival, with Haruki's athletic body being the cause. The second runner, Nagato, also shares the blame. I certainly hadn't expected him to run as fast as he did. I still don't know if I should compare him to a comically fast ~~runner~~ straight from a cartoon, or an alien who used teleportation. ~~Tell~~ me before you do something like that, okay?		Let's just say this. Our reputation went from being a small candle of interest, to spreading like wildfire over the school. We won basically every event that we participated in the athletic festival, with Haruki's athletic body being the cause. The second runner, Nagato, also shares the blame. I certainly hadn't expected him to run as fast as he did. I still don't know if I should compare him to a comically fast running bird straight from a cartoon, or an alien who used teleportation. Please Nagato, tell me before you do something like that okay?

	After the race when I asked Nagato what sort of magic he used, he replied unenthusiastically using terms like "quantum leap" and "enhanced energy measures". While I appreciated his dumbed down explanation, I still didn't quite get it. Looks like I won't be choosing science and liberal arts as my field of expertise. Oh well.		After the race when I asked Nagato what sort of magic he used, he replied unenthusiastically using terms like "quantum leap" and "enhanced energy measures". While I appreciated his dumbed down explanation, I still didn't quite get it. Looks like I won't be choosing science and liberal arts as my field of expertise. Oh well.