User:Carl - Revision history

Carl at 09:09, 12 May 2007

2007-05-12T09:09:54Z

Carl at 09:05, 12 May 2007

2007-05-12T09:05:34Z

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	~~Wikis make my brain hurt.~~



	Clack clack...		Clack clack...
	Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.		Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.

Carl at 09:02, 12 May 2007

2007-05-12T09:02:38Z

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			Clack clack...
			Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.
			"Translation, please."
			"There isn't one!"
			"That's why I said 'please', now isn't it?"
			"Even if you bow down before me, there still ain't gonna be one!"
			"Are you sure you're not confusing that for some popular FPS or racing game?"
			"It's a visual novel, I know that."
			"Yeah."
			"And you're my slave."
			"So you don't understand at all, do you?"
			"I'm counting on you, I can't read Japanese."
			"And you've never considered actually going out and LEARNING Japanese...?"
			"But like you said, that ever since I saved your life translating shit for me was your only reason for existance. So it can't be helped, right?"
			"I don't have a ficticious backstory like that!"
			"After I saved your life, you said exactly that."
			"At that moment, a man named 'Carl' nearly died,"
			"'From this moment on, for you, I will dedicate myself to translating visual novels' is what you said."
			"So, translate."
			"Don't make up grandiouse lies!!"
			"Fine fine, then I'll settle for the final translation."
			"There ain't a first and there ain't a last!"
			"Nah listen to this, it'll really touch you inside."
			"You were fatally wounded, there was no chance of saving you,"
			"But in spite of that, you, for the Japanese illiterate me, poured forth your energy into a translation"
			"So, on your knees, squeezing out the final remnants of your lifeforce, you finished translating."
			"And then..."
			"'Master.... here is the translation... you requested...'"
			"You'd say, 'This is... the final.... translation...'"
			"And on your dead face would be a look of total contentment."
			"I really got to live my dreams, didn't I?"
			"Well, it was your wish, after all."
			"And then, with tears in my eyes, I would read the final translation,"
			"Well? You're touched, right?"
			"So, translation please."
			"I said there isn't one!!"

Carl: An introduction, of a sort.

2007-05-07T23:55:34Z

An introduction, of a sort.

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Wikis make my brain hurt.

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	Clack clack...		*Clack clack...
	Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.		*Reclinging between the kotatsu and the wall, I began reading the visual novel.
	"Translation, please."		*"Translation, please."
	"There isn't one!"		*"There isn't one!"
	"That's why I said 'please', now isn't it?"		*"That's why I said 'please', now isn't it?"
	"Even if you bow down before me, there still ain't gonna be one!"		*"Even if you bow down before me, there still ain't gonna be one!"
	"Are you sure you're not confusing that for some popular FPS or racing game?"		*"Are you sure you're not confusing that for some popular FPS or racing game?"
	"It's a visual novel, I know that."		*"It's a visual novel, I know that."
	"Yeah."		*"Yeah."
	"And you're my slave."		*"And you're my slave."
	"So you don't understand at all, do you?"		*"So you don't understand at all, do you?"
	"I'm counting on you, I can't read Japanese."		*"I'm counting on you, I can't read Japanese."
	"And you've never considered actually going out and LEARNING Japanese...?"		*"And you've never considered actually going out and LEARNING Japanese...?"
	"But like you said, that ever since I saved your life translating shit for me was your only reason for existance. So it can't be helped, right?"		*"But like you said, that ever since I saved your life translating shit for me was your only reason for existance. So it can't be helped, right?"
	"I don't have a ficticious backstory like that!"		*"I don't have a ficticious backstory like that!"
	"After I saved your life, you said exactly that."		*"After I saved your life, you said exactly that."
	"At that moment, a man named 'Carl' nearly died,"		*"At that moment, a man named 'Carl' nearly died,"
	"'From this moment on, for you, I will dedicate myself to translating visual novels' is what you said."		*"'From this moment on, for you, I will dedicate myself to translating visual novels' is what you said."
	"So, translate."		*"So, translate."
	"Don't make up grandiouse lies!!"		*"Don't make up grandiouse lies!!"
	"Fine fine, then I'll settle for the final translation."		*"Fine fine, then I'll settle for the final translation."
	"There ain't a first and there ain't a last!"		*"There ain't a first and there ain't a last!"
	"Nah listen to this, it'll really touch you inside."		*"Nah listen to this, it'll really touch you inside."
	"You were fatally wounded, there was no chance of saving you,"		*"You were fatally wounded, there was no chance of saving you,"
	"But in spite of that, you, for the Japanese illiterate me, poured forth your energy into a translation"		*"But in spite of that, you, for the Japanese illiterate me, poured forth your energy into a translation"
	"So, on your knees, squeezing out the final remnants of your lifeforce, you finished translating."		*"So, on your knees, squeezing out the final remnants of your lifeforce, you finished translating."
	"And then..."		*"And then..."
	"'Master.... here is the translation... you requested...'"		*"'Master.... here is the translation... you requested...'"
	"You'd say, 'This is... the final.... translation...'"		*"You'd say, 'This is... the final.... translation...'"
	"And on your dead face would be a look of total contentment."		*"And on your dead face would be a look of total contentment."
	"I really got to live my dreams, didn't I?"		*"I really got to live my dreams, didn't I?"
	"Well, it was your wish, after all."		*"Well, it was your wish, after all."
	"And then, with tears in my eyes, I would read the final translation,"		*"And then, with tears in my eyes, I would read the final translation,"
	"Well? You're touched, right?"		*"Well? You're touched, right?"
	"So, translation please."		*"So, translation please."
	"I said there isn't one!!"		*"I said there isn't one!!"