Maou na Ore to Fushihime no Yubiwa:Volume 4 Chapter 4
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Chapter 4: Onsen!
Finished with the greetings at the palace, by Zonmi’s suggestion, we went to visit the castle’s royal villa.
The survival race passed down among the ghoul clan… The hundred deaths course was scheduled to be held three days from now.
For that reason, Zonmi has suggested to us the royal villa as a lodging place until then.
Originally, it seems it had been built for guests that came from far away, and as no one apart from us was using it, it naturally looked like we had reserved it to ourselves.
It’s quite ironical to say that, compared to the human world, it feels like we are now living with more luxury.
“Haah… At any rate, today many things have happened…”
To wash away the tiredness from the trip, I went to an onsen bath[1] which I learned of beforehand.
After consulting with the girls, it seems that there’s only one big bath that has fixed hours alternating between male and female bath.
Inside love comedy mangas, at this time of the entering-the-bath scene, without fail it will lead to a mixed bath event, but of course this is the real world.
Thinking about it calmly, the chance an event like that occurs is about 0.
I checked the time on my cellphone.
“Good…”
Since I’ve checked many times, there’s no doubt.
This is the male bath.
I threw my clothes into the basket at the changing room.
I opened the door, making a rattling noise, and.
“Uo… It’s pretty large…”
What entered my vision was an scenery of a stone bathtub surrounded by pine trees that overall overflowed with a Japanese taste.
After lightly rinsing my body, I entered the tub.
As for the essential bathtub… It was quite disappointing.
To sum it up in one word, lukewarm.
Since it was made with the weak to heat ghoul clan in mind, that may be partly inevitable.
If a ghoul entered forty degrees[2] hot water, maybe they’ll start dissolving into the bathtub.
“Fui…”
Once you get accustomed to soaking in warm water, it’s not that bad.
However, if you take a long bath you may catch a cold.
… I pray that from the showers at least comes hot water.
And, as I was having those thoughts, I heard noises coming from the changing room.
““Ah””
I think that we raised our voice at about the same time.
W-what’s with… This…
Am I dreaming?
Before my eyes was Zonmi in the nude.
The extent of the shock leaving me unable even to blink… I froze as if the time had stopped.
However, it looks that it was the same for Zonmi, she just kept staring to me, standing upright without even covering herself with the towel.
During that time concentrated to the utmost, I thought it once again.
Zonmi’s body is beautiful, isn’t it?
That is, despite not having an overly destructive bust size like Manami or Lilith-san.
Nevertheless, I don’t think that Zonmi’s body loses in femininity even for a bit when compared with them.
Zonmi has… long and slender arms and legs.
Smooth skin, white like virgin snow.
And I think that her chest size is a bit above the average of her age group.
Those, that certainly came from heavens splurging, deserve to be called perfect cheat specs.
“…!?”
The instant after I absentmindedly thought that.
“Chiharu… Hide!”
As if recalling something, Zonmi suddenly… Pushed down my body.
*SPLAAAASH*
Raising a huge splash, I was submerged to the bottom of the tub.
As it was expected, I was in close contact with Zonmi’s body.
Even if I say so myself, how did we end up in such a situation was a big mystery…
Zonmi, so as to keep submerged (?) my body that wanted to surface, using both hands and feet… and the butt too, pinned down my body.
“Nu. What is it… This white and murky fluid…?”
“Heeh. This has been made fairly standard… I never thought I could enter an onsen at the land of the ghouls.”
““…””
These voices, don’t tell me… Iris and Kyouko!?
Though belatedly, at that moment I understood the reason behind Zonmi’s actions.
It seems that, for an unknown reason, I was brazenly using the bath during the time slot reserved for the girls.
Because of that… Zonmi, who had noticed my presence ahead of time, so as to avoid the other girls running into me, submerged my body into the tub.
Be that as it may, that’s weird.
Before entering the bath, I had checked many times the time, so… What could have gone wrong? … Don’t tell me!?
Then, a thought flashed in my mind.
What I had been zealously checking back then was my cell phone’s clock.
My cell’s clock… I had it set with the clocks of the hotel we were lodging at before.
Could it be that… As we’ve moved to the undead tribe’s continent, there’s a slight time difference!?
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
Still submerged, a voice I was used to hearing resounded in my ears.
Girls that suddenly yell like that, as far as I know, there’s only one.
As usual, the voice’s owner was Manami.
“Wait, you zombie there! Didn’t I tell you before that you shouldn’t enter the bath before me! I had even brought a PET[3] bottle…”
“… Is that so? My apologies.”
“Uu… Even though I thought I could drink after so much time oniichan’s after bath soup… Since the zombie has gone in, it’s been polluted and I can’t drink it!”
“…”
After so much time… You, did you usually do that at home?
… If we return to the human world, I must be really careful of not having a bath until my sister is done.
“Manami-sama… It’s a pity that thing about Chiharu-sama’s… Soup, but… Raising your voice inside a bath for public use is a lack of manners.”
“That’s unneeded assistance. Titty wo… No, titty monster[4]!?”
“Why have you corrected yourself like that!?”
“That’s because… You see…”
“And why are you now staring at my chest!?”
“I… Manami-chan is out of the question, but I think that Lilith-san is lacking enough manners. The heck, what do you have to eat to grow them this big?”
“Wh-what is it, young ladies!? Could you not randomly cooperate and stare at my breasts!?”
“Muu… Now that thou mention it, certainly… The succubus’s mammaries are magnificent.
Well… L-let me check the sensation for when, in the future, my mammaries grow bigger too.”
“Hey. Iris-sama!? Please stop with the incomprehensible sophistry and touching other people’s breasts!”
“…”
G-girls talk[5]!
I never heard it happened in the real world, but it’s the kind of girls talk that is, for some reason, an over-the-top staple situation on the late night anime[6] world!
Moreover, it’s the comeback of the superb flow of events where the flat-chested character plays with the well-endowed character’s boobs!
I shouldn’t spit out the pattern.
I, right now, am feeling the beauty of this honed style…
“Chiharu… Chiharu…”
“…*bubbles**bubbles**bubbles* (W-what’s it?)”
“Now it’s your chance, while they are caught with the succubus’s breasts! Try to leave this place by diving!”
“…*bubbles**bubbles**bubbles* (Understood)”
Thanks, Zonmi.
Thanks, Lilith-san’s boobs.
Even though there’s no ill will, if I, being a man, get exposed here, things wouldn’t end well.
…
……
Slowly.
Slowly.
Without raising noise, I gradually parted from Zonmi.
I’m nearing the limit of my lung capacity, but if it’s some tens of seconds more, I should be able to endure it.
A bit more.
Now, if I remove my leg from within Zonmi’s thighs I can safely break out.
With the mission’s end almost on sight, just when I was feeling relieved, an accident happened.
A part of my body… The stiffest place of my lower body[7] ended up hitting Zonmi’s body.
“Hyau!?”
All of a sudden, Zonmi raised a coquettish voice.
“C-could you not touch me with weird places!?”
References and Translation Notes
- ↑ Loose term to refer to natural hot springs, health resorts and spas.
- ↑ Celsius. That’s about 104 °F. Japanese people like very hot baths. Old Japanese people, especially from certain areas, like even hotter baths.
- ↑ PolyEThylene, the most common plastic bottles are made with after PVC was discouraged for that use.
- ↑ As in “cookie monster”.
- ↑ Well, he explains it on the next sentence, but it’s an euphemism for what most Japanese males who never got a woman (i.e. a large part of Japanese males), and some who did, think it happens when two or more girls are together inside a room with no man on sight, especially when little to no clothes are somewhat involved.
- ↑ Name given to the Japanese animation, usually male oriented, broadcasted on TV in the late hours of night, from 23:30 to 30:00 (it should be 6:00, but Japanese people seem to think that if you keep adding, it’s still the same day). Usually they have spicy situations (from full nudity to pantyshots; I really wonder why TWGOK fall into this category. BTW as a bonus, both this exclamation mark and the previous one were originally a “ya”, which is the equivalent of an exclamation mark in Japanese poetry.
- ↑ His you-know-what.
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