MaruMA:Doujinshi2:Story2.3

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University Student Style Christmas[edit]

HelloSU, good evening.

I'm the eldest son of the Shibuya household, Shibuya Shouri.

Born on November 23[1], Good Couple's Day, Capricorn, Blood type A. Recently I was asked the question "Is oniisan[2] a Mazoku too?" but....

What in the world does that mean?

My hobbies are reading and collecting figurines. Ah, so that there's no misunderstanding when I say figurines, I don't mean pretty girls and such. I collect things like pets of the world, rare animals series[3] and such. And I will not quit, until I complete the Kaiyodo

monster series[4]

you know? But the new series, compared to the others, is more girl-oriented, it even has a 'cute' group in it, so I'm a little unhappy about that. I'm someone who likes things like otoroshi[5] better.

As for my special skills, well, since I passed the national university exam, people can't help but think it's studying, but in my case I can't remember ever having a hard time studying. Well, even so, I have to thank my parents for giving birth to me with such a high IQ. Actually, my father is the most succesful of his collegues at the foreign bank where he works, and my mother graduated from Ferris[6]. I myself am going to a first class university, because there's a senpai from Hitotsubashi University, Ishihara Shintaro, who became Governor of Tokyo. In the future, I also want, no, I must, bear the responsibility of having that position in Tokyo.

Even though I'm from Saitama.

Brothers? Ah, yeah, by the way, I do have a younger brother. And with one like that, it's more than enough. This is indeed a dumb younger brother, you know? He's the type of musclehead who reads things like "Baseball Weekly" and "Friends of the grass-lot baseball", and who never skips the Sports section in the newspaper. As his older brother, I feel ashamed and disappointed when I think that we share the same blood. I tell him that he needs to stop irresponsibly looking away from reality, and ask him how he can earn a livelihood in the future, by only liking baseball. When he was in middle school, he was expelled on a Sunday practice match where he was a substitute player. Originally his position was catcher, but he was never picked as a regular. He would only be chosen as a pinch hitter late in the game or an outfielder. Good grief, what was his coach thinking? He didn't bring out any of his good points........ But anyways, that's not important. In regards to sports, I went skiing when I was a kid.

To Canada for example.

Though that's happened before my little brother was born. But now that I finally have a circle[7], I even want to try snowboarding. And also, I think I want to MASTER golf while I'm still a student. I want to be ready for my career in the future,

because golf will be a part of work, you know?

And I think that's about it for my self-introduction.


"Shibuya, your self-introduction was getting on my nerves, it was kind of insufferable. With something like that it doesn't matter how many matchmaking parties you attend, it just won't work. You won't be able to get a girlfriend for Christmas."

"Wha, wha, what!? What part? What part was getting on your nerves? C'mon, tell me. So it was the part about my little brother, huh? Is it a MINUS for women when one doesn't get along with their brothers?"

"Say you... you call that not getting along with your brother?"

"Yeah, we don't. I really hate my little brother. I hate him more than anything in the world. And I even annoyed him a bit with his Christmas present. Our relationship is so bad that I even bought him an Ichiro figurine.... Hey, no, wait will that really annoy him!? No, like for real, I really hate him.... "




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References[edit]

  1. In this story Shouri says his birthday is on November 23, Good Couple's Day, Capricorn. But in Maru-ma Series Official Fan Book; he says he was born on November 22, which is also, Good Couple's Day, but he's a Sagittarius. More info regarding that day: http://worldkigodatabase.blogspot.jp/2005/03/couples-day-fuufu-no-hi.html
  2. I doubt Yuuri would have said "oniisan" but then again, it's Shouri who's telling the story.
  3. Rare animal series. Take a look: http://ameblo.jp/kondofuji-1/page-6.html
  4. These: http://mobilesamurai41.blog.so-net.ne.jp/2014-03-23
  5. A monster: http://yokai.com/otoroshi/
  6. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_Girls%27_Junior_%26_Senior_High_School
  7. Group of people with a common interest.