MaruMA:DramaCD17:Track5
Track 5ː Last Boss[edit]
FX: *Teleport sound*
Murata: I think the next one should be the Last boss fight, but... I wonder what the prize will be for this stage?
Yuuri: We didn't get prizes after the last time.
Murata: The prize that Lord von Voltaire got was pretty huge.
Gwendal: I want to go home quickly...
Yuuri: You've been saying that since the beginning.
Murata: In comparison with what Lord von Christ got it was pretty big?
Günter: Your Majesty! Ah... Your Majesty...! My Maj....*runny nose*
Yuuri: Oh, no... Don't start with that. C'mon Günter. Clean up that stuff that's coming from your nose.
Günter: ..Yes...
Yuuri: Good. But say, is the ending a prize for me?
Wolfram: Well, then I will the best player. Because after all Yuuri likes me.
Yuuri: Uhm... about that, hu?
Wolfram: After being the one who proposed, what's with that attitude?
Murata: It's not good being so shy, Shibuya. Stop behaving like a Japanese man, from now on you have to express love like the Europeans. After all you're in a different society.
Yuuri: Don't complicate things, Murata. Well... but whatever ending I get, it's not going to interest me.
Murata: Alright, do we let someone else take your turn?
Yuuri: Yeah. Is it over already? That's because it's a dungeon that goes right to the point. I wanted to explore some more. Look for the key to the door, open the treasure chest, find the stairs that takes you to the next stage.
Murata: Mmmh... to be able to do all of that... you'd need a complicated cave along with maps and a walkthrough, and no one wants that. New games are easy to play, with an easy path to the exit to the next level, that even the dumbest people will be able to find.
Yuuri: Dumb?! Who are you calling dumb?
Murata: Well, I mean something so simple that carefree office men and women can play during work hours.
Yuuri: No... at work you are supposed to work, okay?
Conrad: I wonder who the last boss is?
Günter: Josak, Adalbert, were the previous once, right? A fighter who is better than them? There shouldn't be anyone.
Yuuri: Woah~ are we going to be okay?
Saralegui: Yuuri~! It's you, isn't it?
Yuuri: Eh? Sara! Why are you here?
Saralegui: I'm not sure, but suddenly I was overcome by sleep and when I realized I was in this place. And to make things worse, somebody wrote Last Boss on my chest. Mah.... no, I mean "My" name is Saralegui, I'm not Last Boss. How strange, isn't it? (*12)
Yuuri: Yua...?! No, I'mean "You are" the last boss?!
Saralegui: And these people are... Ah! Perhaps people from Shin Makoku?
Yuuri: That's right, this is the first time you see them, right? Everyone! This is His Majesty King Saralegui of Small Shimaron.
Saralegui: Nice to meet you.
Everyone : *bow*
Saralegui: But in any case, Yuuri. What is this place?
Murata: Excuse me, King Saralegui. Well, rather than the world where we are conscious, think of this as a place where everyone is sharing a dream.
Saralegui: Since you say it's a dream, am I sleeping? What a terrible thing to have fallen asleep at work, isn't it? I want to go back quickly.
Yuuri: Uhm.. What should we do?
Murata: It would be best to clear this stage, Shibuya. Hurry up and start the fight with the last boss.
Yuuri: The fight with the last boss... Sara, are you good with a sword?
Saralegui: A sword? Sadly, I'm don't have a very strong body. I'm bad at exercising, and also, I can't use magical powers (houryouku). I'm not a warrior.
Murata: Why don't you go ahead and try hitting Shibuya, Your Majesty?
Saralegui: But to hit someone... I don't know...
Murata: With an open hand is fine, uhm... go ahead.
Saralegui: Eh? Like this? *slaps Yuuri*
Yuuri: Ouch.
Wolfram: Ah!!! On the left one!!! Did you propose?!
Günter: No way~! This can't be!
Yuuri: No, it's fine, it's fine. There's not such a custom in Small Shimaron. Right, Sara? This is just a slap, huh?
Saralegui: There is a custom of proposing by slapping someone in Shin Makoku? How strange, right?
Yuuri: See, he didn't know, okay?
Saralegui: Anyway Yuuri, please turn this way.
Yuuri: Like this?
Saralegui: Hmm. Just a little bit more. Alright, won't you turn your right cheek to me?
Wolfram: HE KNOWS IT! That guy knows it!
Günter: And worse than that a human proposed to His Majesty... My Lord!
Wolfram: He's not yours!
Yuuri: No, no this is just a misunderstanding.
Saralegui: That's right. It's strange that I had to use my right hand to hit you, right? I did it because you asked me to. So now, do it. (accept the proposal)
Wolfram: What?!
Yuuri: Wait! What's going on Murata?!
Murata: In short: Saralegui's attack had no effect on Yuuri.
Yuuri: Ah... yes, it was pretty weak.
Murata:
Lord von Bielefeld received damage. Lord von Christ received damage. Lord Weller is analyzing the situation. Lord von Voltaire is not interested.
Yuuri: Not interested?! Now that you're back... I'm sad.
Gwendal: Oh, just leave me alone.
Conrad: But this is an easy victory, isn't it? The game is not balanced at all.
Saralegui: I have to fight Yuuri? If there's no reason, I don't want to.
Murata: I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but if you don't the game won't end.
Saralegui: But I am unarmed...
Yuuri: Ah, he's right. Don't tell me that this is battle without weapons?
Saralegui: By "without weapons" you mean, like this? (*13) *hugs Yuuri*
Wolfram: *screams* Don't hug Yuuri!
Günter: Leggo of His Majesty! I mean, "Let go" of him ! (*12) I won't allow you to take him to another country. Your Majesty, are you ok?! Your Majesty!
Yuuri: Ehm... Sara?
Sararegi: "Without weapons" means this right?
Yuuri: This is not without weapons. Ouch, ouch. Don't hug me so tight.
Wolfram: Cut it out! Why aren't you pushing him away, Yuuri!
Yuuri: I've been trying to.
Murata: Shibuya, you got a damage of 3 points.
Conrad: Woah~! How long is this fight going to take?
Murata: Ah... King Saralegui, I would like to offer a different fighting strategy.
Saralegui: Which one? I can't fight with a sword or hand-to-hand. I also can't run or swim, I can't do anything that breaks a sweat.
Murata: Then how about a battle where you have to use your brain? I don't have a problem with that. Whoever answers correctly first, wins.
Saralegui: Hm. Well that would be alright.
Yuuri: Ah... finally you let me go. But then, this will be a quiz fight. Then why did I get all those HP (hit points)?
Wolfram: How atrocious! He's weak in matters of the brain. Obviously he's going to be beaten.
Yuuri: Well.. I wouldn't say obviously...
Wolfram: Move away Yuuri. I will fight in your place.
Yuuri: Wait, Wolfram. After all I'm the main character of this story.
Murata: Well.... but it's fine.
Yuuri: It's fine?!
Murata: Alright then I'll start. A quiz about raising children! "My-An-gel!"
FX: *game show music*
Yuuri: Ah, there was something like this a long time ago. (*14)
Murata: As the mother of a child who caught a cold, if the child gets a temperature of 39 or more and it's not a seasonal flu, and the child also has tonsillitis or bronchitis, and caught conjunctivitis from the pool. Knowing this, what is the name of the virus that carries this infectious disease?
Wolfram: Vi-rus? What is that?!
Saralegui: I know! It's called Adenovirus. *correct answer*
Yuuri: Is this really a quiz about raising kids?! "My Angel" is not like that! And also, why did Sara know the answer?
Saralegui: Actually it was easy to diagnose it, because the adenovirus is an easy to catch infection so it's best not to leave the house for 48 hours, until the fever passes.
Yuuri: Ah.. what a piece of trivia... so why did you know about that?!
Murata: What a pitty, Lord von Bielefeld lost.
Yuuri: What will happen if he loses?
FX: *Wolf screams*
Günter: Wolfram?!
Conrad: He disappeared.
Gwendal: What happened?
Yuuri: Is he inactive? Frozen? Forced terminated?
Murata: It seems that he logged out.
Saralegui: Is this not my win then? Is there anything else I have to do?
Murata: Since it's the Last Boss fight, we will have to continue Your Majesty. So who is the next one?
Yuuri: I'll do it. If it's something about Earth, everyone else will be bad at it.
Murata: Well... I think their chances are as good as yours...
Yuuri: What does that mean? But also... *lowers voice* Give me a question that I can answer Murata.
Murata: I can't! It's established by the navigator. Alright, this is the next question. When a mother breastfeeds for the first time, what multifunction protein is included that allows the eye to function well, it is an antioxidant, an antibacterial, and an antiviral ?
Yuuri: As difficult as expected...
Saralegui: Yes! It's Lactoferrin!
Yuuri: But why do you know?!
Murata: I'm sorry, It's a log out for Shibuya.
Yuuri: Am I not the main character?! This game.... Uh! My body... *screams*
Günter: Your Majesty~!
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