MaruMA:DramaCD9:Track7
Track 7. The play of Hell Paradise[edit]
Yuuri (Introduction): On one hand there was the Sea. After losing to me in the Strange Animal race, the villain Louis Biron had set the pleasure quarter where the ladies worked on fire.
FX: *fire cracks*
Yuuri: Stop it! How horrible! How horrible! *buildings crumbling down*
Wolfram: Yuuri!
Conrad: Wolfram! He's over there!
Wolfram: *gasp* He changed?
Conrad: Ah, today, once again, he looks amazing.
FX: *Heroic Japanese drama BMG*
Yuuri (Ue-sama): A masked man, good people being exploited and trampled down once and again. To force people that have migrated into this country to do such things.... How pathetic and outrageous deeds!
FX:*thunder/wind*
Conrad: Those are... dragons?
Wolfram: How strange... his majutsu is never that elegant.
Conrad: Wolfram...
Wolfram: No! This is evidently strange! Has he gotten a lover?
Greta: Yuuri! How cool!
Wolfram: Greta!
Conrad: *laughs* I see... He wanted to show off for this girl.
FX:*fx monster*
Yuuri (Ue-sama): In the end, I do not want to take a life but, I don't have any other choice. I will end you. Judgment!
FX:*fx monster* *end of Japanese drama heroic BMG*
(monologue) Yuuri : And that night we were tending to the women who got injured in the fire. But to be honest, Anissina who was in the middle of a trip ended up in Hildyard and by herself she was doing a good job helping the victims without us. And now, let's listen to the following. From now on, we'll listen to a story about a failed job as a hostess and a subsequent love story.
FX:* sound at the begining of a play during the Edo period*
Yuuri: Hurry, hurry! Step right in! It's about to start: The story of someone who wanted to see the rare animal race, in other words, the story of the Hell Paradise Goala. Let's see how this unfolds.
Yuuri: And this is "The play of Hell Paradise". It's starting, it's starting!
FX:*Tabern sound, drunk men being noisy*
Lord Biron: Come out already.
Iria: Welcome home my dear. It climbed the tree branch again? Even though I asked you to look.
Lord Biron: Shut up! *hits her* You're living out of the money of this activity. Iria: But please don't grab me so tight.
Lord Biron: You're all talk, talk, talk... When I win the race tomorrow... I'll grab you so strongly I'll kill ya.
Iria: *whines* Ah, dear!
Man: *lights a cigarette* Once again, I lost to that guy. Because of the tree climbing and it's all his fault. Alright tomorrow I'll win for sure...I'll beat him, just wait an see.
FX*At the race*
Announcer: The order of the contenders of this battle has been set. The Hell paradise Goala and the Sandbear Keiji.
FX:*race begins*
Lord Biron: Dammit, what is this?!
Goala: I love this tree branch *eats leaves* Announcer: The Hell paradise Goala is hugging a tree branch, he has quit the fight! He has quit the fight!
Lord Biron: Oh no! Lord Biron: I've lost! How could I have lost?!
Iria: Dear.
Lord Biron: It's over.
Man: How poor in taste... was that Goala.
FX:*mechanical sounds*
Lord Biron: Rabakapu!
Rabakapu: Because you've put them in danger, I will now be the new hero. And no one will listen to the words of Lord Biron.
Lord Biron: Dammit.
Iria: Dear.
Rabakapu: Lady, forget about this man and come with me. Let's get married.
Iria: Ah!
Lord Biron: You bastard!
Rabakapu: To attack me like that...
Lord Biron: Iria... be happy.
Iria: I won't go, I can't go
Lord Biron: Eh?
Iria: It's just that in me, your baby is growing. Please darling!
Lord Biron: I'm sorry, I was wrong to treat you like that. Alright Ramakapu, let's fight!
Rabakapu: As you wish.
FX:*wind blows*
Lord Biron: Unlike before, I'll win this time.
Rabakapu: We'll see!
Iria: Get ready, go!
FX:*they start racing *
Lord Biron: He's fast!
Rabakapu: *laughs*
Lord Biron: Run straight!
Iria: It can't be, there's a tree over there!
Rabakapu: Passing through!
Lord Biron: I'm already losing. It can't be!!! *screams*
Iria: He caught up to him.
Rabakapu: What?
Lord Biron: *keeps screaming*
FX:*race ends*
Iria: That was amazing my dear. It refrained from climbing the tree. You won the race.
Lord Biron: It was thanks to you. Please be mine again.
Iria: My dear.
Rabakapu: *laughs* What an unexpected farce...
Lord Biron: Rabakapu.
Rabakapu: Be happy, my lord.
Lord Biron: You will always... be my rival.
Yuuri: And so... The Hell Paradise Koala became the star of the Strange Animal race. There's no information of Rabakapu's[1] whereabouts. He moved, and never said how he got his mechanic body. Even that is unknown. The End.
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References[edit]
- ↑ The name "Rabakapu is mentioned in the novels (Novel 4, Chapter7), but it is supposed to be a Rare Animal. Nonetheless Louis Biron also calls Yuuri a strange animal so it might be a person. Btw... Yuuri in the novels confuses Rabakapu with "Robocop" this is probably why Rabakapu has a robotic body.
