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Radio Digest 19 - Life, a punishment game[edit]

CD release: October 24, 2007
Drama screenplay: Katou Yuka (加藤有香 ) and Sakamoto Kouichi (坂本耕一)




FX:*mini-drama intro music*

Yuuri:*sighs* I can't believe I lost. Can't I get out of it?

Wolfram: You can't. You have to keep your promise.

Murata: That's right. After all it was a match, it can't be helped Shibuya.

Cherie: Your Majesty! I heard!

Wolfram: Mother?

Cherie: I heard that you lost a duel against Wolfram and the Daikenja and now you're getting a punishment.

Yuuri: Ah, no, it wasn't a duel or anything like that. It was just a punishment game[1]

Murata: And right now we're thinking about what we'll make him do.

Anissina: In that case, won't you leave that up to me?

Murata: Gh, Lady von Karbelnikoff ! *whispers* She really does have sharp ears[2].

Anissina: Of course! I do have sharp ears! It must certainly be because of my theories (/chastity[3])

Yuuri: *lowers his voice* What does that have to do with this?

Cherie: A love duel! Ah! It sounds so alluring, I can't believe you would keep this to yourself! Ahn... your Majesty is such a meany!

Yuuri: No, actually I thought that if you two would have known about it, it would have been worse. That's why I didn't say anything...

Wolfram: What is it Yuuri? Your face has a strange color.

Cherie: Oh... your Majesty, are you not feeling well? In that case, I, the mature pretty fighter, will thoroughly, persistently, stick by your side and use my majutsu to heal you~

Yuuri: Uh *swallows* Cherie-sama's persistent, close healing ?

Anissina: Cherie-sama! You mustn't spoil him. You don't need to worry about his Majesty! I have the perfect plan for a punishment game!

Yuuri: You don't need to tell us about that....

Anissina: Trying to resist is pointless. Besides I already have the plan. The first thing in the plan is: to become the monitaa for my newest MA-powered device "Revealer of people's secret", so that I can get maaaany of his Majesty's super embarrassing secrets.

Cherie: Yes, yes! I think that's a really good idea!

Anissina: Number 2 in the list: to become, once again, a monitaa for my MA-powered invention "What is it that pleases you?" , so that I can thoroughly investigate the super embarrassing things that make his Majesty's lower body tingle.

Cherie: Ohhh! That's also something I need to see!

Yuuri: Uh... excuse me. Why are all the items in the list embarrassing?

Anissina: Uh.. yes, I better hurry. Number 3 in the list : "To formally marry Lord von Bielefeld"

Wolfram: Wait a second! How is that a punishment!?

Anissina: Number 4: Give up baseball.

Yuuri: What!? No, that's insane!

Murata: Ah, that's not a bad idea. To do that we can watch soccer videos I recommend together, and you can become a soccer fan.

Anissina: Number 5 : Get into a fight with some delinquents and get washed away to another world through a toilet!

Yuuri: Are you saying that my life is a punishment game!?

Anissina: Your Majesty, be quiet now.

Yuuri: Yes.

Anissina: I still have 103 more points in the list that I have to go through. So, let's continue with number 6!

Yuuri: Gh! I don't want to hear about it!

Cherie: Oh, my. By the way, I wonder what the love duel that his Majesty lost was like...?



Show intro Murata/Wolfram: Kyou Kara Maou - Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation



Radio Show: Today's guests are : Katsuki Masako (Cherie), and Takayama Minami (Anissina). They were the first guests on the show, for episodes 3 and 4. And they're playing a punishment game, so they're pretending that one of Anissina's ma power devices is in the studio. Takayama-san explains what the device is (in Anissina's voice). You put the ma-powered device on your head and turn on the switch, and then you drink a particular beverage and you get a special power. Sakurai-san's like: you get a special power with this! and Saiga-san says: you'll become super Sakurai! So they pretend he puts the helmet on and takes a red drink. The power Sakurai gets is to be able to tell a really good pun about Katsuki-san, and Sakurai says something like 'Cherie is like a cherry', or something like that. Then, they give him a blue drink. (t/n:Miyata-san got really out of line here mumbling 'yaoi' instead of 'aoi'(blue), so Sakurai got the 'yaoi drink', I don't think anyone heard him though XDDD... Miyata-san does a lot of gay games btw). So Sakurai-san's power now is to be able to play a 'mono boke' (comedian without a tsukkomi), and Sakurai says, the staff must think I'm comedian, but I'm just a seiyuu. Anyways, then he says some weird phrases(mono bokes do that, it's like meaningless catchphrases), and the guests like it so, he's good. Saiga-san says: Wow, this ma-powered device is great! Then they give Sakurai-san a brown drink and Sakurai will now be able to do a two-person routine with Miyata-san, and the audience will laugh really loud. Miyata-san's like: Isn't this a punishment for me too? And they say no, you'll make fun of Sakurai-san. Anyways, Sakurai is doing horribly (it's so.. so embarrassing, be thankful you can't understand this)... but to be completely honest, I did laugh a lot... out of embarrassment. XDDD




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References[edit]

  1. The word for duel also means 'face-off', fight. Yes, I know you're not supposed to use it for three people but it has the romantic meaning of 'duel', and Cherie will use it like that too. Punishment games: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batsu_game
  2. Lit. Ears from hell
  3. Teisetsu can mean both theory or chastity. Yuuri doesn't know which one she's talking about, or rather that she's talking about her chastity, and not theories.