NouCome: Volume 1 Interlude 3
Interlude 3: A Certain Possibility’s Story
“Hey everyone, could you please hear my troubles out for a moment?”
The underwear - a thong suddenly uttered.
“Huh, what’s up?” “To think that even someone like you would have troubles.” “Let us hear them then.”
Its conversational companions, a pair of trunks, a pair of boxers and a pair of briefs looked over at the thong.
They were in the specialized zone which entrance was only permitted to those among the highest echelons of undergarments, an area utterly unbeknownst to humans, commonly known as the Underwear Zone.
The three looked over at the thong who uttered bitterly:
“Let me ask you all - are you all content with your current selves?”
As they heard this, the trunks, boxers and briefs tilted their necks in curiosity (?).[1]
“To be honest, I can’t take it any longer. Men who wear thongs are either massively buffed-up hunks or extreme narcissists right? I want to change myself and leave that sort of environment. So...so...”
The thong spoke solemnly, while the rest listened likewise.
“I want to become a garter worn by women!”
Suddenly, all the other pairs of underwear’s faces fell.
“Huh? Are you sick in the head?”
“You want to become one of「Them」? Cheh, what a deplorable way of thinking.”
“We’re such idiots, to think we actually took you seriously.”
Within the realm of undergarments, male lingerie and female lingerie had an immensely huge enmity between them. Both sides would constantly look down upon, insult, and belittle each other, being lifelong enemies. So for one to think of switching sides, there would definitely be such a reaction.
“Huh? Why are you all...? Hey -!”
The briefs, boxers and trunks ignored the thong’s cries and immediately left.
“Dammit...why can’t they just understand?”
The neglected thong sat dejectedly alone (?), took a long and deep breath, then yelled -
“Don’t thongs go the best alongside M-shaped thigh gaps!!!!?????”
The Underwear Zone was peaceful today as well.
Translator's Notes and References
- ↑ TL note: Yes, there’s a question mark here
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