Omae o Otaku ni Shiteyaru kara, Ore o Riajuu ni Shitekure!:Volume 1 Chapter 4

Chapter 4

On that day itself, after school, I immediately headed to class B.

I'm the type of person who wants to get over things that I don't like or things that are troublesome.

As I made my way to class B, I peered through the back entrance into the classroom.

However, since I came all the way here without asking Koigasaki about anything regarding this person known as Suzuki, I had no idea who Suzuki was. I had no choice but to ask someone randomly.

Just as I was peering into the classroom wanting to call out to someone, a male student who was on his way out called out to me,

"Are you looking for someone?"

I was surprised when I saw him. Standing before me, was a guy who had brown hair, was taller than me, and together with his bag, he appeared to be carrying something resembling a guitar over his shoulder. And was directing a friendly smile towards me. He was not only good-looking, but a kind fella.

"Er no, it's ok."

I answered instantly as I panicked. My body felt like running away from this great disparity. He went out of the way to call out to me and what the hell am I doing, I felt disgusted with myself.

As the good-looking guy left the classroom, a gaudy female student followed after him and said,

"Sou-chan ~ where're you going?"

"Eh? The music room."

Such a conversation started between them.

Good-looking, smartly dressed, able to play the guitar, popular with girls...... in other words, Riajuu level maxed. Is it ok for such a guy to exist?

While feeling a little down from that, I remembered my mission and once again looked into the classroom. As I did that, I saw a male student, similarly plain as me, sitting at the seat closest to the entrance. I had no one else to ask.

"Excuse me, erm, is there a Suzuki-kun in this class?"

"If you are talking about Suzuki, he just left the classroom though."

Just left the classroom...... don't tell me.

"The one with the brown hair and a guitar over his shoulders......"

"That's right."

That was unbelievable. The good-looking Riajuu earlier was the Otaku who had Rinka's card in his student handbook......? Is that really ok?

If you tell me that the plain-looking male student before me who has the same air as me is Suzuki-kun, I would be able to accept that without question.

But then, so to speak, Suzuki is the one that Koigasaki has fallen for. If I take that into consideration, it would not be strange that he's good-looking.

I thanked the male student and left the classroom of class B.

While pondering, I headed towards the music room. Since I recalled that Suzuki had said that he was going to the music room earlier. But even if I go to the music room, Suzuki might be engaged in his light music club activities, and it might be difficult for me to call out to him. If there is a chance in million that he's not, and that he's with another gaudy girl like earlier, then there's no way I can call out to him. If that happens, then I would have to give up on talking to him today.

When I reached the music room, my thoughts came to a halt.

The sounds of a playing guitar drifted out from inside, and my jaw dropped at hearing the melody of a song that was extremely familiar to me.

"It's the ending theme of 'K-ON club!!'......"

I unconsciously murmured out.

The sounds that flowed out which I was hearing belonged to the ending theme of a popular anime which was centered around a light music club and which had just finished airing last year.

"Hey hey, doesn't the guitar sound super good?"

Before I knew, there were a couple of female students who happened to pass by the music room and were at all ears to the music.

Well, the guitarist was indeed good. But, before that, wasn't there a comeback punchline that should be made first? This was an anime song right?

"Seems like Suzuki-kun from class B is playing it."

"Seriously? That hot guy?"

The girls left while squealing out excitedly. It appeared that they had no idea that this was an anime song. That was understandable, since there was no way they could have known that it was an anime song if they did not even know what song that was.

And the one who played it was indeed that Suzuki...... Everything fell into place. Suzuki was indeed an Otaku, and liked "LoveMinus" and "K-ON Club!!". ...... jeez, seems like we have some things in common. I was also into "K-ON Club!!" and had never missed a single week of the show.

After looking around and ascertaining that no one else was around, I made up my mind and opened the door to the music room. I thought I was pretty courageous myself. What if Suzuki was with other students? What if he got mad at me entering without permission? I had of course thought of those things, but, I did it because I truly wanted to try talking to Suzuki.

Fortunately, on entering the music room, I saw Suzuki by himself. Suzuki had his guitar plugged into the amplifier and was playing at a pretty loud volume but, surprised by my sudden entrance, he stopped.

He stared at me.

"Ah, I-I'm sorry for barging in suddenly."

A sense of regret welled up in me. Now, upon looking at Suzuki once again, he was really a good-looking, fashionable guy...... and didn't seem like an Otaku at all.

Since it was not good to stay silent after suddenly barging in, I started frantically,

"Well erm, as I was walking along the corridor, I suddenly heard the ED of 'K-ON Club!!', became happy and opened the door without thinking...... because I also like this song of 'K-ON Club!!'......"

I talked rapidly.

Suzuki unplugged his guitar from the amplifier, unshouldered it and placed it on a chair, and turned towards me. From his expression, it seemed like he was guarding against me.

Crap, why did I just barge in like that, he might say things like, you dare disturb my performance huh. So to speak, the atmosphere felt as if he was going to say just that. On careful thought, my actions were rather crazy.

"... you like 'K-ON Club!!'?"

But, Suzuki's question threw me off instead.

"Eh? Y-yeah."

The instant I replied that.

My right hand was strongly clasped by the right hand of Suzuki. To put it in another way, he shook my hand.

"Seriously ~! Thanks for calling out to me ~!"

Suzuki's earlier guarded face broke into a smile. His smiling face had an air of innocence.

"Out of hobby, I've been playing anime songs everyday after school and was kind of hoping, will some Otaku respond to this I wonder ~"

"Eh, is that so? You are not doing any light music club activities......"

"Well, that too, but I'm the only club member who comes for club activities."

"I see...... erm, you play anime songs everyday you say, what else can you play?"

"Aah, I can play all the songs from 'K-ON Club!!', as well as other famous anime songs and vocaloids. Since I've been practicing only anime songs since I got hooked on 'K-ON Club!!' during middle school and picked up the guitar then."

"Really!? Awesome ~!"

"I also submitted my entries to the 'Try playing anime songs on guitar' section of Nico Nico Douga."

"Eeh! Seriously!? What name did you submit them as?"

I've totally forgotten that I was blackmailed by Koigaskai to come talk to Suzuki, and became engrossed in our conversation. The reason was because, since coming to this high school, I had been living my life as a closet Otaku and could never have an Otaku conversation. Even though it was my resolve to do that, I felt extremely sad when I couldn't talk about the things I loved. I was truly happy to be able to talk about such stuff after such a long time. Besides, the fact that this was my first Otaku friend since coming to high school made me even happier.

After that, Suzuki played the anime songs I requested; we talked about Otaku stuff animatedly; linked up our portable game consoles to play games like LoveMinus and Freak Hunter, and while doing all that, time passed and it was time for the school be closed for the day.

"I'm so happy ~, this is the first time I made an Otaku friend outside of the Internet."

Suzuki said with genuine joy from his heart.

"Eh, is that so?"

"Yeah, there are also Otakus in my class you know. But, when I tried to talk to those who read manga and light novels and engage in such Otaku discussion...... asking them, hey what are you reading?, they would say, nothing!, hide their stuff and escape from me...... Is that awful? It's ostracism, totally ostracism."

Suzuki sighed sadly. This might be rude to Suzuki, but I could also totally understand the feelings of those Otaku classmates of his. With the Riajuu aura that seemed to be radiating from his entire body from his good looks, it was quite difficult to imagine that he was an Otaku. They probably thought he was there to mock them and escaped out of fear.

Following that, we left and walked to the station together, exchanged our mobile mail addresses and numbers and parted ways. Even though I was pleased to have made my first Otaku friend, as I thought about the report that I needed to make to Koigasaki, I headed home with complicated feelings.

The next day, this time round, it was me who left a note under Koigasaki's desk.

"After school, I have a report to make so come to the stairs just before the classroom. Kashiwada."

The school day ended, and I headed to the stairs which I had specified. Koigasaki was already there, adopting a daunting pose with arms folded as she waited for me.

"Did you ask Suzuki-kun? How was it?"

Immediately after I arrived at the appointed place, Koigasaki started asking me impatiently.

"Yeah, Suzuki is an Otaku. And a hardcore one."

On hearing my words, Koigasaki said,

"Seriously...... he really is one......"

With a look that clearly said that she was disappointed.

Well, her reaction was understandable. I knew that to girls, a guy being an Otaku was really a big minus point. That was why I had decided to become a closet Otaku.

Even if it was a Sweet(LOL) Gal like Koigasaki who was prejudiced against Otakus, even if the other party were a good-looking guy, once she knew that he was an Otaku, she would probably lose interest in him.

"Oh? Kasshii?"

At that moment, which could only be said to be just the right moment, Suzuki passed by. With a bag over his shoulder, he was probably on his way home. By the way, Kasshii was the nickname that Suzuki gave me yesterday.

"What a good timing! I was looking for you and you were no longer in your classroom. I was thinking of going to Akiba on my way back, you wanna join me?"

"Eh, Akiba!? Sure sure!"

As I was just thinking of going to Akiba lately, I acknowledged twice and agreed. However, after saying that, I quickly looked around me. To declare something that Otakuish at a place in the school where an indefinite number of people might pass through even when I was a closet Otaku in high school. After seeing that no one else other than us were around, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then, after remembering the existence of a certain person, I turned to look at Koigasaki.

She was clearly blushing as she gazed at Suzuki without blinking an eyelid. She was completely taken in by him. Even though she should already be used to men, she could still have such a innocent maiden look towards her unrequited love.

"Seriously, alright! It's my dream to go to Akiba with an Otaku friend!"

Suzuki smiled with child-like innocence.

"And you know, today's the launch day of Rinka's figurine! Even though I've already preordered it and there's no need to hurry, it's really best to get it on the first day right away right!? Oh yeah, Kasshii, the figurine of the Nono-san you like hasn't come out yet right? When will it be launched? Are you buying it?"

As Suzuki rambled non-stop on Otaku stuff, I could not hide my discomfort. If it were like yesterday inside the music room which acted like a secret room for me, then it would be of no consequence but, in this corridor where there was a possibility of people passing by, the one and only person who was weighed down by the atmosphere caused me to waver. As I took a glance at that one and only person, perhaps due to the shock of the person she liked rambling on and on about Otaku stuff before her, she stared at Suzuki with her eyebrows stiffened up in a contorted manner.

"Ah, sorry, are you in the middle of a conversation?"

At last, Suzuki was conscious of Koigasaki's existence.

As Koigasaki said nothing,

"No, it's fine! We are done here. See you Koigasaki-san, I'll take my leave here......"

I said to the stiffened up Koigasaki, and leaving her there, I took Suzuki with me and left the place. Since she had just asked me to verify whether Suzuki was an Otaku or not, and I had already more than fulfilled her request. If we kept on engaging our Otaku talk in front of her, even her would probably be unable to the blow of that truth in her face. After experiencing that, she probably would lose interest in Suzuki, I thought. Frankly speaking, that would be a favor to me as well. I really didn't want my friend, Suzuki, to be the prey of that bad personality of a Sweet Bitch.

That day, I went to Akihabara with Suzuki, picked up the figurine that Suzuki pre-ordered, and with that, toured around the shop looking at the figurines there. Following that, we went to a Doujin shop, and finally went to Suzuki's favorite maid cafe, and chatted with each other enthusiastically. Since Suzuki frequented Akiba more often than me, he knew the place well. After having not been to Akiba in ages, and to be able come with an Otaku friend, with a happy mood, my day came to an end.

The next day, even when I thought that I would never talk to her again, Koigasaki called out to me.

"Do you have a minute?"

I was surprised, but Kiritani who was with me was just as surprised. It was understandable, since for a flashy Gal who stood out the most in class to call out to a plain guy like me, there must be an unusual reason behind it.

Koigasaki and I left the classroom and moved to the staircase where we had our talk yesterday.

"I mean, this really piss me off! How does someone like be able to have such a fun talk with Suzuki-kun and even go hang out together after that!?"

"...... huh?"

I finally made a idiotic sound at Koigasaki's first words.

Quite certainly, Koigasaki was jealous about me being with Suzuki yesterday.

"Are you still in love with Suzuki!? You should know very well that Suzuki is a hardcore Otaku right!? But yet, why......"

"Huh? It doesn't really matter to me whether Suzuki is an Otaku or not. Rather, I'm attracted to a person who has many hobbies ~!"

"What!? Didn't you keep dissing me about how gross I am as an Otaku!?"

"Suzuki is in a completely different dimension from you, so that's natural right!"

While I didn't really get what she meant by being in a different dimension, I was clearly pissed off with that.

"I'm really envious! That Suzuki showed you that kind of smiling face...... Even though it has been such a long time since I talked to Suzuki yesterday! But oh well, I was still happy with that ~"

"Talk......? Did you guys talk yesterday?"

"'Ah, sorry, are you in the middle of a conversation?', he said to me!"

Koigasaki said enthusiastically, her overflowing happiness evident on her face.

"No, about that...... Koigasaki, you didn't reply back anything right...... So to speak, in the first place, wasn't that directed towards me......?"

"Huh!? That was totally said to me! Even though I wasn't able to say anything because I was in seventh heaven, he was super kind to be considerate of me ~!"

Seemingly not feeling like a speck of dust even though she had been treated as virtually non-existent, she was practically floating. How much of a fix did she need up there?

"So, I've thought about it. In order to be able to have that kind of fun talking to Suzuki-kun and hanging out with him after school, it's best for me to also become an Otaku!"

"...... huh?"

I was puzzled by her sudden shocking conclusion that had not made the slightest sense to me.

"Because what you have that I don't have is just 『Otaku knowledge』 right! That's why I've decided. I shall become an Otaku! So, I'll become an Otaku and become friendly with Suzuki-kun!"

"Eh, what are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying?"

I was confused, unable to understand Koigasaki's declaration.

"It's as what I've said! Anyhow, I think I shall start with that Love-something game that Suzuki-kun likes. Where can I buy that game?"

"...... huh?"

Don't kid me. How did she arrive at such a conclusion? I'd like to take a peek into this fellow's brain.

Even if heaven and earth switched places, such a Sweet(ry) couldn't possibly become an Otaku, I bet. To put it badly, it was perhaps even more difficult than me becoming a Riajuu.

"Do you think you can become an Otaku with such twisted feelings!? In the first place, you can't become an Otaku just because you want to become one! It's a process where you become one before you know it......"

"Ah- jeez- you are annoying, whatever, just tell me where I can get it."

"Where, you say...... well, normally you should be able to get it at Yodobashi or any electronic shop though......"

"Fuhn. What do you use to play that game? Playstation?"

"No, DS......"

"DS ~!? I used to have one but since I didn't play much, I gave it away...... It'll be a waste to buy it again."

I wouldn't be able to a thing about that even if you tell me. What if she wants to borrow it from me? I play DS games often, so I definitely won't want to lend it.

"If I were to buy it again for the sake of that game......"

Koigasaki murmured incessantly with a deep troubled look on her face. Well, you can just give up on playing LoveMinus.

"Hey, did Suzuki-kun mention that he is hooked on something else as well? Besides Love-something."

"Eh?"

"You talked a bunch with Suzuki-kun so you should know right!?"

"Ah-...... erm, seems like he's most hooked on a game called 『Forever Over This Blue Sky』......"

『Forever Over This Blue Sky』 was an adult (18+) PC game. A little while ago, I've also borrowed it from a friend and was hooked on it. Both the CG and music were wonderful, the scenarios were also interesting and even on the net, it was dubbed a godly game. The only thing was, according to Suzuki, that it was a pity that the ero scenes were awfully short. After hearing that kind of line, which was unexpected from one with Suzuki's appearance, I had to smile a little.

"What kind of game is that? Have you played it as well?"

I was hesitant at Koigasaki's questions.

"A-ah, yeah...... Erm well, it's a game where you get along with girls......"

"Then, isn't it the same as that Love-something?"

"No, it's similar but a little...... no, largely different......"

I couldn't really say something like, 'It's a 18+ game with ero scenes'.

"Ah, you sure are beating about the bush! What on earth is it!!"

Just before Koigasaki goes into a livid rage, I steeled my resolve, looked around me to make sure no one was around, and told her softly,

"It's an eroge....... meant for the PC."

"Huh? Eroge...... what's that?"

"Well erm, it has those kind of scenes......"

"...... those kind of scenes, what, don't tell me there are erotic scenes......!?"

I nodded silently.

"Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!?"

Koigasaki's reaction was beyond my expectations.

"You, not just that strange novel, but you also play such games!? What a hardcore pervert! Really ewwww! I really can't believe this, this is so unbelievable!"

Koigasaki suddenly distanced herself one meter away from me, and showed a disgusted face.

"You were the one who asked right!?"

If I knew she would react in this manner, I wouldn't have told her. I was awfully regretful.

"So to speak, it's not just me, but Suzuki also plays that game. Now, you know that Suzuki is the same kind of Otaku as me that you hate!?"

"It's not like I hate Otakus or anything. I only find it gross that you actually play such erotic games. Wait, you are gross."

"You are saying something really unreasonable!?"

"Well, Suzuki-kun is a guy right, so it's natural to play such games! Come to think of it, I think Suzuki-kun is seeking something other than erotic fulfillment!"

I wanted to tell her that that very Suzuki-kun had commented about how insufficient the erotic scenes were. But I didn't really want to continue our talk about eroge in such a public place.

"So, what's the name of that game?"

"...... eh?"

"If it's a PC game, I have one, so I can play it."

".................. huh!?"

I couldn't keep my mouth shut.

"Wh-what the hell are you saying...... just now you were pretty disgusted right!? Impossible, definitely!"

"I was only disgusted with you playing such games. If I play that game, I'll be able to have fun talking to Suzuki-kun right? When I think of that, it's a breeze! Hey, where can I buy that game?"

"Where, you say...... I won't say anything bad, but seriously, stop that!"

No matter what, I really wanted to stop Koigasaki from playing that game. Just from knowing about the erotic scenes, she was already so disgusted towards me, I thought it was really impossible for her to play that game. Even my light novel had already made her so disgusted, if she were to play an eroge, she would really be grossed-out and would surely dissed me like crazy.

"Hey, so tell me where I can buy it already!"

"Gweh!"

My necktie was suddenly yanked.

"Or what is it? You want others to know that you are an Otaku?"

"Wha! I get it! I'll talk! You can buy it at....... Animate or Gamers in Akiba......"

"Even if you tell me the shop's name, I won't know. Bring me there."

"Huuuhhh!?"

Did that mean I was going to go to Akiba with Koigasaki alone?

"Ah, but, those shops have a lot of Otaku guys right? Maybe it's really impossible after all......"

"Ermm hey, if you hate Otakus, then you shouldn't be getting your hands on Otaku stuff in the first place!"

"Eh? No, it's not that......"

As Koigasaki wanted to say something.

"Hey hey ~, Koigasaki-chan."

"!"

As I turned towards the voice, I saw a gaudy guy who had brown hair and wore his pants hanging from the hip.

If I was not wrong, he was in my class...... a guy called Ashida.

"Every time I called out to you, you ignored me, and yet, why are you talking with that lame guy ~?"

While saying that, he moved towards Koigasaki.

Lame guy...... he's talking about me?

Without saying a word to that guy, Koigasaki ignored him and walked towards the classroom with a quick pace.

"Hey hey."

Without knowing the reason, I just followed behind Koigasaki for now.

"Wait a minute, are you ostracizing me? How cold can you be?"

Luckily, that guy merely lamented without following us.

By the time we got back to the classroom, there was no longer anyone there.

"Hey, Koigasaki......"

I looked at Koigasaki, wanting to ask about that guy......

And saw her with a surprisingly pale face.

"H-hey...... you don't look too good. Was that guy just now someone you really hate so much? Did he do something awful to you......"

"I don't know."

"Eh......"

Koigasaki said that nonchalantly.

"He tried to talk to me several times, but I have never spoken to him once, I don't even know his name."

"...... y-you're kidding right? Then, why are you looking so pale?"

Koigasaki's reaction was not normal. Why did she behave like that towards someone who didn't have an ax to grind?

"I-It doesn't matter right! It's none of your business. And, don't come so close to me!"

I was peering into her face, seriously a little worried, and Koigasaki displayed her displeasure and put a distance away from me. On seeing her indifference, I felt pretty hurt.

"Then, I'll take my leave here......"

If the two of us continued to stay like this in a classroom alone, it would just get worse. Unable to bear with it anymore, I shouldered my bag and prepared to leave the classroom.

In the instant I put my hand on the door.

"I...... can't deal well with guys."

"....... eh?"

The words that came out of Koigasaki's mouth were a little beyond my expectations.

"Can't deal well with guys......?"

"Since from kindergarten to middle school, I've been in all girls' schools, and I have sisters in my family, so other than my father, I had never have a long conversation with any other guy......"

"...... huh!? W-Wait a minute!"

There were at least two contradictions that arose based on the information that I had.

"What?"

Koigasaki showed a sign of irritation as she interrupted.

"Then, what about the rumor that you were fooling around with guys......"

"Huh? Eh, you too know about that rumor......!?"

"Eh, well, it was something I overheard in the classroom thougn......"

So to speak, most of the class knew of it probably......

"There's a girl from class C by the name Honjou, but I can't verify it, the rumor was probably spread by her...... Besides, she has hated me since a long time ago...... Aaahh jeez! Even when I denied it, it still spread......"

Koigasaki looked down, biting her lip, mortified.

"S-so it's a false rumor huh...... ah, but, I've also heard that you were walking with a white collar worker......"

I took advantage of the opportunity to ask about everything unreservedly in order to further clear my doubts.

"Huh? White collar worker? What's that?"

Seeing her indignation, it seemed like it was something she could not remember.

"Maybe that's also spread by Honjou-san......"

"No, I think you were seen in Shibuya or something, I think it was something concrete......"

After pondering for a while, as if she remembered something, Koigasaki looked up,

"...... I often go shopping with my Dad at Shibuya though......"

"...... I'm going to ask this just in case, that Dad is your real father......"

"Of course!? What else other than that!?"

...... in other words, she was not going out with men for money for it was just a normal shopping drip between father and daughter. What a ruckus-causing rumor.

Which meant that the rumor that Koigasaki was fooling around with men was hundred percent false.

Which left one more question.

"I see...... I understand now that you don't deal well with men. But, aren't you talking incessantly with me normally?"

Even though she said that she had never talked to men for periods of time other than teachers and her father, I realized that she had rather been talking to me normally for long periods of time.

"Yeah, that's right...... I don't really get it either, but probably, I don't recognize you as a man."

On hearing that sudden, merciless surprise attack that was greatly damaging, I could not retort at all.

"When I bumped into you for the first time, it was kind of unbelievable. If it were other men, I would have gotten goosebumps just from touching alone, but surprisingly, I had no reaction towards you...... Even when we were close, I didn't blush nor feel nervous at all. And besides, I was really curious about Suzuki-kun's card, so I took a chance to call you out. And there, I was thinking, what if I couldn't talk to you after that? But, it was all a needless worry. It was quite a different experience with other guys, talking to you doesn't make my heart beat rapidly nor make my face red. It's probably because you are a lame guy, an Otaku, and your aura seemed weak, so I couldn't see you as a man and was able to talk to you normally, I think."

Koigasaki started nodding to herself, agreeing to the conclusion she seemed to have created from her own thoughts.

Lame guy, Otaku, and weak aura...... I no longer felt like rebutting all that.

"Anyhow, that's how it is with regards to that! So, won't you bring me to a shop that sells that game 『Forever Over This Blue Sky』? Ah, it's also ok for me to hand you the money and you buy it for me. Rather, that will be a big help to me."

She changed the subject back huh.

"Who will that such a thing!"

Hurting me with those words, and going to make me her errand boy, this woman was really a devil. After reaching this point, it sounded like I was in dire danger of setting the flag that would start my high school life of becoming her errand boy.

"I'm just asking you to bring me to the game shop, do you really dislike it that much? And to think I'm asking you so earnestly!"

It was not like I dislike bringing you there. It was just that I dislike lending a hand to this self-centered, oppressive girl. I wanted to try saying that.

"...... I get it. If you are so against it, I won't ask you anymore."

Koigasaki murmured with a frightfully lowered voice.

"See ~ you! Perverted hardcore Otaku-kun!"

After saying that in an angry tone, Koigasaki picked up her bag and stood up from her seat.

The instant I heard her say that, my back froze.

That's right, this fella had caught hold of my weakness. I wouldn't know when my Otaku secret would get leaked out.

"Jeez, I get it! I'll accompany you! I'll go!"

I steeled my resolve and struck my hands onto the table with a sound. I was already desperate.

"Ah, really? That'll be really a big help ~"

With a devilish smile, Koigasaki said shamelessly.

Koigasaki wanted us to go right there immediately, but I stopped her saying that there was no way we could buy an adult(18+) game in our school uniforms, and on Friday which was tomorrow, the very first day of Golden Week, the two of us would meet at the Electric Town Exit of Akihabara station in our most adult-looking casual wear.

How did it come to this? Even though I just wanted to spend my high school days peacefully.

While I was feeling totally melancholic that day, I suddenly realized this truth.

A guy and a girl meeting up on a holiday...... this was a Riajuu situation that I've always yearned for...... simply speaking, wasn't this a date?

...... no, wait, forget that. I would be damned if this could be called a date.

While it was of course my first time to be going out with a girl alone, I was merely accompanying Koigasaki. The other party probably had not the slightest such thought, and it would be embarrassing if I got found out I had even considered it a little.

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April 29, Friday, 12.45 pm.

While feeling embarrassed, I waited nervously in front of the gantry area of the Electric Town Exit of Akihabara station fifteen minutes before the appointed time.

Be it due to other party being a Gal who was quite the opposite of the type that I liked, be it I was accompanying that Gal in shopping for her own stuff, to be able going out together with a female classmate alone...... it was natural that I was nervous. By the way, the night before, I lay on the bed for three hours without falling asleep, how lame could I be?

After listening to the Vocaloid collection which to me were godly for ten minutes, just five minutes before the appointed time, Koigasaki appeared.

"Ah, aren't you early?"

As I looked at Koigasaki in her casual clothes on hearing that, I was lost for words.

She was wearing a leopard-print one-piece blouse, netting tights, a fluffy hat like a Russian, and high boots.

"You, that outfit......"

"Adult-like outfit right? I borrowed everything from my big sister."

Adult-like, it's more like a flashy Gal. It totally didn't match Koigasaki's kiddy face. Her make-up was even thicker than what she wore in school, and her hair was even more curled than usual.

"Rather, what's with your outfit......"

I didn't have any brothers I could borrow clothes from, so I selected the most adult-like clothes that I had...... rather, they were plain ones.

"Lame...... like an old man......"

"What the hell! Like an old man, then it fits the criteria of adult-like so it's ok!"

"...... well, that's true...... Where did you buy your clothes?"

"Eh...... either my parents bought it for me...... or I will buy them when I go Taiē or Yōkatō......"

"...... I can't believe you......"

Koigasaki looked over my entire body as if I were a rare animal.

"You are annoying! Just leave me alone!"

Unable to bear with the gaze of Koigasaki, my feelings somewhat hurt, I started walking.

On exiting the left side of the station, there were many people coming to and fro on the street of Akihabara. Most of them were guys.

"Gasp."

Koigasaki's earlier self-assuredness took a sudden change, her eyebrows knitted on seeing the street of Akihabara.

"Let's see, the closest place that sells eroge would be...... Gamers."

Upon coming out of the Electric Town exit, I immediately decided that we would go purchase a copy of 『Forever Over This Blue Sky』 at a Gamers. After seeing the state of Koigasaki, I concluded that it was not a good idea to walk around too much.

"Please come support us."

A staff of a maid cafe was distributing fliers to us, but it seemed like Koigasaki did not have the leisure to even take it.

But it was still fine up till here. Even though I was fearful, Koigasaki didn't really look that terrible.

In the instant we entered Gamers.

"Hey, there's a lot of people......"

The number of customers at Gamers on a holiday was huge. Of course, most of them were male customers. Koigasaki's words trailed off and her face turned pale.

"Hey, look at you, how would you be able to buy it?"

"Eh, t-this is nothing. Since my final goal is to become an Otaku, I have to bear with this."

Her determination was admirable, but I was worried whether she could really bear with it and carried that out.

"Uwah what's with these erotic pictures...... do they sell this normally? Wait, doesn't this shop carry a sweet fragrance? What's this? Air freshener?"

The interior of the shop was pasted with illustrations of girls whose panties were showing or were scantily-clad, and on seeing them, Koigasaki's disgust flowed out. And she started finding fault with even the smell of the shop.

I wanted to take the elevator to level six where eroge were sold, but on seeing that the elevator were filled with male customers, "I will take the stairs......", Koigasaki murmured. Take the stairs till level six huh, are you serious?

Left with no choice, I accompanied her, and the both of us climbed the stairs in silence. The male customers who were coming down and who passed by us gave glances to Koigasaki. Flashy Gal fashion like hers which were seldom seen in Gamers completely stood out.

"We've arrived......"

Finally reaching the sixth floor, Koigasaki sighed out.

The customers on the sixth floor were comparatively less than that of the first floor.

"It's probably here......"

I brought Koigasaki to the corner where eroge were sold.

Much harsher difficulties awaited Koigasaki there.

"Wh-what's this! What's with these pictures!"

Before us were adult(18+) games on display. Seeing those erotic illustrations which were a notch 'richer' than those illustrations of the light novel I was reading, Koigasaki said,

"Somehow...... I'm not feeling too well......"

After getting too much of a shock, her turned pale and quivered.

"And to top it off, all the people on this floor...... are guys......."

"Wasn't it the same at level one?"

"No, besides me, there were still a few girls at level one...... This level...... I'm the only girl......"

Koigasaki was filled with despair as she looked around her.

"Didn't I warn you about this before? Well, it's bothersome, I'll go buy it."

I thought it was definitely impossible for Koigasaki in her current state to bring a 'rich' eroge from among the merchandise it's displayed with to the cashier.

"...... no, I'll buy it! Since I've already come all the way here, I'll buy it with my own hands!"

Even though she looked as if she was going to puke, she still headed towards the eroge corner display. What amazing guts she had...... she was that much in love with Suzuki......

I immediately found 『Forever Over This Blue Sky』 from the line of best-sellers in the eroge corner, and I passed it to Koigasaki. Koigasaki drew back when she saw the packaging illustrations, but, she steeled her resolve and carried it to the cashier. Looking at her back, she somehow seemed indomitable...... huh?

After exchanging a few words with the shop staff, Koigasaki came back in low spirits. With the game in her hands.

"I was told to show something that can verify my age......"

I could understand why, with Koigasaki's out-of-place fashion and her guileless face, it was simply hard to see her as someone who's eighteen or above.

"Well, that's a natural......"

"You liar! You said that I can buy the game by coming here right!?"

To Koigasaki, to come all the way here and carry the game to the cashier was probably a tough thing to do. After having her efforts come to naught in an instant, she complained to me with a half-teary face.

"Argh, I get it! Let's change the place! We should be able to buy it there......"

I decided to head to another place to buy the game. If it's the place where I normally buy my eroge, age verification would not be needed.

"You should have brought me to that shop in the first place!"

"I thought you didn't want to walk too much, so I thought we should just get it at the Gamers nearest the station."

While arguing, we walked out of Gamers onto the main road. Seemingly afraid of the many man who were coming to and fro, Koigasaki kept quiet throughout.

"Hey, aren't we there yet?"

"About three more minutes."

We single-mindedly walked along the main road and reached our destination shop. From its appearance, it was evident that it was an eroge specialist shop.

"Uwah......"

I could hear the soft murmur of Koigasaki. Compared to the Gamers earlier, there were even more illustrations of scantily dressed beautiful girls pasted both outside and inside the shop. On seeing them, as expected, Koigasaki's expression became even more contorted before and her face didn't look too good.

"Alight, I'll buy it so pass me your purse."

"Eh...... ehh? Aah......"

I look the purse from the dumbfounded Koigasaki, and entered the shop, intending to finish it off quickly. This time round, Koigasaki didn't act tough and go 'I'll buy it'. she probably understood that it was impossible for her to enter this ero-paradise-like shop.

I immediately found the targeted 『Forever Over This Blue Sky』 and brought it to the cashier. As usual, without being asked for any age verification, I easily bought it.

"Here."

I returned to the Koigasaki who looked like a lost kid outside the shop and passed her the eroge.

"You're kidding, yo managed to buy it this quickly!?"

"Because this shop doesn't require age verification."

Koigasaki took the bag containing the eroge happily, and put it inside her big bag that she was shouldering.

"When I was asked to verify my age, I thought that there's no way I'll be able to buy it ~"

After getting the game she wanted, she immediately went back to her old self and her mood became good. The color returned to her face as well. Thank goodness that she was such a simple fellow.

Following that, we headed straight to the station.

"After this, I'm meeting my friends at Shinjuku at three, there's surprisingly quite a lot of time left ~"

On my side, I was super nervous about today's appointment, but yet, Koigasaki had two dates on the same day. As expected of a Riajuu. The appointment with me was after all probably just something additional.

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"Well, so I'll be taking the Yamanote line."

"Aah, see you."

I said goodbye readily, turned my back towards her and started walking towards the platform where my homebound train would be.

"Ah, Kashiwada."

And was suddenly stopped by her words.

Even though I felt that something was out of place, I turned around.

I see, all this while, she had been calling me 'Otaku', and this was the first time she had called me by my name and there was what felt out of place.

"Thank you."

Said Koigasaki.

She said just that in a brusque manner and left.

It was such a sudden thing that I was swayed.

That devil-like girl, that self-centered Koigasaki said her thanks. It seemed like she still had a bit of a human's heart left.

With complicated feelings, I took my home-bound train and went home.

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