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The duke at the top is considered to be a class equal to a demon king, and the marquis Zolgia follows its rank.
 
The duke at the top is considered to be a class equal to a demon king, and the marquis Zolgia follows its rank.
   
The enemy is too powerful to fight head-to-head. If we decide him to fight head on, the only method that we have is striking his weak point to win. But this is expected by the other party as well.
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The enemy is too powerful to fight head-to-head. If we decide him to fight head on, the only method that we have is striking his weak point to win. But this is expected by the other party as well.If Zolgia is only aiming at Mio, there will be a chance to avoid a battle.
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—However, That’s all Basara can affirm.
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Zolgia killed Mio’s parents. For her, he is an enemy whom she should hate above all.
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And the reason why Naruse Mio fights— is to avenge the murder of her parents by that demon. ……Besides
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Basara knew that Mio, who lives under the same roof, sometimes have nightmares in the middle of the night. On a certain day… suddenly, the daily life of a normal girl, was deprived of her important family. And then she was told that she was the daughter of the Demon King’s predecessor and her life was aimed because she inherited his power.
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It is easy to imagine how much of a terrible shock she felt. Mio is not strong at all. She was different from Basara who received ample training. Still, Mio did not yield to the tragedy before her, she confronted it, and no matter what it takes, Tojo Basara will do anything to protect her.
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Although he stopped being a hero and he had lost the mission to fight and protect the world, the only family living under the same roof at the very least — Mio and Maria, as well as Yuki, he will protect it till the end. Thus,
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“Ha〜 is this is no good, this is already no good at all. Your still too lukewarm. It is that side effects of pressure-free education was reaching to such a place possibly. Totally deplorable. I am anxious about the future of this country"
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Even though she’s too devoted to her instincts, this loli-ero-succubus is an important family. For once, he will tolerate it with a big heart— for the big brother’s love larger than the sea.
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“Excuse me Basara-san. I cant stand it any longer. for a moment, I want to those guys the love that uses maple syrup!”
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“Wait. Where on earth did you take that bottle from?!”
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Even the face of the Buddha with a lot of patience has limits!
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Maria then blinked her eyes full of surprise,
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"Eh? Well, because there is no cake to smear and caress them with”
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“Are you an idiot? It’s almost the same as what happened in my dream”
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“? What dream?”
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“……eh? No, what kind of reaction is that….”
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Maria referred it as “smeared cake caress”. After the day Basara moved in to Hijirigasaki Academy and his reunion with Yuki, Basara and Mio bathed together for the sake of proving and strengthening his trust to her. However, certainly he took a batch with Mio and Maria, but because he spout a nosebleed and fell down when Mio washed his back by her chest, Basara expected that the cake part should have been a dream. However, if Maria recalled as well….
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“Ah, that’s right, it’s a dream, right, doing things like that….”
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“What a minute, what the hell is that?"

Revision as of 15:08, 13 April 2015

Runaway of the Loli - Ero - Succubus (Incomplete)

Part 1

School life. A set of repetition of fundamental routines.

Waking up in the morning, going to school, attending class, coming home.

It can be said that these routines range from persons who work diligently in extracurricular activities after school, or friends and lovers enjoying their youth in side trips.

--that aside, there are also a few “extraordinary” ones attending school life.

It is an annual event of a series of existing valuable opportunities.

Second semester will begin in less than a month.

The visit of the early autumn was felt in the early morning and midnight every day, as the Hijirigasaka Academy HR made announcements of the upcoming events.

“—I think everyone already knows it, but – the next month's Sports Festival will be held next month.” Mamoru Sakazaki, the homeroom teacher said it as students took glances of the print-outs handed to them containing the outline of the sports festival.

“To the new LHR, please take into consideration the participants in each event. Just in case, please elect some candidates because participating in an event according to what they like is a little too much.”

For a big event coming up, the faces of the students are divided into about three. The person who looks forward to it as an event. The person who on the contrary, dislikes it as if it is troublesome. And the person who isn't particularly interested.

“And— this time we will decide the committee for the sports festival. The staff will be composed of a boy and a girl.” However, when the class heard the words that Sakazaki uttered, the majority of the class’ faces became plainly seemed to be of dislike. With an honest reaction like that in the classroom, Sakazaki gave a wry smile.

“Don’t make faces of disagreeing. By the way, is there anyone who wants to volunteer?”

While when the whole class returns silence, Sakazaki thrusts both hands to the teacher's desk.

“Then so be it. You can nominate others if you desire. However, it’s not a bad thing to work as a staff in the school events. Incentives will be given to those who worked hard properly and it will be added according to work. If you are aiming for entrance into a school of a higher grade on the recommendation now is a good chance.”

“Mamo-chan sensei〜. How advantageous does the point addition of the school report increase my chance for an entrance examination?”

Sakazaki gave a shrug with a little smile as he answered the question one of the girls gave.

“That is up to your best efforts. But unlike the usual achievement test in entrance examinations, as for the examination for the recommendation to higher schools, the human nature is tested too. That is one of the purposes considered an advantage and the student council is in favor of that as well. And remember things like surprising and valuable opportunities appeal in terms of people who think positively.”

Then the chime rings. Sakazaki sets the attendance register with a tap to the desk and said with a laugh.

“Talk is over— though the first lesson was physical education, I am sorry the lecture became longer.”

Unlike normal class, preparations for physical education take more of a given period of time. Because change of clothes to the physical exercise clothes are necessary.

However, while a boy is taking out the gym clothes from the locker in the corridor, a girl has started movement to something like the plastic bag in her hands.

“Are the girl’s gym uniforms okay?”

“... Alright, because I didn’t use it today.”

Yuuki nodded as Basara asks along the corridor, and

“As I said, Basara, we are going to pool today.”

Suddenly, a voice came from the side without knowing it.

“…Aa, is that so.”

There is the swimming pool lesson that is done to except only in summer as one of the characteristic of Hijirigasaki Academy. This is because facilities for swimming including the sauna to warm the body in an indoor warm water pool are substantial.

“Although I already told you yesterday, you have already forgotten?”

“My bad. I was a bit careless.”

As Basara makes an excuse to Mio who knits her eyebrow, Yuuki tilts her head to the side, looking puzzled.

“…though Naruse-san and I showed you our bathing suit appearance last night?”

“O-Oi, Yuuki”

“Nonaka!”

The fact that Nonaka spurted out caused Basara and Mio to be startled. Then,

“————“

Threatening atmosphere was born immediately behind Basara. Yes, probably this is a thirst for blood. Unable look back for the fear of seeing it, but, as for Basara, he is surely glared — now by other boys probably.

Not just Basara and Mio, Today was the fifth day Yuuki lived together with us. The fact, it was already well known not only in the class but the whole academy. ...... Well, I might say that it can't be helped... it cannot be kept a secret forever either.

Feeling jealousy from the other boys in the class, Basara while thinking of it sighed for a while. In Hijirigasaki Academy, beautiful girls like Naruse Mio and Nonaka Yuuki are unmatched in the academy.

Since I live with such two people, such small amount of envying it should be acceptable. In fact I had already seen the swimsuit figures of Yuki and Mio. …So it was.

Basara recalled the reason why he forgot the swimming lessons of Mio and Yuki. At the same time he wanted to forget it altogether. That Yuki and Mio have come to show the swimsuit to him, because of that loli-ero-succubus living together with them. And that devil and her naughty mischief was carried out as expected and turned it into a swimsuit fashion show.

Regrettable. Last night Mio and Yuki on his mind. Moreover the images overlapped of the two people right before his eyes right now. Therefore, Basara blushed and looked down as he took out the gym uniform in the locker.

“See you later, both of you. Takigawa, Lets go.”

“Hee? Ah oh yeah… so fast!? That’s dangerous, Basacchi, whats the rush!?”

He caught the arm of Takigawa in his rapid speech, and rushed at the corridor ignoring his surprise and tried to walk in a brisk manner. Mio and Yuki stared at them with blank expressions and left the other boys glaring at them behind. It is dangerous to recall what happened last night any further.

A nosebleed before the start of physical education and going to the infirmary is too early, whatever the circumstances may be.

When he changes his clothes, Tojou Basara keeps in mind that he must not be noticed by the public as much as possible. —The reason is five years ago.

It is because of the ghastly traces of serious wounds he suffered in his whole body when the tragedy attacked the village of the hero clan. Therefore to surroundings where the truth cannot be spoken, he made excuses that he suffered a road accident when he was young.

The door of the steel locker was opened, and as he took off the buttons and opened the front of his shirt,

“no matter how many times I see those scars I always feel amazed.”

Takigawa said in a heartily tone beside him as he also changes his gym uniform.

"The wound that I suffered when I was in the village has a long story, but was a very terrible incident."

Takikawa who is from the demon clan, with Basara who is a former Hero clan, knows the past when the ‘village’was attacked.

“What? I have changed already.”

As the second semester being over and the start of the summer vacation in the Hijirigasaki Academy, as well as the time that has passed when Basara transferred to this school for about one month, He was finished fabricating the lie. About the muscles that covered his entire body, he told that when it was because of consistent training of the rehabilitation after the accident.

That said, it cannot change the fact that it is not comfortable to look at. Therefore, to avoid exposing his body Like this to everone, Basara used the locker in the far end of the room. Changing his school uniform to gym uniform, Basara took the hanger and hanged his uniform and put it into his locker.

“Hm, you sure have it hard.” “What do you mean?”

Said Takigawa as he finished changing his clothes and he was asked back absentmindedly.

“Nah… does Basacchi’s village, have these various kind of injuries? However, including Nonaka, the colleagues that had come to the other day had beautiful and unscathed bodies. Do they have a good medicine or they have some kind of witch doctor there? And yet, Basacchi’s scars does not disappear. Besides Basacchi, Would there have been a fellow who had been rolled in an identical accident? That would be terrible.”

Basara turned speechless to those words.

Although he had allied with Takigawa, he did not tell him about the tragedy that occurred five years ago.

It is because he cannot talk about it recklessly. He can lose more than just that. As a result, Basara haven’t told Mio and Maria the detailed explanation of that incident.

However, Takigawa may guess it according to Basara’s circumstances. Therefore,

“It can’t be helped. For I’m the one who caused the problem”

Basara said as he closed the door of the locker and looked up — at the sky outside the window.

His thoughts drifted in a remote hometown faraway.

On the road of asphalt seen from the window, a little girl whom he recognized skipped by.

“Wha—?!“

Basara uttered unintentionally, clinged at the window in a panic, and threw It open as he leaned forward. Then at the corner of his eyes the back figure of the little girl who passed by outside the men’s locker room turned to the side.

Ahead was the entrance of the school building. And the little girl entered at the hall in a composed manner. The profile of the girl was seen smiling at a moment, and a violent, nasty premonition swells up.

“What’s up with you, Basara?”

“This is bad, Takigawa. I suddenly felt a headache and felt dizzy, so I’m gonna excuse myself rom PE class. Just put a clever act to the teacher for me!”

Uttered Basara as he jumped out of the boy’s locker room.

Part 2

Naruse Maria entered the Hijirigasaki Academy school building and arrived at the target location.She had set foot on the classroom of Basara and the others.

Although there is a bit of distance from the entrance to the classroom, Maria was never questioned by anyone. Before entering the school grounds, a magic invisible to the public eye was performed. Within normal humans, demons like Maria are invisible.

“uhm— oh here it is, his seat.”

Maria strode along the classroom with light steps, and stopped in front of a certain seat.

She pulled out the chair and sit down, and pulled a satisfied nod.

“so this is Basara-san’s seat? Im sure in class he’s always, in a delusion of doing it, I wonder? Mou~ Basara-san teba~”

Maria did a rude remark without permission, and laughed.

“For Basara-san to do such things, Here I go, my lovely, magical, fantastic ma—“

“—There will be no such method!”

Suddenly a strike came from the rear.

“Ouch! Wha— Why is Basara-san here? You shuld be attending PE lessons right now!”

With an astonished expression, the loli-ero-succubus looked back. At that moment,

“Really, this fellow."

In spite of her childish appearance, upon witnessing her in the front of his eyes, Naruse Maria is a girl that have both cuteness and sexiness combined, Toujou Basara groaned unintentionally in his heart. Because of this, he cannot relax his guard against her. While having a pure childish body and mind with innocence, these women’s charms strongly stimulate a man’s instinct at the same time. Basara, while surpressing the disturbance that he felt,

“…I saw your figure from the window of the locker room. Because of that I departed from being present in class.”

While being told, Maria‘s face seemed joyful right away,

“Haha—n. Mou Basara-san teba-, so worried about me that he decided to cut class”

“Aa, I totally felt more dead than alive—If I were to leave you alone I predicted that you might start something bad. — And? What on earth are you doing in another person’s desk?”

“I was going to cast a magic that will make girls want to rub their most sensitive parts in these four corners of the desks”

“What kind of harassment was that!”

“eh? Don’t you want a 5 person orgy in your desk?”

I don’t! and I prefer the normal desk!”

Maria felt at loss, then

“How regrettable. It will surely be the best in school, a desk to whom everyone can form a line and do it”

There cannot be a waiting for such worst line. To go to that extent is like a painting of a scene in hell, it seems.

“Good grief… to think that you came here suddenly, Is too strange for a funny mischief?"

“Eh? No, Never! Never! Pardon me Basara-san. But what do you think of me for?"

“……………………”

“How cruel! That silence, what an impolite response!”

Maria said, becoming furious.

"Time passes very much before you came. For Mio-sama, I came to confirm whether there is a problem or not and to confirm her safety. Because I haven’t done these things for a long time after you came, even I intend to look in various ways.”

“Indeed. You have a point…”

“Yes. Ah, I had made you cut your long awaited class, Basara-san, If you like, do you want me to keep company? Together the confirmation can be more effective."

“Although I don’t really mind skipping class and it’s not really “long awaited”. You have a point. It is better if we go together…. However it will be bad when found loitering around the campus during lessons”

“In case we are discovered we must make sure to be prepare ourselves, isn’t it? Furthermore Basara is a former member of the Hero clan. You know how to neutralize your own presence in the public, right?”

“That is, even though I can erase my presence well…. Why will you go far to that extent?”

It is natural that their existence must not be known to the world, so one of the basic skills that the hero clan must learn is the way to erase their presence by the general public. At present, it is used when sneaking in hell, etc. and it is possible for Basara and Yuki to act secretly where no one will found out.

“It is for Mio-sama’s sake.” She said with a straight face. After meditating for a little while,

“Understood. I’ll go with you.”

Basara replied with a nod— one minute after that.

“……Oi, Maria”

A low call originated from a regretful Tojo Basara.

Basara just now, is in front of the place that Maria said to be visited to confirm Mio’s security. To make sure that the security is top priority, Basara joined to the company for investigation, which is to men’s forbidden domain— the girls’ toilet.

“What are you hesitating yourself for, Basara-san. “

“Errrr….. that is not the problem here.”

With a suppressed voice, the loli-ero-succubus declared calmly.

“No. That is the problem here. Basara-san, what on earth are you ashamed of? Toilets are spaces with half-closed rooms. If we let our guard down, the enemy will have a chance to make things even during the opportunity. Here is the place most likely to be targeted. Yet why are you not doing it? Basara-san, don’t tell me you would not intend to help me if there is a chance Mio-sama will be attacked in the restroom?”

No….. its not like that.”

“Then, in preparation for an emergency, how are you supposed to act if you don’t know what’s happening in the inside?”

“No. In case of rough situations I would certainly hear it from you to know it, and…”

“Hearing a hundred times cannot match a glance. What would you do to be absolutely sure without really seeing it?"

Maria sighed with a mix of disappointment.

“……understood”

Basara nodded due to lack of excuses. Certainly in the situation where danger approaches, there should be no composure to feel shame and hesitation. If you think of Mio first, It is necessary to take into consideration the privacy from her daily life. But it won’t allow him to ensure the security as much as possible if he doesn’t do it. Therefore, Tojo Basara made up his mind and set foot to the ladies room. Of course it’s his first time to experience this. The moment when the first step had set foot in the floor — a sense of guilt invaded the forbidden domain and rose all at once to Basara.

“….Oh, you will be suspended from school at least if you’re discovered.”

It is a suspension from school for the worst reason, too. Such things as cutting classes and invading the ladies’ room, the mental damage is too unreasonable. However, when Basara went forward with a second step, he switched thinking somehow.

“What will become of this……” And Basara called out his thoughts as he turned around and gazed at the ladies’ room for the first time of his life.

“How is it? How much is it different from your imagination?”

“…..well”

There are still some errors of what he had imagined it to be. The purpose this time is to crush that error.

“Basara-san, please check on the private rooms just to make sure.”

And as Maria suggested, Basara checked out of necessity the private rooms one by one. He checked every door and see to it that there are no problems, even the keys.

“It is over… There is no problem here.”

“Eh— you have checked them already? Is there something or some places you are worried about?"

It seems that she’s disappointed. But it seems that Maria doesn’t want to back down.

“There doesn’t seem to be any particular….No, — I just want to confirm one last thing just to be sure”

“Ooh, Basara-san took interest in the womens’ toilet? Please, by all means tell me anything!”

“whats with the useless delight…… No, well it is not really a great thing. There it is in the middle of the private rooms, what is that? A small trash bin? I saw it from the first time I entered the room.”

“Ha……? Basara-san, you don’t know what that is? Even though youre already a high school student?”

“What? Is it strange if I don’t know what that is even though I’m a high school student?”

Not knowing anything at all as he asked asked Maria again, Basara’s instincts felt uneasy.

“No, I don’t mean it to be that way…..ah, Basara-san born in a very faraway land, so there is a possibility that you don’t know it….”

Maria said as she voiced her thoughts, then she put her both hands on her cheeks as it reddened before long.

“Uwaaa〜 it cant be, I have discovered the pure side of Basara-san! Even though he does all that kinds of things to Mio-sama. Uhm, you really don’t know what that is?”

“My bad… unfortunately the men’s room does not have such thing.”

“It’s obvious. Because that is exclusively for women’s use only.”

“Is that so…..? However there is no such thing in the bathroom at the house”

“Its because if Basara stays in, Mio-sama and Yuuki-san will be too embarrassed to use it.”

“…. Embarrassed? Then why would such a thing be in a restroom?”

“Iyaa〜n, You really have no idea, Basara-san? You are really a pure boy!”

“Hey, your voice is too loud!”

“It’s alright. My voice cannot be heard by ordinary people!”

“Its still too risky. Whatever the answer is, please tell me already!”

I want to leave this place already. Before somebody else enter during class!

“Please wait a moment. This also concerns Basara-san’s stepping up to adulthood. Having you know the truth behind that thing is one of the most fascinating development ever, as I spent a conference with my mind”

“Don’t say such foolish things—“

Basara was about to say, but his words were interrupted.

All of a sudden, Maria’s expressions changed completely, and alertly looked up at the ceiling.

“_____________”

“What happened?”

Basara took a glance at the ceiling with a serious look, but no abnormality was found. However,

“This sign—“

Just like that, Maria rushed out from the ladies room with a flick.

“O, Oi…. Maria?”

While chasing her in a hurry, Basara felt nervous and impatient.

It is still at the height of the first period now. Though the time is nearing its margin.

Don’t tell me, an enemy came?

Several steps ahead—Running up the stairs, Maria s not her usual state. While going up to the last step of stairs, however, before the door that continues to the rooftop Maria’s movement stopped at once.

“……………….”

In front of these eyes which held their breath unintentionally.

Maria with a serous face, turned the knob and the door to the rooftop was opened.

Having followed Maria to the top of the school building, Basara continued to climb to the rooftop, an uninhabited space.

—However, it doesn’t solve the tension Basara has right now.

There are plenty of places becoming the blind spot including the shade of a cooling tower and the water tank.

And, above all, though its faint, there are signs of breathing of other people other than Basara and Maria.

— The partner seemed to be in the other side of the huge outside-like plane somehow or other.

Therefore Maria and Basara exchanged nods, and started a course of action.

While going around to the side of the outside plane, at first, Maria peeked with only her face to watch the state over there,

“(BINGO. As expected, it was here after all.)”

To those words uttered in a whisper, Basara’s throat reacted with a gulp. Judging from the sign, there are two people from the other side, apparently. According to Takigawa, With the exception of Zolgia, he has one more tricky subordinate. Honestly, fighting against two high ranking demon families is impossible,… to attack, we should have at least a single clue for a counterattack.

Toujou Basara wished for in his mind, as he peeks his head above Maria’s, and he saw it. The two high ranking demons in his imagination — weren’t there.

“….Say, Maria”

“What is it, Basara-san? Your voice is too loud. The other side might notice.”

“What on earth was that….?”

Basara just now, witnessed something unbelievable in his eyes. He asked the question to to make sure.

“ha? You have seen it and still don’t know? That’s something called “slipping out of the classroom to cut class, A couple who seeks ecstasy and thrill by secretly making a love affair in the rooftop” situation”

“……Is that so? For me, it was a great chance of misinterpretation”

His high hopes were cut off. The serous atmosphere in him left a while ago.

“Don’t tell me…. that was some kind of sucubbus magic?”

“Oh dear, don’t make a wrong idea Basara-san. If I use my charm magics, that kind, won’t end with such simple and innocent behavior —“

Hahaha. What kind of pride was that. I want to hit this loli right now — for her to feel the love his older brother as much as he want, with a hammer. As Basara’s right fist emmited a hot aura, however, the movement was suddenly stopped.

Peeping at the state where you can see her eyes glitter, Maria on the other side feels happy.

“Oh dear.”

Tojo Basara’s strength was drained. And as he retracted his face, he leaned at the back side of the open place, thinking while looking up in the sky— Am I a little too eager?

As Takigawa said, Zolgia was aiming for Mio, and somehow it felt like I lost my composure for some reason. However, it may be just an excusable case.

—As for the story of Takigawa, he said that Zolgia is a high ranking demon with a considerable power. Is he a certain noble class in Middle Ages? A duke? Marquis? Earl? Viscount? Baron? — The five ranks of nobility. It is adopted depending on fighting power and power among the devil groups.

The duke at the top is considered to be a class equal to a demon king, and the marquis Zolgia follows its rank.

The enemy is too powerful to fight head-to-head. If we decide him to fight head on, the only method that we have is striking his weak point to win. But this is expected by the other party as well.If Zolgia is only aiming at Mio, there will be a chance to avoid a battle.

—However, That’s all Basara can affirm.

Zolgia killed Mio’s parents. For her, he is an enemy whom she should hate above all.

And the reason why Naruse Mio fights— is to avenge the murder of her parents by that demon. ……Besides

Basara knew that Mio, who lives under the same roof, sometimes have nightmares in the middle of the night. On a certain day… suddenly, the daily life of a normal girl, was deprived of her important family. And then she was told that she was the daughter of the Demon King’s predecessor and her life was aimed because she inherited his power.

It is easy to imagine how much of a terrible shock she felt. Mio is not strong at all. She was different from Basara who received ample training. Still, Mio did not yield to the tragedy before her, she confronted it, and no matter what it takes, Tojo Basara will do anything to protect her.

Although he stopped being a hero and he had lost the mission to fight and protect the world, the only family living under the same roof at the very least — Mio and Maria, as well as Yuki, he will protect it till the end. Thus,

“Ha〜 is this is no good, this is already no good at all. Your still too lukewarm. It is that side effects of pressure-free education was reaching to such a place possibly. Totally deplorable. I am anxious about the future of this country"

Even though she’s too devoted to her instincts, this loli-ero-succubus is an important family. For once, he will tolerate it with a big heart— for the big brother’s love larger than the sea.

“Excuse me Basara-san. I cant stand it any longer. for a moment, I want to those guys the love that uses maple syrup!”

“Wait. Where on earth did you take that bottle from?!”

Even the face of the Buddha with a lot of patience has limits!

Maria then blinked her eyes full of surprise,

"Eh? Well, because there is no cake to smear and caress them with”

“Are you an idiot? It’s almost the same as what happened in my dream”

“? What dream?”

“……eh? No, what kind of reaction is that….”

Maria referred it as “smeared cake caress”. After the day Basara moved in to Hijirigasaki Academy and his reunion with Yuki, Basara and Mio bathed together for the sake of proving and strengthening his trust to her. However, certainly he took a batch with Mio and Maria, but because he spout a nosebleed and fell down when Mio washed his back by her chest, Basara expected that the cake part should have been a dream. However, if Maria recalled as well….

“Ah, that’s right, it’s a dream, right, doing things like that….”

“What a minute, what the hell is that?"