Editing Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari:Web Chapter 270

==The Pig King==

The next day.

Witch was successfully transported, and Motoyasu returned by portal. I was made to watch the Guro movie of Witch being violated by Faubley’s Pig King.

Some of the king’s soldiers are here as well.

Apparently, they’re here to confirm that I watched the video.

Even I didn’t want to watch it alone. I brought Ren, Motoyasu, and Itsuki along to do a private screening of it.

The soldiers cautioned me that it wasn’t a pretty recording.

Well, Raphtalia and Rishia are watching as well.

Female Knight… would be dangerous to show it to, so I drove her away.


“Hero of the Shield-san, are you watching~?”


Uwah… It’s a fat, wrinkly, pig-like fatty.

I think he resembles something.

Ah, he looks like that monster that appeared in that famous movie about wars in space.

How old is he? He’s definitely older than Trash, but his terrible looks take away any age-distinguishing features.

It’s like he’s an ageless demon.


“Noooooooo!” (Witch)


Witch screams out.


“You’re being loud. Like this, I can’t send a message to Hero of the Shield-san.”


He violently grabs her by the hair, and swings the naked Witch around.


“Ugu… Noooooo!” (Witch)


It seems that at this point, Witch can do nothing but scream.

For some reason, it puts my heart at ease.


“I told you to shut up.”


With his chubby hands, he grabs Witch’s neck. His motions seem highly practiced.

Oy, that’s the movements used to break a chicken’s neck.


“Ah… ku…”


Witch resists with her life on the line, but to no avail. Eventually, bubbles start coming out of her mouth, and she faints.

After that, the Pig King enthusiastically introduced himself, and awoke Witch with slaps to the face. The Guro scenes followed.

It was a mix of a health video featuring the copulation of pigs, and an overly sadistic snuff film.

If you made something like this in my old works, it would be a matter left to the police.

I was right to bar the others from viewing it.

Melty may have been fine, but Kiel and Taniko would be shaking in their boots.

Regardless, this would cause quite a few traumas, so I probably won’t watch it if he sends another.


“Uu…” (Ren)


Within three minutes, Ren was covering his mouth and breathing deeply.

He and Raphtalia left the room together.

Though I feel it’s revolting as well.

How about Motoyasu, Itsuki, and Rishia?


“Fu-fufufun-” (Motoyasu) <ref>TL: Humming SFX</ref>


Motoyasu is… spreading out a sheet of paper, and sketching.

When I peek over to see what he’s drawing, I’m not surprised to find that it is Firo.

To be able to draw while witnessing this footage, I’m amazed. I honestly want to admire him.

Now wait, he’s not even watching.

When I’m feeling this unpleasant, he’s humming and singing…


“Don’t get distracted. Just watch.” (Naofumi)

“What’s so fun about watching pigs mate? And I’ve already seen the scene happen, Father-in-Law.” (Motoyasu)

“So you can remain cool while watching this?” (Naofumi)

“It’s not really different from watching monsters get killed. Hahaha.” (Motoyasu)


Yes. I feel madness from Motoyasu.

His three followers are watching the film while drooling.


“That pig. It has a lot of fat on it. Doesn’t it look tasty?” (Kuu)

“But doesn’t it look a little tough?” (Marin)

“If you let it rot for a while, it’ll become softer and tastier. Leave the preparations to me.” (Midori)


They truly are beasts.

But I guess this is how Filo Rials are.

Ah, I found this out later, but Midori was of a subspecies that could control poison and decay.

But for them to watch this footage and stay calm, they really are monsters.

By the way, when I showed it to Firo the next day, she became sick.

Does it have to do with individual personality?

Ah, but at the start, she did say, ‘That pig looks tasty.’

The Pig King can’t even be classified as human at this point in time.


Now Itsuki and Rishia are…

Rishia’s already fainted.

Itsuki has a calm expression… No, he has no expression as he silently watches it.


“Itsuki, what do you think?” (Naofumi)

“I don’t understand what’s fun about it.” (Itsuki)

“What a coincidence. I’m of the same opinion.” (Naofumi)


I’m already regretting ordering this video to be taken.

No, I wanted it as evidence, but I never thought I would have to watch it to the end.

Can I not fast forward?


“To make sure you’re actually watching, we’ll be taking a video.” (Soldier)


The soldier holds up a crystal in my direction.


“I’ll at least pretend to watch it.” (Naofumi)

“Yes… Um… I’m truly sorry for the trouble, Hero-sama.” (Soldier)


This soldier’s perceptiveness is a life saver.

To avoid any complaints, I have to continue watching the video to the end.

I absentmindedly stare at the screen, while I use status magic to check my slaves’ statuses, waiting for the end.


“Then I’ll be coming to deliver another one in the near future. The King was exceedingly happy to hear that the Hero of the Shield requested such a video, so he will continue sending them.” (Soldier)

“… Could you reproduce and edit the footage you took right now to make it seem like I watched them? If need be, I can do some acting to increase the variety of reaction footage.” (Naofumi)

“Yes, of course we can do that.” (Soldier)


The soldier said as such, and when he brought the next video, we opted not to watch it.

Our hearts were as one.

If I had to see these videos again and again, I would go crazy.

At the end of the video, Witch was all beaten up, and she was put to sleep by strangling again. But only after she had lost an arm.

Her facial expression must have been appealing, because the Pig King gave a face of ecstasy.

No, I’ve played Guro Galge and Rape Galge before.

But this is too much.

With something like this, even simply owning it would be grounds for arrest.


And the end, Witch was easily killed off. But as the Pig King was under the impression that I was still deriving enjoyment from his videos, he thought that I would like to see a large variety of woman being violated.

Instead of playing with his favorite toys for long periods of time, he seems to have found something else to take delight in.

Go to hell. Why do I have to watch these guro videos of other women being violated?

The end result is that a large amount of useless video crystals ended up piling up in the village store house.

I really don’t want to meet that pig.

I once again pledged that in my heart.


“Ah… I feel sick.” (Naofumi)


A fews days later, in the evening.

I muttered those words as I entered the onsen at Cal Mira.

I assigned everyone their jobs, and when evening came, I took Itsuki and Rishia here by Portal.

Itsuki doesn’t recover Mana or SP, so he can’t use portal.

That’s why I have to bring them.


I got permission for Rishia to bathe in the men’s side.

She was worried that if I was the only one there, Itsuki would die from drowning.

Wearing a white robe, Rishia helped Itsuki submerge himself in the water.

Wouldn’t a swimsuit be fine here?


Ah, Raphtalia, Firo, and Melty are also here, albeit on the woman’s side.

Atlas was going to come as well, but Fohl stopped her.

An onsen is perfect if you want to rest your body and mind.

I had just washed my body and was about to step in, when Firo jumped over the hedge separating the two baths with Melty on her back.


“Master~ Let’s bathe together again~” (Firo)

“Firo-chan! This is the men’s bath! Naofumi is here, isn’t he!?” (Melty)


Melty frantically covers her important places with a towel, as she embarrassingly complains to Firo.

Firo. You sure bought a troublesome person to a troublesome place.


“Don’t worry, Melty-chan. Right now, only Master, the bow person, and Rishia-oneechan are here.” (Firo)

“Isn’t the problem the fact that Naofumi and the Hero of the Bow are here!?” (Melty)

“Eh?” (Firo)


It may sound strange, Firo, but Melty’s reaction is the correct one.

I should leave disciplining her to Raphtalia and Melty.

It would be strange for me to be telling her that.


“But bathing with master is fun, so Melty-chan should have fun too.” (Firo)

“No! I’ll get dirty!” (Melty)

“Hey.” (Naofumi)


I submerge myself in the bathwater as I speak.

Seeing her love of cleanliness and her innocence, I’m beginning to doubt whether or not she’s truly the sister of that Witch.

But I guess it’s fine.

Fir ignores her, changes into human form, and sits beside me.


“Pii!”


From the towel wrapped around my waist, one of the Filo Rial familiars appears.


“Where did you come out of!?” (Naofumi)

“N-Naofumi gave birth to a Filo Rial!” (Melty)


Melty shouts out, but from her towel, a chick emerges as well.

I heard about it, but I guess they’re parasiting off Melty as well.


“Like you should be saying that!” (Naofumi)

“S-shut up!” (Melty)

“Ahaha~ Master and Melty are having fun.” (Firo)

“We’re not!” (Naofumi & Melty)


Dammit, these birds can’t read the mood.


“Master, can you wash Firo’s back?” (Firo)

“Ah, yes, yes.” (Naofumi)


If I don’t do it, she’ll complain.

It’s been a few days since I started coming here to alleviate my curse.

Firo coming to the men’s bath has become a daily occurrence.

Though this is the first time she’s brought Melty along.

I take out the soap, and begin rubbing Firo’s back. Because she has wings, quite a few bubbles form.


“Hey, Melty-chan should get her back washed too~” (Firo)

“Don’t! Want! To!” (Melty)


Melty sure is stubborn.

Though I think I’m an expert in that field as well.

But Firo sure likes taking people over to the men’s side.

Ah, the first person she brought over was Kiel.

Apparently, for the male-hearted Kiel, the woman’s bath was uncomfortable, so she got Firo to bring her over.

After that, it became natural to scold Firo and Kiel, who swam around the male bath as if it were natural.

Why do I have to act like a parent and scold these kids when I’m supposed to be relaxing in the onsen?

Raphtalia always lectures them not to come over, but they don’t listen.


“Look, you’re all clean now.” (Naofumi)

“Ya~y.”(Firo)


I pour a bucket of hot water on her to wash away the bubbles, and Firo shakes her entire body like a dog to dry herself. Water droplets fly everywhere.


“Master, thank you~ Is Firo clean?” (Firo)

“If you doubt it, then wash yourself.” (Naofumi)

“Bu-” (Firo)


Firo pouts, and Melty refuses to take her body out of the water.

The bath is as lively as ever.


“Then I’m going to be soaking for a while, so you guys better return to the women’s bath.” (Naofumi)

“Got~ it.” (Firo)


I get in the water again to cure my curse, when Firo changes to Filo Rial form and sits next to me.

She’s floating.

Is she some sort of water bird? Though Firo can swim.


“Ah!?” (Firo)


Firo seems to have figured something out, as she lets out a noise. She puts Melty on her back.


“Firo-chan, what are you…” (Melty)


Before Melty can finish speaking, Firo jumps over the hedge and returns to the women’s side.


“W-what was that about?” (Rishia)


Rishia enquires.


“Who knows?” (Naofumi)

“Will Rishia-san not go to the women’s bath as well?” (Itsuki)


Itsuki tilts his head as he asks.

It seems that a little bit of common sense still lingers in his head.

Though I have no idea how much we should trust Itsuki’s common sense.


“I’m alright, Itsuki-sama.” (Rishia)


These two are acting like an idiot couple.

Now that I think about it, since we started using this bath, Itsuki’s condition has gradually started changing.

He’s still expressionless, but his indecisiveness is beginning to heal.

The fact that he can ask things like this is proof.


“Oh my! If it isn’t Father-in-Law!?” (Motoyasu)


Ah, so this is the reason Firo quickly retreated.

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