Editing Hyouka:Blu-ray Bonus CD Track 15 (section)

== Impossible Intermission #15: Tougaito's Short-lived Ecstasy ==
''Here's a link to the track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQnMTrIpAJk''


'''Tougaito Masashi:''' Phantom Thief Juumoji...... if we could find out their motive, it would be the best material for a wall newspaper...... Sigh...... Can't we do anything?

(Someone knocks on the door)

'''Tougaito:''' Yes? Ah, Chitanda-san. Sorry, we're a little busy now. Could you come again later?

'''Chitanda Eru:''' In that case, I will come later...... No, I cannot!

'''Tougaito:''' Ha?

'''Chitanda:''' I mean...... I have something important to tell you, Tougaito-san......

'''Tougaito:''' What is it?

'''Chitanda:''' Not here...... Please come with me!

'''Tougaito:''' Oi! Where are we going? Eh?

'''Chitanda:''' No one else will come here, I think.

'''Tougaito:''' Chitanda-san, what are you trying to do, bringing me here...... (Oh! A deserted area plus a red-faced Chitanda-san plus something important equals...... don't tell me...... a confession??? Eh? Did I even do anything? Oh yes! I did! I moved all those anthologies back then! Is that it? Could that be the flag?)

'''Chitanda:''' Uh, um...... I mean, um...... I......

'''Tougaito:''' Y-Yes?

'''Chitanda:''' I believe that Tougaito-san will consider this in a positive light......

'''Tougaito:''' (Consider this in a positive light? Well, it's not like I would reject her immediately...... and I'm single now. If Chitanda-san has that idea, can't say I mind it at all......)

'''Chitanda:''' I...... have expectations for you, Tougaito-san!

'''Tougaito:''' (What's going on? Does she want me to confess? Is she expecting a confession from me?) Erm...... by expectations, are you anticipating some sort of action from me?

'''Chitanda:''' Oh? No, that's not it. The only person in the world who can fulfill my hopes is you, Tougaito-san, so...... I cannot help but have high expectations for you!

'''Tougaito:''' (This is it<nowiki>~~~</nowiki>!!! Right? Of course! It's natural for Chitanda-san to like me. I'm the only one who can respond to her.) I-Is that so? Thank you......

'''Chitanda:''' But what I want to tell you is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and the risks outweigh the merits. The advantage for me is small. There is really very little merit for me.

'''Tougaito:''' Erm, but...... if anyone can overcome the obstacles, then wouldn't there be more merit for everyone?

'''Chitanda:''' You're right. I should not throw my hope away. But, this is really difficult for me to say...... I'm really nervous!

'''Tougaito:''' Well, that goes for anyone. I also kind of know what you're trying to say, so you don't have to be so tense, Chitanda-san.

'''Chitanda:''' Eh? Tougaito-san, you managed to read my thoughts? Are you an esper? Or a Newtype?<ref>A person who has reached a new stage of human evolution in the Gundam universe.</ref>

'''Tougaito:''' No, anyone in this situation would notice, I think. This isn't my first time, after all, and I won't ignore you, so we'll reach the conclusion that you hoped for, right?

'''Chitanda:''' Tougaito-san, thank you very much! So this is what Irisu-san was talking about.

'''Tougaito:''' Eh? Irisu?

'''Chitanda:''' Ah, I consulted Irisu-san about this earlier, and you actually agreed to help......

'''Tougaito:''' I'm also not that stolid. (Wowwww! She consulted Irisu? Does this mean that we're official? This is bad...... we're in trouble......)

'''Chitanda:''' (Clears throat) Then, once again, Tougaito-san......

'''Tougaito:''' Yes!

'''Chitanda:''' Please write about the Classics Club for a wall newspaper article!

'''Tougaito:''' What?

'''Chitanda:''' I came with the information that Phantom Thief Juumoji's final target is the Classics Club! I would like you to write about that in your next wall newspaper. I'm counting on you!

'''Tougaito:''' Newspaper? Not a confession?

'''Chitanda:''' Confession......? What confession?

'''Tougaito:''' Ahhhh...... Yes! That's what I was thinking it wasn't! Yeah, I understood. I totally understood what you were trying to say.

'''Chitanda:''' That's amazing. I never thought that my intentions would be read like a book. So, what do you say?

'''Tougaito:''' Ah, uh...... Alright. We'll write an article. Could you tell me the details?

'''Chitanda:''' Yes! Of course! Thank you very much!

'''Tougaito:''' No problem. It seems that we can write an interesting article.

'''Chitanda:''' Yes, I believe it will attract everyone's attention.

'''Tougaito:''' (laughs wryly)